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The system has experienced so many mission worlds, for the first time knowing that luck can still be extracted.

It heard a crackling electronic sound in Luo Jiujiang's mind, which sounded like sparks splashing: [Host, how do you... do it? ! ]

After getting along with the system for a long time, Luo Jiujiang can easily distinguish its emotions, such as the exclamation and shock at the moment.

[Very simple, just divide it into three steps, see, hold, and take out. ]

[You have to calm down and watch until you look into the deepest part of his soul. ]

Luo Jiujiang had no intention of hiding selfishness. He gave all his advice to the system. [I enter the Tao with a knife, so as long as I hold the knife, I can see everything coming from. ]

[The remaining two steps can be combined directly, you can reach out and hold it, then take it out and throw it away. ]

5555: [...Is it a waste? ]

And it did not understand at all!

Seeing Luo Jiujiang's face for granted, the system couldn't help but feel ashamed-isn't this the legendary "You can't copy it if you give a reference answer"?

Fortunately, it has long learned from the experience of life, "Never discuss technology with Luo Jiujiang, the ultimate opener."

Therefore, even in the face of this mysterious reference answer, the system still accepts it well.

The only thing that makes it incomprehensible is...

[But, the host...] System 5555 hesitated, [The hand you hold in your pocket seems to be a nail clipper, right? ]

It couldn't understand it, it couldn't bear it. Under Luo Jiujiang's outrageous movements, it had to make a voice from the soul: [Host, nail clippers...Is it a knife? ]

Luo Jiujiang: [...] He choked.

After a full silence for a deep breath, Luo Jiujiang slowly said: [Actually, you don't need to observe so carefully, you know, thinking too much is asking for trouble. ]

The system was thoughtful after listening, and was deeply taught.

So far, 5555 has only one last question to ask.

[But I still want to know why you should hold a nail clipper. ]

[...] Luo Jiujiang couldn't resist his persistence, so he had to answer truthfully: [The knife was in my heart, and there is no need for it. ]

[I am holding the nail clippers for the occasion. After all, this is the thing that resembles a knife except for the tie pin on my chest. ]

After a pause, Luo Jiujiang added understandingly: [If this matter makes you so entangled, then I will carry a fruit knife next time. ]

system:[……]

It was a little touched, and a little unbelievable, it couldn't believe that its host had such a considerate moment.

But in the next second, its thoughtfulness turned to fly ash.

Because after referring to the system's opinions, Luo Jiujiang thought that it would be too wasteful to just throw away luck.

So he re-collected the luck that had not yet escaped, and kindly knocked on the window of the system: [Can you try to communicate with this world and send this luck to Ye Lianjiang in reincarnation? ]

system:[……]

While yelling at itself in the logic operation module, it is really talkative, while trying to wake up the host's conscience: [Do you think, in what name do I want to say this to the world? ]

Luo Jiujiang thought for a while: [In the name of criminal compensation? ]

system:[……]

It dryly reminded Luo Jiujiang: [Host, this is the only world after I followed you, that has persisted until now and has not blocked me. ]

Luo Jiujiang was taken aback for a moment: [Greetings politely, will the world be blacked out? ]

The system is very hesitant, not knowing whether to tell the host this request sounds too much.

It is ready to give up its life for righteousness, with a tragic mood, with the spirit of taking the initiative to blow up the bunker, it seeks to pull the black...Ah no, to communicate with the world.

But what the system didn't expect was that his host completely changed his mind after pondering for a while.

[Then assume I haven't said this. ] Luo Jiujiang took this group of luck on him, and no longer mentioned this topic.

The system was shocked to the fact that the eight infrared cameras that were open had 64 ghost images in total.

What is it, what is it that has retrieved the long-missing integrity of the host! What is it, what is it that makes the host's conscience scammed!

It inadvertently asked this question, and then got the host's answer.

Luo Jiujiang’s answer is meaningful: [Because I learned programming language. ]

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In order to answer that mindless answer, the system took a hundred times more concentrated experience than usual to observe how its host listened to the class.

Since Luo Jiujiang is only an auditor, and is also an auditor who does not need to take exams or hand in homework, the teacher never ignores him, and only occasionally answers difficult questions to him.

As for Han Qianling next to him-yes, all major social networking sites can't explain why Han Qianling and Luo Jiujiang go to computer class together-as early as when the class bell did not ring, he opened it as usual The minesweeper game that comes with the computer.

system:[……]

It looked like he had completely abandoned himself.

Look at Luo Jiujiang beside him again: full of energy! very energetic! Full of energy!

I saw Luo Jiujiang first opened the character editor, and then he had already done half of the character design, and started 3D modeling-eh? Why is this character model so familiar?

The proportion of the figure, the silhouette of the back, the details of the face, the distribution of the facial features...

The system can no longer deceive itself, isn't this tm just Han Qianling!

This is a Han Qianling with long hair, wearing ancient costumes, and a brilliant smile on his face, which looks like an exclusive patent registered by the host!

Numerous pop-up windows were immediately generated in the 5555 program page, just like an uncontrollable desire for complaints in the human heart.

But everything was pressed back firmly by it.

it does not matter. The system calmly thought: Come on, hold on, I can still support it.

Sure enough, after about twenty minutes of support, it waited for the dawn of victory.

Luo Jiujiang turned off the character editor of "3D Han Qianling" and opened the archive of another editor instead.

good, very good. 5555 smiles and faces Tongsheng-life is ups and downs, opening and closing. He believes that as long as it can persist through the trough of life, it will usher in a hillside filled with golden sunlight.

Look, this new character has a healthy wheat-colored skin; look, this new character is like a sword that rushes snow; look, how handsome this new character looks like... Anyway, it has the same face as the host.

If placed a year ago, the system 5555 would be shocked by the narcissism of its host.

But now, it is just hanging a dreamy smile code, watching this scene with pride and pride.

It was not easy. The Dasha son of the landlord was finally able to break away from his child bride-in-law covered with filters and do something useful to him.

What is it for a man to look at his face and pinch himself a villain? Don't women always look in the mirror to make up by themselves?

The system outputs logic straightforwardly: This is really normal, as long as the host doesn't...

As long as the host...

he……

The system suddenly got stuck.

The host was too right before. The system confessed in angrily.

If there is a real body, there must be two tears in the eyes of 5555 at this time: the host said it was good before, I didn't need to observe so carefully, thinking too much was just asking myself trouble.

If 5555 hadn't just discovered that "3D Luo Jiujiang" and "3D Han Qianling" were dressed in the same couple's costume, how happy it should be now!

Also, if it didn't parse the host's code in a good manner, and found that the host was frantically wearing the same couple underwear for both modelers, then how happy it should be now.

patience. The system 5555 swallows all the tears and repeatedly persuades itself in the thinking logic module.

——I have to be patient, and tolerate what cannot be tolerated in order to be able to achieve what cannot be achieved. As long as this host is sent away, I will become the first one to write the turtle breath program.

For the happiness of more systems, and for more systems not afraid to encounter this kind of host, 5555 is ok!

It imagined itself as a mythical monkey suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, and brought into its mind the big turtle that used its four legs to prop up the sky when Nuwa was mending the sky, and it was in a trance, as if being pecked. Beloved Prometheus.

System 5555 waited and waited, waited for so long, finally waited until Luo Jiujiang closed this page.

5555 can finally dissipate heat from the over-running cpu, as leisurely as a human spit out a long breath.

--Ok?

Wait? !

What are you doing, host? !

Why did you turn on 3D Han Qianling's character modeling again?

Wait for you to stop! Han Qianling’s modeling is already perfect, don’t zoom in, don’t refine one strand of hair and one strand of hair — I @￥%&*There is no difference between the two at all. What is the point of doing this? where……

Later, in the best-selling book "Me and My Host" of the system 5555, the description of this matter is as follows:

——"I'm so stupid, really. I spit out a scrapped chaotic code: I only know that in a world where Han Qianling is present, the host will show affection like crazy, wear a filter, and don't know that he is in front of him. The above operations can be done individually for computers."

——"As soon as the class bell rang, I focused on watching the host’s actions and let the host grow on its own. The host is very savage, and I can’t control what he wants. He opened the character editor. Pay attention to him with a hundred times more energy."

——"I think he first modeled his object, and then built a model of a couple outfit for himself, even his underwear is a couple outfit. Finally, he also refined the 3D model of his object with one strand of hair. ."

——"I'm in a hurry. I don't know if he will refine the subject's legs with the same attitude. I really can't stand it after thinking about it, so I quickly stopped the host's extreme behavior..."

5555 finally couldn't help saving its own spirit. It spoke to Luo Jiujiang in pain: [Host, can you change your job? ]

Luo Jiujiang is very good at talking: [Then what kind of job do you think is better? ]

[You can change the programming! ] The system really recommends.

good idea! Luo Jiujiang immediately changed programming.

Five minutes later, he manipulated the computer on his hand to invade the computer backstage next door to Han Qianling, helping Han Qianling to pass the minesweeping array of 99 mines through the customs.

Ten minutes later, the code he wrote could release hearts and fireworks on Han Qianling's computer screen.

Twenty minutes later, the 3D model of the couple he had just edited jumped on Han Qianling's computer.

Luo Jiujiang said sincerely: [Sure enough, it's happier to change to another way of working. System, thanks for your suggestions! ]

5555: [……]

The bell will ring in three seconds after class, and the system will forever fall into the night before dawn.

The system is dead, without resurrection armor.

Don't ask where it will go, its journey is the furthest away from the couple.