Counterattack Into a Male God

"I have no brain to make up too much! This is called a normal reaction."

Tang Xiaomei went to rinse her mouth, and when she came back, she squatted in front of Ji Yanzhi, asking her cheeks as she did when she was a child to encourage her brother to act as a hero to save the world. "Brother, what do you plan to do with Niu Er doing such a disgusting thing!"

Ji Yanzhi squinted at her: "When did I say that I would clean up the scum, I am not a superhero who maintains world peace."

"Tsk, let's grow up together, I don't know what you think in your heart, brother." Tang Xiaomei smiled brightly and said: "By the way, brother, when will you start to count me?"

"Sister, hold back the word, it's a good word, you have to understand it well and know it clearly."

This made Tang Xiaomei very unconvinced.

"Why do I support my hind legs? I'm very good, okay." Tang Xiaomei rolled her eyes very neatly, and she completely restored the charm of Hua Fei's rolling her eyes when she said ‘a **** is hypocritical.’ Tang Xiaomei snorted, and continued: "I can hit the demon spirit while you are fighting crime."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi didn't respond, but Comrade Tang, who started to soak wolfberries in the thermos on the side,'screamed' for help and said: "Little girl, don't do stupid things to harm your brother, your father, I have to rely on your brother. Pension!"

Tang Xiaomei: "..."

This makes my nephew think that she doesn't want her daughter to provide for the elderly. It is really beautiful and refined. People who don't know think how bad this daughter is.

Tang Xiaomei pulled down the black line on her face, and said something that she didn't understand: "How can you call the police when you hit the demon? My brother can see that Niu Er sold dead human flesh through illegal channels. If the police know it, they will definitely give it to him. Presenting the pennant of "Good Citizen"."

"It will also make the police wonder how did your brother know?" Comrade Tang increased his voice: "Your brother is now a trainee chef and a takeaway. You can tell at a glance that the beef sold in the second place is not pork tenderloin. Talk to comrade police?"

"Speaking of his family's ancestry, the dead father was a half-hearted Taoist who went down the mountain? Aren't the police comrades educate your brother before investigating that he spread feudal superstition?"

Comrade Tang rarely has a serious face, and he educates his daughters very seriously: "The most fearful thing for those of us who are running around to make a living is to cause trouble, let alone a lot of trouble. Niu's matter, girl, please let me Your brother can figure it out by himself, don't just intervene to support your brother's hind legs."

Tang Xiaomei wrinkled her face, she was a little bit disappointed that she couldn't participate in the entry, but she listened to what Comrade Tang said.

"I know. Brother, you are busy with you, I... go back to the room and go online."

After talking about Tang Xiaomei, she went back to the room and went online. Sometimes, wise and sometimes funny, but always eloquent, Comrade Tang started to walk around the living room with his thermos cup that ran away from wolfberry.

——It’s too unsafe outside, so let’s do aerobic exercise at home!

Ji Yanzhi couldn't assimilate with them, so he simply went back to the room to sleep, and then took advantage of the dead of night when Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei were both asleep, like a bat quietly leaving the residence.

Ji Yanzhi went to Niu'er's house first and recruited an **** ghost who was said to have died of the plague club with a good sword technique, so that Niu Er had a good taste of what is called a thousand swords every day.

Then, based on the address given when Niu Er collapsed, Ji Yanzhi found the animals that often used his profession to enter and leave the crematorium in the northern suburbs of the city to steal the flesh from the corpse. Therefore, the reapplication of the technique allowed him to experience the father-in-law and traditional pig killing every day. The exquisite craftsmanship of the craftsman.

——Well, it depends on how long he and Niu Er can hold on for a few days before they collapse and die!

Turning another corner, I went to the crematorium village to visit. In order to learn from Bai Suzhen, she deliberately changed her name to the same Huang Suzhen. She learned from her that the spirits living in Anyue City had the idea of ​​relocating to other cities.

"I actually wanted to move out, but 夘夘嘤, little brother, I can't bear you!" Huang Suzhen looked at Ji Yanzhi in tears, and said affectionately.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi: "Recently, the scope of activities of the yellow mice is still limited to the second middle school of the city?"

Huang Suzhen lighted her head and answered earnestly: "Yes, the evil spirit that pervades the city No. 2 middle school can't affect us spirits. Little brother knows? The Chang family's junior has recently encouraged the whole family to relocate to the city. I live in No. 2 Middle School!"

Chang family? It refers to the Snake Immortal, one of the Five Great Immortals of the People.

Snakes like creatures like dark and damp places, and it’s not surprising that they like Shiji No. 2 Middle School that exudes a strong gloom. It's just... "Lao Bai should have taken action to destroy the whole Anyue City, so that the whole of Anyue City is almost contaminated with the evil spirits, so the Chang family's best not to move to the second middle school of the city, lest it become a brood of roasted snakes."

In fact, grilled snakes are delicious, or...

Forget it, through the matter of dead human flesh, he temporarily has a shadow on eating spiritual animals, so let's eat vegetarian for a while.

And thinking of the dead human flesh found today, Ji Yanzhi suddenly lost the desire to continue talking. He said goodbye to Huang Suzhen, and then quickly returned to his residence.

At this time, the morning light was slightly drunk, and Ji Yanzhi had been out for several hours before he knew it.

Ji Yanzhi entered the bathroom and rinsed carefully. Then I changed into a red sweater and jeans, and started to work in the kitchen. Because Comrade Tang said that he will continue to take a vacation today, breakfast is very simple like yesterday. White rice porridge with scallion pancakes, plus a plate of kimchi, is today’s breakfast.

Comrade Tang got up first today. He took out his baby-like thermos, poured hot water and soaked red dates and wolfberry, and then started to wake up Tang Xiaomei. After the old Comrade Tang called out like a hung throat, Tang Xiaomei finally got out of the room in a nightdress with Donald Duck printed on her chest in about half an hour.

Then the family of three had a meal, and then went to bed with Doudou, no, it was watching TV and playing with each other. In short, in such a harmonious family, a day passed quickly.

The restaurant ‘good food’ reopened after another day.

Tang Xiaomei was unwell, and Comrade Tang was constantly diarrhea because of eating too much green food to clear the stomach. Therefore, it was Ji Yanzhi who was in charge. Naturally, she couldn't deliver the food. So her own takeaways were delivered by other takeaway brothers. Meal.

In the town of Ji Yanzhi, it can be said that the whole building with the restaurant "You Jia Shi Liao" is abnormally calm. It is not the kind of weird peace, but the occasional trivial dispute, but it is quickly resolved. The calm of neighbourhood disputes.

The building on the opposite road often has problems. For example, there are bears and children playing on the balcony guardrail, and they don’t throw the potted plants on the balcony very much, causing the pedestrians passing by to be bloodied.

But this, in the eyes of Ji Yanzhi, it is not that the hostility has affected the bear child, maybe there is, but it is definitely due to the adult's carelessness. Let the bear kids at home make them in the living room or go out to make them in the park. Why do they have to let the bear kids play on the balcony and place potted plants on the balcony?

Ji Yanzhi has always heard about such things, and he has never paid attention to it. His attention has always been on the side of the second middle school of the city. Ji Yanzhi originally planned to come to the monk and Taoist priest to solve the statue of Queen Mother of the West, which has become a thing of evil.

As a result, only about three days later, there was another incident of students who went to self-study in the evening and bumped into ghosts. Since then, he has been wandering outside. It is said that the old black who is expanding his business unexpectedly contacted Ji Yanzhi first and asked him to help deal with the evil things in the second middle school.

Ji Yanzhi was a little surprised, but it wasn't that he was surprised that Lao Hei asked him to help, but that Lao Bai chose not to make a move, but chose to do logistics to provide them with materials such as rune paper, cinnabar, and magical tools.

"Hey, what are you guessing? Just like Lao Bai with a ghostly body, what can he do? You still have to rely on me."

Compared with Lao Bai’s thin and hunched back, Lao Hei is obviously much taller, and given that Comrade Hei is often struck by lightning, there is no problem. He’s anti-strike ability is simply the world’s first. The level of meat is not as thick as Ji Yanzhi, and it can be called the best candidate for meat shield.

However, based on the old Hei's virtue of shrinking the edge in case of trouble, Ji Yanzhi is not at all assured that the old Hei will be a meat shield, so for the old Hei's proposal to go to City No. 2 Middle School to dig a hole to find that one has become Yin Shao. Ji Yanzhi rejected the sculpture of Queen Mother of the West.

Old Hei: "... Xiao Ji, this is your fault. We have been in friendship for more than ten years. What kind of person I am, you still don’t know, why do you think Lao Bai is more reliable than me? ?"

"Isn't it?" Ji Yanzhi snorted coldly: "Come on, I can't tell you on the phone, let Lao Bai prepare the guy, and you come to me with "good food"." After saying that, Ji Yanzhi Hang up the phone, and then continue to cook with the spoon.

Lao Hei and Lao Bai came around at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, when the restaurant was very clean. The chubby Old Comrade Tang went out to buy food, leaving only Tang Xiaomei and Ji Yanzhi looking at the store. When Lao Hei and Lao Bai came in, Little Sister Tang was chatting with Ji Yanzhi while licking melon seeds.

When she turned her head and saw Lao Hei and Lao Bai who were dressed up a little ridiculously, she subconsciously said: "We don't sell fast food here."

Ji Yanzhi looked at the bright bald head of the old black, and was speechless for a while.

"How about this dress."

"Hey, isn't this very convenient." Lao Hei sat down on the dining chair and explained to Tang Xiaomei indifferently: "Little girl, I am not a bald donkey, and I don't need to fast."

"Oh!!!" Tang Xiaomei blinked her eyes blankly. "What do those two want to eat? The menu is here, you two can watch."

"Two fried rice will do. Don't be too troublesome."

Ji Yanzhi glanced at the two of them, got up without saying a word, put on an apron, and went to the kitchen to fry two bowls of egg fried rice. Boil a free seaweed and shrimp skin soup with kimchi that has been cut and mixed with red oil. They are brought out of the kitchen and placed in front of Lao Hei and Lao Bai.

"You have to eat first, and we'll talk about things later."

Tang Xiaomei was eating melon seeds. As soon as she heard what Ji Yanzhi said, she understood that Ji Yanzhi was afraid that she knew these two old men who were dressed up and chattering, so she approached the two who were devouring them and asked curiously. : "What are the two Taoist leaders looking for my brother!"

Both Lao Hei and Lao Bai were busy eating. Naturally, they didn't have the time to answer Tang Xiaomei's "question". Only Lao He left the topic to Ji Yanzhi and asked Tang Xiaomei to ask Ji Yanzhi why they were looking for him.

"City No. 2 Middle School."

"City No. 2 Middle School!" Tang Xiaomei said clearly: "The last time there was an incident of a group of students bumping into ghosts for self-study last night, the vice principal invited a lot of monks and Taoists to recite scriptures? Why hasn't the problem of haunted been resolved?"

"How to solve it?" Lao Bai snorted coldly, "Just rely on those fake monks and Taoists who don't have real skills and like to swindle?"

"Lao Baitou, that's not what I said." Lao Hei drank several mouthfuls of seaweed and shrimp skin soup, and after a refreshing compliment, he smiled and said: "At least people recite the scriptures very well."

Ji Yanzhi: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, just tell me what you plan to do. Let me talk about it first, and I will go to City No. 2 Middle School with Lao Hei to deal with the evil and evil things that continuously generate hostility, but the premise is It is Lao Bai who wants to stay to protect the personal safety of the younger sister and uncle, and cannot be harmed by the ghosts who are attracted by the evil spirit when the seal is broken when the time comes."

Just like the statue of Queen Mother West, which became the evil spirit, the evil spirit exuded was not comparable to the ordinary evil evil spirits. They choose to do it at 12 midnight when the evil spirits are the heaviest. They will inevitably attract all the spirits around a hundred miles away, and then there will be a chaotic dance of demons, so don’t blame Ji Yanzhi for treating Comrade Tang and Xiaomei Tang as The top priority.

As for why it is Lao Bai and not Lao Hei, it is mainly because the nature of Lao He is really untrustworthy.

As for Lao Hei, he also knew that his image of being struck by lightning was too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so he did not protest Ji Yanzhi’s proposal that Lao Bai took Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei to hide behind safety, instead he cheerfully asked Ji Yanzhi. Are you ready?

Ji Yanzhi was too lazy to talk to him, just talking with Lao Bai lightly. After a while, Comrade Tang returned from shopping for food and there was no time to ask. Tang Xiaomei directed Comrade Tang to close the restaurant together, and then pushed Comrade Tang happily to follow Lao Bai to Lao Bai’s specialty folk shop. , Waiting for Ji Yanzhi and Lao Hei to return.

Ji Yanzhi and Lao Hei arrived at City No. 2 High School at about five o'clock. It was not because of traffic jams, but Lao Hei felt that Ji Yanzhi’s sweater and jeans were too casual and he had to put on a new one. In Taoist uniforms, Ji Yanzhi refused on the grounds that he was not used to it, but could not hide from the end of a peaked cap being buttoned by the old black.

Ji Yanzhi: "...Your brain might be shattered by thunder. How is this different from what I used to dress up? It's just an extra cap. It's worth your chirping saying that I'm too casual?"

"Xiao Ji, you don't understand. This is not an ordinary peaked cap, but a special reusable peaked cap. It can shield you from the sun and can also..."

"Where is the sun at night?"

Ji Yanzhi was speechless. After all, he accepted Lao Hei's ‘good intentions’. He wore a sweater, jeans and a peaked cap. He entered the City No. 2 Middle School in a trendy and ordinary fashion, following a well-dressed monk.

Except for a few security guards and the deputy principal at this time, there were no other living things in City No. 2 Middle School.

The reason for this is that when Lao Hei and Lao Bai jointly took over the list of exorcising evil spirits, they made a request to the leaders of the City No. 2 Middle School. In view of the fact that the ghosts of life wandering on the campus of the City No. 2 Middle School are getting more and more fierce, even the school leaders have seen it several times, so after a brief discussion, the school leaders agreed to Lao Hei and Lao Bai's request.

Now that the old black came, the vice principal who was waiting impatiently hurriedly greeted him. Even though he was very calm, the slightly trembling greeting still revealed the fear and panic in his heart. Obviously, during the waiting period, the vice principal encountered something very refreshing.

Ji Yanzhi lowered his cap, leaving most of his face in the shadow.

He didn't have the mind to talk to the vice-principal who focused on interpersonal relations and didn't care about the quality of teaching at all, so he simply pretended to be dumb. Anyway, Lao Hei was able to speak well, and he didn't need his ‘little brother’ to help him, so he fooled the vice-principal to find Bei.

"I'll ask Mr. Bai for everything."

The vice-principal shook hands with Lao Hei excitedly, and with tears in his eyes, he urged Lao He to solve the problem of treating the city No. 2 Middle School as his own rambling monster, as he did years ago.

Ji Yanzhi, who was a few steps away from the old black, looked at the sky without words. This old black is afraid that he is addicted to pretending to be white. Ji Yanzhi is really suspicious now that the old white who temporarily shielded the evil spirits by using the symptoms but not the root cause was the old black guy pretending to be.

After all, relying on the cautious character of Lao Bai, how could he do things with constant troubles.

If this is the case, Lao Hei, you are very fierce, no wonder you will be chased by Tian Lei.

Too desolate!

Just when Ji Yanzhi was thinking about slandering the old black, the originally quiet campus suddenly became a commotion. Ji Yan looked towards the campus broadcasting room consciously, and at this moment, the loudspeakers covering the entire city No. 2 middle school began to sound.

"One, two, three, everyone come with me~~~ Three circles from the left and three circles from the right~~~"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Old Hei: "Didn't it mean that no one should be kept in the school? Who will be responsible if there is an accident?"

The vice principal shivered.

He was too scared to speak, and he followed the security guard and said: "The students have been evacuated. Make sure that there is no one besides us in the second middle school of the city."

Old Hei: "...I see, let's go."

The vice principal hurriedly asked the security guards to help him and ran away without even looking back.

Old Hei was helpless, so he shouted: "Key, President Zhen, you haven't given me the key yet."

"Come on, don't shout, I've already run out of sight." Ji Yanzhi said in an angry tone: "Besides, based on your ability, do you need a key to unlock it?"

Old Hei jumped his feet: "Comrade Xiao Ji, you are an insult to my personality."

Ji Yanzhi pouted his lips and turned back disdainfully: "You have a personality that?"

Lao Hei vomited blood: "...has risen to a ginseng rooster!"

"Tsk."

Ji Yanzhi didn't bother to pay attention to Lao Hei, this is not a common pit product. He looked around under the cheerful back music, and then cursed: "Yellow mouse, do you want to become a rat, do you want to be a mouse? What kind of mentally retarded music? "

The radio music "Health Song" came to an abrupt end, and then the heroic prelude sounded. Ji Yanzhi immediately wanted to bring the yellow mouse to the front with the passionate song "True Loyalty and Serve the Country," and let him ‘repay the country with loyalty and loyalty.’

Nima was thinking about how to arrange the formation, but he didn't even think about it. He was reminded of the dishes, um, such as braised rat meat and cumin roasted rat dishes.

"Xiao Ji, let's ignore the boring and weird interference, it's time to do something!"

Lao Hei is the least bald **** in the robes. This is not because he is black. In fact, Lao Hei is very white, but he is often struck by thunder. As a result, at least three hundred days of the year are three hundred and sixty-five days a year, because he is walking humanoid coke, so he is kind. He is called Lao Hei, in fact, his surname is Bai, and he is also Lao Bai's younger brother.

——So the vice-principal who had run away without a trace of "Mr. Bai" was actually correct.

Ji Yanzhi squinted at Lao Hei: "You dig a hole, I'll set up a formation."

Ji Yanzhi's skeptical look in Lao Hei's eyes made it a big fire, but he had to explain sadly that he not only escaped from technical abuse, but also set up an array very powerfully.

Ji Yanzhi replied unceremoniously, saying that he did not trust the old black. After all, Lao Hei always likes to keep the so-called back players, and often leads to a big reversal of the plot. He arranged the formation, and after a while the Queen Mother of the West statue was dug out, Ji Yanzhi was afraid that he would be pitted so that only the residual blood was left, so it was not that Ji Baba didn't know how to respect the old and love the young!

Ji Yanzhi was too persistent, and as the deepest life-saving method, the old black had no choice but to take out the Luoyang shovel and prepare to dig the pit.

"Wait, Xiao Ji, do you know that the evil thing is buried there?" The old black holding the Luoyang shovel was a little shocked: "I don't need a compass to confirm?"

"Hmm." Ji Yanzhi said: "It's under the playground, one hundred meters deep."

Old Black: "..."

Lao He directly fell the Luoyang shovel. "So deep, how long does it take Lao Tzu to dig alone?"

Ji Yanzhi rubbed his jaw and replied affirmatively: "It will take a few days to say less!"

Lao Hei: "...I've lost my paralysis, I still have to spend money to ask someone who is very hot to drive the excavator."

Ji Yanzhi ignored Lao Hei's irritability. In fact, he was looking forward to watching Lao Hei's jokes. After all, he was not prepared enough to take the order, so his mother asked him to take care of the evil things.

Oh, this is all right, the first step to clean up the evil things is to dig a hole, a one-hundred-meter deep hole, it depends on when you dig it with a Luoyang shovel alone.

As for digging a hole with an excavator, it is a good way.

The problem is that from the moment they stepped into the campus and stood on the playground, Ji Yanzhi clearly felt that the electronic devices they carried, such as mobile phones, had no signal, which meant that the old black could not call someone to turn on the excavator. Come dig the playground.

But... "Old Hei, you're stupid!" Ji Yanzhi laughed so sarcastically: "You forgot that the Taoist spell casts beans into soldiers? As long as you use cast beans to become soldiers, why do you need to dig by yourself?"

Old Black: "..."