Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]

When Xie Lan asked this sentence, she actually wanted to take a bath from the bottom of her heart.

The reason is that yesterday he rubbed soil and grass in the woods, and after coming back with a fever, he sweated again, and now his body is sticky and uncomfortable.

But seeing Jiang Zhibei suddenly become a little weird, Xie Lan suddenly realized the ambiguity in his words. What's the difference between making excuses and playing hooligans?

Xie Lan originally wanted to stop and apologize immediately, but seeing that there was no special resistance on his wife's face, his mind suddenly became alive!

You know, he was on his way to pick up his wife at the airport before he was directly hit by a truck. At that time, his wife had been on a business trip for two months, and Xie Lan had been living for two months, and his eyes were so hungry that they seemed to be glowing green.

immediately! You can eat meat!

As a result, he was hit by a car head into this world, and his wife became the villain who hated males the most. Now I can only see but not touch, and maybe it will continue for a long time in the future. Thinking of this, Xie Lan can't help but feel sad.

Se Zhuang was cowardly. At this time, although Xie Lan knew that it was impossible for him to realize his wish on the spot, he still looked at his wife, who had not hugged and posted for many days, with anticipation and desire.

When Jiang Zhibei heard the male worm's question, his first reaction was that the male worm found an excuse to reveal his true nature.

But he quickly realized that the male worm in front of him was probably really just ignorant of using a water heater.

There is a high probability that when he was in the royal family, a special female worm would take care of everything for him. Usually, he even needed to feed it into his mouth.

Although this sounds outrageous, it is indeed the status quo of the vast majority of males in the empire. Like Xie Lan, who took the initiative to cook in the kitchen, and put it on other normal females, I am afraid that the poison will be eaten willingly.

Therefore, Jiang Zhibei quickly accepted the fact that the male worm would not use the water heater, and the gentle expression on his face remained unchanged: "I will call up the bathroom guide of the home system for you, and you will follow the instructions in the guide. All right."

When the male worm heard the words, he let go of his hand happily and waited obediently for Jiang Zhibei to call out a guide for him. Jiang Zhibei handed it to him after finishing the operation on the optical brain: "Please follow the guide, and if there is any problem, please press the emergency button."

Although theoretically there would be no problem with taking a bath, but according to the male's ability to take care of himself, he somewhat doubted whether the male would drown himself.

Seeing that the male worm began to read the guide attentively, Jiang Zhibei quietly went out and came to the study to deal with the affairs he had accumulated. He took leave today to take care of the male bug. Not only did all the work pile up, but Cecil sent more than 100 messages madly. The lines were full of his madness and disbelief.

"No, you really like that male? You even asked for leave for him!"

"Jiang Zhibei, talk back! When I broke both legs, you didn't want to care about me. Now that the male has a cold, you just ask for leave. You've forgotten your old love, right?"

Jiang Zhibei calmly read the first two, and clicked a blackout.

He started to process the documents, but as soon as he approved a few, he heard the siren beeping loudly at his hand, and kept repeating: "—The male worm pressed the emergency button, please deal with it quickly".

Jiang Zhibei's expression darkened, and he abruptly got up and went straight to the male worm's bedroom on the second floor. The bedroom door was closed, but nothing was heard inside.

Jiang Zhibei knocked on the door first, and called out tentatively, "Your Highness?"

There was no response after two seconds, Jiang Zhibei decisively opened the door with the key and broke in. The bed was strewn with the clothes that the male insect had just taken off and changed, and there were blurred shadows moving in the bathroom, and there was the sound of rushing water.

Jiang Zhibei hurried to the bathroom door, knocked on the frosted glass, and increased the volume: "His Royal Highness, how are you?"

Soon, a vague voice came from the bathroom, a little weak, as if to endure the pain: "My foot seems to be twisted, the bathtub is too slippery..."

Hearing the news of the male worm's injury, Jiang Zhibei said "offensive" in a deep voice, and slammed open the bathroom door.

The male worm sitting in the bathtub raised his eyes as if frightened, and looked at the female worm. Half of his body was immersed in warm water, and he was still wearing a white bathrobe. The straps were loose, revealing a delicate collarbone and a fair chest. At this time, the whole insect was moistened and hazy by the steaming heat in the bathroom. The female's heart beat faster.

But at the same time, because of the pain, the eye sockets and the tip of the nose of the male worm were red, and the originally handsome face became a bit pitiful. When he saw the female worm breaking into the door, he subconsciously hurriedly curled up in the water, and the female worm suddenly felt a mixed desire for pity and **** from the depths of his heart.

Realizing that his reaction was wrong, Jiang Zhibei deliberately lowered his eyes and asked in a warm voice, "Where did Your Highness twist it?"

The male sniffs and shoves one of his legs to the edge of the bathtub with his hands, showing the female where he's injured. At this time, the originally fair and slender ankle joint was red and swollen, looking very terrifying.

The male insect's injury was more serious than expected, Jiang Zhibei's face was solemn: "I'll take you out first, please don't move at will, it may aggravate the injury."

Hearing that, the male worm stretched out his arms obediently, in a posture waiting to be picked up, hiding the unstoppable trust of the female worm. Jiang Zhibei took a few steps forward, deliberately not looking at the exposed part of the male insect's body, wrapping his back with one hand and supporting the crook of his leg with the other, easily overcoming the resistance of the water, and carried the wet male out.

Xie Lan was very shy and looked forward to taking the opportunity to wrap her arms around his wife's neck, while making a coveted voice in his heart: "Wife is so physically strong in this world! I feel like I can try some poses that I haven't tried before!"

010: […]

010 grieved and made a critical voice: [Host! Don't do this! You really look like a hooligan now! 】

Xie Lan retorted honestly: "Can the matter with his wife be considered a hooligan!"

Jiang Zhibei naturally didn't know Xie Lan's inner activities. He smoothly took the male out of the bathroom and put it on the bed, then called the home robot to bring up the medicine box and ice pack.

The male worm seems to have a troubled physique, and he has suffered several injuries in just a few days. After Jiang Zhibei applied the ointment, he gently applied an ice pack to his ankle. The male worm shivered in pain, but he held back his foot and let Jiang Zhibei continue to deal with it.

Can the male worms pampered by the royal family be so sensible and able to bear the pain?

Jiang Zhibei had a vague guess in his heart.

When he looked up at the male again, sure enough, he started to sniff, looking at his ankle, and asked in a low voice, "Will I be lame?"

"Will not."

Jiang Zhibei sighed lightly, and finally wrapped the male worm's ankle with gauze, and at the same time instructed in a warm voice: "But Your Highness, don't walk around freely these days, if you need anything, you must call the home robot to help you complete the meal, too. Eat in bed."

The male worm immediately made a fatal need: "But what if I haven't finished bathing?"

"Let the home robot..." Jiang Zhibei choked in the middle of his words, because the home robot does not have the function of bathing insects. Although it can help clean small animals, such a method is still too rough for males with delicate skin. some.

After being silent for a while, he changed his words smoothly: "You can bear it for a while, and after a few days your feet feel better, you can wash them."

The male worm suddenly wrinkled his face: "But I'm so dirty right now. I just soaked it in water and didn't wash anything."

Troubled cleanliness male.

Jiang Zhibei didn't realize that his bottom line was gradually being conquered by the male worm. The corners of his lips became stiff with a smile. mouth.

"Since that's the case..." Jiang Zhibei finally compromised, "Can I give you a little scrubbing?"

The male worm's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly nodded in agreement.

Jiang Zhibei would never have imagined that one day he would be willing to scrub a male worm's body. However, the male worm's expression was particularly upright and innocent, which gradually weakened his suspicion and defense.

But Jiang Zhibei had never taken care of the male worm, so he had to go to the star network to find some experience on how to help the male worm to wash his body.

After entering the search item "How to help the male worm scrub the body", Xingwang suddenly popped up a bunch of related links, but they were basically "how to serve the male lord in the bath", "where the male lord's body is the most sensitive" and so on. post.

Jiang Zhibei closed the post with a dark face, and released Cecil from the blacklist: "How do I wash the male bug?"

Cecil responded with three question marks at the speed of light: "???"

Jiang Zhibei was more relaxed in front of the familiar worms, and he took off his disguise accordingly. He was a little impatient: "Don't talk nonsense, didn't you say that you helped the male worm take a bath on a whim? Come on."

"Do you want to wash like me? Then find a thicker tube, connect it with cold water, and just wash it directly at the male worm, just like washing the edible star beast." Cecil followed closely and asked: "Do you want to put Are the males cleaned and pheromone extracted?"

Useless experience. Jiang Zhibei silently dragged Cecil into the blacklist again, pondered for a while, but decided to follow his own method.

With hot water in the bathroom, the female puts in a soft new towel and soaks it until it becomes a hot towel. White and slender fingers wring out the towel, and then carefully fold it into a square quadrilateral.

Seeing Jiang Zhibei walking out of the bathroom with a towel in his hand, the male worm immediately took off his bathrobe, revealing his slender upper body.

His body is smooth, with all the pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles. The two red dots on his chest rise and fall with his breathing. Jiang Zhibei just glanced at them and quickly passed them by. But the male worm still has a good figure and doesn't know it, and there is only expectation in his eyes that he will be able to take a bath.

Xie Lan can be said to be extremely confident in her figure. Countless times when he asked his wife what she liked the most about him on a whim, she would spit out the words "your face and body" without thinking eight times out of ten.

Although Xie Lan was saddened for a long time by his wife looking at her face like this, but when she thought that she was in a good mood at first, she immediately calmed down, and since then she has become a fitness enthusiast, vowing to keep her figure intact.

Today's wife has never been attacked by beauty, Xie Lan is very confident that he will definitely be fascinated by his perfect body!

The author has something to say:

Xie Lan's wife is not actually looking at her face, there is a reason for saying so (

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