80s Taoism

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It's a waste of Pei Guixiang's throat not to sing a big show! As soon as the voice is turned on, the gongs in the backstage do not need to be knocked, and they can be used as gongs directly.

Not only the teachers and their families in the staff dormitory were recruited, but even the students in the student dormitory were recruited. As soon as the teenagers heard about catching the thief, they rushed over like chicken blood.

"Well, Pei Guixiang, I'll see how you end up later!" Cai Kaiming was also angry.

"How do I end it? You see how you end it! A people's teacher was found stealing someone else's old hen, I see how you end it!" Pei Guixiang snorted coldly.

"Ms. Wu is also blind, why did he marry a village **** like you!" Cai Kaiming was anxious and scolded vulgar words.

"Is it anxious? Haha, you can just eat one of my chickens, you still dare to steal! If you want to steal, don't tell me to steal my chicken coop, aren’t there several chicken coops next to you? I'm really bullying, right?" Pei Guixiang snorted coldly.

"Make a mistake! Make a mistake!" Wu Guangyuan ran over and shouted to his wife.

"You call your soul! Useless is a scholar! If it weren't for your weakness, how could others steal our chickens one after another!" Before Wu Guangyuan finished speaking, he was scolded by Pei Guixiang.

"Wrong!" Wu Guangyuan was anxious. But in front of his mother-in-law, where does he have a chance to speak.

"You shut up! Today I just want to make a big deal of this matter. He has the face to steal our chicken, can't I break him through?" Pei Guixiang said viciously.

At this time, teachers and students were all around. Even Wan Youming was shocked and squeezed out of the crowd.

"What are you doing? What are you doing? The head teachers of each class lead the students to the classroom first. This is a school, not a farmers market. What is a school, a place to study, not a place where women in the village scold the streets." Wan Youming roared.

"Principal Wan, I don’t like to hear what you said. What is the place where rural women scold the street? Am I scolding the street? I lost something and caught a thief. I can’t scold you? The teachers in the school colluded with the school. The bad students here steal the chickens of the faculty, is this what the school should have?" Pei Guixiang feels that he is justified, so he should fight for it.

"Mistaken, misunderstood, misunderstood!" Wu Guangyuan hurriedly pulled his wife.

"Slap!" Pei Guixiang directly gave Wu Guangyuan a slap, slapped Wu Guangyuan around the place, and then sat down on the ground.

"Wu Guangyuan, you are a useless thing! If you lose something at home, you dare not let go of a fart. I have caught a thief now, and you are still singing against the old lady here! You shut up the old lady! Otherwise you will look good! "

Wu Guangyuan was really useless, he was directly beaten up by his wife.

Zhang Jiaohua and the others have been in the spirit of watching the excitement and not being afraid of big things, each holding a bowl with vegetables, and eating calmly. Oh, this rice is a bit cold, and this dish is a bit hot. There was a square wooden stool in the room, and five teenagers squeezed to sit on the edge of the bed. Lively

"You won't smash Teacher Wu's glasses?" Dumb murmured.

"It should be broken. I saw all the glasses and lenses pop out. Teacher Wu is really bad. If it's my mother-in-law, just slap it over." Zhang Yuanbao said.

"In the future, you will beg your wife, I'm afraid it's worse than Teacher Wu." Zhang Jiaohua said disdainfully.

Cai Kaiming was not as relieved as these teenagers. He turned around and said to these teenagers, "Don't talk nonsense. Eat slowly, I haven't moved my chopsticks yet! I don't know how to respect the teacher."

Wan Youming was overwhelmed by Pei Guixiang, and he was also anxious, "What is going on? What is going on? Wu Guangyuan, you can tell me clearly!"

Wan Youming didn't want to talk to a village shrew like Pei Guixiang, because he couldn't make sense at all. But where does Pei Guixiang let Wu Guangyuan speak?

"Principal Wan, you are the principal, you come to judge! Yesterday my family lost a hen, a hen laying eggs, one egg a day, and never had a few days free. As you know, my cubs like to eat eggs the most. , I boil an egg for him a day. Yesterday, the hen was stolen by a thief. Yesterday, I didn’t make trouble. I was a reasonable person. Even though I was a farmer, I was reasonable. Today, A hen that had just laid eggs in my family was lost again. But this time I caught the thief who stole my hen. Principal Wan, do you want me to ask questions?" Pei Guixiang’s speech is still quite clear, as expected. The mother-in-law of the Chinese teacher. The family education this evening was fruitful.

Although Wan Youming is dissatisfied with Pei Guixiang's vulgarity, he is reasonable. If he stops, it is to shield the thief. "Who is this thief do you talk about?"

"It's Cai Kaiming, don't look at him wearing a pair of glasses, gentleman. There is no good person like this!" Well, Pei Guixiang directly killed all the glasses teachers in the school with a stick. The question is, Principal Wan also stood in front of him with a pair of glasses gracefully. Isn't this cursing a bald donkey in front of the monk?

Wan Youming was so angry that his beard curled up, but this fire really couldn't spread Pei Guixiang's body, okay! Cai Kaiming, you are unlucky, "Cai Kaiming! What is going on?"

Cai Kaiming smiled bitterly, "I don't know what's going on! I made some game with a few students in my class. Before eating, sister-in-law Pei ran over and made a big noise, saying that I had stolen her chicken. It's really nothing to do with me."

"Principal Wan, listen, he stole my chicken and was caught by me. He denies it! It's also game, has my hen turned into a pheasant?" Pei Guixiang shouted loudly.

"Cai Kaiming!" Wan Youming was also very annoyed. You said you would steal a chicken if you stole a chicken. When it was released to the countryside, who hadn't stolen a chicken? The problem is that you have to eat it all, don’t let people catch it? What anxious person!

"I didn't say that I eat pheasant, this is chamois meat. A hen in your family can cook such a big pot? I only fried half of it here! The chamois head has not been cut yet. Sister Pei did not Raise a deer?" Cai Kaiming said, pointing to the half meat of deer hanging on the cupboard.

"You..." Pei Guixiang was dumbfounded, and said with an awkward expression, "Why didn't you make it clear earlier?"

"How do I make it clear? Did you let me tell you? Teacher Wu came over, and I should tell you that your hen has been found? What did you slap in the face? That means Teacher Wu can bear you. If it were me, I would have given you a break!" Cai Kaiming has endured for so long, how could he easily let Pei Guixiang go? A thousand soldiers

"You obviously did it on purpose, just to show my ugliness!" Pei Guixiang blamed Cai Kaiming in turn.

"Enough! What should you do! What is it like to be around here? You are yelling here for no reason, when this is your backyard? Teachers, restrain your family members, if If this continues, the school will resolutely not allow family members to live in the school. Also, when you sell vegetables in the school cafeteria, I turned a blind eye. After all, most teachers are single workers and raise a family. It’s not easy to be a child. But you have to be conscientious! The dishes should also be prepared! Now not only the opinions of the students are very big, but even the opinions of the faculty are also very big. In the past, the faculty used to eat the canteen, not just now. It’s the faculty who refuses to eat in the canteen, and the students ran out to have a picnic and have meals. If you continue to do this, don’t blame me for contracting the canteen to outsiders!” Wan Youming is really angry today, drop this When talking, he walked away angrily with his hands behind his back. He can't handle this kind of thing. It is also impossible for him to expel Wu Guangyuan because of this incident. But the cafeteria, he really can manage.

Pei Guixiang also sells vegetables in the cafeteria. If Principal Wan really contracted out the canteen, her future life would be difficult. The reason why she is so strong at home is that the money she earns back from the cafeteria is more than Wu Guangyuan's salary. The whole family ate all that Pei Guixiang had deducted from the cafeteria. The chickens, ducks and pigs fed at home are leftovers from the canteen picked up by Pei Guixiang.

"What a good thing you did!" Wu Guangyuan felt that he had lost all his face today, and he couldn't hold his head up in front of his colleagues and students.

Pei Guixiang was a little embarrassed at first, who knew that she adjusted her mentality soon and turned her face away, but instead of apologizing to Cai Kaiming, she cursed viciously, "The short-lived ghost who stole my chicken! !..."

Pei Guixiang cursed all the way back. Cai Kaiming didn't even give him a chance to fight back.

Cai Kaiming was dumbfounded and was wronged all night, but the situation finally reversed, but he did not enjoy the thrill of victory.

"Teacher Cai, you are so weak. If anyone dares to slander me, I will slap her! I'll slap her first before reasoning with her. UU read www.uukanshu.com" Zhang Yuanbao said.

The mute sympathized with Cai Kaiming, "Have you not seen our teacher Wu being overturned by that shrew? Teacher Cai went up, I'm afraid it won't be any better."

"Fortunately, Mr. Cai didn't do it. If he did it, his glasses would be knocked out." Qi Xia said.

"Stop! You are not allowed to eat anymore, the meat in the pot is mine!" Teacher Cai felt that he had a good appetite and wanted to swallow the pot in one bite.

"Why? We haven't eaten enough yet!" Zhang Yuanbao didn't do it. The rice is my own, the meat is made by the flowers, and even the seasoning is prepared by the flowers. Teacher Cai prepared a pot. It's not bad to take a share, but it is outrageous to dare to monopolize it.

"I'm a teacher. You have to listen to me." Cai Kaiming took the spatula and filled himself with a large bowl.

Zhang Yuanbao was anxious, jumped out of bed, took the lunch box and covered it directly, and scooped a lunch box of chamois meat.

Zhang Biaohua directly lifted the pot and said, "You grab it again, and I will go out and eat it by myself!" (.)