A Bite of Hogwarts

Alina Kaslana, Half-Veela, Danger Level: Extremely Dangerous.
She resolved the thousand-year disputes between the houses and made Hogwarts into a holy land.
She saved countless endangered magical creatures and deepened the understanding between man and nature.
She promoted the mixing of the Magic and Non-Magic Worlds and found a point where they could coexist in harmony.
She has countless dazzling titles: Hogwarts’s Big Sister, Master of Gringotts, Third Dark Lord, Apex Predator, Enemy of All Scottish Round-Faced Chickens, Chief Senior Chef…
Numerous illustrious names can be found in her history: Dumbledore, Grindelwald, Scamander…
—Let us interview Dumbledore.
“Hello! Could you share some stories about Miss Kaslana’s time at school?”
Albus ‘Desperately Wants to Retire’ Dumbledore: “Hurry…hurry! I need some fast-acting heart pills!”
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Note: This novel contains spoilers for all Harry Potter books and movies up to ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald’.