Zombie: The opening game is forced out by the ninth uncle

“Groove, a lot of bats!”

“Ah~ why are there so many bats?”

“Stinky to death, what the hell is going on here?”

“……”

A dirty word gushed out, Ah Wei looked at these bats with dull eyes, the whole person was not good, he hurriedly ran to Lin Ye’s side, and said, “Brother Ye, what the hell is going on?” ”

Lin Ye squinted and said: “There is only one explanation for this kind of thing, that is, there must be Western vampires buried nearby, Ah Wei, give you a task, take people to find out where there are bats, and then don’t act rashly, notify me when you find it!” ”

“Okay, everyone come with me!” Ah Wei simply answered directly, and quickly ran away with the person.

Only then did the Ninth Uncle and the village chief come over.

Looking at the dead bats full of branches, Ninth Uncle frowned: “Are the vampires you said the same vampires as the above in Jiuquan Town?” ”

Lin Ye nodded: “Yes and no, but the question now is how can there be Westerners in this place?” ”

The village chief slapped his forehead and said, “There is an abandoned church next to the village, there were missionaries there twenty years ago, but then I don’t know what happened, the two missionaries in the church are all missing, we searched for tens of miles and did not find it, and finally it was gone, Master Xiao Ye means that those two missionaries became vampires?” ”

“It’s not clear yet, let’s go to the church first!” Although Lin Ye knows the plot, he still has to pretend to be stupid at this time.

The village chief and the ninth uncle looked at each other, and then nodded in unison.

Xujia Village is the largest village in the entire Xujiaji Village, with nearly 2,000 people, don’t doubt that in this era, 2,000 people are almost equivalent to a small town.

Under the leadership of the village chief, Lin Ye and Ninth Uncle arrived outside the church in less than twenty minutes.

However, when they came to the vicinity of the church, they found that Ah Wei was confronting a group of nuns with a group of security guards, and they could faintly hear Ah Wei and others.

Holding a pistol, Ah Wei pointed at the group of nuns and shouted: “I tell you, now there are vampires in the village, and vampires are only available to you Westerners, so you hurry up and dodge me, otherwise don’t blame me for being unkind.” ”

“You don’t think about it!” A fat middle-aged woman looked at Ah Wei angrily: “The church is the place of the Lord, our most devout place of faith, you say that there are vampires here, this is the greatest slander against the Lord, I want to sue you for slander, are you ready to shoot?” So you shoot? I tell you, believers in the Lord are not afraid of death, and I am not afraid of death, but if you have the ability, you will kill me, come, shoot! ”

“Bang!”

After the fat woman said that sentence, she directly couldn’t hold her center of gravity, and pressed Ah Wei to the ground, and Ah Wei suddenly felt like a lightning strike, and couldn’t help but scream.

But the fat woman still did not adhere to it, simply sat directly on Ah Wei’s body, snatched the gun in his hand, and said: “Come, you shoot, the Lord will bless me, you demon who slanders the Lord will go to hell, forever and forever to hell, come on, I am ready to meet the Lord’s embrace, you shoot!” ”

Ah Wei is about to cry, especially he just scares people with a gun, how come he ran into such a tiger girl, obediently, can you get down from the labor management first, don’t you have a little count of your weight? Beep!

At this time, a nun who was pulling a cross towards the top of the church suddenly screamed, and her body stumbled and almost fell from it, and she finally stabilized her body.

But she was safe, but the cross fell from above and slammed into Ah Wei’s head, and the fat woman was also stunned, because the cross was grazed her face, and she would be disfigured if she was a little bit worse.

For a long time, the fat woman Maria reacted, suddenly burst out a scream, directly dropped the gun in her hand, screamed and ran towards the back, what devotion to the Lord, at this moment she was all thrown away by her.

Ah Wei felt that the pressure on his body had finally disappeared, but he was even more dizzy, that cross was dozens of pounds, although it fell after it landed, but it hurt to die? The most important thing is that he can’t stun him, the taste of almost suffocation, it’s good that he can’t get up directly GG in one breath.

Struggling to get up from the ground, Ah Wei rubbed the forehead of the smashed bag with one hand, picked up the gun with the other, pointed it at the group of nuns, and said angrily: “I tell you, you are finished, you have completely angered me, I will beat you all one by one today!” ”

Just when Ah Wei couldn’t help but shoot, Lin Ye and Ninth Uncle finally arrived.

At this time, a surprised voice suddenly came from the nuns’ team: “Ah, Chief Lin Dao, Chief Lin Dao, look here.” ”

Lin Ye, who was talking to the Ninth Uncle, heard this, turned his head and looked over, and then he was dumbfounded, rubbed his eyes, and then showed a smile that could not be laughed at.

At the same time, Ah Wei was so frightened by the little nun’s shouts that he almost threw the gun.

The next moment, the little nun ran to Lin Ye full of excitement, and directly flew into Lin Ye’s arms, holding Lin Ye’s neck with both hands, and said with a face full of surprise: “It’s really you, woo~ people think they will never see you again, heehee, it seems that it is still good for me to believe in the Lord, you see, the Lord will send you to me.” ”

Lin Ye looked at the little nun in front of him with black lines on his head, and gently patted her back: “Okay, hurry down, what does it look like in front of everyone?” ”

The little nun is none other than Lou Dalong’s sister-in-law, Mi Qilian’s sister Nianying.

Nian Ying’s face turned red and snorted, and then slid off Lin Ye’s body, but still tightly held Lin Ye’s arm, squinted, and looked at him with a happy face, at this time, Nian Ying’s mind had no one else, including her lord.

Ah Wei was scared half to death by Nianying and Lin Ye’s actions, Ma Ma Mia, he almost killed Lin Ye’s concubine just now, this is really…

Fortunately, Lin Ye did not pursue his meaning, and after calming Nian Ying, Lin Ye walked in front of him and said, “Let you do something well, how can I take you in the future?” ”

Ah Wei cried and said, “I don’t want to, but that tiger lady is too tiger!” ”

Poof…

Suddenly, a person in the security team seemed to think of the picture just now, and couldn’t help laughing, and his laughter directly triggered a series of reactions, and the other security guards, including the little nuns behind, couldn’t help but laugh out loud.

Maria’s face sank, remembering the picture just now, and said in a deep voice: “Stop for me, hum, don’t think about what happened just now!” ”

When the words landed, everyone immediately stopped, and their faces were red one by one.

And Mary kept praying: “Lord, forgive me, I did not mean to lose my innocence, I am innocent, Almighty Lord, bless your devout believers.” ”

Listening to Maria’s chanting, Ah Wei’s hair was full of black lines, and he couldn’t help but shout angrily: “Enough, it’s me who loses my innocence, you dead!” ”

“Huh? You still dare to scold me? Are you trying to beat me to death? Yes? ”

Ah Wei shut up instantly, he definitely didn’t want to come a second time for that humiliating thing just now.

Looking at the messy Ah Wei and Maria Lin Ye shook their heads with laughter: “Okay, don’t argue, get down to business first!” ”

“What’s going on?” Nianying asked curiously.

Lin Ye chuckled: “What else can there be?” Didn’t Ah Wei tell you? ”

Nian Ying glanced at Ah Wei: “Che, he said there are vampires…”

Originally, Nianying still wanted to mock Ah Wei, but suddenly thought of Lin Ye’s means and identity, and was directly stunned, and then looked at Lin Ye with a pale face: “There won’t really be vampires, right?” ”

Hearing this, the other nuns were startled, and Maria frowned, “Nianying, what are you talking about?” How could there be vampires in the Lord’s place? ”

Nian Ying blinked her big good-looking eyes: “No, mother, Lin Dao is very powerful, he can catch ghosts and zombies, and my brother-in-law was cured by him, so he said there is, then there must be!” ”

“Impossible, this is the Lord’s place, there is absolutely no chance there will be vampires!” Mary still believed in her Lord with a hard mouth, completely forgetting the picture of frightened escape.

Ah Wei spread out his hand and made an innocent expression at Lin Ye, as if to say: Look, just this tiger lady is here, how can they get in?

Lin Ye frowned slightly, he was too lazy to talk so much nonsense with this woman, his heart moved, his body suddenly made a golden light, and the Jiuxiao Purple Thunder Sword bloomed with dazzling golden light, suddenly appeared above his head, hanging without falling.

Looking at the god-like forest leaves, Maria stumbled directly, squatted on the ground on her back, and was stunned.

Lin Ye snorted lightly: “Whether your lord is omnipotent I don’t know, but I know that I killed a vampire when I was in Jiuquan Town, and that vampire was in the church at that time, and now Father Wu there doesn’t know where to go into seclusion, so it’s best to obediently give way for your lives, otherwise, I don’t mind teaching you what is the sinister of society!” ”

Maria jerked her spirit, got up from the ground with a roll, and turned her fat body sideways: “Please come in!” ”

Looking at Maria’s demeanor, everyone, including Ninth Uncle: “??? ”