Bigshot Cultivator Bewildering People Every Day

As a new second-generation super-intelligent artificial system, 5555 is extremely humane.

Its humanity is manifested in that it can fully learn and think independently, and it can also complain about the best host, insult the scumbag target, and... be blinded alive in the light of showing affection.

——The last function, the system 5555 does not want it.

That is to say, there is not a submission number called "the best host bot" among the network of the system, otherwise 5555 will definitely be able to make its host a popular sand sculpture of the year.

In addition to these extremely humane actions, 5555 is also very good at emotional regulation and self-balance.

In human terms, it is gloating.

What should I do if I am blinded by the host Xiu again? It doesn't matter, find someone who is more unlucky to have dinner, and see if there are other people in the world who are much more miserable than you, and you will feel at ease.

This "unlucky object" is naturally Qin Yunan.

After being repeatedly educated by the facts, the system finally learned to make good use of its camera. Except for one camera that was locked on the host and used as a recorder, the other seven high-definition cameras were moved to Qin Yunan's side.

It has to watch this large-scale scum hapless drama and chat with comfort.

then……

One day passed...

Three days passed...

a week has passed……

The system finally couldn't help it, and asked Luo Jiujiang: [Host, did you pick the wrong target? How come the scum is not unlucky now? ]

After being drained of all luck, shouldn't you walk on the ground and wrestle, eat half a bowl of sand after eating, take a bath suddenly without hot water, get on the bus and find that you didn't bring change... etc. etc.?

How could Qin Yunan survive in this world intact, and apart from being very unwilling to take advantage of Luo Jiujiang's advantage, it seems that he has not received any other retribution.

[If I only took part of his luck, he would be like that now. ]

Luo Jiujiang was not surprised that 5555 would have this question: [But because I took all his luck, he would only face such a dilemma at the end. ]

[Sorry, I don’t understand, what are you talking about, host? ] The system does not understand at all.

Luo Jiujiang explained to it very patiently: [For example, what kind of person would you call the "child of heaven"? ]

The system fell into thinking.

Luo Jiujiang answered it: [First, they won 10 million prizes, and at the last moment when the prizes were to be squandered, gamblers who won hundreds of millions of prizes. In the battle between the two armies, the enemy is strong and we are weak. The lord who suddenly fell into the earthquake with a meteorite from the sky was able to escape unscathed from the mortal killing a dozen times in succession-this kind of person, everyone would call them the son of heaven. ]

After a pause, Luo Jiujiang asked meaningfully: [Do you think that the son of Tianxuan will pick up money on the ground in daily life, travel must be sunny, and will never be discovered by cheating? ]

Upon hearing this, the system somewhat understood what Luo Jiujiang meant: [No. Such people are just ‘good luck’ and ‘lucky ones’. ]

[Yes. So the examples you cite, wrestling on the ground, eating and drinking, choking on water, are all just ‘bad luck’. ]

Luo Jiujiang’s answer was very indifferent: [People who have no luck at all, on the contrary, will not encounter frustration in trivial matters at the beginning. They will stumble, and they must be beaten to the point where they will never be able to turn back on the big event, just one step away from success and at their fingertips. ]

[If he really encountered the few small examples you mentioned earlier,] Luo Jiujiang shrugged slightly, [that either means that he finally accumulated a little luck, or that these encounters will be directly fatal. ]

The system has obviously fallen into extremely profound thinking.

And Luo Jiujiang summarized his point of view: [Luck is not a straight line, and it will not be constant forever. The luck left until the most useful moment is the best luck. ]

Listening to his words, 5555 has a sense of empowerment.

When it spoke again, the electronic sound was even a little in awe: [Are you so familiar with all the laws of the world? ]

Luo Jiujiang raised his hand and rubbed the tip of his nose: [Oh, that's not it, it's mainly luck - or luck, I'm so familiar with this thing. Oh, how do you say that? ‘Qi Luck is like wind, always with me’ ]

[It's almost like that. ] Luo Jiujiang nodded, [They are so kind to me, they never want to go, I'm really embarrassed. ]

system:[……]

It has discovered that its host has an unparalleled ability.

That is, when it establishes a filter for the host, the opponent can always break it in less than three seconds.

The system vomited a bubble in Luo Jiujiang's consciousness and disappeared without saying a word.

Before it went offline, an idea suddenly occurred in its logical thinking module——

His host seems to be a chosen son.

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Qin Yunan has had a good life recently.

Since that time talking with Luo Jiujiang, he has always had resentment towards Ye Lianjiang in his heart.

Because of this, he has on the contrary aroused greater fighting spirit-he has to let Ye Lianjiang see how he can get ahead, and Ye Lianjiang has given up a potential stock.

They have already supported him to the university, but they broke off the relationship if they said nothing. He wants to make Ye Lianjiang regret it, and taste the suffering of falling short of success!

Because of this, he is full of enthusiasm in class, doing homework, using the school gymnasium, making contacts, participating in networking, and then...

Then, not surprisingly, he found a shortcut to climb.

At a sorority meeting, he met a girl, the daughter of Wanjia, whose name was Wanru.

During that meeting, he showed Wanru his cocktail making skills, and used some interesting experiences in Xiacheng to win the favor of the other party. They talked very happily that night and even exchanged each other's communication methods when they parted.

A week later, Qin Yunan asked Wanru out alone in the name of "reference gift", and then invited her to have a meal.

After this meal, after realizing Wan Ru's many advantages, such as being so easy to make appointments, unpretentious, and naive, Qin Yunan's heart suddenly became full.

Long before he went to college, he had a vague idea: he must have a girlfriend in college.

The female classmates in the university are usually residents of Shangcheng District. If they can train their daughters to a first-rate institution like the Union University, if it is not because of the good quality of the girl herself, or her family is very powerful and enlightened.

The girls raised in this way are usually relatively innocent and pure. Because of their own poor abilities, most of them will worship the strong. They are Qin Yunan's best girlfriends.

He knows well that with his own background, even if he relies on his alma mater to be plated with gold, after he enters the society, he will have to go through a lot of difficulties to earn a class leap on his own.

In contrast, there is a very simple and smooth path that can allow him to achieve life and ideals.

——Find a girlfriend with superior family background, gentle and virtuous.

——If that girl is the only child in the family, that would be even better. This means that everything in her family will belong to Qin Yunan in the future.

Qin Yunan has such an opportunity only when students’ concepts and hearts are relatively innocent in university, when the class gap is not so obvious, and when more emphasis is placed on achievements in school rather than achievements in society. Be able to make a girlfriend who is far beyond his own level.

For this goal, since he enrolled in school, he has never blushed with his classmates, and always cleans himself when he is out. Unlike boys of the same age, he seems to be very stable and mature, and from time to time he will publish something that makes female classmates more popular. speech.

Just like a real gentleman.

After waiting patiently for so long, he finally waited for Wanru to come.

Qin Yunan was overjoyed!

On the afternoon when he left Wanru, he went to the bathroom under the pretext of washing his hands, looking in the mirror, he could no longer restrain his ecstatic look.

Excessive ecstasy made his handsome face look a bit hideous.

With unprecedented patience, wisdom and skill, he tailored an image for Wanru that she would like.

This time, he was really attentive, much more attentive than when he complained to Ye Lianjiang.

With his painstaking efforts, Wanru would already complain to him about the little things in life after half a month.

A month later, Wan Ru believed very much in his vision and character, and would come to him for reference on certain business matters that he could not make up his mind about.

A month and a half later, he knelt down on one knee in Wanru's dormitory, holding a rose in his hand, beside him was a circle of lit heart-shaped candles, followed by more than twenty brothers cheering.

Under the romantic background music and everyone's urging, Wan Ru took the bouquet of flowers with a surprised expression.

At this time, Luo Jiujiang happened to be passing by with Han Qianling not far away, and he gave the ultimate evaluation after seeing this scene: [It's so greasy. ]

The system corrects him: [It is said that this is a method that 80% of boys will choose, and the praise rate is extremely high. ]

[...But it's really greasy. ] Luo Jiujiang said helplessly.

After a pause, Luo Jiujiang added: [So, let me show you something that is not greasy. ]

[No...host, don't...you don't...]

The system's weak cry is obviously half a second late, because the next moment, Luo Jiujiang has already drawn his sword in his hand, smiling at Han Qianling beside him: "I have a new set of sword techniques I want to dedicate to you."

Han Qianling gave a light meal: "For me?"

"Because... Except for deep love, nothing can make me burst into the same inspiration." Luo Jiujiang smiled and asked softly: "Have you ever seen a bright moon?"

That night, a sword pierced the sky, and the sharp shadow of the sword plunged straight into the sky like a dragon. The blade light was unfettered, as if it could break all the shackles of space and time until it was in line with the moon.

——Have you ever seen a bright moon on the horizon?

——Lend you a look.

The next morning, Luo Jiujiang won the headlines of major newspapers.

At noon that day, the vice chairman of the Budo Association came to the door to discuss with Luo Jiujiang whether this set of sword techniques could be recorded.

Three years later, this set of sword techniques called "Mingyue Night Ridge" included special-level textbooks and became a reference selection for appreciation after class-mainly because it was too difficult for ordinary first-class martial artists to use it.

And Luo Jiujiang is fairly satisfied with all this: [Look, this way, I don't think it is too greasy. ]

system:[……]

Although it doesn't even have a face, it always feels that it has been shown another face inexplicably.

——So angry! It once yelled "Don't don't don't!