Counterattack Into a Male God

The weather changes are a bit strange, and most people will not feel cold in their hearts when they run into it, but who is Ji Yan?

It’s a takeaway guy who is very ‘sniffing’ at a certain time during the week. You can expect him to be scared. Or can there be any strange reactions?

Just taking a casual glance, which can be called a weird sky, Ji Yanzhi rode his beloved motorcycle and continued to run.

But today should be an unfavorable day to travel. Just when Ji Yanzhi was riding his beloved motorcycle and passing by the crematorium, he saw that the car in front seemed to be out of control and slammed into the **** of the car ahead. Due to the strong impact force, the car in front immediately flipped half a circle in the air, and slammed into the green belt in the middle of the road with the roof down.

"Fuck, hit the demon demon spirit quickly."

Facing this sudden scene, people passing by were all stunned. All the vehicles on this road came to a halt after a long distance. The passenger driver almost subconsciously took out his cell phone and dialed Yao Yaoling.

Ji Yanzhi parked the motorcycle on the side of the road, rushed over without thinking, and at an extremely keen speed, he hugged the little girl who had been battered and had a weak breath, sitting in the back parking space, and then he was ready to make persistent efforts to drive the driver. And when the passengers sitting in the co-pilot position were also dragged out, most of the damaged cars began to leak oil.

Regarding his own life as the most important, Ji Yanzhi could only protect himself first, and he fell down and watched a sudden explosion of a car not far away.

The pedestrian who was close to Ji Yanzhi did the same. After the explosion, the pedestrians who had only recovered for a long time looked at each other, feeling that things were too impermanent.

Some people started to dial 120, someone helped Ji Yanzhi who seemed to have a bruise on his face, and some people began to pinch the little girl who was lucky enough to be rescued by Ji Yanzhi to prevent her from passing out. There is no way to do this, and I don’t know what’s going on today. Whether it’s the first Yao Yaoling police call in the event of a car accident or the 120 ambulance call after the explosion, there is no evidence of the Yao Yaoling license plate hanging. The police car or emergency vehicle with 120 first aid arrived.

"A young lady who likes to make small videos said on the Internet that the road from the city to the northern outskirts of the city is all jammed, and the traffic will not be cleared until the hour."

Knowing that her cousin was "trapped" in the north of the city, the younger sister quickly called to inquire about the details and told that the road was congested. For a while, neither the police car nor the ambulance would be able to come.

"Okay, brother, it's okay. I'll be back soon."

Ji Yanzhi hung up the phone and then focused on the little girl he rescued.

The little girl was badly hurt, and her whole body was filled with a black air that could not be noticed by ordinary people. Under the action of the two, the little girl's breathing gradually tended to be non-existent.

Ji Yanzhi thought for a while, and simply saved the person to the end, from the backpack he carried, he took out a set of silver needles gleaming with cold light, and put them on the little girl whose breathing was gradually weakening.

It is also magical. This is mainly thought by the onlookers. After a few ‘random’ pricks, the little girl’s already weak breathing gradually smoothed out, and even after a while, the little girl woke up faintly.

This is a scene seen by ordinary people. In the eyes of Ji Yanzhi, who has a clever eye, the silver needle pierced the little girl's body, and the black air, which was already thick as a black cloth, radiated into the air along with the tip of the silver needle. Disappear in the invisible.

"Is there any water?" Ji Yanzhi rubbed his knees that were a little numb because of his squatting posture, and said to the enthusiastic aunt who pinched the little girl earlier. "Feed the little girl with water. After a while, I won't feel the pain when the needle is closed."

Upon hearing this, the onlookers hurriedly handed the mineral water bottle in their hands to the enthusiastic aunt, who fed the little girl water.

After a while, about half an hour later, Ji Yanzhi removed the silver needles from the little girl's body one by one, and put them back on the cloth. At this time, the little girl's energy had recovered a little, and she thanked Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi smiled, but asked the little girl: "Do you still feel nauseous."

When the car was hit and rolled about half a circle, the girl's head should have hit the glass window heavily. Fortunately, she didn't get an intracranial hemorrhage, just a concussion. But a concussion always feels like vomiting.

The little girl nodded and shook her head, and said in a small voice: "It was a bit at the beginning, but now it's gone. Thank you, brother."

"Then you should rest with your aunt first, and wait for the police uncle to come, you know."

The little girl hummed, she nestled in the arms of the enthusiastic aunt, motionless and looked very well-behaved.

The aunt pityed this little girl who hadn't even realized that her parents probably had no bones left. She hugged the little girl as if coaxing her own child, especially kind and kind.

In this way, it took another half an hour before police cars, fire trucks and ambulances arrived.

Since the crematorium is not far away, after the fire truck extinguished the flames from the explosion, the two pieces that had been burnt into coke were stored nearby in the ice vault where the corpses were stored in the crematorium.

The police and the traffic police began to investigate the cause of the accident. Upon learning that the takeaway brother Ji Yanzhi was brave and rescued the girl in time, the police gave Ji Yanzhi a great compliment. Like the blogger who uploaded the video in time, he commented that Ji Yanzhi is the most beautiful in Anyue City. , Not the most handsome takeaway boy.

Faced with such praise and evaluation, Ji Yanzhi accepted it frankly.

But this has had a consequence:

In the years to come, delivering food to the crematorium village has almost become its own special line.

Because apart from Ji Yanzhi, the other takeaway boys running the crematorium village route are more or less a bit of a problem. They either encounter ghosts hitting the wall and always go around in circles in one place, or they encounter all kinds of things. Can speak human words, but there are no human-like animals...

The other takeaway brothers actually didn't know it, and Ji Yanzhi often encountered ghosts hitting walls and becoming refined animals. It’s just a good saying that ghosts are afraid of evil people. Ji Yanzhi is neither a good nor a bad person, but he can be regarded as a nagging boss in this world. The ghosts he encounters who want to play pranks will only be viciously countered. After a meal, let the ghost understand what is the truth of being a good ghost.

As for the refined animals...

After Ji Yanzhi ran a few takeaways to the crematorium village, he understood that there are basically no living people in the crematorium village. If the villagers inside are lonely ghosts who cannot be reborn immediately after death, or are they the five great folk immortals . As far as Ji Yanzhi's first time to deliver the food, the girl with a face, whose surname is Huang, is a fool of the Huangdaxian clan, one of the five great immortals in the folk.

The reason why she is said to be a fool is because she is responsible for the takeout in the whole village.

Also, because of poor academic skills, even the human appearance can’t be maintained, the takeaway brothers who had no choice but to make a living before Ji Yanzhi were scared almost invariably, and finally came across a “customer is God”. ', as long as the payment is paid to the five-star praise Ji Yanzhi, everything is easy to say, can't you specify that Ji Yanzhi's courageous takeaway brother will send it exclusively.

On this day, the uncle’s fat boss went to the post office to send money to his grandmother and grandpa in his hometown. He asked the younger sister to look after the store.

"No. Dad, I have a handicap, are you sure you want me to cook?"

The fat boss also looked at the little girl strangely: "What did I let you cook? I told your brother to let him watch the cooking."

"Dad, just use your brother as a superman. Be careful, if grandma knows it, she wants to whisper to you again."

The fat boss is even more weird: "I raised Ah Yan as my own son. As a son, shouldn't I learn the skills that his father depends on for a living? Ayan, do you think you should learn how to cook with your uncle."

Ji Yanzhi smiled helplessly: "You father and daughter are arrogant and don't involve me. One is my uncle and the other is my cousin. It's not appropriate for me to help anyone."

"Little slippery."

The fat boss took a look at the time and found that the post office was already open, so he didn't want to talk to his daughter and nephew. He hurriedly grabbed his coat and left the restaurant. The fat on his body trembled with his movements. Son, it caused the little girl who was the front desk and waiter in front of the store to cover her mouth and snickered.

"Uncle, he seems to be getting fatter recently."

"No." The little girl said hesitantly: "Dad's weight is still 180!"

Ji Yanzhi sneered: "You see he only looks like one hundred and eight, I'm afraid it's more than two hundred!"

The little girl heard the words and thought about it for a while, and found that in terms of her father's current plump appearance, it seemed that it was indeed more than two hundred catties. For a while, I don’t know how to describe the entanglement in her heart, because her father is not only high in cholesterol or heart disease...

Being so fat is really bad for your body.

"Brother, we have to think of a way."

It’s not that he can’t afford a fat dad, but that his body has really reached the limit of his body. If it weren’t for Ji Yanzhi’s dilute weight loss pills from time to time, it’s not like the fat boss now doesn’t need to walk, but instead uses rolling. Of it.

Ji Yanzhi scratched his hair, feeling a mess in his heart. "What can I do? Let uncle drink weight-loss tea? Believe it or not, as soon as you speak, your uncle will show you Meng Jiangnv crying on the Great Wall. By the way, since my aunt left, he has been a father and a mother and repeated our brother and sister's hard work. Say it a hundred times."

"..." The little girl made up the picture, and suddenly hit a joke. "...I called my grandma and asked them to come over to supervise Dad's weight loss. You must know that apart from his mother, Dad is most afraid of grandma."

Ji Yanzhi also thinks this method is very good, but since the fat boss has already ran to the post office to remit money to the grandpa and grandma in his hometown, Ji Yanzhi means that he will wait until grandpa and grandma receive the remitted money before giving it to grandpa and grandma. Said that the fat boss was not obedient, and behind their backs they secretly ate a few dozen kilograms of fat.

Obviously knowing that I am fat when I drink water, but I am not taboo. But it really broke their cousins.

At this time, there was a sound of ‘didi’ from the mobile phone, which was a reminder to remind someone to place an order online.

The little girl opened it and found that it was an order from a second-year high school student named Huang Yuelan in the second middle school of the city.

"Fifteen yuan a meat and a vegetarian box lunch forty." The little girl pondered how to Ji Yan: "Brother, nine out of ten students in the same class bought together. After all, buying this way can save one portion. Two dollars!"

"You take the order, I'm going to cook." As he said, Ji Yanzhi put on his apron and went into the kitchen to cook.

The little girl gave an ‘OK’ gesture, quickly took the order, and then went into the kitchen to help choose the dishes. By the way, when Ji Yanzhi quickly cooked the dishes, she looked for the dishes in the white plastic boxes.

The dishes of "Yu Jia Shi Liao", whether made by the fat boss or Ji Yanzhi, taste quite good, and they are also honest people in business. Just like this time, if you order a large amount and the same, for example, a box lunch of meat and vegetables, it will not save trouble. Only two large pot dishes that are exactly the same will be fried, but five or six kinds of people who eat the same but different It all depends on luck.

When Ji Yanzhi started to pack the fried meat and vegetables in two white plastic boxes, Ji Yanzhi also used a white plastic box to pack the rice. By the way, free pickled mustard greens were cut into shreds and spread on the rice. Put the free seaweed egg drop soup just cooked in a plastic bowl. Then a fast food box lunch is tied with a plastic pocket, and then the portion is put into a large plastic pocket, and then put into a special incubator on the rear seat frame of the motorcycle.

"If there are orders, wait until my brother comes back to say if you can't pick them up."

Ji Yanzhi can be regarded as afraid of the little girl. He is afraid that the kitchen killer will not think about it for a while. He has to go to the kitchen to make contributions to the family. So this sentence, Ji Yanzhi said, is a heart-warming one. The little girl's face suddenly turned red.

"Brother, how can I be that stupid." The little girl pursed her mouth unconvincedly, and retorted: "I just didn't use skill points for cooking. I...washing vegetables, washing is still very good."

"Well, you wash the vegetables well."

Ji Yanzhi sneered and laughed, then put on his helmet and rode on his beloved motorcycle, and drove in the direction of City No. 2 Middle School.

There are a total of three public high schools in Anyue City that are listed in the province, the city's first middle school, the city's second middle school, and the city's third middle school.

Both the City No. 2 Middle School and City No. 3 Middle School are ordinary high schools. Both the admission rate and the source of enrollment are not as high as those of the City No. 1 Middle School, and the place is relatively remote. It is said that there were mass graves before liberation. To the identity of the person.

Generally speaking, schools built in such places are the easiest to be haunted in the supernatural plane. In fact, it is also the case that the haunting of schools in the City No. 2 Middle School basically occupies the top of the top ten myths in Anyue City every year.

Among them, the one-eyed monster who likes to spy on girls in the female toilet, and the black-haired female ghost who likes to wander around the campus looking for a confession from a handsome little brother are repeated a hundred times, each time it will cause a sensational ‘good’ story.

When Ji Yanzhi arrived, the originally clear sky was suddenly shrouded in dark clouds. The wind and rain made Ji Yanzhi speechlessly took out his phone and sent a message to the little brother who had already started urging to ask how to pay for it. Huang Yuelan, who was not coming, asked her to come out and sign for it.

Huang Yuelan: Brother, can't you send it in?

Ji Yanzhi: I also went in to relive the good life on campus, but the doorman did not allow it.

Huang Yuelan: Huh, but I am a weak woman who is five feet tall and has no power to bind a chicken. There are so many spicy lunches, the little girl is really helpless.

Ji Yanzhi: Although Xiaosheng is seven feet tall, he has no martial arts skills and has not gotten rid of the guardian uncle's abilities, so he can only ask Huang Xiaozhu to call the strong guards of the same class to come to the school gate to get the lunch.

Huang Yuelan:...... Hey, I seem to have finally found my opponent. (Fisting) Little brother, the little girl should bow down.

Ji Yanzhi received his mobile phone and waited at the school gate for a while, until Huang Yuelan led the two boys in the class and walked over to the school gate.

Ji Yanzhi kept staring at them until the third of them came to the front, blinking as if a little uncomfortable, took out the forty lunch boxes that were still kept in the incubator and handed them to the two boys.

"Generally, the entrance guard will be opened at 12 o'clock." Huang Yuelan explained to Ji Yanzhi: "This is so convenient for day students, so I have to trouble my little brother for a long time."

Ji Yanzhi looked at the time, at 11:30, he couldn't help laughing.

"You guys have lunch early."

"The main reason is that the last class today is physical education, and the head teacher is strangely not occupied, so..." Huang Yuelan shrugged, her voice deliberately low, pretending to be mysterious, "Also, the food in our school cafeteria is special. It's unpalatable and expensive. Anyway, I would rather eat box lunch than canteen food."

This is true, Ji Yanzhi has no need to interrupt at all.

Ji Yanzhi waited for Huang Yuelan to finish, and left a sentence of "If you are satisfied, please give a five-star praise", and turned on the motorcycle.

At this moment, the dark and gloomy firmament finally appeared abnormal. Accompanied by a sudden roar, a bolt of lightning about the thickness of an electric pile struck the empty playground, which immediately triggered the sight of this scene. People were amazed.

"Which warrior ran to our city's No. 2 Middle School to cross the robbery!"

Ji Yanzhi meaningfully looked at something in the middle of the playground that had been smashed to nothing but gray, and rarely spoke: "Can't you be struck by lightning because you have done a bad thing?"

Huang Yuelan blinked her eyes, "Maybe," she was about to continue talking, when she suddenly felt a cold and cold that did not know where she was hitting her, causing her to sneez several times, until Ji Yanzhi was left. She finally got rid of the cold when the two male classmates handed her the unfinished box lunch.

Huang Yuelan subconsciously thanked him, and after watching Ji Yan get into the car with the two male classmates, he later realized that his reaction was slow and said: "This little brother is really handsome, but he feels very familiar. what!"

One of the male classmates glanced at Huang Yuelan and spit out: "Huang Yuelan, how do I think that as long as the handsome little brother, you will say that you feel very familiar!"

Huang Yuelan rolled her eyes neatly, ignoring the complaints made by this relatively close male classmate to her. She really felt that the little brother who delivered the food was very familiar this time, as if they had not met for the first time, but had met many people.

Huang Yuelan didn’t know why she felt this way, but she couldn’t think of why, so Huang Yuelan didn’t care about it. It was the same as carrying two male classmates with neatly packed, convenient disposable chopsticks, napkins and other gifts. The missing forty lunches passed by the faintly smelly playground and returned to the classroom building where the class was located.

After Ji Yanzhi went back, he did not receive any more orders, so the daytime on this day was rather leisurely.

The fat boss who went to the post to send money returned to the restaurant at about 4:30. After coming back, he drank two bottles of beer under the stare of the little girl, and then at 5:30 for dinner, another person did it alone. I bought a roast duck and half a roast goose. Ji Yanzhi's brows were immediately frowned by the look of gorging himself.

"Uncle, drink water."

Ji Yanzhi got up, poured a glass of boiled water for the fat boss himself, and motioned him to drink it.

The plain boiled water is boiled with authentic tap water. The water is very clean and contains almost no impurities. But the moment he saw this glass of plain boiled water, the fat boss instinctively resisted it.

"I want to eat meat, not water."

When the fat boss refused, he extended his fat paw to the other half of the roast goose.

The little girls were stunned by the sudden appetite of the fat boss. "Dad, you have eaten so much, don't your stomach feel uncomfortable?"

"I want to eat meat."

The fat boss murmured again, just when he was holding the roast goose and preparing to stuff it into his mouth, he saw Ji Yanzhi holding the chopsticks, and directly hit the fat paw of the fat boss holding the roast goose, and then used the other one. Holding a glass of boiled water in his hand, he placed it again in front of the fat boss.

"drink."

The fat boss shivered, and the fat all over his body seemed to be alive, and began to tremble from place to place.

The little girl's heart suddenly became frizzy, she jumped up from the seat, and quickly hid behind Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi turned sideways, comforting the little girl not to be afraid of everything else, and then put his attention completely on the fat boss.

"Uncle, drink this water." Ji Yanzhi stared at the fat boss, and said almost every word: "Presumably uncle doesn't want to be a nephew. Use force to pour you down."

The fat boss shivered a few more times. At this time, the fat all over his body seemed to be dancing, which was especially eye-catching and made people feel uncomfortable.

The fat boss might feel that what Ji Yanzhi poured him was not plain boiled water, and he resisted drinking it all the time, and then he was suppressed by force by Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi clicked on the fat boss' acupuncture points, and then ordered the little girl to put him in the bag on the bar.

The little girl obediently brought the bag, Ji Yanzhi took it, and took out a piece of talisman paper with cinnabar drawn in disorderly lines from the bag, and then threw it into the boiled water.

The yellow talisman paper melted into the water, and the cup of boiled water immediately turned into a light yellow special drink with a strong fragrance when the little girl's eyes widened in surprise.

"Originally, I wanted to be gentle. As a result... Shameless, I don't pay attention to any nonsense about God's good virtuousness, just let you be wiped out."

Ji Yanzhi picked up the special drink, and when the fat boss' eyes were full of fear, it was gracefully fed into the fat boss's mouth.

Since the fat boss didn't drink it on his own, a lot of it leaked out of the mouth in the first bite. At this time, the little girl showed her excellent quality of cheating. She found a funnel and inserted it into the fat boss's mouth, who was unable to be tapped, and then signaled Ji Yanzhi to feed the fat boss through the funnel.

Ji Yanzhi smiled encouragingly at the little girl, and then kept the fat boss with a chilly smile in his heart, and fed the cup of special drink to the fat boss through the funnel.

Fat boss: "..."

Help, he really doesn't want to drink that thing. I knew it... he wouldn't find this fat, fat guy who is addicted to food.