Zombie World: Sign in to Become Stronger

Chapter 150 Absolute Dramatist

Mao Shanming waved his hands in disbelief, but his face was full of righteousness and anger, and said:

"Mr. Tan, you are right. Most of the swindlers in our business are charlatans. Nine out of ten Taoist priests and monks are liars, ruining the reputation of my Taoist school!

However, I, Mao Shanming, patted my chest to assure that Pindao is the tenth one, that is, a Taoist priest with real skills.

As long as Tan Yuanwai pays a reasonable price, the ghosts in Tan's house disturbing the people will be covered by Pindao! "

Tan Wanwan looked at Mao Shanming's stern look, and what he said seemed to be really powerful, but would he believe it simply by a few words?

Obviously impossible.

Tan Wanwan took out a stack of bank notes from his pocket, rubbed them in his hands, and asked:

"How much money does the priest think is appropriate?"

Mao Shanming stared at the bank note, the smallest denomination on it was fifty taels, his eyes were already seeing the value, this trip really wanted to make a lot of money, and kill a big dog!

Mao Shanming swallowed his saliva, then forcibly pretended to be a master, and said lightly:

"Pimpedao is originally from Fangwai, and money is something outside of him, but for the sincerity of Tan Yuanwai, then I will give you three to five hundred..."

Before Mao Shanming could say the last word "two", the corners of Tan Wanwan's mouth twitched. He was really an idiot.

Tan Wanwan is also an old Jianghu who has lived for most of his life. His money was not brought by strong winds, and he gave it away for nothing, thinking too much.

Hehe smiled, interrupted without a trace, and at the same time took out a small red envelope from the middle of the bank note, handed it out, and said with a smile:

"The Taoist priest is an expert, so a little care is not respectful."

For a moment, Mao Shanming's face froze, embarrassing, isn't the contrast between the front and the back a little too big, or is it that he pretended to be an expert just now?

However, Mao Shanming still took the small red envelope in the spirit of not earning money for nothing, and touched the money in the red envelope. It was very clear that it was a silver dollar, which was better than nothing.

At the same time, Mao Shanming groaned in his heart, he only gave him a silver dollar in the end with such a large amount of silver bills in his hand, it's too stingy, wait, I'll let you spit out more later!

Mao Shanming shook his head, feeling very dissatisfied, but since he took the money, he still had to do things, and in the process of doing things, he could earn extra money.

As for how to make money, Mao Shanming has countless plans in his mind, which are too trivial, and he doesn't believe that Tan Zhai really has any ghosts at all, but he just scares himself.

But it doesn't matter, there are no ghosts in Tan's house, but he has raised two little ghosts to scare him, and then get more money from the stingy Tan Wanwan, which is the key!

Standing aside and watching this scene, Xu Ce secretly laughed, Mao Shanming must be very depressed.

At this time, Mao Shan gave a loud "drink", then straightened his light-yellow Taoist robe, held a mahogany sword, and stood in front of the altar, chattering non-stop.

"Little ones, listen to me carefully, I am in Xiamaoshan Ming, entrusted by Tan Wanwan of Taishan Town, to clean up the house!"

As soon as the words fell, Mao Shan pressed down fiercely on a copper needle on the altar, and the copper coin pressed on the needle flew up with a clang, then fell from the sky, and directly penetrated into the hole in the middle of the copper needle.

Xu Ce watched carefully. He didn't know if Mao Shanming's moves were useful, but they did look awesome.

Mao Shan Mingzheng continued to shout:

"One pillar of Optimus wears money, and one magic talisman towns home!"

A yellow talisman was in Mao Shanming's hand, and he flicked it away, and then flew out.

The yellow talisman was accurately nailed to the door beam of the back room, but the matter was not over yet. If he wanted to make money, the most critical performance was about to be staged.

"Tonic in the world, the Shocking Wind Umbrella!

Underworld treasure, oiled paper umbrella! Here it is for you! "

Mao Shanming took out the two halves of the mountain placed on the altar, removed the string tied to the umbrella, and threw it into the hall of the back room of Tan's house.

At this time, Xu Ce narrowed his eyes slightly. He had opened his Dharma Eye. Just now, he saw the slight movement of the two umbrellas, and he figured it out quickly.

If the guess is correct, the two little ghosts raised by Mao Shanming, Dabao and Xiaobao, are in the umbrella.

And he has only one purpose for doing this, that is to release Dabao and Xiaobao, and treat them as ghosts in Tan Zhai's house, and then he takes his two little ghosts in, they are his own people, and they cooperate, too. It's easy.

Xu Ce had seen through what Mao Shanming was going to do next, but he didn't say anything, and continued to be a melon-eating crowd. Now Mao Shanming's role is actually quite large, and it can consume time.

"...47 minutes and 22 seconds, 47 minutes and 21 seconds, 47 minutes and 20 seconds..."

It's still early for the countdown to sign in.

Mao Shanming was like a playwright, holding a mahogany sword in one hand, staring at the inner room with discipline, and sternly reprimanded:

"Hmph! I've burnt the poor paper money and said all the good things. If you don't admit your mistake again, I'll beat you hard!"

At this moment, there was an unexpected "click" sound, and the doors and windows in the inner room that were originally opened were closed in an extremely neat manner.

Everyone in the Tan family took a step back in fright, and looked in horror at the back room with the doors and windows closed.

There were only two people on the scene who were not frightened, one was Mao Shanming, and the other was Xu Ce. Xu Ce could see clearly that the two little ghosts, Da Bao and Xiao Bao, looked very hard just now closing the doors and windows.

And this move really had a good effect.

Mao Shanming glanced back quietly, humming in his heart, Tan is stingy, next, let's see if you dare to continue to be stingy!

Suddenly, the closed door suddenly opened!

Whoosh, whoosh, messy objects were thrown towards the outside, there were two small umbrellas, and some decorations from the back room, flying and smashing.

Everyone in the Tan family slipped away in fright.

Mao Shanming stood unmoved in front of the altar, holding a mahogany sword in a dignified manner, pointing at the opened gate, and said sharply:

"I don't know how to flatter you! You're courting death!"

Then, the talented performer cast a spell on a cup of glutinous rice on the altar, and the glutinous rice jumped immediately, which was very miraculous.

I have to say that even though Mao Shanming is a Taoist priest with half a barrel of water, he really knows some spells. If he didn't meet a really powerful ghost, it would be no problem to fool ordinary people with what he has learned and learned.

After casting the spell, Mao Shanming picked up a copper bowl soaked with willow leaves and sprinkled water on the Tan family members, including Xu Ce.

This method can be regarded as a relatively common eye-opening spell in the Maoshan method, which allows ordinary people to see ghosts.

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