80s Taoism

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"Call the flower, you said that if I go home this time, will my parents beat me again?" Zhang Yuanbao is now worried about this.

"Probably not." Zhang Jiaohua curled his lips.

"That's good. The suffering of this day was not in vain." Zhang Yuanbao breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Jiaohua accelerated suddenly, and Zhang Yuanbao suddenly leaned back, and immediately sat down heavily in the snow.

"Call the flower, what are you doing?" Zhang Yuanbao asked dissatisfiedly.

"Go back the rest of the way by yourself. Think about it by the way. Do you know how many people are worried about your wayward departure today? Everyone in the village came out to find you. Are you embarrassed to ask if you will be beaten?" Zhang Jiaohuatou Do not step back on the snowboard to move on. It’s not far from Meizi'ao Primary School. Zhang Biaohua didn't worry about what would happen to Zhang Yuanbao.

Zhang Yuanbao stood up from the snow in a daze, scratching his head, "Really, what's going on!"

Whoosh!

A snowball roared from the tree and flew over and hit Zhang Yuanbao's head directly.

"Who and who? Who hit me with a snowball?" Zhang Yuanbao looked around angrily.

A monkey suddenly emerged from the big branch, and another snowball was thrown over.

"It turned out to be a monkey!" Zhang Yuanbao said happily, not caring that a snow ball smashed over and hit his forehead very accurately.

"Ouch." Zhang Yuanbao let out a scream.

Zhang Jiaohua quickly found Zhang Youlian, "Uncle, I have found it, there is nothing to do. He is behind and will be here soon. Don't worry."

"Where? Where are the people?" Zhang Youlian said excitedly.

Zhang Qigao exclaimed in excitement, "The man has been found! The ingot has been found!"

The news was transmitted quickly, and within a short while, everyone who was looking for the mountain got the news.

Zhang Manyin burst into tears with excitement, "It's great, great. I finally found it. I'm finally relieved."

Ma Donghua also grinned happily, "I said there will be nothing wrong with Yuanbao. Great, great!"

Zhang Shunlin was extremely worried before, and kept thinking in his heart, if something happened to a piece of ingot, what should I do about it. Zhang Dechun has also been scolding Zhang Shunlin.

"A person of this size is unreliable in doing things. Why don't you let him into the classroom on such a cold day? Even if you let him stay in the classroom, you won't make such a big thing. ."

After hearing that someone had been found, Zhang Shunlin's heart finally fell to the ground, "Thank God."

"It's finally over, but you will use your brains to deal with things in the future." Zhang Dechun was finally relieved. It is impossible for him to say that he is not worried about the public indicators that he has finally solved. In addition, it was indeed out of worries about Zhang Yuanbao. After all, it's from the folks in the village, and it's not good for anyone to have an accident at home.

Zhang Youping and Hu Xiaoqing couldn't wait for Zhang Yuanbao to come back by themselves, and ran in the direction of Zhang Yuanbao quickly.

Zhang Yuanbao pouted, but he was still a little worried, for fear that he would be beaten up when he saw his parents. But he has not dared to turn around and walk into the mountains.

"Baby!" Zhang Youlian ran quickly in the snow, ran to Zhang Yuanbao and immediately hugged Zhang Yubao in his arms.

Hu Xiaoqing also rushed forward, and the three of them hugged each other tightly. Zhang Yuanbao also had a sore nose and burst into tears, "Father, mother, I thought I couldn't see you anymore."

When Hu Xiaoqing heard Zhang Yuanbao say this, he burst into tears immediately.

Zhang Yuanbao escaped the first day of the junior high school, but never escaped the fifteenth day. A few days later, Zhang Youlian and Hu Xiaoqing took turns to settle the ledger with him.

"Calling flowers, starting from tomorrow, I am determined to practice God beating. I can see that if I don't learn God beating, sooner or later I will be beaten to death by these two men. You say that other people's families are patriarchal, what about my family? What about the other way around? My sister has never been beaten. The delicious food is always let her eat first. You see, my **** is so spoiled. My father is okay, so he took a stick and smoked a few through his clothes. Next. My mother took off my pants and used cedar leaf thorns to hold her **** to make her face pockmarked. Where do you say the biological parents are? I now suspect that I definitely picked it up. My sister is the biological one. "Zhang Yuanbao let out his nose and tears and told Zhang Jiaohua about his experience at home.

"Deserve it. Why didn't you say that your sister has never gotten into trouble?" Zhang Biaohua didn't sympathize with Zhang Yuanbao at all.

It was really weird. From the next day, Zhang Yuanbao really insisted on getting up early every morning and practicing divine fighting hard.

Practicing God Fighting is not something that can be done overnight. Wake up early in the morning and stand facing the sun at sunrise, holding a "deity" in your hand. There is a statue of a **** painted on this spell paper. In the future, whoever will be invited by the gods when they are beaten by the gods, there will be a picture of that **** drawn on this mantra paper. Be sincere and calm, and visualize the idols in your heart. Zhang Jiahua opens the sentence: As long as you suffer a loss, your heart will be refreshed; Meishan sends true magical powers, and the eight marshals show magical powers; even though Mr. Jiuhou is drunk, he knows the east and west winds.

Zhang Yuanbao must recite the Fa Jue silently in his heart: The disciple looked up at the blue sky, and the masters were by his side. Eighteen arhats, twenty-four flavors of the heavens, help the disciples; the teaching ruler drags the knife, the drag knife turns into goose feathers, the iron rule turns into dungweed, the core stone turns into blisters, and the whole body turns into copper skin and iron bones, and turns into too. Mountain. He wears twelve iron caps on his head, twelve heavy iron armor, three rounds of copper leather cover, and triple iron leather cover. All the masters, all the generals, help the disciples to send the fight quickly.

Then burn the idol in your hand, and express gratitude to the gods in your heart, and that's the end.

In the evening, when the sun sets, you should also practice and stand toward the setting sun. The method is basically the same as in the morning.

After the master training, you will continue to practice on the fifteenth day of the lunar new year. Although this might seem to be a skill of beating, it is like practice, and the art is endless.

"Call the flowers, how long does it take to practice in this way before I can practice this kind of kung fu? Can I practice well before the notice is issued at the end of the term?" Zhang Yuanbao asked.

"Then I don't know. Kungfu depends on your aptitude. If you have a good aptitude, you practice fast, and those with a bad aptitude will practice slowly. Therefore, there is no accurate time. "Zhang Jiaohua shook his head.

Zhang Yuanbao frowned, "No way, I failed the final exam. My mother said I will be beaten to death. I think I'm dead for this matter."

The twelfth lunar month is coming soon, and the Spring Festival is not far away. Zhang Jiaohua figured out when his parents would come back every day. When my parents went to Guangdong, they said they would be back in the twelfth lunar month. So Zhang Biaohua looks forward to the twelfth lunar month every day.

"How can it be so fast? At least it will take more than 20 years before the factory will have a holiday. Then your parents will be back." Zhang Youlian smiled and patted Zhang Huanhua's head.

"Twenty-odd, that would take more than twenty days." Zhang asked Huan to be able to confirm a number that was not meant to be calculated at all.

Zhang Yuanbao has a good aptitude, and after ten days of practicing, his skill has really improved a lot. The body is also a lot stronger, even if you don't need to fight, the ability to resist blows is increasing day by day.

"Call the flowers, tomorrow Zhang Jingbing’s new house will be on the beam, shall we go picking sugar cakes?" Zhang Yuanbao’s information is true and well-informed.

Shangliang is one of the most solemn ceremonies in Meizi'ao. For ordinary people, housing is a major event related to the happiness of a lifetime. Living and working in peace and contentment contains the simplest meaning of living in peace, which is to have a good house of your own. So this beaming ceremony is extremely important.

For the little kid, it’s not important to go to the beam. It is important. When going to the beam, the host will sprinkle some sweets, glutinous rice cakes, meat, etc., of course, the occurrence of melon seeds is indispensable, and all kinds of food have symbolic meaning. Of course, in the heart of a kid, eating is the most significant.

The time when Zhang Jingbing’s house was viewed was seven to eight in the morning. It just so happens that **** kids don't have to delay school.

After Zhang Yuanbao completed the training of the gods, he rode bicycles with Zhang Jiaohua to the new house of Zhang Jingbing's house.

Many old and young, men and women came to the village.

The carpenter who presided over the beaming ceremony was naturally a master carpenter. The carpenter invited by Zhang Jingbing's family was Zhang Jiwang, and the beaming ceremony of his family was naturally Zhang Jiwang and a plasterer.

According to the custom of Meizi'ao, this beam tree cannot be cut from the mountain of one's own, but temporarily "stolen" from the woods of other people's homes. I don't know that the idiom of stealing a beam and changing a column comes from this allusion. Of course, to steal someone’s beam tree, you have to leave a red envelope on the stump, and then set a hang of firecrackers to tell the owner. Otherwise, people will be ugly and ugly, and this Liang Shu will not be lucky. The host would not catch these thieves who stole the beam tree, and went to smile and put away the red envelopes. Every family has to build new houses, they have to install beams, and they have to steal beams and trees. No one would fight because of stealing Liangshu, because this is Meiziao's rules.

Zhang Jiwang removed the bark of the beam tree ~www.wuxiahere.com~ and planed it into a square beam. While working on this, we must also sing. The surrounding crowds mainly came to watch the carpenter's performance. Of course, the loose grain rice will also be one aspect later.

"Little flower buds and peonies are easy to see and difficult to make. The craftsman is not made by the immortal family. It is handed down by Zhangban and Luban. Where does the wood come from? In the forest on the top of the South Mountain..."

This piece of prosperousness is not simple, it is very nice to sing. Moreover, the meaning of it is profound, and it is most suitable for the tastes of the people around it.

"It's the master Zhang Jiwang who is very good. It's really exciting to sing this ceremony."

"Yes, you are not a craftsman if you do a good job of handicrafts, but at best you can be a carpenter. If you know how to sing this song, this is a carpenter."

"The young people nowadays are afraid that no one can learn all the skills of the older generation. They know that they call to work in Guangdong. Can Guangdong really fall gold?"

"We in Meizitang now have a married couple, Zhang Shicai couple. There will be more people going out next year. No one will be able to grow this field in the future. I don't believe it anymore. In the future, all the big guys will go out to work. What do you eat? Can the steel and concrete in the city be eaten as a meal?" (To be continued.)