80s Taoism

"Step on the escalator step by step, the upper beam of the steamed bread and the upper beam, the upper beam coincidentally meets the ecliptic day, the sunrise is a golden cornucopia, and the purple micro-star shines brightly. Everything is good for every year. Fortune is as deep as the East China Sea. Longevity is higher than Nanshan. The dragon embroiders the land, Huatang is built high and happy."

The stairs were erected on both sides to lift the beam tree to the roof. The beam tree was tied with a red cloth. On the roof in the morning, people pulled the red cloth and pulled the beam tree up. Zhang Jiwang had to sing once on the upper ladder.

"The first level of escalator is one level high. Long live the queen meets Xiantao. Xiantao is not taken by no one. Disciple Luban walks for a while."

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When you get to the roof, put the beam tree into the two roof stacks directly above the hall to stand up. At this time, we must pay attention to kung fu. Liang Shu must be upright. The so-called upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked. The beam tree is one of the most important parts of a house. It has an extremely important connection with the Feng Shui of the house. Under normal circumstances, the Feng Shui of this house has been taken care of by Mr. Feng Shui in advance. Generally nothing will happen. This master carpenter is a master, so there is nothing wrong with it. Cut the beam tree well and plan it squarely. Some exquisitely need to carve flowers on the beam tree, so it is more exquisite craftsmanship.

Nothing is absolute. Sometimes, the beams and trees are square and square, and the brick holes left on the wall stack are square and square, and the size is no problem, but the beams can’t be put in. Some carpenters have never encountered this kind of thing in their entire lives. Take Zhang Jiwang as an example, he has never encountered it before. He is also very serious about presiding over this ceremony today. But I didn't expect something happened when I was going to the beam.

Liang Shu aligned one end, but couldn't put the other end in. The size is obviously no problem, but the beam tree just can't stand up.

Zhang Jiwang was very calm and looked up at Liangshu.

"Uncle Jiwang, this end is sinking, this end is sinking, don't stop it." The plasterer on the roof was a little anxious. This is a major event for other people's families, and everyone is acquainted with each other. If you mess up other people's affairs, you will be embarrassed in the future.

"Don't panic, Don't panic. I'll take another look." Zhang Jiwang looked around, but found that there was no problem, but Liang Shu seemed to be stuck and couldn't push.

Zhang Jiwang immediately knew that something had gone wrong and something evil had happened, and he sang loudly, "The owner holds out the silver inlaid pot and honors three glasses of wine from the gods, one respect to the heavens and the other respects to the ground, and then to the two great immortals. The owner has a long life."

Zhang Jiwang called the plasterer above again, "Pull again, pull again, and get some strength."

Pulling harder on the top, the red braced beams made a clucking sound. But Liang Shu got stuck so badly that he couldn't pull it.

The people waiting for Sarah also saw something was wrong, which was obviously something wrong.

The plasterers gritted their teeth and pulled the Liang Shu up forcefully. The red cloth made a chuckle, and then pulled it up forcefully. Maybe the red cloth broke apart, and something serious happened.

"You can't pull it, you can't pull it, it will break if you pull it again." The plasterer said to Zhang Jiwang quickly, shaking his hand vigorously.

Zhang Jingbing was in a hurry. He quickly climbed the stairs and asked Zhang Jiwang, "Uncle Jiwang, what's going on?"

"Ahem, this matter, I'm afraid it's hit the evil, you must resolve the evil before you can get to the beam." Zhang Jiwang also shook his head helplessly.

"Why did this happen well? I have never heard anyone talk about it?" Zhang Jingbing almost didn't jump up in a hurry. To build this new house, they ran out of their old family and borrowed a lot. After the New Year, I am going to work in Guangdong, and slowly pay back the debts I owe. If this can't get on the beam, who would dare to live in this house?

"Jing Bing, hurry up and call Hualai to see if he can do anything about it. We carpenters don’t know anything about this kind of thing. If my master knows how to learn Luban, there must be a way to deal with it. But whoever in our village has read the Luban book. I just read a few pages of the Luban book from my master." Zhang Jiwang said shamelessly. He knew that he himself was not a master carpenter.

Zhang Jingbing hurriedly walked down the stairs, walking a little hastily, and almost didn't slide down the stairs directly.

Zhang Biaohua and Zhang Yuanbao were also waiting for the beam at the bottom. Unexpectedly, Liang Shu got stuck on it and didn't move for a long time, and Saliang didn't know when he would wait.

"Call the flower, did Liang Shu get stuck? Why didn't he stop there for a long time? I've waited for so long, and I'm late for school again. If Zhang Shunlin catches me, I have to let me stand on the podium for a day. "Since Zhang Yuanbao left last time, Zhang Shunlin never dared to drive the students out of the classroom anymore and let them stand on the podium. Zhang Yuanbao has stood there a few times in such a short time. Who made him the key target of Zhang Shunlin's attack?

"How do I know. It doesn't look right." Zhang Jiahua didn't see anything famous either. Always feel something is wrong. This house site (house site = homestead) seems to be evil, Zhang Jiahua can feel it.

"I think Grandpa Jiwang's Liang Shu didn't fix it. This end is stuck, and the other end can't move." Zhang Yuanbao said.

Zhang Jingbing went down the stairs and looked for Zhang Jiahua around the house. "Have any of you seen the Jiahua come?"

"Between the flowers, the flowers and Yuan Bao are at the back of the house!" Someone immediately said the location of the flowers.

Zhang Jiaohua also heard Zhang Jingbing was looking for him, and walked over.

"Call the flowers, call the flowers, come here quickly." Zhang Jingbing was overjoyed when he saw Zhang Biaohua and waved to Zhang Biaohua.

Zhang Jiaohua walked over.

Zhang Jingbing said immediately, "Call the flower, Uncle Jiwang said that my house might have been rushed, and I want you to resolve it. Otherwise, if the auspicious time is over, it will be unlucky."

"But I haven't done anything to others." Zhang was also a little embarrassed. Even in his dreams, he never did such a thing. However, I have followed the old Taoist master to find dragons and acupuncture points for others.

"Now there is no other way, you go and think of a way for me. As of now, I can only rely on you." Zhang Jingbing said.

"Call the flowers, you will go to the top and sprinkle me some more candy, I will stand here." Zhang Yuanbao said to Zhang Biaohua quickly, he really envied Zhang Biaohua. If he had a chance to go up to the beams, he would definitely grab a few and put them in his pocket first. Every time you go to the beam, the one who sprinkles the beam will not spill everything down. In the end, you always have to leave a little bit and put it in your pocket.

"I'll go to your house and grab more later." Zhang Jingbing said to Zhang Yuanbao with a wry smile.

Zhang Jiaohua went up the stairs and reached Zhang Jiwang, "Uncle Jiwang, how come you hit it?"

"I don't know. I have done this kind of thing for decades. I have never encountered this kind of thing before. I didn't expect to bump into it today. You must think of a way." Zhang Jiwang's forehead is already covered with beads of sweat.

"I haven't done it either. I can only try my luck." Zhang Jiahua scratched his head.

Zhang Jiaohua remembered that the upper beam of the building met evil methods, so he whispered the incantation: "When the master's building was building, he was meeting the beams on the ecliptic sun, and he was meeting the purple stars in the sky. The **** of wealth and wealth is here, and the sky is falling and the silver water flows into the house. , The left is the noble son, the right flows into the gold, my teacher is auspicious today, and people are prospering fortune and making thousands of springs. I would like to ask the Southern Dipper and the Big Dipper to be anxious. Order!"

When Zhang Jiahua said the curse, he pinched the magic seal and pointed at the beam tree. The beam tree seemed to be lighter several times, and the red cloth was squeezed and rattled. Suddenly there was no sound.

Those plasterers only felt light in their hands, and they easily pulled the beam tree onto the pile hole.

"Uncle Jiwang, it's done! Hurry! Hurry up, auspicious hour is almost here!"

Zhang Jiwang quickly picked up the beam tree and placed the beam tree on the ridge of the roof. "The **** listens to the world, the wood listens to the craftsman's words, Lu Ban came here at the time of the beam. Please take out the flower beam in front of the hall, and the right wind blows out the upper sorghum. , A plate of buns and sweet cakes, the master chef is very skilled."

Zhang Jiwang fixed Liang Shuan in place, then went on the roof, and pulled the hand of the flower bidder, "Call flower, today you have the most credit, come and come, you can sip the good taste in it. Now I don’t want to sip it. Finish the ceremony."

"Come and come, toss the steamed buns to the owner, and the beams get Jin Mi Tuo, and then toss the steamed buns in the Quartet, giving birth to his son, the champion Lang." Zhang Jiwang grabbed a handful and sprinkled a handful to the east end of the house. The people below immediately rushed into a swarm.

Another plasterer also grabbed a handful and scattered it in the hall, "Throwing the steamed buns in the atrium and raising a daughter to imperial sisters. The beams are thrown at the east mast corner, and it shines brightly in Huatang."

Sprinkle several directions all over, and say a few auspicious words at random. The pastries and confectionery of Shangliang are usually picked from outside by the host’s family, and a load is filled in a basket. There are all kinds of food inside ~www.wuxiahere.com~ These Shangliang plasterers are old fried dough sticks. When picking up those that are thrown on the ground, you can eat them when you pick them up. There are also some that are more eye-catching. As for the delicious food, always keep it for yourself. There are some wine and vegetables in the basket, and some of these things will be sprinkled, but it is mainly for the sake of appearance. Most of them are still in the basket. The rest of Shangliang belongs to these Shangliang masters. The master will not come to count. Of course, I won’t stay too much, and I have to live on my face.

"Call the flower, today you are the biggest hero, and I will ask Jing Bingjia to seal a red envelope for you later. You can also pack this wine and food and take it back. I also specially left a packet of paper-wrapped sugar for you and did not move." Zhang Jiwang smiled. Said.

"Yes, yes, I don’t know how many times I have given someone a job. This is the first time I have encountered this today. It is really evil. Fortunately, I will make a fool of myself. Otherwise, I will make a fool of myself today." The plasterers also said. Good words from Zhang Biaohua.

The people of Zhang Jingbing's family also understand the truth. Zhang called Hua Hua to go down the stairs, and Zhang Jingbing hurriedly went to support Zhang Jia Hua. After you take it, you will be lucky."

Zhang Jihua wanted to decline, and Zhang Jiwang said quickly, "To be a flower, this etiquette is the rule and cannot be pushed." (To be continued.)