A Guide To Fake Marriages

"Your marriage is too real, right?" In the car, Ye Zhiyu looked up and down at Lu Yunjuan.

"Is the video ready?" Lu Yunjuan replied unexpectedly, leaning back in his chair and looking out the window loosely.

"It's done, I just sent it to you." Ye Zhiyu entered the address of the studio and drove out of the community while driving. The neon lights on both sides of the street were flashing, and the traffic on the road was not diminishing. "Really posting on Weibo?"

"Can you still have a wig?" Lu Yunjuan found his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked on the WeChat chat interface, and saved the video sent by Ye Zhiyu. "Teach me how to wig?"

"Fuck off," Ye Zhiyu scolded with a smile. "People who have been closed on Weibo all the year round suddenly promoted other company artists. I suspect that your real purpose is to blow up Weibo."

"Respect the Weibo engineer," Lu Yunjuan clicked into Weibo, poking his fingertips on the screen to edit the text, "It's so easy to explode, so please don't break the news."

"All right, respect," Ye Zhiyu sighed, drove the car toward the studio, "how do you plan to introduce your little crab to everyone?"

"Crab, cute, don't accept rebuttal," Lu Yunjuan lightly moved his fingertips as he spoke, and clicked to send.

Lu Yunjuan: Let me introduce to you, my family crab @祥云朵朵 Captain Lin Jingse is still a baby. Please take good care of her and do not accept any rebuttal.

After the Weibo was successfully sent, Lu Yunjuan directly ignored the Weibo message prompt that went crazy up to 10,000 plus, and clicked on the WeChat chat interface: "Ye Zhiyu."

Ye Zhiyu glanced at her: "Huh?"

Lu Yunjuan poked the phone screen and typed, and sent a WeChat message to Xiao Crab, informing her of reposting Weibo: "I am closed all year round. Weibo fans shouldn't finish running, right?"

Ye Zhiyu's mouth twitched: "Ancestor, do you have any misunderstandings about your popularity? Every day in your comment area, crying and begging for a blog is not less than 200,000 fans. Finished? ?"

Lu Yunjuan closed the phone screen, tilted his legs, and turned the phone indifferently, waiting for the little crab to reply to her: "More than 200,000? Weibo has tens of millions of fans, only more than 200,000 live fans... I am Isn't it going to be cold?"

Ye Zhiyu's breathing was stagnant, and he was speechless: "You can shut up, the top idol comment section is not as lively as you. Ren idol is still open for business every three to five times. You can post one Weibo every year. Not bad, the content of that one is **** Happy New Year... If the heat is cold, the internal entertainment is really not hot."

Lu Yunjuan squinted his eyes, his eyes lazily: "The top idols? As far as I know, the top idols in internal entertainment, but they are all players who have no work and can't rely on one face to eat. , I still have a queen title anyway, do you compare me to a top idol? Ye Zhiyu, have you learned how to erode your boss?"

Ye Zhiyu felt that his teeth were about to break: "Sister, I compare heat! Heat heat! Understand? Not ability! Not box office appeal! Not coffee position! Heat!"

"I see, the heat is hot," Lu Yunjuan said casually, "So it's something I should be happy that the actress is more hot than the top idol? It shouldn't be a matter of course that the actress is hotter than the top idol. Do you advise you to reflect on your own thoughts, how can you be assimilated by the status quo of internal entertainment? If there is heat and traffic, it is the father? Ye Zhiyu, you have changed."

Ye Zhiyu: "..."

To be honest, Ye Zhiyu now especially wants to call her dad, and remind her by the way, dad, you are also a strong member of the traffic army now! You didn't hurt yourself so much.

Ye Zhiyu took a deep breath and held back the reminder: "Lu Yunjuan, don't forget that your little crab is also on the idol path."

Lu Yunjuan glanced at the screen of the phone. Little Crab didn't reply to her yet. She probably fell asleep in the car. She casually said, "My crabs don't rely on their faces to eat, thank you."

Ye Zhiyu: "That's also idols, walking the path of idols and eating the dividends of idols, you can't deny this."

Lu Yun curled his lips and smiled and said lazily: "I don't deny it. There is nothing to deny. Idol is not a derogatory term. I have good abilities for Idol now, but there is only a lack of opportunities. To be able to rely on her face, she must rely on her strength, and once combined, she is the top reserve."

Ye Zhiyu was happy: "Oh, didn't you just look down on the top class? This is the top class reserve? You are really a double standard."

Lu Yunjuan sneered, his expression faintly: "It's not the top-notch that doesn't look down on, it's someone who has no works and can't afford to eat with just one face."

Ye Zhiyu was noncommittal and was silent for a moment. It is an indisputable fact that the current top-tier works are unable to eat with only one face. However, how long can the heat last with only one face?

It's just a flash in the pan.

There are so many beautiful younger brothers and sisters, and among them are not a few who are capable. Those who rely on their faces to eat will sooner or later be photographed by the back waves on the beach.

The car drove slowly into the new area, and Lu Yunjuan unlocked the screen of his mobile phone and sent a message to the group of "family in love with each other" to report safety.

When exiting the message interface, a new message pops up at the top of the screen, which is a little crab.

Baby: Sister, I fell asleep just now.

Without waiting for Lu Yunjuan's reply, a series of messages popped up from the dialog box.

Baby: [Frightened] Sister! My Weibo fans have increased by more than five million! You bought me fans! ?

Baby: [Frightened] [Frightened] Sister! You are on a hot search! They said you kicked the door open by yourself!

Baby: [Frightened] [Frightened] [Frightened] Sister! We are also on the hot search! Hot search says we are in love publicly! ?

Baby: [Split] Sister, the hot search terms have exploded! Before I could repost Weibo, Weibo was paralyzed! How to do!

Lu Yunjuan: "..."

Lu Yunjuan thought about the Weibo that she had posted just now. It seemed to be a copy of Guan Xuan's love. She turned her head and looked at Ye Zhiyu, who was focused on driving, "Ye Zhiyu."

Ye Zhiyu drove the car into the parking lot, and the light in the car dimmed suddenly. She asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Yunjuan cleared his throat, lighted himself a shocking cigarette, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled: "I went on a hot search with the crab."

Ye Zhiyu looked complacent, parked the car in the parking space, and said casually: "What's the fuss about this?"

Lu Yunjuan looked at her through a layer of lingering smoke: "Hot search terms have exploded."

Ye Zhiyuyun gently took out the phone from his pocket, unlocking the screen and said: "Normal, normal, this is the heat you should have. I will check the content of the entry. If the content is harmonious, it won't be PR... "

At this point, her voice stopped abruptly.

Two seconds later.

Ye Zhiyu: "Lu Yunjuan."

The innocent smoke diffused, and Lu Yunjuan closed his eyes: "Yeah."

Ye Zhiyu yelled, "What's wrong with Weibo?"

Lu Yunjuan sighed, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect it to be so intolerant."

Ye Zhiyu had an ominous premonition and looked at her incredulously: "What did you send in the copy?"

Lu Yunjuan paused, and said truthfully: "I would like to introduce to you, this is my crab and a baby. Please take good care of her and do not accept any rebuttal."

Ye Zhiyu was dumbfounded and stared at her with a **** of a ghost: "Lu Yunjuan! Are you the **** copy of Guan Xuan's love!?"

Lu Yunjuan looked at her calmly and said innocently: "You also know that I am usually closed. I have not edited any other copy except Happy New Year. Who knows that this kind of publicity should say something is better, so I just keep it simple. I rudely circled the key points for them, Crab, my family is still a baby, don't bully her, over."

Ye Zhiyu: "..."

Ye knows the fish, over.

The cramped carriage was filled with all kinds of notification tones, and Fu Shengge's cell phone was about to be blown up by the company's emergency public relations department.

She parked the car downstairs in Lin Jingse's dormitory. After learning the whole story from the company's emergency public relations department, she hung up the phone violently, and then dialed Lu Yunjuan violently.

"Say," Lu Yunjuan's voice came from the other side of the phone.

"My mother! You **** blew up Weibo on your own, why are you so powerful! You can play a game for me by posting a video of the practice room, how can I solve it now?" Fu Shengge said.

Before Lu Yunjuan on the phone spoke, he heard a faint female voice next to him.

"Can you turn down your volume?" Lin Jingse squinted, "Sister's ears are going to be deaf."

Fu Shengge: "..."

On the other side of the phone, Lu Yunjuan laughed in a good mood.

Fu Shengge was so shocked that she almost smashed her eyes on the ground: "Are you still in the mood to laugh? This is fine, your crab was directly taken out of the circle by your operation, and now the entire entertainment circle thinks she is your girlfriend. Yes, you still let her not mix! She is an idol!"

Lin Jingse's voice is extremely weak: "No one knows me, idols or idols, at best, they are just a street bash. I didn't have any reputation or talk about it."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge felt that she was going to die soon, she collapsed in the back of her chair impeccably, and became autistic.

"I called the old man," Lu Yunjuan said in a hurry. "The old man said he will take care of this, and I don't need to worry about it."

"How to deal with it?" The moment Fu Shengge heard these three words for the old man, his mood calmed a lot, "deny the relationship?"

"No denying," Lu Yunjuan said lightly, "I didn't say that it was the person who introduced it. I denied it. What they want to think is their business. I can't control their thoughts, but it's okay to control their keyboards. ."

"Control the keyboard?" Fu Shengge raised his eyebrows.

"The old man said," Lu Yunjuan said lazily, "For the sake of our Crab's future, the Lu Group will work overtime for her tonight, and will not do anything, so I will pass the lawyer's letter to the keyboard man, one by one, as for the gossip big V. , Sue one by one, not only for us, but also for the celebrities who have spread rumors in their account. Our Lu Group will benefit the entertainment circle tonight. The little babies who talk indiscriminately can't run away. "

Fu Shengge was stunned for a moment, then returned to his senses, and said fascinatedly: "Is this the wealthy and self-willedness in the legend?"

Lu Yunjuan: "When Weibo returns to normal, the negative public opinion will be gone. If you should repost Weibo, then repost Weibo. Take advantage of the heat and give the little crab a publicity. It is unnecessary to post a statement, and deal with it coldly."

Fu Shengge breathed a sigh of relief, and when his thoughts turned, he choked back: "No, in a moment, Crab is about to participate in the audition of youth trainees. If you have such a trouble, can fans still buy it? Debut is needed. Fans voted, are you stupid when you are a fan, and develop an idol who is very likely to have a house collapse?"

Lu Yunjuan accepted his attitude: "The rules of the show have been changed, and it has been divided into two groups to debut. One group is still the same. The debut depends on fan voting. The other group is directly separated from the development system. Debut depends on its own ability and has nothing to do with fans. With regard to the number of votes, there will be no development and no development. It is all on their own to rely on fans to make a debut. In this way, they will be less restricted after their debut."

Fu Shengge can't say: "How do you know so clearly?"

Lu Yunjuan smiled: "The old man is the capital of the young trainees."

Fu Shengge was in a trance: "When did the old man become the boss of the youth trainees?"

Lu Yunjuan: "After we got the certificate, I just knew it. The old man told me that this kind of show that needs to rely on the true feelings of fans to give you money to send you out is not suitable for Little Crab, after all, Little Crab is married, to some extent. Said, it can be regarded as deceiving the feelings of fans, we can not do things that deceive the feelings of fans, so the father changed the rules of the program, the group that debuted on his own ability, the investor will not give any restrictions, including falling in love, when the program is officially announced. , The program team will vaccinate fans and friends who are following this program in advance and tell them the rules of the new competition system."

Fu Shengge was dumb, and it took him a long time to say: "My father, it's really well-intentioned."

After this sentence, there was a long silence in the carriage.

Of course, Lu Yunjuan knew why the old man did this. The old man was afraid that one day their marriage relationship would be exposed to Lin Jingse's career, so he did his best to help Lin Jingse to fight for the right to speak.

The idol has no right to speak, this is unquestionable, but if the idol does not rely on its fans since its debut, it is really hard to say whether it can have the absolute right to speak.

The old man has now given new possibilities. As for the future road and what he will go, it all depends on Lin Jingse himself.

After a long while, Fu Shengge broke the silence: "You have obtained the certificate, but your relationship, to a certain extent, can not be regarded as deceiving the fans' feelings. After all, it is a contract marriage, which is not true."

Lu Yunjuan smiled: "Now and then, now, who can talk about the future."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge understands that this sister is not only thinking about the present, but also planning for the future: "Sister, if the old man does not intervene in the program, do you plan to take care of it?"

Lu Yunjuanyun said lightly: "How can I say that the little crab is also my first child, what is it to help my daughter to gain more voice."

Fu Shengge laughed: "So, there is no such thing as the old man, but also you."

Lu Yunjuan was noncommittal.

Well, what's wrong with this, Fu Shengge snorted, but I have to be afraid of filming. I also watched the lively Weibo to help the little crab publicize. The co-author planned to give the little crab a tyrannical way early in the morning. The way is up.

She lit a cigarette for herself, and when she glanced over Lin Jingse's disgusting face next to her, she opened the car window and poked her head out to smoke.

As the smoke diffused, she lazily said, "Sister, it's not that I said, you are really wrong."

Lu Yunjuan half joked, "I have no experience in being a mother in the first time, so I want to give my child the best. What's the problem?"

Fu Shengge rejoiced: "My God, you are planning to change the game system with a big deal, and give your children the best? Are you pampering your children so much?"

Lu Yunjuan laughed and laughed softly: "Sorry, you seem to have made a mistake. Keep your eyes open and take a good look. I'm **** spoiled, understand?"

Fu Shengge choked with a mouthful of smoke and coughed heartbreakingly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Lu Yunjuan: "Where are my crabs?"

Fu Shengge: "I'm sitting next to me."

Lu Yunjuan had a bad tone: "Hurry up and send people back to sleep."

Fu Shengge narrowed his eyes: "I know Dad."

At this moment, Lin Jingse next to him suddenly said, "Who is it called Dad?"

Fu Shengge was at a loss and didn't understand what she meant: "It's called Lu Yunjuan."

Lin Jingse squinted and swore his sovereignty word by word: "That's my father."

Fu Shengge: "..."

Lu Yunjuan's laughter rang out, and Fu Shengge said desolately, "Fuck you can't get through these days."

Lin Jingse stared at her for a few seconds, spread his hand to her, and moved his finger: "Give it to me."

Fu Shengge raised his eyebrows, feeling that the crab was about to rebel, and deliberately teased her: "No, what?"

Lin Jingse glanced at her disgustingly, the line of sight was still on her face, but he didn't say to her: "Sister, hang up the phone."

My sister hung up the phone in a neat manner.

The busy tone came from the receiver, Fu Shengge: "..."

Lin Jingse hooked her mouth provocatively, and then under her sad gaze, connected to the phone call from Lu Yunjuan: "Sister."

"Go back to sleep," Lu Yunjuan said, "Didn't all of you fall asleep just now, were you sleepy?"

"Woke up scared," Lin Jingse looked out the window, still thinking about Weibo not being forwarded successfully, "I didn't have time to repost your Weibo."

"Turn it tomorrow," Lu Yunjuan said, "when reposting Weibo, check if there are any splatters in the comment area. If there are any, just take a screenshot and send him a lawyer's letter."

Lin Jingse laughed, Xing's eyes curled up: "Sounds very arrogant."

"Don't I have to keep up with you," Lu Yunjuan said, "You are walking sideways, what am I."

"Sister," Lin Jingse paused, "Can I keep walking sideways?"

"Aren't you walking sideways all the time?" Lu Yunjuan asked.

"It's not the kind of walking sideways," Lin Jingse said, "it's the kind of acting in a TV series.

"You can walk diagonally as you like," Lu Yunjuan said in amusement.

On the other end, Fu Shengge couldn't listen to it anymore, and he couldn't help but glanced at Lin Jingse: "Lu Yunjuan is standing upright in the circle, let's you, what do you want to do, you two, make a CP, Sister Crab Flower."

Sister Crab: "What's the matter with you."

Fu Shengge: "...Where do you know her without me?"

Sister Crab suddenly heard of it, and said to Lu Yunjuan: "Sister, are you back to the room?"

Lu Yunjuan: "I'm back."

Lin Jingse: "Then I will go back to the dormitory too, you should rest early."

Lu Yunjuan responded and did not hang up.

Lin Jingsera opened the door and jumped down. Before hanging up the phone, he added: "Sister, when you are out, don't forget that you are a woman with crabs at home."

In the car, Fu Shengge was choked with a bite of dog food.

The sensor light in the dormitory building turned on, and Fu Shengge watched Lin Jingse hang up and jumped into the elevator.

For a moment, she picked up the phone and called Lu Yunjuan again.

Lu Yunjuan answered the call very quickly, and his voice was impatient: "It's over forever? Are you free? Go to the community for two laps, and I will take a shower."

Fu Shengge was not poor with her, and it was rare to say, "Lu Yunjuan."

Lu Yunjuan: "Yes, I'm not dead."

Fu Shengge paused. Lin Jingse was by the side just now, and some things were inconvenient to say. Now Lin Jingse is back, she has nothing to worry about, and bluntly said: "Why did you marry the little crab, did you forget?"

Lu Yunjuan said casually: "If you have something to say, don't delay my bath."

Fu Shengge: "She promised to marry you for money. Why are you so good to her? You can pet your child, I won't stop you, but you have to know a little bit in your heart. Don't get rid of it, and play with yourself."

Lu Yunjuan lost his usual sloppy appearance: "Her family had a broken capital chain at the beginning, and the turnover was difficult. After the company returned to normal, she returned the money to my dad. I gave her the card. She hasn't moved yet. Are you stupid as an old man and my dad? The old man is anxious to let me get married, but he won't pay so much effort to pave the way for the little crab because of a marriage certificate."

Fu Shengge: "Then you can't deny the fact that Little Crab married you because of money."

Lu Yunjuan was happy: "Yes, she is because of the money, what about me, what am I because of? I marry her because I like her and want to fall in love with her?"

Fu Shengge: "Lu Yunjuan, there is a sentence I don't know if it is inappropriate to say it."

Lu Yunjuan didn't even think about it: "Stop talking."

Fu Shengge's expression was stagnant, and he laughed: "Don't you feel that your condition is a bit wrong after two days of staying at Little Crab's house?"

Lu Yunjuan said indifferently, "I think I am really married, can't you?"

Fu Shengge: "..."

Fu Shengge actually heard something serious from her seemingly casual remark: "Sister, are you really fake?"

The sound of the lighter came from the receiver, and Lu Yunjuan lit a cigarette and was silent for a while before saying, "Fu Shengge."

Fu Shengge sighed, "Yeah."

Lu Yunjuan: "Is spring coming soon?"

Fu Shengge reminded her: "Now is the tail of autumn, then winter, and after winter is spring."

Lu Yunjuan thought for a while: "Then how do I feel that I'm in heat?"

Fu Shengge's facial features are all split: "Then your estrus period is a bit early."

Lu Yunjuan changed his mind: "Or is the little crab too cute?"

Fu Shengge spelled his facial features back: "It's better to treat it as spring when you are in heat."

Lu Yunjuan sighed softly and said to himself: "It must be that the little crab is too cute."

Cute, think about it.