A Guide To Fake Marriages

"Tweet?" A table of people looked at Lu Yunjuan in shock.

"Well," Lu Yunjuan replied, saving the video sent by Lin Jingse, "What's wrong?"

"You two can't make it public, can't you avoid suspicion?" The sister-in-law stared at her, looking at her with an expression of how you are still playing.

"There is no need to avoid suspicion," Lu Yunjuan explained with a smile, "The netizens will discuss how Lin Lin and I met at most, and they won't associate us with the matter of getting married."

"Yes," the uncle ate a cold dish of chopsticks and said casually, "Who would have thought that you would marry Lin Lin, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it, it's too fake."

The uncle said to himself, completely ignorant of the fact that all the people in the table were winking frantically at this moment, until the sister-in-law stomped him severely.

"Ah, why are you stepping on me!" the uncle yelled, raised his head and stared at my aunt. When he glanced over my aunt's frantically blinking eyes, his attention quickly slipped away from his aching feet, "what are your eyes? Why are you doing this? I told you to stay up late and stay up late and don't overuse your eyes! Look at your eyes, tut tut, don't listen to your brother, right?"

Sister:! ?

The sister-in-law didn't say a word, and looked at him with a look of mental retardation.

The uncle had no desire to survive, and turned the topic back, and tried to get affirmation from my sister-in-law: "Is that right? When my sister-in-law sent Lin Lin and Juan Juan's marriage certificate photos to the group, we both didn't believe it. Are you still suspecting that Lin Lin was stunned by the star chasing and chasing the devil, and he made the picture by himself."

Sister: "..."

My sister-in-law rolled her eyes to the sky and regretted not stomping him to death just now: "It's not me, I don't."

The young uncle raised his eyebrows: "Hey, didn't you say that Lin Lin must have made the picture by himself! You also said that if it wasn't for Lin Lin's own picture, you would perform a handstand for us..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by a cool female voice.

"Why can't my elder sister marry me?" Lin Jingse slapped down his chopsticks, leaned back in the chair, and squinted at him.

Uncle: "..."

My uncle was stunned, and the desire to survive came online slowly. He hurriedly recovered the hand that touched the tiger's ass, and changed the subject: "Dad, where did you buy this crab? It's fat!"

Old man Lin glanced at him, and he was still saving face: "Morning market, we often go to that store. Is it delicious?"

The uncle nodded and then nodded: "It's delicious! It's delicious!"

Lin Jingse: "..."

Lin Jingse cast his gaze on her face: "What do you eat when standing upside down?"

The sister-in-law sneered: "Eat crabs, eat crabs."

Lin Jingse filed her teeth, turned her head, and shouted at Lu Yunjuan: "Sister, don't care about it!"

Lu Yunjuan couldn't help but put the chopsticks back into her hand: "It doesn't matter if you can think of it, you are married anyway."

Lin Jingse sneered: "That's right, you are married to me anyway, I can think of them as smart, but I can't think of it that they are not good at their brains."

Uncle and sister-in-law who are not good at thinking: "..."

The uncle and sister-in-law, who were not good at brains, tacitly fired a line of sight to Lu Yunjuan for help.

Lu Yunjuan gently raised his lips and put a crab on Lin Jingse's plate: "Baby, I heard Fu Shengge said that you have to pay for the copyright fees for songs on the first stage?"

Lin Jingse slowly removed the crab legs: "We don't need to give it."

Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows and glanced at her: "Why don't you give it? You have horns on your head?"

Lin Jingse had a facial expression, laughed, and chewed on a crab leg and said, "We are originals, from songs to dances."

The little crab's eyes were bright and arrogant, and Lu Yunjuan smiled: "So amazing."

Lin Jingse was noncommittal, and the corners of her mouth moved slightly: "Sister, where is your shooting location?"

"In the new district," Lu Yunjuan said, "I heard the director say that next to our set is your variety show training base."

"Really?" Lin Jingse's eyes lit up.

"Well," Lu Yunjuan replied, with a slight smile in his eyes, "It's a road, very close."

"It's near or near, it's useless," Lin Jingse said, the little bit of Lin Jingse's eyes disappeared, and she slowly picked up the crab roe with chopsticks to eat, "We will collect the phone during the shooting."

Once the mobile phone is received, no one can be contacted. What's the use of being closer.

"I'll find you," Lu Yunjuan put down his chopsticks and leaned back in his chair lazily.

"We are shooting in a fully enclosed manner," Lin Jingse looked at her hesitantly, "Can you come?"

Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows, and said every word: "I can go if I want."

Lin Jingse's lips moved: "Sister."

Lu Yunjuan poured himself a glass of water and took a sip slowly: "Yeah."

Lin Jingse couldn't help but laughed: "You are so arrogant."

Lu Yunjuan didn't refute, and smiled.

The two of them talked about work without a word, laughter rang out from time to time in the restaurant, and the atmosphere was unspeakably leisurely.

When Ye Zhiyu called, Lu Yunjuan was changing clothes in the room. She answered the phone and pressed the speakerphone: "Say."

"I'm here," Ye Zhiyu said. "It's at the door of Little Crab's house. You can pack it up and come out."

"Why come so early? Didn't you say that you are afraid of being photographed and come over later?" Lu Yunjuan raised his eyebrows and put on his coat, "Fu Shengge is here too?"

"She will be here in half an hour," Ye Zhiyu said, "We discussed it. It's safer for you and Little Crab to go together later than to leave earlier, so I came here early."

"Okay, hang up first," Lu Yunjuan hung up, put the phone back in his pocket, and walked downstairs.

The whole family is watching TV in the living room at the moment. Lu Yun rolled into the living room and glanced at Lin Jingse who was sitting on the carpet and eating sunflower seeds: "Baby, Ye Zhiyu is here, I have to go first."

"Why did she come so early?" Lin Jingse put on slippers and walked to her, and asked with his face up, "Is it at the door?"

"Well," Lu Yunjuan replied, and went to the door to change shoes. "Ye Zhiyu said that it is better to leave together later, and it is safer to leave earlier. He came to pick me up in advance. Fu Shengge will arrive in about half an hour and you will finish packing up. It's almost time to leave."

"Sister, wait for me," Lin Jingse tugged at her cuff with one hand, and rummaged through the pile of shoes at the door, "I will send you out."

Mother Lin put down the melon seeds, clapped her hands, stood up, followed to the door, elbows, and squeezed Lin Jingse, who was looking for shoes, behind her: "Junjuan, it's so late, let Xiaoye drive slowly. Be careful."

Lin Jingse who finally found a shoe: "..."

Lin Jingse gritted his teeth and put his head in the cracks looking for the second shoe.

"When you get to the place, tell us in the group," Father Lin also followed to the door, feeling that Lin Jingse was inconvenient to speak in the middle, and he pulled her hand on her back collar, then picked the person back, and walked forward. "My mother and I slept late, don't be afraid to disturb us."

Lin Jingse who had just found the second shoe before he had time to change it: "..."

Lin Jingse closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and sat on the ground to change shoes.

"My uncle and I slept late too," my sister-in-law went around Lin Jingse, went to the door to change shoes, and was about to send Lu Yun out. "When you arrive on the set, remember to tell us in the group."

"Lin Lin, stay at home, save you the trouble of being photographed." The uncle was the uncle who hadn't survived. He directly dragged Lin Jingse, who was sitting on the ground and changing shoes, back to the living room, and went over to put on his shoes and put his hands on Push the doorknob and push the door open, "Let's go and scroll, my sister-in-law and I will send you out."

Lin Jingse, who put on his shoes but was dragged into the living room: "..."

Lin Jingse wanted to scold the street.

On the sofa, Old Man Lin couldn't stand it anymore. He glanced at Lin Jingse, who was sitting on the ground with a small dark cloud above his head, and then at the few children who had no emotional intelligence at the door, and said, "You guys give me something." Fart! What fun! Come back to me! Lin Lin is going to deliver the rolls!"

Father Lin: "..."

Mother Lin: "..."

Sister: "..."

Uncle: "..."

The four of them collectively stopped their movements, turned their heads in unison, and looked at Lin Jingse, who was sitting on the ground with a livid expression on her face.

Lin Jingse raised her eyebrows and stared at them.

Father Lin: "..."

Mother Lin: "..."

Sister: "..."

Uncle: "..."

The four returned back to the living room, eating melon seeds and snacking snacks.

Lin Jingse stood up gritted teeth, slapped his **** twice, pulled Lu Yunjuan and walked out, his back is very cold.

"..."

In the living room, the culprits looked at each other with blank eyes. They really couldn't figure out what happened to their own crabs in this wave of cruelty.

Old man Lin sneered, and looked at his eldest son contemptuously: "You EQ, I didn't know how to get to Lin Lin's mother."

Lin Lin's mother: "..."

Lin Lin's mother lowered her head in shame, and whispered, "Maybe it's because my emotional intelligence is also low."

Father Lin who got shot after shot:! ?

Elder Lin was noncommittal, and looked at his second son and little girl with contempt, and said deeply: "You deserve to be single."

Uncle:! ?

Sister:! ?

The night was quiet, with silver stars dotted with the dark night, Lu Yunjuan leaned back lazily by the car door, looking at Lin Jingse standing in front of her: "Go back, it's cold outside."

Lin Jingse squeezed his finger, stood there without moving, and didn't mean to go back: "Then you are on the set and tell me."

Lu Yunjuan nodded and didn't rush away. She found the cigarette case from her pocket, took a cigarette and lit it: "Are you going back to the company later? Or directly to the dormitory?"

The cold wind blew, Lin Jingse pulled the zipper up and put on a hat for herself, with rabbit ears hanging on her forehead, she raised her hand and dialed: "Go back to the dormitory first. The teammates are in the dormitory. If they want to train, We will go back to the company."

Lu Yunjuan lowered his eyes and spit out smoke: "Is it cold?"

Lin Jingse curled her neck and was very honest: "Cold."

Lu Yun curled his lips and didn't say a word, just opened his arm gently at her.

It may be that the hugs and hugs were too frequent in the past few days, so frequently that Lin Jingse's mind hadn't turned around, and his body reacted first. When he recovered, he had already got into Lu Yunjuan's arms.

If she had to use a professional vocabulary to explain her current behavior, then the only four words "muscle memory" might be more appropriate.

"Muscle memory" is a vocabulary she learned when she practiced dancing. If you want to use dancing to explain these four words, then it is probably-repeat a dance movement frequently, repeating the moment the music sounds, you don't need to move If you think about the dance movement of this piece of music, your body will respond first and make that movement.

Therefore, it must be muscle memory.

Lin Jingse put his hand on Lu Yunjuan's neckline, and his fingers cleverly hung on her thin collarbone.

Warmth spread from her fingertips, she put her hand on Lu Yunjuan's neck like a ghost, and while explaining her current behavior with muscle memory, she whispered: "Sister, you are so warm."

Lu Yunjuan forcibly ignored the cool touch of the neck, put his arm around her waist, and raised it lazily with the other, turning to the side, afraid that the smoke would burn her: "When is the sea election?"

Lin Jingse leaned against her chest: "This Saturday."

Lu Yunjuan tilted his head to inhale the cigarette, and slowly exhaled: "Where is the location?"

Speaking of the audition location, Lin Jingse was speechless: "In his own company."

Lu Yun curled his eyebrows lightly: "In his own company?"

In the impression, the audition will first choose a venue to gather trainees. In her own company, she really heard about it for the first time.

Lin Jingse nodded: "The mentors will pick people from company to company."

Lu Yunjuan was happy: "The instructors are a little tired."

Lin Jingse was noncommittal, but suddenly remembered something: "Fu Shengge said that our company's selection meeting will be conducted with OMG and KC."

Lu Yunjuan flicked the soot, with a leisurely expression between his eyebrows: "Which company is it?"

Lin Jingse whispered: "In our company, so we can't shame the company."

Lu Yunjuan smiled casually: "You can't lose people, you are not on the same level."

These words are not encouragement, but facts.

Xiangyun pays attention to music, so the training of its trainees is mainly creation, supplemented by singing and dancing.

Compared to original, OMG and KC are really not good. After all, both of them are mainly singing and dancing. As for the creation, it is done by the producers in the company.

To some extent, OMG and KC have already lost at the starting line.

Of course, the premise of losing at the starting line is that Xiangyun must have trainees with strong creative abilities. If not, then the three companies will not be much different.

Lin Jingse certainly knows what Lu Yunjuan's sentence does not mean: "Our assessment standard is mainly based on singing and dancing, and originality is just a bonus."

Lu Yunjuan finished his last cigarette, and squeezed out the cigarette butt: "Do you have any problems with singing and dancing?"

Lin Jingse didn't even think about it: "Of course not."

Lu Yunjuan was happy: "You told me so much, I thought you are not confident and need encouragement. Co-authoring is already very confident."

Lin Jingse's expression paused: "Very confident and want to encourage conflict?"

Lu Yun rolled his eyes: "No conflict, but right..."

Lin Jingse got out of her arms and looked up at her: "But what?"

Lu Yunjuan's eyes were filled with interest: "But, I don't feel like you are trying to encourage me now."

Lin Jingse: "What does that look like?"

Lu Yunjuan whistled at her lightly, with a bad smile: "It seems to be acting like a baby with me."

Lin Jingse paused and almost bit off his tongue.

The street lamp was dimly yellow, and it was softly plated on Lin Jingse's delicate face, looking beautiful and clean.

Lu Yunjuan raised his hand and hooked her chin with his fingers, meaning to point out: "I will accompany you to wait for Fu Shengge to come over?"

Lin Jingse shook his head quickly: "No need, no, you go first..."

The words were not finished, but were interrupted by the sudden sweep of the car lights.

Fu Shengge pressed the car window and looked at the two people standing in front of the nanny's car silently: "What's the situation with you? Lu Yunjuan, why haven't you left?"

The car lights were dazzling, and Lu Yunjuan squinted his eyes halfway, and said impatiently: "You **** want to blind my eyes?"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge turned off the lights and wanted to say that you were going to blind my dog's eyes: "Aren't you supposed to leave for the studio half an hour ago?"

However, her question did not receive a response from the person involved. Instead, Ye Zhiyu, who was sitting in the car silently for half an hour as a light bulb, slowly pressed down the car window, and shouted at her sadly: "Fu Shengge I'm so **** lonely early!"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge seemed to understand something, and tentatively said: "Are you here early?"

Ye Zhiyusheng has no love: "I arrived half an hour early!"

Fu Shengge's mouth twitched, "Why haven't you left?"

Ye Zhiyu yelled: "Lu Yunjuan can't get in the car! Where do you let me go! My soul is about to be taken away by dog ​​food! Now, can the dog be abused before the dog can be tricked!? Why not come with you!"

Fu Shengge: "So, what did you do for half an hour?"

Ye Zhiyu glanced at Lu Yunjuan who was standing next to the car and snorted coldly, "We? I acted as a shining light bulb in the car, and you and I are under the light in front of the door."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge looked at Lu Yunjuan incredulously, and two seconds later, he cast a shocked look on Lin Jingse's face: "You won't stand here for half an hour?"

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lin Jingse: "..."

Fu Shengge:! ?

Ye Zhiyu put his arm on the car window and said mockingly: "Thanks to you for coming, if you don't come, they might still be able to stand for half an hour."

Fu Shengge was dumbfounded: "Are you still conscious of being a star? Standing outside for half an hour, you are not afraid of being photographed?"

Lu Yunjuan glanced at her: "What are you afraid of? Just take a picture, and I didn’t get a marriage certificate. You can’t even deal with such a scandal. Why don’t you be an agent and go home? Inherit the family property and go."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Lin Jingse silently gave Lu Yunjuan a compliment in his heart: it doesn't hurt much, it's very insulting, and it's not for the elder sister.

Fu Sheng's song is overwhelmed: "Lu Yunjuan, you are reasonable. Is this something that will cause trouble only when you take a marriage certificate? This is something that will be troublesome as long as you are photographed."

Lu Yunjuan turned a deaf ear, found the phone from his pocket, clicked on the chat interface with Ye Zhiyu, and sent her the video of Lin Jingse's practice room.

The internet speed was not good and the sending was very slow. She frowned and stared at the sending progress.

Lin Jingse stood beside her and stared with her.

Fu Shengge didn’t notice that the attention of the following two stars was no longer with him, and he was still persuading with a bitter heart: “Let’s not mention that you are already married, even if you are not married, in love, innocent and clean, and have no relationship at all. , But as long as you are photographed in the same frame, your relationship will not be defined by you."

She pinched her eyebrows, immersed in her own world and couldn't extricate herself: "What is the concept of entering the public's field of vision together? You know in your own mind, how often those celebrities who are not thinking about the right way get hot, you don’t know. Right? Throw out the same frame photo, no matter how to clarify that you two are not familiar, it is useless. You can't stop their wanting brain and their peculiar brain circuit. No story can be serialized for you. In sadomasochistic novels, the more you deny them, the more you can make up the story, the more decent the story will be. Then you still want to separate the relationship with Lin Jingse? There is no way! At that time, everyone’s attention will be on you. The public will not say anything, what should the paparazzi keep staring at you? Over time, it will be difficult for your relationship not to be exposed."

The video was successfully sent, and Lu Yunjuan put the phone back in her pocket. Fu Shengge said that she only heard a short paragraph of the big passage, so she picked up an important point from the short paragraph: "Why should I separate from her? relation?"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge's breathing was stagnant, and he didn't want to live anymore.

Lu Yunjuan said lightly, "I don't know if you have heard a word."

Lin Jingse pricked his ears curiously: "What?"

Lu Yunjuan: "The most dangerous place is the safest place."

Lin Jingse agreed: "Yes!"

Fu Shengge stared at the two people who sang and sang and wanted to say that if you don't talk about cross talk, you are really **** blind.

Lu Yunjuan continued: "It doesn't matter whether the relationship is defined by us or not. They know that our relationship is good. As for how good the relationship is, they just guess what they want without evidence."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Lu Yunjuan: "In this way, it doesn't matter if you take the photo. It's a good relationship, there's no way."

Over there, Ye Zhiyu who received the video: "Ancestor, what does this video mean?"

Lu Yunjuan said without pain or itching, "Get a crab headgear on the little crab's head. I want to post on Weibo."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Ye Zhiyu: "..."

Lin Jingse: "Sister, notify me when you post. I'll forward it."

Fu Shengge, Ye Zhiyu, Sudden.

"I'll take her back to change her clothes," Lu Yunjuan lazily raised his hand, casually waved at the two behind him, and took Lin Jingse home. Ten minutes later, he took Lin Jingse who had changed clothes and left. come out.

She went over to open Fu Shengge's car door and raised her chin to Lin Jingse: "Get in the car, go back and tell me."

Lin Jingse sat in the car, closed the door, and poked her head out of the window, like a puppy: "Drive slowly on the road and fasten your seat belt. Grandpa said that your waist should not be cold. Order some clothes and I will supervise you for Grandpa."

Lu Yunjuan listened to the little crab's exhortations, and couldn't tell how he felt, but to be honest, for a moment, he really felt that he was married.

Lin Jingse waved her little hand: "Sister, bye."

Lu Yunjuan smiled, took two steps back, and waved at her: "Bye."