80s Taoism

"You should come to me! The food in the staff canteen is not much better than your student canteen. It's the same as pig food. I'm tired of eating it a long time ago. I really can't see that you can go hunting besides studying very well." Cai Kaiming Move the stool to a place close to Zhang Biaohua, and pat Zhang Biaohua on the shoulder.

"Ms. Cai, do you have a kitchen?" Zhang Jiaohua asked.

"Let's go, I'll take you over to see." Cai Kaiming is more concerned than Zhang Jiaohua, which shows that the school cafeteria is holding him up badly.

Cai Kaiming is a young teacher. Just two years after graduating from a teacher’s college, he didn't even have a target. He has always lived in school and eaten in the cafeteria. There are not many single bachelors in schools like Yidushui. Some villages that can't hold back begged the girls from the countryside. However, on their terms, it is not easy to ask the wives in the city, and the girls in the countryside still pick them casually. Of course, except for those who are too frightening to the world.

Cai Kaiming doesn't look terrifying, he has a higher vision. It is hardest for this kind of person to get a wife.

Cai Kaiming brought Zhang Jiaohua to the teachers' dormitory. He lived in a house by himself. There was a stove in the corridor, and there were all kinds of pots. There is also a small cupboard in the room.

"The teacher who lived here before purchased them. When they were transferred away, all these things stayed here. It's just that I am too lazy to do the food. So these guys have never used them. I will give you a key to the room. If you want to Come and make food, you can come at any time. The rice can be steamed directly in the school cafeteria. If you want to use a coal stove, I will buy some briquettes. There are also a lot of firewood here. You just don't need to light the house. "Cai Kaiming really took out a key and handed it to Zhang Biaohua.

Zhang Jiahua hesitated to pick up Cai Kaiming's key, but he heard Cai Kaiming continue to say, "I only need one condition. No matter what you eat, I must take a share."

It turned out that because of this, Zhang Biaohua took the key from Cai Kaiming without hesitation. Zhang Jiahua also found it troublesome to go out for a picnic. Occasionally, there will be nothing happening once or twice, and running over often will definitely attract others' attention. If other students follow suit, the school will definitely stop it in the end. Now that there is a better solution, Zhang's bidder is naturally happy to accept it.

"Teacher Cai, can you build a nest in the corner over there? I want to bring the dog here. Don't worry, my dog ​​will not bite or bark." Zhang Jiaohua looked around.

"Yes, yes, but what do you bring a dog for when you come to school?" Cai Kaiming was puzzled.

"My dog ​​is a mountain dog. It can help me go to the mountains to catch prey every day." Zhang Jiaohua said.

"Really? Whatever materials you need, just ask me, and I will surely find them for you." Cai Kaiming readily agreed.

Zhang Huanhua’s expectation was correct. They went out for a picnic, and someone followed suit the next day, but others did not have their ability to catch turtledoves. Turtle doves are very vigilant, and a little movement will scare them away. It is not easy for others to use the method Zhang used to bid. But cats have catwalks and dogs have doggies. Others have other ways to get meat. But the next day, the mother-in-law of a certain teacher at Dushui Middle School was arguing.

"Which short-lived ghost stole my chicken and ate my dysentery! The one who chopped the head, eating chicken makes your mouth swollen and cuts off children..." This woman’s mouth is so poisonous, she cursed a large set, and she cursed half of it. Hours. If her curse is fulfilled, the ancestors of the chicken thieves will die a hundred times, the women in the family will miss seventeen or eighteen times, and their life expectancy will be shortened before they are born, and they will die.

Cai Kaiming also hurried to find Zhang Jiahua, "Hey, didn’t I tell you yesterday? How can I steal chickens and go out for a picnic? If you want to eat it, you have to get it to me? Didn’t keep it for me, it’s too much!” The taste of youth is a bit bitter

Zhang Jiaohua was also a little dumbfounded when he heard Cai Kaiming's righteous words, "It's not us. We ate in the cafeteria yesterday."

"It's okay for you. They raise chickens in every household and release them. There are chicken manure everywhere. I have stepped on it many times. Don't worry, they won't find them here." Ji's teacher and family members have quarreled many times.

"It's really not us. Didn't we meet you when we ate yesterday?" Zhang Jiaohua was really helpless about someone's memory.

"Yes. That's the **** who stole the school teacher's chicken again? The current students are so outrageous that they even dared to steal the school teacher's family chicken!" Cai Kaiming patted the table angrily. .

Zhang Jiaohua suspected that Cai Kaiming was so angry because he didn't eat chicken.

"When will you bring your hunting dog to school?" Teacher Cai's brain turned really fast.

"What?" Zhang Biaohua asked puzzledly.

"Does your hound catch a pheasant?" Teacher Cai's thinking has been leaping forward.

Zhang Jiaohua feels a little sympathetic to Teacher Cai. It's been a long time since he had eaten meat, and he has been forced by life to make his speech difficult.

Zhang Jiaohua didn't eat dinner in the cafeteria. The five-person group put the steamed rice in Teacher Cai's room, and then went out. Zhang Jiaohua went into the mountain alone and placed a few rocks in the mountain.

"Please turn the altar Zhang Wulang, the second division of Zuben descends the altar...There are famous people in front of the altar, flag guns in front of the hall, iron armor and golden body appearing in the clouds, Feiyun is coming quickly, disciples are here to ask, The ancestors descended from the altar!"

Not long after Zhang Jiaohua chanted the altar-turning curse, a muntjac appeared in front of a few stones that Zhang Jiaohua had thrown on the ground, very at a loss.

Zhang Jiahua said in a low voice, "Muntjac, muntjac, I will ask you to borrow some meat today."

The muntjac would not run, nor could it run. If Zhang Biaohua didn't pick up the few stones thrown on the ground, it couldn't find its way at all. Zhang Jiaohua walked over and gently knocked on the suede head, and the suede fell directly to the ground. Just died silently. Zhang Jiaohua carried the muntjac on his shoulders, kicked a few stones away from the ground, and immediately withdrew.

Zhang Yuanbao was waiting outside, but Zhang Yuanbao and the dumb were not in a hurry. On the contrary, Qi Xia and Nie Tong were very anxious.

"If you ask Hua to enter the mountain alone, nothing will happen, right?" Qi Xia asked anxiously.

"Don't worry, the flowers will come out after a while." Zhang Yuanbao said.

Nie Tong asked incomprehensibly, "What did you ask the flower to do alone? Why don't you let us follow?"

"Some things are unclear, don't talk nonsense in school. Do you know?" Zhang Yuanbao had forgotten who was the big mouth.

"Relax, as long as you don't brag in school, others won't know it." Zhang Jiaohua walked out of the woods.

Seeing the suede on Zhang Jiaohua's shoulders, Qi Xia and Nie Tong's eyes widened in surprise, Qi Xia walked up and touched the suede with her hand, "Oh, it's still hot, could it be that you just Caught it?" The Legend of Modern Land Fairy

Nie Tong was also very strange, "You were able to catch a muntjac so quickly? This thing is cunning, and it runs so fast that ordinary hunting dogs can also hunt it down."

"How can ordinary hounds compare to barking?" Just as Zhang Yuanbao said this, he got a kick on his ass.

Zhang Yuanbao chuckled, only after he said it, he realized that his words were ambiguous.

Zhang Biaohua didn't dare to swagger into Yidushui Middle School carrying the muntjac. He didn't want to be watched. So he sneaked in directly from the wall of the staff dormitory.

Cai Kaiming, who was preparing for the lesson, was also surprised to see the deer that Zhang Jiaohua carried back. "Herder, where did you get this deer?"

"Of course it was obtained from the mountains. Could it be that it would run to the school by itself?" Zhang Jiaohua said with a smile.

"I mean, how did you call it?" Cai Kaiming was unable to continue preparing for the lesson, put down his pen, and prepared to go and help Zhang beg flowers.

"Teacher Cai, you shouldn't do anything wrong, we children who grew up in the mountains, it is not a matter of minutes to do this." Qi Xia smiled.

Cai Kaiming looked at Zhang Jiaohua's technique, he hehe smiled, and stood aside, he didn't have Zhang Jiaohua's technique. Zhang Jiaohua drained the muntjac's blood first. The fishy smell is all in the blood, and the blood is not kept clean. This game has a strong smell. After the blood is drained, the smell will still be there, but it will be much weaker.

Zhang Biaohua used a small knife to peel off a very complete piece of suede. This is absolutely the most perfect piece of leather without any damage.

"Why isn't this deer's injured at all?" Cai Kaiming kept watching Zhang Jiaohua bleeding and peeling his skin, but he didn't see any fatal injuries on the deer's body.

"Teacher Cai, according to the rules, you can't ask this question casually." Zhang Yuanbao said.

"Uh." Cai Kaiming scratched his head, I'd better wait to eat meat.

After waiting for almost an hour, the dishes finally came out.

Cai Kaiming picked up his chopsticks and was about to reach into the pot. The door was kicked with a bang~www.wuxiahere.com~ The door was originally open, and the weather is still hot. Although the mountains are cool, there are still some in this season. hot.

Cai Kaiming looked back, isn't this Wu Guangyuan's wife Pei Guixiang who lost her hen yesterday?

"Okay! I finally caught you chicken thieves, and today I lost a hen who had just laid eggs. You are so wicked, you just stole one yesterday, and you dare to come today. Really be me Is it good to be bullied?" Pei Guixiang pointed at Cai Kaiming and cursed as soon as he entered the door.

"Sister-in-law, you made a mistake. We didn't steal your chicken." Cai Kaiming doesn't want to fight with this rural woman. The point is that he is not an opponent.

"Cai Kaiming, because you are still a people's teacher, you are not good at teaching and educating people, and you also specially lead students to sneak around with dogs. I was caught by me today, and see how you deny it!" Pei Guixiang scolded.

"Why don't you make sense?" Cai Kaiming became angry.

"Okay, don't you admit it if I caught it!" Pei Guixiang immediately rushed out and shouted loudly, "Everyone, come and see! I caught the chicken thief!" (.)

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