Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]

After the start-up sound, the large screen of the smart home system slowly unfolded in front of Jiangzhibei. Jiang Zhibei casually selected today's monitoring, and selected the male worm in the tracking target, so the system began to automatically track the whereabouts of the male worm today.

At 4:29, the male worm opened the door. It can be seen that he has not woken up from the dream, and his walking posture is crooked, and he almost knocked his head on the door frame.

Then, the male groped all the way to the kitchen, took out a small sky blue apron from nowhere, and tied a bow very skillfully, and then began to stare at the ingredients in the refrigerator.

This is really not to blame for Xie Lan, because he thought that everyone's ingredients in the interstellar setting were no different from the real world, so he was very confident in his cooking skills; but when he saw what the real ingredients looked like, he immediately felt I don't understand it but I was shocked.

After being in a daze for about five minutes, the male worm finally took out his brain slowly, searched for "female favorite food recipes", and then began to draw scoops according to the gourd, and tossed back and forth in the kitchen for nearly two hours. During the period, because the fumes were so large, the fire alarms had to be sprayed with water several times. In the end, for some unknown reason, they were not sprayed. Xie Lan and his small apron were able to survive temporarily.

Then Jiang Zhibei came to the kitchen, and the two insects finally sat at the dining table together. Jiang Zhibei immediately left the table in anger after seeing that taste, and said "I hope you can help me finish the meal" to the male insect, but what he didn't expect was that the male insect vomited once in the toilet. , stared at the dining table for a while without crying, but actually started to eat what was left on his plate.

Yes, eat what's left on Jiang Zhibei's plate.

Jiang Zhibei's fist clenched unconsciously. He watched the male worm eat for a while and rest for a while, and finally lay on the table with his stomach covered in discomfort. Finally, he had to turn on the home system and call the family doctor; he watched the male worm hanging with water. Lying on the bed slumped, he still stocked up the items he wanted to buy in the shopping cart little by little; after seeing the delivery information arrives, the male went out to pick up the items, but was turned away by the gate of the villa.

Surveillance clearly showed the blank face of the male who was struggling to hold the big box. He took two steps back and forth, as if he was looking for a hole for him to crawl into, but of course there was none.

In the end, because the wind was too strong, and the male worm was already weak, he hesitated for a long time, but he still carried the box and slowly walked towards the green forest next to the villa.

After that, what the male worm did, the camera could not capture it. It was not until night fell and Jiang Zhibei returned home and turned on the lights in the villa that the male worm was drowsy and burrowed out of the woods, walking back and putting on his body. The picture of the cardboard board being removed.

At this time, Xie Lan in the picture carefully and alertly stuck out his head to look at Jiang Zhibei, while Jiang Zhibei outside the picture was watching the sleeping face of the male insect, his chest heaving, and his mind was difficult to calm down for a long time.

The unfamiliar and familiar Zerg instinct that made his heart sour again swept over and boiled in his blood. He was startled and angry and wanted to fight back, but this time there was nothing he could do.

Because his subconscious knows that what this male worm brings him is not shame and pain, but the joy of getting love and surrender from the heart.

He looked at the pile of bags at his feet. These were the items the males bought. Just flipping through it twice, some are beautifully packaged and heated takeaway packages, and some are accessories for decorating the room.

The female worm squatted down, carefully selected the food inside, and snorted softly for a while, with no expression on her face, and whispered: "There is nothing good."

But instead of calling for the home robot to throw things away, he did it himself and slowly gathered them into the bag.

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When Xie Lan woke up the next day, she didn't recognize where she was for a while. When he came to his senses, he found himself lying in the bedroom.

Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief: It seems that yesterday's acting was a success!

Although Jiang Zhibei's mental power level is quite high, 010 can actually block the mental power interference of female insects. So Xie Lan pretended to be manipulated by his wife, and took the opportunity to sell it badly.

But after Jiang Zhibei's mental power was withdrawn, Xie Lan still fainted uncontrollably, not seeing what happened behind. But now he is lying in his room with all his head and tail, which at least shows that yesterday's appearance was somewhat effective.

Xie Lan wanted to get up, but just as she tried to get up, she fell back on the bed uncontrollably. Only then did he realize that his muscles were sore and weak, and his head was aching, apparently the aftermath of sleeping in the woods yesterday afternoon.

He was about to try harder when his door was suddenly opened. Jiang Zhibei held a tray in one hand and looked down at him: "Are you awake?"

Once again, that kind of gentle and polite mask was put on his face, so that the insect could not pick out the fault.

The male worm in front of him seemed to recall the sudden coldness of the female worm last night, and his face suddenly showed a mixed expression of fear and entanglement, and he shrank back unconsciously.

Jiang Zhibei turned a blind eye, put the tray in his hand on the bedside table, and inside the tray was an ice pack. His voice was steady and graceful, mixed with a natural concern: "It's three o'clock in the afternoon. You've been asleep since last night, and you still have a fever. The fever just subsided. How are you feeling now?"

Did you have a fever? Xie Lan subconsciously touched her forehead, it was cold, not hot anymore.

The male worm put everything on his face. He looked a little confused at this time, as if he didn't understand why the female worm came to care about him again, and said in a low voice, "It's good, it doesn't seem to be burning anymore."

"Well, the male worm's body is too fragile to use the female worm's special medicine, so I will help you with a few cold compresses, and the temperature will come down." : "Do you remember how you suddenly passed out last night?"

It's not your mental strength! Xie Lan dared not to speak, but said calmly, "I don't know, I was already in bed when I woke up, and I have no memory of what happened."

Jiang Zhibei showed a thoughtful expression at the right time: "That may be caused by the wind and the cold, coupled with emotional excitement."

Xie Lan was silent, and Jiang Zhibei was not annoyed: "Do you have any appetite? I haven't eaten for so long. Let me ask the home robot to help you cook some porridge suitable for digestion. Do you have any taste preferences?"

Unable to bear Jiang Zhibei's appearance of pretending that there was nothing wrong, the male worm suddenly breathed rapidly. But remembering Jiang Zhibei's sullen appearance last night, he still didn't dare to get angry, he could only turn his head in anger, so that the female worm could not see his face, and there was a slight cry in his tone: "No need, Lieutenant General, don't worry about me, go out!"

Jiang Zhibei stopped talking, but still sat beside the male's bed and didn't move.

The silence spread, and the male was terrified after realizing it, he turned his head, opened his mouth to make up for a few words, and suddenly looked at Shangjiangzhibei carefully.

That kind of eyes is very strange, like looking at a new and interesting species, with inquiry and presumptuousness.

But the male worm automatically understood this look as a threat. For a moment, he looked like a small animal caught by the back of his neck, shivering under the female worm's eyes, and added in a long-winded manner: "No, don't bother Lieutenant General. , I can…”

"Are you angry?" Jiang Zhibei asked suddenly.

The male was stunned, and then smiled dryly: "No, how could I give birth..."

"very sorry."

The female's sudden apology leaves the male stunned. Jiang Zhibei stared at the peach blossom eyes of the male insect with tears in his eyes, and said earnestly: "Yesterday I went too fast and forgot to give you the authority to open the villa. Now you have all the authority for it, no matter when you come back, the gate Always open to you."

Xie Lan groaned inwardly: "My wife lied to me again and returned all the permissions. I don't believe you will give me permission to open the basement!"

010: [If the permission is opened, you will probably become a part of the basement, the host. 】

Xie Lan immediately cut off communication with 010.

Jiang Zhibei was naturally unaware of the conversation in Xie Lan's head, and he continued: "...and, I apologize to you for the rudeness last night."

After just two days of getting along, Jiang Zhibei keenly caught the male worm's soft-hearted weakness, his voice was soft, with a subtle trembling and fragility that could easily be detected by the male worm: "You also know that our agreement is not Allowed by the Empire. Although you agreed to my request very kindly and tolerantly, I was always secretly worried that you would suddenly go back and report me to the Male Protection Association. Out of trust in you, I did not take measures to prevent you, So I felt betrayed when I found out you were gone yesterday, and I scared you because of it, and I'm so sorry."

Jiang Zhibei wisely expressed "I forgot to lock up the male worm" as "I didn't take precautions out of trust". If there was no plot, Xie Lan would have foolishly believed his wife. It's a pity that he holds his wife's secret, and he has already seen through his words.

But the play is still going to go up.

The male worm was clearly shaken, with a distressed and tangled expression on his face. Jiang Zhibei continued his efforts: "Please rest assured, I have fully understood your noble qualities. From now on, I will give you 100% trust. Can you give me a chance to change?"

The male turned his face in embarrassment again, this time not because he was angry, but at last hearing the female bewilderment and shyness after the confession, and some secret joy. He finally tightened the expression on his face, put on a cold look, and said, "Yes, let's see how you behave in the future."

Really naive and deceitful.

In a place like the stinky mud pond of the imperial family, such male insects can be raised?

A dark light flashed in Jiang Zhibei's eyes. Whether or not the male is as harmless and perfect as he appears, at least he will always be in his hands. If one day he suddenly finds out that the nature of the male is not as good as it is now...

Then change it to the way you like it.

He smiled at the male worm and stood up from the bed: "Then you have a good rest first, and I will let the home robot deliver the porridge later."

As soon as he turned around, the corner of his clothes was gently pulled.

The male worm who stretched out his hand and dragged Jiang Zhibei's cheeks flushed as if he was a little ashamed. He twisted for a while before he hesitantly asked, "How do you use your water heater?"

The author has something to say:

Xie Lan: In order to compensate my wife, I will order a takeaway meal for him!

A smart home robot that can cook as long as there are raw materials: ?

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