Counterattack Into a Male God

"Don't you teleport. Then, I have a doom charm, you teleport to this address to find this woman, and then secretly paste the doom charm on her."

Ji Yanzhi squinted and said something that was completely inconsistent with his Guangfeng Jiyue image, making Tang Xiaomei, who was shocked by the fact that the crematorium village was actually the residence of demons and monsters, had soft eyes that didn't believe it, let alone Long Zhenzhen.

However, Long Zhenzhen likes to look at people who are good, but who are hard to distinguish between good and evil, especially those who are handsome, bad and have a moral bottom line, she prefers, so she promised to help Ji Yanzhi, but she also asked for it. For a reward, that is to ask Ji Yanzhi to be her boyfriend.

Ji Yanzhi: "...reproductive isolation, don't you understand?"

"I don't know or don't know, anyway, if you don't agree to be my boyfriend, don't want me to help you do bad things."

"It's not..." Ji Yanzhi looked at Long Zhenzhen strangely: "Don't you poor clan especially like distant gentlemen and relatives, like to help bad people and bully good people unconditionally. How to get to me, you have to have conditions? "

Don't look at the age of several thousand, but in fact, she is only worthy of adulthood. The whole person is petite like a loli, Long Zhenzhen, who is like a Tyrannosaurus, roaring with her hands on her hips.

Long Zhenzhen: "Are you a gentleman?"

Ji Yanzhi shook his head.

Long Zhenzhen asked again: "Are you a villain?"

Ji Yanzhi shook his head again.

So Long Zhenzhen said: "My mother told me when I was born, the Qiongqi family is very picky when it comes to choosing a partner. The gentleman doesn't want it, nor the villain who is pure and full of evil. Evil fellow as a companion."

"From the moment you carried the battle axe and smashed the broken jade statue that made me unable to turn over, I knew that you were neither a good person nor a bad person. Anyway, I have become the last stranger in the world. If you choose a partner, You can't find the same race, you just get it."

"I tell you, you don't agree, be careful I eat you."

Qiongqi likes to eat people, and Ji Yanzhi knows it. The problem is that he doesn’t know that this is said to be the last Qungqi in the world, and while he solves the jade statue of Queen Mother of the West, which has become a evil thing, she sneaked away but ran to the crematorium village to become the mother of the village tyrant. Such an unusual path.

Reproductive isolation or something, I believe that Long Zhenzhen, an ancient beast, has the ability to solve it, but this is not the reason Ji Yanzhi must accept Long Zhenzhen.

Ji Yanzhi had some headaches, especially when Tang Xiaomei, who was on the side watching the fun with melon-eating crowds, was not worried about her cousin's virginity at all, which made Ji Yanzhi a headache even more.

"You just say if you can help."

"You can help if you promise to be my boyfriend."

Long Zhenzhen didn't care how much headache Ji Yanzhi had. She put her hands on her waist and reached the position of Ji Yanzhi's chest, stupefied to show an aura far exceeding 2.8 meters. Tang Xiaomei, who was provoking aside, swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and spoke cautiously.

"Or brother, you will be the dragon girl!"

"Which side are you standing on?" Ji Yanzhi said with a headache: "If you fall in love with different species, it will have a huge impact on your outlook on life. As a good young man in the new era, I must at least be a man!"

"Why can't you be a man if you fall in love with me?"

Long Zhenzhen, who felt embarrassed, stood up unconvinced: "Now it is said that loli has three good points, and her body is soft and easy to be overthrown. I have become a loli, and you can be overthrown against the trend so much! You are not a man! ."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Tang Xiaomei: "...You also know that Loli has three good points!"

Long Zhenzhen: "Don't you say that on the Internet? And I also know who the contemporary men admire the most?"

Ji Yanzhi (speechless): "..."

Tang Xiaomei (curious): "Who is it?"

"Xu Xian and Ning Caichen!" Long Zhenzhen said without embarrassment: "The former dare to ridicule the snake, the latter dare to go to the female ghost. It's all kinds of pornography."

Ji Yanzhi wiped his face and said seriously: "Long Zhenzhen, you are slander. There are duplicity men, but I am definitely not among them."

"False and serious." Long Zhenzhen curled her lips, but said: "You are like this, it means you have agreed to my terms. It's really a smart person's choice."

Ji Yanzhi, who was praised as a smart man, had nothing to say because he discovered that Long Zhenzhen had the ability to talk to himself. Whether he agreed with him or not, Long Zhenzhen made up his mind to rely on him. So... it's impossible to admit one's fate. If he doesn't help this favor, can he ask other demons and ghosts for help?

With nothing to say, Ji Yanzhi took Tang Xiaomei and wanted to leave, but Long Zhenzhen stopped him, or lied on him, and even quietly followed Mimi and went home with Ji Yanzhi and Tang Xiaomei.

It can be said that the girl Long Zhenzhen really completely disillusioned Tang Xiaomei's imagination of the ancient beast, which should be very cruel species. After all, it’s not who can do the ‘sweetheart’’s favor, and only oneself can help. If others dare to help, they will be overbearing. Then the small look of the ‘sweetheart’ will make her lose any dominance.

But soon after returning home, when Ji Yanzhi noticed the existence of Long Zhenzhen, and once again proposed to let Long Zhenzhen use Teleport to help herself, Long Zhenzhen stopped taking Qiao, and took the doom talisman neatly. Teleported to his hometown thousands of miles away.

Long Zhenzhen quickly found Wu Xiaohua, who was messing with her husband in the old Wu's house in the next village, hoping that her cousins ​​would help to "save" her marriage, and calmly put the bad luck charm on Wu Xiaohua's back. Then teleported back. It took less than an hour at the same time, but Ji Yanzhi played two rounds of pesticides on his mobile phone.

"Hmph. I just said, I can't do without you." Long Zhenzhen said proudly.

"..." Ji Yanzhi: "You do it, remember to deliver food for me tomorrow!"

"Send it to my mouth?"

"Oh, don't dream in broad daylight!"

Ji Yanzhi glanced diagonally at Long Zhenzhen who was occupying his bed and occupying all the snacks that he was eating, feeling very patiently asked: "Are you poor or gluttony? How can you eat better than pigs." "

While Long Zhenzhen stared, she didn't forget to grab a handful of potato chips and stuff it into her mouth.

"You are a pig, I am Qiongqi, the last Qiongqi in heaven and earth. I tell you Ji Yanzhi, if I were to be swaggered in this world, I would definitely enjoy better treatment than iron-eaters (pandas)."

Ji Yanzhi: "Oh? Are you sure it's not strangling, using it to make a specimen?"

"..." Long Zhenzhen: "Ji Yanzhi, you bully an ultra-precious and rare animal, believe it or not, I will greet you with my big paw!"

Facing Long Zhenzhen's teeth and claws, Ji Yanzhi silently retracted his gaze and continued to play mobile games. After a while, Tang Xiaomei, who had already been to the store, sent a message saying that there were more than two dozen takeaway orders, so Ji Yanzhi hurriedly came to the store to deliver the takeaway.

Because of the elders in the family, Ji Yanzhi seriously warned Long Zhenzhen not to beat Grandpa Tang and Grandma Wu when he went out. Long Zhenzhen was a little puzzled, and even glanced at Ji Yan with a strange look.

"Isn't potato chips fragrant? Why don't I want to eat old people, that stuff is sour."

Ji Yanzhi: "...Anyway, you have to be obedient.

Long Zhenzhen curled her lips and said unhappily: "You know, you should go out to earn money to support your family. If you don't work hard, how can you feed me and my baby!"

——God's mother feeds his family, and what else is called "feed me and my baby". He felt like he was about to be a father when he heard it.

——Fuck, this is the first day Long Zhenzhen fell to him!

Ji Yan went out with no words. With forty takeaway orders, Ji Yanzhi was almost busy until about 9 o'clock in the evening before returning to his new home. As a result, as soon as he entered the house, he was shocked by the figure of Long Zhenzhen eating noodles holding a bucket as big as a bathtub.

——Fuck, Long Zhenzhen is really sown, and this is how the pig’s appetite is so poor, it is clearly gluttonous.

And to be honest, if you can't get rid of Long Zhenzhen and really stay with her, according to the'salary' his uncle gives him 6,000 yuan a month, she really can't support her.

"Brother, you can start a side job."

Tang Xiaomei suddenly leaned in front of Ji Yanzhi and said with a smile: "I went online today to see the professionals in the main business of ‘cleaning’. It’s at least this number to see Feng Shui."

Tang Xiaomei said here and made a very wretched money counting action.

Ji Yanzhi gave her a blank look. "I think it's fine for me now."

Long Zhenzhen, who had killed a bath of noodles, agreed with the words just right. "I also think it's good for Ah Yan to be like this, and I'm a rich woman, I can raise him."

"..." Ji Yanzhi: "I thank you for finding me a job that will benefit my life."

After speaking, Ji Yan went back to the house to take a bath and sleep without looking back.

Long Zhenzhen who was left behind was a bit inexplicable. "What do you mean by your brother?"

"... He meant that you treated him as a little boy."

"Ayan's face is quite white."

Long Zhenzhen murmured, and soon became happy again, and eagerly ran over to the quarters of Ji Yan's residence. At the first glance of the excitement, she knew that she was ready to attack Ji Yanzhi.

Little Sister Tang, who watched this scene silently, really believed that Long Zhenzhen was a Qiongqi who did not take the usual path. After all, the record of the "Shan Hai Jing" about the poor man and the villainous gentleman was not fake. of.

It can be said that even after a series of brainwashing events, Tang Xiaomei was still in a state of extreme shock that Long Zhenzhen fell in love with her brother.

Tang Xiaomei frowned and thought for a while. When Grandma Wu asked her what to eat for supper, she instantly put her troubles behind her.

Anyway, my cousin is so charming, why bother about the question of'how to fall in love with different species'? It's better to watch my cousin happily from now on being entangled by the overlord loli, and then staged the'fairy' to chase love. story.