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Seeing Master Yixiu smiling and talking, Xu Ce knew that Master Yixiu was going to use a big move soon.

Pulled Jiale away and moved back a distance, safety first.

Next, the two old guys are probably going to tear up again.

"What do you want before you are willing to leave!"

The four-eyed priest pointed at Master Yixiu, very angry, and said very angrily.

"Amitabha, the poor monk intends to chant scriptures and chant Buddha here until he passes away!"

Master Yixiu was unusually indifferent,

"The mountains here are good, the water is good, and the geomantic omen is good. Poor monks won't leave!"

The four-eyed priest was so angry, at this moment, he really wanted to tear the dead monk in front of him.

But considering that the amount of exercise last night seemed a bit heavy, the chances of winning were not high, so I gritted my teeth and endured it for the time being.

However, it's impossible to just let it go!

As smart and wise as he is, he has long expected such a result, prepared in advance, and gritted his teeth:

"Okay, I'll watch over you and see when you die!"

"It is the blessing of the poor monk to have a fellow Taoist guarding the poor monk, so there will be a fellow Taoist."

Master Yixiu seemed to have not heard the meaning behind the words at all, with an unusual atmosphere.

And the more Master Yixiu was like this, the more angry the four-eyed Taoist priest was, and he punched out with all his strength, without any focus at all, which made people very troubled.

The four-eyed priest picked up the wooden box containing the money and walked out, not wanting to stay for a second.

"Dead monk, you wait for me!"

"Amitabha……"

Jia Le followed the four-eyed priest and walked out.

Xu Ce stood awkwardly in the middle, in a dilemma.

There are masters on both sides, eh, it’s okay to have too many masters.

"Teacher Xu Ce, do you have any new insights from the "Six-Syllable Mantra"?"

Master Yixiu looked at Xu Ce and asked.

Xu Ce replied:

"Master Yixiu, I have realized something."

Naturally, Xu Ce would not say that he had understood everything. In that case, he was worried about hitting Master Dao Yixiu's Dao heart.

"Well, think about it a lot, this secret method is unpredictable, and you must not slack off."

"Yes, I understand."

"Go, look at the stinky Taoist priest, that petty guy, don't take the family music out, poor child."

Master Yixiu waved his hand.

Xu Ce then backed out.

It has to be said that Master Yixiu's state of mind is really more than a little bit higher than that of the four-eyed Taoist priest.

Of course, this has to be looked at from different angles. Buddhism cultivates the mind, and what it cultivates is to cultivate a pure heart and few desires.

But Taoism cultivates the mind, and what one cultivates is to do whatever one wants.

Back to the four-eyed Taoist priest, before he entered the door, he heard the painful sound of the unlucky child Jia Le being used as a punching bag.

"Master, you are too violent, why are you hitting someone again?"

Jiale complained aggrievedly.

"Hehe, I hit you because my teacher loves you! Hurry up and set up an altar for me."

"Master, it's not yet dawn, what are you doing to set up the altar? It's very troublesome to set up the altar."

"How dare you not listen to Master's words!"

"No, I'll prepare right away."

"..."

After entering the house, I saw Jia Le getting busy, starting to set up a Dharma altar in the center of the living room.

Xu Ce asked curiously:

"Master, what is this for?"

The four-eyed priest snorted and said:

"What are you doing, hum! Of course you are doing something great! A dead monk is unreasonable, let me show him some flair as a teacher!

Xu Ce, you can't tell the truth! Remember your identity, just stay neutral! "

Xu Ce nodded blankly, but soon understood what was going on.

After Jia Le prepared the altar, he took out the set of little scarecrows with yellow talisman paper and put them on the altar.

This scene was very familiar, and Xu Ce immediately thought of what the four-eyed priest wanted to do.

Neutral, well, straighten up, be neutral!

The four-eyed priest held the scarecrow in his hand and said angrily:

"Hmph, fight with me, you are dead!"

At this moment, after Jia Le saw this, he suddenly realized:

"Master, I know what you are going to do, you are going to play tricks on Master Yixiu! Don't you!"

Snapped!

The four-eyed Daoist slapped it out,

"Idiot, say so loudly, you want to tell the truth, just stay there!"

"oh!"

Jia Le walked to Xu Ce's side and whispered:

"Eldest brother, I think Master Yixiu is such a nice person, why does our master always want to trick each other?"

Xu Ce looked up at the ceiling, and sighed silently in his heart, you ask me, who the hell should I ask, after thinking about it, he said:

"Perhaps, this is the way of expressing the friendship between the two masters.

By the way, Jiale, has Master Yixiu ever used such a method to trick the four-eyed master? "

Jia Le pondered for a moment, then replied:

"Most of the time, it is the master who tricks Master Yixiu. Generally speaking, Master Yixiu can't bear it anymore, so he returns to trick him."

That's it...that makes sense.

"What about their wins and losses?"

"Let's go fifty-fifty, basically even.

But this time, if Master sneak attack Master Yixiu, the possibility of winning should be relatively high. "

The two old urchins are really not resting at all, and they are also drunk.

"Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling! Get up!"

The four-eyed Taoist priest typed out a formula, pinched out a formula with both hands, and then pointed to the little scarecrow on the table with the yellow talisman paper on which Master Yixiu's birthday was written.

Just as the word "qi" fell, the scarecrow stood up immediately as if being pulled by something.

"Jia Le, what kind of spell is this?"

Xu Ce asked curiously.

"It's a very simple spell, big brother, if you want to learn it, I can teach you, but my level is far behind the master's.

It's just that the master is too bad, he doesn't allow me to play tricks every time, but he often uses this trick to fight with Master Yixiu. "

After Jia Le finished speaking, he scratched his head. He also expressed considerable dissatisfaction with the unfair treatment he received.

"change!"

The four-eyed Taoist master controlled the scarecrow to stand upright, and then he hummed and looked at the next door outside the window, and said coldly:

"I'll see how long you can keep knocking!

If you dare to prevent me from sleeping in the future, I will make it impossible for you to recite sutras! "

The four-eyed priest controlled the scarecrow and bent down to pick up a walnut.

And Master Yixiu next door, without knowing it, suddenly found that his body was beginning to lose control, and even picked up the wooden fish in front of him in a super strange way.

I don't know where to throw the stick in my hand.

Then the four-eyed priest controlled the scarecrow again, and threw out the walnut in his hand.

Synchronizing the screen, Master Yixiu also threw out his precious lumpy wooden fish.

Xu Ce could only see one side of the picture, because it was blocked by the wall, and he didn't know what was going on with Master Yixiu.

"Eldest brother, let's go there to watch, the best place to watch the battle."

Jia Le pulled Xu Ce's arm, pointed to a window and said.