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Chapter 116 The Euphemistic and Bizarre Blind Story

"Brother, what are you doing?"

Jia Le was being dragged along, and he couldn't understand why the big brother suddenly seemed to be a different person.

Xu Ce gritted his teeth and said very depressedly:

"Remember what I told you today, keep it secret!

Don't mention it to anyone! "

Seeing Xu Ce's solemn expression, Jia Le quickly covered his mouth,

"Eldest brother, is there something hidden? I won't tell, even if Master asks me again, I won't tell!"

Now, Xu Ce gives Jiale a sense of mystery, although he doesn't know why, he still does it.

Xu Ce's face softened a little, nodded and said:

"Remember, if you talk nonsense, don't even think about eating egg tarts when you go down the mountain to the town!"

Jia Le nodded again and again. The egg tart was the best thing he had ever eaten. If he went to the town and didn't have to eat it, he would regret it to death. He promised again:

"Elder brother, don't worry. I won't say anything, I won't say anything, hehe.

Brother, can I eat as many egg tarts as I want? "

Xu Ce rolled his eyes, this kid is not only a curious baby, but also a big foodie,

"Eat until you throw up!"

Xu Ce said angrily.

At this time, the girl Qingqing from the wooden house next door came out, carrying a wooden bucket in her hand, and walked outside.

Master Yixiu walked behind, had already put down his luggage, and was also carrying a wooden bucket in his hand, apparently intending to go out to fetch water.

After Xu Ce saw this, he left Jiale aside, walked to the bamboo fence, waved to Qingqing, and asked with a smile:

"Master Yixiu, are you going to fetch water?"

"Master Yixiu, you are back, let me tell you quietly, my master brought my wife back."

Jia Le ran over in a panic, gossiping.

Master Yixiu nodded to Xu Ce first, as a greeting, then he widened his eyes and looked at Jiale, thinking he heard it wrong, he said:

"Jia Le, what did you just say?"

"My master brought my wife back."

Jiale repeated a sentence.

After being confirmed, Master Yixiu had a wonderful face, and he waved to Jia Le, who moved closer and murmured:

"Jia Le, come and tell me, is it that blind vixen, Hu Meiniang?"

Jiale laughed and said:

"Master Yixiu is really powerful, how do you know?"

Master Yixiu curled his lips and said:

"Hehe, with your master's virtues, only a blind vixen can fall in love with him, otherwise, he is doomed to be a bachelor forever."

Xu Ce then asked:

"Master Yixiu, between the four-eyed master and his wife, don't they always fight?

Is it really a typed emotion? "

Master Yixiu glanced at Xu Ce, and then said:

"Yes and no."

Both Xu Ce and Jia Le were puzzled, and Jia Le quickly asked:

"Master Yixiu, please tell us. I asked the master how he met his wife before, but he didn't say anything."

Master Yixiu smiled and said:

"Hey, it was a thunderstorm night. Fifteen years ago, the poor monk and your master went down the mountain to buy salt in the city. When they passed a cliff, your unlucky master fell down while walking because of poor Taoism. Fortunately, the cliff is not high, so I didn't fall to my death.

He found a fox below. He was injured and probably fell too.

Then when the poor monk rescued your master, he rescued the fox together.

And healed the fox. "

"Then what?"

Master Yixiu hehe said:

"Then, then that fox went blind. Obviously, it was the poor monk who rescued her up the cliff, and the poor monk applied medicine to her wounds, but the blind fox opened his eyes from the beginning to the end. When I got down, I saw the stinky Taoist priest hugging her, and I firmly believed that the stinky Taoist priest saved her."

"But the Taoism of the poor monk and the stinky Taoist priest is much worse than it is now, and we didn't realize that the fox we rescued had already cultivated into a monster.

Finally, the fox was released and let him return to nature.

At that time, the stinky Taoist still regretted it, saying that it was such a big fox that he could eat its meat and make clothes from its fur, which was a pity.

If it wasn't for the poor monk to stop you, how could you have any mistresses, it's probably just a skin. "

It seems that Master Yixiu should not have lied, and it is very in line with the four-eyed Taoist priest's style of doing things.

"And then, why do they keep fighting?"

Jiale asked.

Master Yixiu curled his lips and continued:

"Later, by chance, the poor monk discovered that Hu Meiniang came to look for your master, but your master didn't believe that Hu Meiniang was the fox that he saved back then. Of course, the poor monk thought it was just an excuse.

He also said that people are human and demons are demons. He is a cultivator, and he is determined not to do anything...

The result, look at it now, hehe, it smells so good!

Well, what kind of food does your wife cook, it smells really good? "

"Cook fish."

Jia Le said.

Master Yixiu's face was slightly stiff, and he clasped his hands together,

"Amitabha, sin, sin..."

Then, he stopped talking nonsense with the two of them, turned around and walked outside.

"Master Yixiu, keep talking, you must not have finished..."

Jia Le is still asking, this kid is more interested in gossip about his master than Xu Ce.

Xu Ce felt that something was wrong. Master Yixiu obviously wanted to continue talking, but why did he leave suddenly?

Xu Ce looked back instinctively, and saw that the four-eyed Taoist priest had appeared behind them at some time, with a dark face, all aimed at the children of Jiale.

During the gossip just now, Xu Ce almost acted as a melon-eating crowd. The kid from Jiale is a good questioner, especially at this moment, he is still asking questions. Next, this child will probably be miserable.

Xu Ce stepped aside to make way.

Seeing the stick in the hands of the four-eyed priest, he slapped Jiale's buttocks, gritted his teeth and said:

"Little brat, you've been free all day, haven't you!"

"Ah! Master, why did you hit me!"

Jia Le took a hit, and then ran away.

Surprisingly, the four-eyed Taoist priest didn't chase after him. He raised his stick and pointed at the Taoist priest Yixiu who was carrying the bucket. He gritted his teeth and said:

"Dead monk, you actually exposed my background to my apprentice! You forced me!

Believe it or not, I'll expose you too! "

Master Yixiu clasped his hands together, with a magnanimous face, he said confidently:

"Amitabha, the stinky Taoist priest, the poor monk acts openly and aboveboard, not as dirty as you, please go!"

The four-eyed Taoist leader was almost pissed off, how could he not hear the implication of Master Yixiu, there must be some old people, but the dead monk who can't shout is thick-skinned, what he means is that he doesn't care at all!

It's like mustering all your strength, only to hit the cotton with a punch, which is uncomfortable.

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