Counterattack Into a Male God

"Hey, Dad, here is a list..."

The young girl at the front desk who was visiting the webpage of ‘Youjia Food Tea’ suddenly yelled.

The fat boss, who was shaking a large spoon across the bright window, shivered, almost buckled the large spoon in his hand on the face of Ji Yanzhi who was cutting vegetables.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

The fat boss grunted in annoyance: "Little girl, what are you crying and howling, see what scared our elder nephew."

Ji Yanzhi, the big nephew in the mouth of the fat boss: "..."

"Cousin is not scared yet!"

The little girl at the front desk also grunted unconvincingly, and quickly waved her paw and said, "Dad, look at this order, do you think we will accept it or not?"

The fat boss took off his apron and walked to the lobby, answering as he walked. "Pick it up, why not pick it up!"

"The delivery address is the crematorium village!"

"Hiss~~Girl, what are you talking about?"

The fat boss stopped suddenly. After a while, he used his short, fat fingers to dig out his ears with some uncertainty: "Huh? Crematorium village, is there this village around Anyue City?"

The little girl also had a dazed face, and she didn't understand: "I know that there is a crematorium in the northern suburbs of the city, but I don't know if there is a crematorium in the village."

"Maybe the address was wrong!" At this time, Ji Yanzhi also walked out of the kitchen, leaning against the door and said: "I remember the crematorium on the northern outskirts of the city. I went to deliver the takeaway. There seems to be a crematorium nearby. Village, but not on Google Maps."

"Is there? But I don't think it is because the address is wrong! I ask this customer first."

The little girl affirmed Ji Yanzhi's cousin's statement, and immediately contacted the customer who placed the order and asked him if he had filled in the delivery address incorrectly.

[That's right. In the crematorium village, go to the crematorium on the northern outskirts of the city and ask the guardian to find out. The crematorium village is not far from there. 】

The little girl looked at the reply message in a daze, "Brother, he said the address is correct."

Ji Yanzhi walked to the little girl's side, stared at the chat window on the phone, and then said, "What meal did he order?"

"Boiled chicken with soy sauce, fried pork liver, braised pig's feet with cloud beans, sweet and sour fish, braised pork...Oh, it's all meat dishes."

"Have you paid?"

"paid."

The little girl replied, and then asked:

"Brother, are you going to send it?"

Ji Yanzhi nodded and told his uncle to go back to the kitchen to cook.

Braised chicken with soy sauce and pig's trotters stewed with cloud beans are all cooked in a pressure cooker. It only takes 20 minutes. Whether it is stewed chicken with soy sauce or stewed pig's trotters with cloud beans, they are overcooked and full of fragrant flavor.

The little girl quickly packed other dishes, and when Ji Yanzhi was riding a motorcycle to go to deliver the food, she stuffed Ji Yanzhi with an apple.

"Brother, you have to pad the road first."

Ji Yanzhi messed up the little girl's long hair with his free hand, then took the takeaway, and ran to the northern suburbs of the city on a motorcycle. If there is no traffic jam, he will arrive at the crematorium on the northern outskirts of the city in about 20 minutes, and then ask the grandfather to find out how to get to the crematorium village.

In Ji Yanzhi's life, his father is a Taoist priest with a bucket full of water, and his mother, the sister of the fat boss, is an elementary school teacher.

The encounter between the two is very romantic, completely in line with the kind of romance that heroes save the beauty and fall in love with heroes at first sight.

It took only one year for the two of them to meet and get married to have children, and they completed the two major things in life.

At this speed, Dad Ji’s classmates, without exception, attended Ji Yanzhi’s full moon banquet with admiration, and then everyone was playing together. Only Ji Yanzhi was hugged by the firefighters who dealt with the gas leak and explosion. Fat boss.

The wisher in this life is a baby who has just reached the full moon, and his biggest wish is to live well, and it is best to live a hundred years, so Ji Yanzhi's two decades have been passed away, except occasionally because of his "family history". For this reason, it's a little bit nagging, and it's pretty ordinary most of the time.

After all, he didn't even "take the exam" for college. Once he graduated from high school, he entered the shop opened by his uncle to help with chores and deliver food. Aren't the days going pretty ordinary.

[Didi, Didi. Manual call. Brother, are you there? 】

Ji Yanzhi, who was waiting for the traffic lights, obviously felt the mobile phone in his clothes pocket vibrate. He took it out and took a look. Good guy, in one minute, the little girl sent him ten identical messages.

【exist. What's the matter? 】

['You are hungry' takeaway online, there are several takeaway orders, all of them are sent to the crematorium village. They are all under different restaurants, and the dishes are also different. The owner of the other store knew that you took the order and ran over there, so he asked you to go to their store and take the takeaway. 】

Ji Yanzhi was a little surprised, but at this time the red light was already on. Ji Yanzhi could only ride his beloved scooter and had a voice call with the little girl without traffic jams.

Ji Yanzhi's voice message asked the little girl to report to him the names of the shops that also took orders.

The little girl quickly reported the call to Ji Yanzhi through her voice.

When Ji Yanyi heard it, he was even more surprised. Because the few shops that took orders are all in the north of the city, Ji Yanzhi will continue to ride on his bike and hardly need to change the route, so he can take the takeaway and send it to the crematorium village together.

"This is a coincidence. Tsk, I hope the owner who orders so many meat dishes is a living creature."

Ji Yanzhi twitched his mouth lightly, and then continued to ride his beloved scooter to the destination.

Just walking around like this, picking up takeaways from a few stores halfway through, Ji Yanzhi actually arrived at the crematorium on the northern outskirts of Anyue City in twenty minutes.

At this time, the crematorium’s business was just right. The people in black and plain clothes had all their faces down and barely saw a smiling face, but the radio music was played very joyously. It was actually "Walk Out of Style", this... I have to let Ji Yanzhi admire that the staff who broadcast the radio are personal talents.

The doorman was tall and thin, and he was fierce at first glance. Ji Yanzhi politely asked the uncle guarding the door hello, "Uncle, do you know where the crematorium village is? I will deliver the food."

The fierce uncle drooped his triangular eyes, and didn't even look at Ji Yan.

"Go out of the gate and turn left for five hundred meters. There is a street sign. You can walk another mile or so along the street sign and you will see the crematorium village."

"Thank you, uncle."

Thanks, Ji Yanzhi returned to the motorcycle and turned left after exiting the gate of the crematorium, and soon he reached the street sign with a clear sign in front of the doorman. Ji Yanzhi continued to follow the instructions on the street signs, and after walking about a mile, he saw the crematorium village with a large plaque hanging at the entrance of the village.

The village is quaint and old, and very quiet.

This is very wrong. In an ancient village so well preserved, apart from the occasional voices and the rustling of wind blowing leaves, there is no other sound.

Ji Yanzhi took off his helmet and parked the motorcycle at the entrance of the village at will. Then, he untied the large meals that had been specially made into an incubator behind the motorcycle, carried them with his left and right hands, and swaggered into the village like this.

At this time, the voice became clearer,

One of them was crying loudly, as if talking next to his ear.

"Girl, you said I was so bitter! I have been with your dad for decades, and in the end the news of his death was told to me."

Ji Yanzhi:...

The sudden madness almost flashed his old waist.

This auntie is really—

It wasn't someone else who told her husband's death, could it be her husband who told her personally after he died?

Ji Yanzhi didn't understand the logic very well, so he pretended not to hear it, and asked politely: "Excuse me, is it the takeaway you ordered?"

The aunt stopped crying immediately, her eyes were so swollen that she looked at Ji Yanzhi like a steamed bun.

"What are you talking about?"

"Take-out." Ji Yanzhi raised the take-out that he held on his left and right hands. "The delivery address is No. 13, Group 3, Crematorium Village. Madam, isn't it No. 13 in Group 3, my madam."

"I am number 14 here."

The auntie looked at Ji Yanzhi suspiciously, and pointed to the next door:

"The 13th is next door."

Ji Yanzhi raised his head in shock and looked at the blue house number hanging on the entrance of the courtyard. It was clearly written "Crematorium Village 3 Group No. 13," and the next door was No. 14. This blatantly said that he had found the wrong place. No, it's not because you want to fall back on the bill.

At this time, the auntie's daughter seemed to have just reacted, and immediately took the fast food that Ji Yanzhi was carrying with her fluffy paws.

"Brother, don't mind, my mother is overwhelmed by my dad's death, and her mind is confused. I ordered these things." After speaking, she raised the same fluffy face and directed at Ji Yanzhi sweet. Smile.

If it's an ordinary person, you can't say that you will be severely startled, and then ran away. But Ji Yanzhi is not an ordinary person, he is an almighty takeaway brother, who has never seen anything. She immediately asked her to confirm the receipt of the goods with a very calm expression, and said that if she is satisfied with the food delivery service, please give a five-star praise.

"Satisfied and satisfied, this time the speed of delivery of the food is really fast, I used to have to wait at least two hours to receive it." The little girl nodded as if she didn't know her image at this time was scary. : "By the way, brother, which store do you have, I will specialize in ordering your takeaway in the future."

"There is good food."

Ji Yanzhi reported the name of the store, leaving a sentence, please enjoy it slowly, and then walked towards the entrance of the village.

The process was as smooth as entering the village. After a while, Ji Yanzhi left the village and rode away on a motorcycle parked at the entrance of the village.

It was so strange that Ji Yanyi left, the originally dark sky, which seemed to be raining at any time, suddenly opened, and suddenly it was said to be clear and cloudless. It was as if there were some spirits in secret, I was playing with Ji Yan, deliberately watching his reaction.