Conquering The World With One Piece

A tall and obese woman entered the night lounge. She had long wavy black hair and freckles on her cheeks. She wore a white cowgirl hat with a large red plume and a blue captain's coat.

My nose wrinkled when I recognized it was Alvida before she ate the Smooth-Smooth fruit. 'Why am I encountering so many canon characters today,' I wondered.

"Stop her!"

Multiple bouncers charged at Alvida, who just stared at them blankly with indifference.

"All of you, stop dirtying my bludgeon!"

She swung her oversized spiked club like a baseball bat, knocking out all the expensive security hired for the night.

"Thisss is Magnus Leo's territory, you're…. makinggg a big mistake by being here" One of the remaining bouncers said, his voice shivering.

Woosh…Thud… The bouncer was sent flying across the room with another swing from Alvida.

"This Leo Magnus has clearly not heard about me then. You should all be thankful to see the most beautiful thing in all of the seas."

Many people had to hold back from puking, when they heard Alvida call herself 'the most beautiful thing in all of the seas.'

'Alvida is heavily underestimating me', I chuckled at how unafraid she was.

Just as I was about to enter the fray, Zoro leapt out of the booth and faced Alvida. Zoro didn't say anything as he prepared his Santoryu, three-sword style.

Alvida was looking at Zoro with an amused expression, surprised that a child dared to face her.

"Brat, do you want to die?"

"Hum, I have to pay for all the free booze and food someone got me. Now fight me you hag!"

Alvida's nostrils flared at his statement. She immediately threw her heavy iron mace like a boomerang towards Zoro. I was sure Zoro could easily avoid it and expected an entertaining win from him when... Boom… contrary to all my predictions, Zoro got struck head on and heavily injured from the strike.

Alvida spat at Zoro's injured body and said, "I'll come back and finish you after I find out who this Leo Magnus is."

I was confused at Zoro's loss at first, but then Kenbunshoku Haki solved my confusion. I could detect the life of one-person some distance behind Zoro. It was a petite sickly girl who may have been hit if Zoro decided to dodge the mace. I smiled bitterly as I finally understood what made Zoro stay.

"Ahhhh…" Shrieks echoed in the hall as many people started running towards the exit for their life. The only people remaining conscious in the lounge were now Alvida and me. I walked straight towards her, without blinking an eye.

When I was finally in her range of her mace, she asked "You're Leo, right. I can spare you if you answer who's the most beautiful person in all of the seas?"

"I don't know, maybe the m.a.t.u.r.e Nico Robin or the mermaid, Shirahoshi. Can you just stop asking people's fetishes by the way?"

Alvida swung her iron mace at me with her full strength… Swooosh

While I could have easily dodged her attack with my speed, why bother. Buzz…The mace went past me like I was made of air.

"Im… that's impossible!! My bludgeon!"

Alvida's stepped back with her eyes frozen in fear.

I didn't talk any further, and just raised my hand. 5 Million Volt Vari…! A live electric current ran course through Alvida's body, frying her body from inside and out.

"You are a devil…."

Alvida murmured, her voice faint and weak. She collapsed right after with serious second- & third-degree burns.

**

It was night on the same day. I was about to shut my eyes when… Creak, my mom walked in while wearing a revealing night-gown.

"Swallow...! Mom, how many times have I told you that you shouldn't sleep with me."

My mom's face sulked, and she pointed at Nami who was sleeping on one of my arms. "Why's she sleeping with you then?"

"She's just a lonely kid who misses her mom. This is different!"

"Hmph, you don't care about your mom's feelings at all. I heard you were out there in bars, fighting people. What will I do if you get hurt?"

My mom puffed up her cheeks and went all the way to the far side of the bed to reveal her 'anger.' She was so cute that I couldn't help but scooch towards her side and hug her from behind.

"I love you mom. I promise I won't get myself hurt"

I kissed her cheeks, resulting in a wide smile forming on her face.

"Aww, you are so cute, my sweetie. Let your mom give you a few kisses too."

I would have tried to resist, but my heart did not allow me after I saw her alluring face and lips tremble from worrying too much about me.

She gave me a few pecks on my cheeks at first, but then she took further advantage as she plastered her lips against mine.

After mom did that, I pushed her away weakly. But she just opened her mouth and showed the tip of her tongue, coming right back in with even more force.

She pried my mouth open and started hastily l.i.c.k.i.n.g the insides of my mouth. My tongue subconsciously responded to hers and I started l.i.c.k.i.n.g her tongue and tasting her saliva. My rasped breathing rhymed with hers as we greedily tasted each other's mouth.

Soon I grabbed on to a part of my mom's body to push her away with a little more force. I had to separate us before we went further.

Right then, I noticed my mom was blushing heavily as my hand had grabbed onto a round, soft, and squishy body part. A large string of saliva was left between us as we looked at each other with moist eyes.

"Ahh… you're such a child, sweetie."

My heart trembled from looking at such a cute expression from mom, and I couldn't resist pulling her tightly into my embrace. I used my devilish fingers to dig into her big, silky b.r.e.a.s.ts. 'Let Satin guide my hands,' I thought.

Uhmm, Uah… My mom wanted to m.o.a.n in p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e, but I closed her mouth with mine. I couldn't allow her to wake the sleeping Nami up. I squeezed her b.r.e.a.s.ts tightly in various shapes and forms, enjoying watching her expressions as she desperately tried to hold her voice.

Seeing she was about to climax; I pinched her n.i.p.p.l.e suddenly and bit her tongue. Her whole body froze, and then shuddered with the intense pain and p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e.

Gasp, Gasp… After my mom climaxed, she was hugging me and breathing heavily. I noticed moisture built outside her genital area and I pulled up her nightgown…

"Smooch, Smooch… Not there, sweetie… Huff, Huff…. Oh, before I forget. There's some shady boy named Zoro, right outside the mansion. I told him that my sweetie and I will be sleeping together now, but he still chose to stay."

Just before I was about to slide my fingers inside her, she informed me about Zoro outside. I panicked and pushed her away immediately.

"M-mom, how m-many times have I told you not to call me sweetie or say such scandalous stuff in front of outsiders!" I whispered, my ears completely red.

My mom just giggled and went to sleep. I calmed myself and ran outside to meet Zoro.

**

Outside the mansion, Zoro and I were once again exchanging pleasantries.

"Hi Zoro, I see you're back on your feet already! Oh, and ignore what my mom told you. Hahaha." My face was sweating bullets as I hoped Zoro didn't think I had a mom complex.

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I did hear that you saved me Leo. I just wanted to thank you and say that I'll return the favor one day"

With a little awkwardness, Zoro moved his hand to shake mine. Whew… my brows relaxed, and I grabbed his hands.

"Don't talk like that. We're friends now, aren't we? I'm sure you'll become the greatest swordsman one day!"

Zoro looked at me with a smile for a second, before he went back to his usual stern and serious face.

Growl… Suddenly, Zoro's stomach expressed its wishes. He was weird in the sense that the amount of food he ate was proportional to how injured he was.

"Come inside and let's get you some more food already! You need to heal!"

While I was leading Zoro to my kitchen, I hummed in delight due to some extra notifications.

[You defeated Alvida… A total of 1 free attribute point is awarded.]

[You have gained Zoro's favor… A total of 1 free attribute point is awarded.]