Counterattack Into a Male God

Lao Hei felt that he was indeed stupid, or the kind of knowingly committed. But it is excusable, because Lao Hei doesn't know the magic of Taoism at all. Lao Hei never thought about the question of whether Ji Yanzhi would be able to kill people. This is a typical example of empiricism. This is unnecessary. In his mind, he would only think of calling the master to drive the excavator!

But in an instant, Lao Hei still remembered asking Ji Yanzhi.

Lao Hei shook his head: "I finally know why Lao Bai must have you participate. Why don't you worry about me, but believe in Xiao Ji's strength."

"I believe that my strength accounts for a part, but I don't worry about you, the old black, you definitely have the majority. How bad you are, don't you have any compelling numbers in your heart?"

Old Black: "..."

"Others have joined the cock!" Old Hei protested in a low voice, muttering: "We should work."

—It’s time for me to work, you hot chicken.

Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes sharply and began to look through the tool bag Lao Bai had prepared, and took out a bag of soy beans shining with blood-red light.

Soybeans are ordinary soybeans. What is unusual is the blood-red light shining on the soybeans. It is painted on a special material made mainly of cinnabar.

Use it to attract little ghosts to attach to the soybeans, and achieve real bean-throwing soldiers. It's just that using this trick requires strong spiritual power, which is not something that old black guys who are proficient in escape can do, so the bag of soybeans that Lao Bai prepared is not for Lao Hei at all.

Lao Bai should be the same as Ji Yanzhi thought, and the thick-skinned Lao He is suitable as a shield. Just leave the attack formation to Ji Yanzhi.

As for the safety of the entire Anyue City, there is no need for Ji Yanzhi to worry too much. Because there are other cultivators of Buddhism, Hyakki Yexing is destined to become an anticlimactic joke when the first disaster is eliminated.

Ji Yanzhi used his spiritual power to animate the soy beans full of blood-red lines, inviting countless little ghosts to attach to the soy beans, sprinkling them one after another, like magical magic, and then they found out the limbs and started holding them. The paper-made but extremely sharp instruments began to dig down frantically with the playground as the center.

At the same time, Ji Yanzhi, who threw all the soy beans shining with blood-red light in his pocket, down to the ground took other actions.

He squeezed more than a dozen stones, lit a cigarette, and did no other extraneous actions. The stone he was holding in his hand seemed to be alive in the smoke filled with smoke, first floating in the air, and then as the cigarette burned. The resulting smoke quickly fell to the corners of the entire city No. 2 Middle School in all directions, quickly forming a gossip defensive array centered on the playground.

After setting up the formation, Ji Yanzhi did not take a break, but instead stared at the old black, let the old black do the work of the meat shield, by the way, supervise the progress of the digging of the yellow bean soldier.

Time passed by like this one minute and one second, and finally towards 12 o'clock in the evening, as the soya bean soldiers exhausted their spiritual power and turned to ashes, that statue had become a yin that could harm the entire city. The statue of Queen Mother of the West finally appeared.

The situation is basically consistent with what Ji Yan expected. The statue of Queen Mother of the West, which is about three meters in length, has been **** and edified in the mass graves. It has already begun to have self-thinking. It must be gone through a big **** baptism. It can be transformed. Get rid of the form of jade statues.

It is very fierce, and it caused a **** storm at the moment of its existence.

The originally bright moon suddenly turned blood red, and the gusts of yin wind accompanied by the howling of ghosts and wolves from nowhere made people tremble.

The old Hei on the side had already shaken his legs, and he was forced to fight before he even started fighting.

Ji Yanzhi was too lazy to pay attention, kicked the old black into the pit, and then jumped down.

Lao Hei screamed again and again, almost piercing Ji Yanzhi's eardrums.

"You can shut up."

Ji Yanzhi glared at Lao Hei with an ugly face, then raised her hand, and an axe appeared in her hand. He did not pass the black fog that entangled Lao Hei like the tentacle monster, and he held the axe directly, simple and rude. He smashed the statue of Queen Mother of the West carved from jade.

The old black who was working hard to be an individual and an offensive person who didn't want to run away was stunned by Ji Yanzhi's simple and rude solution.

The carrier of the black mist—the Queen Mother of the West statue is shattered, and the black mist becomes a rootless duckweed. When attacked, it will only dissipate without being replenished. Compared with Ji Yan’s expectation, it may be beaten to death. This time, after killing the Queen Mother of the West statue, which had become a thing of the evil spirits, he and Lao He only suffered a bit of skin wounds besides exhaustion of their spiritual power.

This is the advantage of arranging defensive formations in advance.

Ji Yanzhi has experienced countless worlds at any rate, and the method of formation is naturally unmatched by the old black. What's more, the Queen Mother of the West statue is just a statue, and being able to become an evil object is also a bargain for the mass graves, and it is incomparable to the god-like Queen Mother of the West.

It is also Ji Yanzhi who overestimated the abilities of the Queen Mother Xi’s statue, which has become the object of the evil spirit, and therefore created the object of the evil spirit that caused the hostility of Anyue City. It fell in such an unexpected way, especially the old black. Curtain.

Lao Hei looked at the statue of Queen Mother West who was shattered into dregs on the ground, and started talking:

"Actually, jade statues used as objects of repression are the easiest to become refined. The jade pipa spirit in the Fengshen is an example. First of all, jade needs to drink human blood, and it is very possible to eat human heart when necessary. "

"I know that."

Ji Yanzhi, who was reconciling his own breath and slowly regaining his spiritual power, glanced at the **** pit around him, and said faintly: "I just can't figure out how this statue of Queen Mother of the West, which has been heavily sealed, can break the seal. Just because the ignorant little girl played a game of Die Fairy in the mirror?"

"It's nothing more than a gathering of karma." Lao Hei explained: "It is one reason to play the disc fairy in the mirror at the heaviest moment of hostility in the land of evil. The death of your parents and fellow mentors back then was another reason. The reason is natural. You have to let that evil evil thing break the seals."

"Furthermore, the Anyue City has developed ground veins. This statue of Queen Mother West is buried deep underground, and various evil spirits merged here along the veins. It is also a matter of helping Queen Mother West statue break the seal. I hope this has become the evil spirit. Once the Queen Mother of the West statue of the thing is destroyed, Anyue City will be able to restore its former calm."

Ji Yanzhi fumbled for half a pack of cigarettes from his clothes bag, handed one to Lao Hei, smoked one himself, and began to vomit.

"Isn't that this statue of Queen Mother of the West was used to suppress the ancient beast Qiongqi? Why didn't I feel the aura of the ancient beast Qiongqi."

Lao Hei looked at Ji Yan strangely, and didn't feel that the ancient fierce beast was a good thing. How could Ji Yan look regretful.

Lao Hei really didn't understand what the young people think now, so he simply changed the subject and asked how they got out.

After a fight, it is now almost four o'clock in the morning. The magnetic field that affected the operation of mobile phones and other electronic devices has long since returned to normal. That is to say, you can call the vice-principal who asked them to deal with the haunted incident and ask him to send someone to pull them out.

No way, the aura is exhausted, and Ji Yanzhi has no energy for the time being to take Lao He away from the 100-meter-high pit.

At this moment, a series of rustling sounds suddenly sounded from above.

When Ji Yanzhi raised his head and squinted at the top.

"Big guy, big guy, are you still angry?"

The yellow mouse was lying on the top of the deep pit, protruding half of the mouse's head, shouting that it was a terrible one.

Ji Yanzhi: "...Don't worry, even if I only have one breath, I can beat you to a tyrant."

"I can be called Tyrant right now." The yellow mouse slumped, and the next moment he shouted shamelessly: "Tyrant, do you have anything to do. Do you need the children to find the little ones to rescue you."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Lao Hei made a ‘pouch’ and he almost laughed and paralyzed. Sure enough, it was a spirit born and raised in Anyue City. This level of IQ was completely different from that of the enchanting spirits in the city outside, and it almost made his stomach laugh.

However, Ji Yanzhi was speechless for a while, and then faintly said, "Go and find the rope. Remember that the length must be longer than 110 meters, not shorter than 100 meters."

"Boss rest assured, promise to complete the task."

The yellow mouse lying above the pit nodded heavily. At the next moment, he planned to take back the rat's head, but he didn't expect that just one action would actually cause him to roll into a deep pit in a roller posture, and then he was dizzy at Ji Yanzhi's feet.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Old Black: "..."

"Playing ball, this year Huangxian is not very smart Yazi." Lao Hei shook his head and said helplessly: "Forget it, I will call Lao Hei and ask him to order some excavators to dig us out. ."

"...You are not that smart, Yazi." Ji Yanzhi vomited: "Excavators are useful for digging holes, but people are not very useful for digging people!"

Old Hei was speechless for a while before he said quietly, "What's the phone number of the fire brigade."

Ji Yanzhi: "119."

Old Hei: "Call 119, remember to tell the firefighters on the phone to bring a rope or ladder over 100 meters!"

"You don't need to say that."

Ji Yanzhi took Lao Hei's cell phone and dialed the 119 fire hotline. On the phone, he told the operator that when he asks the firefighters to come to City No. 2 Middle School to rescue the trapped citizens, remember to bring more ropes and ladders.

The operator answered confused.

Ji Yanzhi immediately hung up the phone, and then Old Hei drew out a deck of cards, and the two began to play Doudizhu.

In this way, in the raging atmosphere of the "Fighting Landlords", the two citizens trapped in the pit soon ushered in the rescue of the little brothers of the firefighters.

The little brothers of the firefighters who came were surprised at the sudden change of the playground of the City No. 2 Middle School into a deep pit with a depth of about 110 meters. They were also surprised that the old black who was wearing an ordinary Ji Yanzhi and wearing a robes was red and looked like a fake monk. The matter of being trapped in a deep pit expresses deep doubts.

However, with excellent professionalism, the coming firefighters decided to rescue Ji Yanzhi, the old black and the yellow mice who were trapped in the deep pit, and then asked what happened.

With the help of the firefighters' brothers, the two quickly got out of the predicament. But then, Ji Yanzhi and Lao Hei faced curious questions from the little brothers of the firefighters.

"How did you fall into the hole?"

"In order to defend world peace, I brought my little apprentice to City No. 2 Middle School to do a ritual. This 100-meter deep pit was formed overnight under the influence of magic."

As a ‘puffing’, Lao Hei didn’t need Ji Yan’s ‘guidance’. Even Ji Yanzhi, who had come out of the main force, chopped the statue of Queen Mother of the West into powder with a lighted battle axe, transformed himself into the little apprentice of Old Hei.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi quietly packed up the guys on the side. He put all the unused runes and magical instruments into his almighty backpack, then put on the backpack, and let the yellow mouse pretend to be a pet mouse and jump on him. Shoulders.

"Master, we should go back for business, otherwise the presiding abbot will really get angry and expel your unfilial flower monk, master, from the teacher." After finishing the cleaning, Ji Yanzhi played the duty of an apprentice and kindly reminded Lao Hei. Don't be too busy bragging to miss the time to go home.

The words are good, but how they listen to them is not right, at least the old black, who has been connoted, thinks so.

But Lao Hei was cheeky and didn't think there was anything wrong with his act of pretending to be a bald donkey.

"Amitabha, the apprentice is right."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi, who had nothing to say, began to thank the firefighter brothers one by one, and then, under the kind reminder of the firefighter brother's "be careful next time",'supporting' the injured'master'— Old Hei slowly walked out of the school gate, and then...

Ji Yanzhi went directly on his feet and kicked Old Hei's butt.

"Don't be afraid to flash your waist when you speak big words."

"..." Old Hei asked silently, touching his butt. "Lao Tzu flashed his waist now."

Ji Yanzhi Haha: "Who are you going to be a man with!"

Lao Hei: "Who can I talk to? Of course it's me. I am my own Laozi, what's wrong?"

"Yes, you are great, I will not talk to you."

Ji Yanzhi motioned to the yellow mouse standing on his shoulders to change positions, preferably standing on the ground with a collar.

The yellow mouse has a good understanding of the essentials of posing as a pet mouse. Ji Yanyi drove him away. The yellow mouse hurriedly shrank Ji Yanzhi's shoulders, and then held the two forelimb claws together, and the hind limbs stood upright. In Ji Yanzhi's side.

"...I'll go to Lao Bai to pick up my uncle and younger sister, Lao He, do you continue to open a black shop and sell coffins, or..."

"My business is currently on the rise, so I don't need to spend time in the store for the time being." Lao He pretended to be alone and interrupted Ji Yanzhi's words: "Xiao Ji, when you go to pick up your uncle and sister. , Remember to tell Lao Bai, our brothers will get together again if they are destined!"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

He who can describe the tomb of the robbers so beautiful and refined, except for Lao Hei, he really hasn't seen anything else. Therefore, Ji Yanzhi said goodbye to the old mob in a very straightforward manner, and decisively walked slowly to the funeral street.

At this time, the sky is bright, and the vehicles coming and going are driving in an orderly manner in accordance with the traffic rules, walking on the sidewalk, Ji Yanzhi only feels a little hostility, not much will only make the pedestrians in a hurry to live fast-paced The feeling of depression and suffocation.

But think about it, after today, all kinds of inexplicable car accidents and fights caused by hostile nuisances should be reduced a lot. At least the ghosts wandering around the second middle school and the crematorium can no longer be as blatant as they used to be.

This is a good thing. After all, demons and ghosts are rampant, and how it will affect the business of the small restaurant, and then affect the business that Ji Yanzhi is doing now. You must know that Ji Yanzhi has no idea of ​​inheriting his father's business.

Anyway, what he wants in this life is just to live a good life.

After picking up Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei back, "You Jia Shi Liao" resumed business on the same day. The yellow mouse, a weasel who is not good at learning arts and only talks about humans, doesn’t know what’s going on. He doesn’t go to City No. 2 Middle School and continues to'study in class' or go back to his home in the crematorium village. He just stays in the store to help. Let Tang Xiaomei do what she can.

For example, when Tang Xiaomei acts as a waiter to provide services to customers, she uses Xiaozhaozhao to help pick up takeout orders placed online.

It’s just that I don’t know if it’s because the yellow mouse itself is a stranger, so the remarks on the takeaway orders are pretty weird.

-Fried rice noodles with pork slices, slightly spicy# ￥15.0; Signature Braised Chicken + Beverage# ￥25.0, delivery is 5.0 yuan. A total of 45.0 yuan. Remarks: The takeaway will be sent to the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, the Second People's Hospital of the city (the morgue on the third floor below, enter the fifth row on the left hand side and the third one is open to enter)

-Egg Fried Rice # ￥8.0 Yuan, Stir-Fried West Blue Flower # ￥4.0 Yuan, Delivery # ￥5.0 Yuan. A total of 17.0 yuan. Remarks: Can you buy a box of earthworms for me on the way to the fishing tackle shop? I was fishing by the river under the Anyue No. 3 Bridge. Earthworms must be fast, it doesn't matter if they eat slowly, but they are almost out of bait.

-Beans and Pork Mo Gai Shao Fan# ￥12.0 Yuan, Green Pepper Fried Egg# ￥8.0 Yuan, Delivery # ￥5.0 Yuan. A total of 25.0 yuan. Note: I waited for an hour for the blind date and didn't answer the phone. Brother, if you come, please cross the Lover Lake, I will wait for you on the lawn on the opposite bank. PS: There is no bus here. When you go back, please take me by the way.

—Signature Braised Chicken + Drink#￥25.0, Delivery#￥5.0 yuan. A total of 30.0 yuan. Remarks: I broke up with the male ticket, and I am in a bad mood. Come to a handsome guy to deliver the meal. Just after sending it out!

"What kind of messy remarks are these?"

Looking at the printed cashier receipts, Ji Yanzhi was speechless. Nima is too conservative or the world is advancing too fast, and now it takes not only decathlon but also hue to deliver food.

Ji Yanzhi sobbed his mouth and couldn't bear to beat up the yellow mouse before going out to deliver the food.

In addition to the takeaways requested by the strange customers above, there is also a not so strange one, that is, the takeaway from the crematorium village. In addition, in Lao Bai, a new villager from the crematorium village ordered a set of funeral goods package with a small courtyard house in the country.

Ji Yanzhi studied the orders for a while, and after deciding on the route, he went out to deliver food with his ‘fearless spirit of sacrifice’. It was still in the first city, and finally went to Lao Bai to pick up the funeral goods package, and ran to the crematorium village in the desolate part of the northern outskirts of the city.

When I went there, many police cars roared on the road outside the crematorium. I was curious to ask passers-by. It turned out that there was a female college student from a family nearby, who disappeared strangely after returning from a holiday not long ago. At that time, her family didn't think much about it, but their neighbors and relatives helped to find someone together. After a long time, the family felt that something was wrong, so they called the police, and the police from the police station were dispatched to prepare for a carpet search.

"It seems that the mother of the missing college girl had a dream that she was killed near her home."

Those who watched the excitement were chattering, obviously they were sorry for the female college students.

Ji Yanzhi listened, and when he was about to continue listening, the green light was on. So Ji Yanzhi, who obeyed the traffic rules and never ran the red light, hurriedly rode his beloved motorcycle and turned to the intersection into the crematorium village.

I don't know if it was due to fate or a coincidence. When Ji Yanzhi entered the crematorium village, he knew that the customer who ordered the funeral goods package was the female college student who was said to have disappeared near the door of the house. Those who can live in the crematorium village are all dead ghosts or wild spirits, which shows that the female college student missing near the door of the house has been...

Ji Yanzhi glanced at the female college student who was supposed to be raped and then killed, and asked calmly: "What group do you live in now?"

The female college student uttered "Ah", and Huang Suzhen helped to answer: "She should have injured her vocal cords when she died. Now I can’t say anything, let me help her. She lives in group 15 with little brother, funeral goods package, Just burn it at the entrance of No. 15 in the 3 groups."

The 3rd group No. 15 in Huang Suzhen's mouth is a vacant lot. There is only a sign indicating that this is a lot waiting for the paper-tied house to burn, and the new ghost has just entered the house.

Ji Yanzhi didn't say a word. Holding a large bundle of funeral goods package, under the three sets of No. 15 signs, he began to burn paper to tie the courtyard house, a dozen of yellow paper, and clothes and socks made of paper. All of these are okay. The most surprising thing is that there is also a paper medicine bottle with the words "Netherworld Medicine Golden Throat Throat" written on it.

Smoky, paper ash flying, amidst the flames, a quaint-looking farm courtyard rose from the ground. The female college student who was originally dressed in tattered clothes hurriedly changed into the clothes she had just received, and then took the medicine to thank Xiao Xiao Brother's help.

Ji Yanzhi: "How did you die?"

The grieving ghost of a female college student: "I was raped and then killed by my neighbor."

Ji Yanzhi nodded his head to express his understanding: "What about the corpse? Where is your corpse?"

"He dismembered me, and the corpses were marinated in a jar of pickles. I'm looking for them now. They probably haven't finished eating."

This unexpected answer caused Ji Yanxia to frown, but his face remained unchanged. He only said, "I know," and signaled that Huang Suzhen could call Yao Yaoling to call the police.