Counterattack Into a Male God

"I call?" Huang Suzhen was a little dazed: "Why did I call? Can't my little brother help call the police for Yao Yaoling?"

"Aren't you the acting head of the crematorium village?" Ji Yanzhi was a little helpless, but still patiently explained: "Brother, because of the city No. 2 middle school, the police have already approved the firefighters and brothers. The vice-principal who brags the world's number one learned about the situation and paid special attention to me. I called the police again, didn't I admit that I was a member of the spread of feudal superstition?" Still a member of considerable weight.

Huang Suzhen still didn't understand: "My little brother was originally a member of feudal superstition, what's wrong with being determined by the police? It's wrong to subdue demons and demons in the future, it's not right, because the exorcism can be done in the future! "

Ji Yanzhi squinted, but his tone was easy-going: "I'm just a food delivery guy. There are talented people who are proficient in this business for exorcising evil spirits."

Huang Suzhen fixedly looked at Ji Yanzhi. When Ji Yanzhi frowned impatiently, Huang Suzhen quickly took out the phone and dialed the demon monster.

I told the police on the phone that the female college student who was currently carrying out a carpet search was dead, and only the wreckage remained.

Huang Suzhen finished speaking and hung up the phone.

It's not Huang Suzhen, who is trying hard to learn to be a human being (Weasel), who doesn't want to talk to the operator, she is really afraid that the operator will habitually say ‘how do you know’, ‘if it’s convenient, please come and register for registration’.

She has only transformed her personal appearance, and her hair hasn't faded. Is there a way to be sent out for registration?

Moreover, the police station is upright, not a place where spirits like them can easily set foot, so after speaking what should be said, hanging up the phone is what a good spirit who understands the rules of survival should do.

After Huang Suzhen made the phone call, Ji Yanzhi rode away on the motorcycle that had become empty.

Ji Yanzhi was not very lucky this time, because he was out of the crematorium village, and when he passed the crematorium, he ran into a police car that turned around again.

One of the police cars stopped in front of Ji Yanzhi, and out of the police car came an old detective who was about forty years old.

"Young man, you ran a takeaway!"

Ji Yanzhi nodded calmly.

At this time, the old detective said again: "I remember you, aren't you the apprentice of Jun Bai Ling (Lao Bai)? Why did you run away to take out?"

Ji Yan was helpless and had to explain: "I am not an apprentice of Lao Bai. I am babbling because of my family history. My dad is a layman. Although he died early, he still left me with a lot of good things. I am just that. Based on the good things my dad left behind, I can teach myself to become a talent."

The old detective nodded: "I believe this is what Mr. Bai Ling said."

Ji Yanzhi was silent for a while before he asked: "Then comrade criminal police stopped me, the one who delivered the food, because of what happened?"

"You just came out of the crematorium village!"

The old detective suddenly said, "For those of us in government departments, the crematorium village is a very magical place. Nine out of ten times, we can’t find the way, and the rest of the time we have to go there to deliver food. The rider leads the way to find it."

"But the village is empty, and the dilapidated houses are filled with animals. I often wonder, this takeaway can't be ordered by those animals, right?"

—It's really the takeaways that the animals ordered.

As a professional takeaway brother who specializes in running to the crematorium village, Ji Yanzhi can't tell the truth to the old criminal police who obviously noticed it, and even went to Lao Bai to ask for confirmation. So I had to pretend to be particularly helpless.

"Comrade Criminal Police wants to go to the crematorium? Do you want me to lead the way?"

The old detective shook his head and suddenly said with a smile: "Okay, Mr. Bai Ling said, don't you guys keep killing yourself for delivery. Just received a call to the police saying that the missing person we are looking for has been killed and it is An acquaintance committed the crime. Since you ran to the crematorium to deliver food, you must know the situation of the person reporting the crime."

Paralyzed, called Huang Suzhen to report the crime, but in the end he still couldn't avoid'exposure'. I knew it, I knew that Ji Yanzhi would still let Huang Suzhen report the crime, and would spend the night in the crematorium village, perfectly missing the old detective who had probably filed it for himself in my heart.

But who knows, will the old detective stare at him specifically, or go to the small restaurant at home to look for him in person!

Ji Yanzhi sighed sadly.

"You know, you know, but it's not that I don't tell Comrade Criminal Police, but that if you say it, it spreads feudal superstition. So, Comrade Criminal Police, don't ask, no matter how you ask, I won't say it."

"Okay, I don't ask. But comrade, you can come with us." The old detective smiled and explained: "It's not about letting you come into the institute for investigation, but follow us to find the victim near the victim's house. Human remains."

Ji Yanzhi did not speak any more. He decisively handed over his motorcycle to other police officers who could ride motorcycles. He followed the old police officer into the police car and went to the victim's house.

The victim's home was located in the village of Zhixiacheng in Anyue City, with a dozen neighbors nearby. However, there was only one pickling pickle, so the old detective directly searched his house based on what was said on the police phone. Sure enough, the criminals raped the victim first and then killed the victim. After dismembering the body, he marinated it in a jar of pickles and ate it slowly.

The key is not to say it is almost finished, but still keep a thigh, saying that it is to be eaten during the New Year. And most importantly, when the criminals stewed the marinated ribs, they also served a large bowl to the victim's family. The victim's family said that the stewed marinated ribs tasted good.

The victim's family now knows what kind of ribs they are eating, they immediately vomit into a slice, and strongly demand that the criminal be sentenced to death. After all, if the girl was raped and then killed and eaten, the whole family would taste the taste. Only the ancient king of Zhou and Yi Ya, who killed his son and cooked it, did the same thing.

The evil of the human nature of the wicked makes the good-hearted people creepy.

When Ji Yanzhi returned, he was sent back by a police car.

Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei naturally wanted to ask the reason. Ji Yanzhi thought that the news media should broadcast it on the day of the trial of the wicked. Moreover, with the literary talents of the reporters, they can only write scary stories that are almost immersive, so Ji Yanzhi simply vaccinated Old Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei in advance.

Comrade Tang and Xiaomei Tang really vomited.

"Oh my mother, there will be beasts who obliterate their conscience everywhere!" Comrade Tang took a sip of tea and talked about his hometown.

"Ayan, your grandfather called just now, saying that your great-grandmother is dead. Don't go back to the funeral. It is said that your uncle and grandfather's family disliked your great-grandmother for living so old and felt that she was taking the blessings of offspring. Go, put her in the room and starve to death."

"Now your grandfather and his family feel that your great-grandmother died well. They are going to have a big deal. Ask the song and dance team to dance and striptease to show filial piety. Your grandmother is so angry that he fainted. That's why your grandfather Tell us not to go back to our hometown."

"I think it's time to go back, at least to teach the uncle and grandpa and the family a lesson."

Speaking of this, Tang Xiaomei also looked angry. She and Ji Yanzhi are both filial, but they didn't expect their relatives who hadn't come out of Wufu to be so unfilial, and even fainted with anger. If I don't teach them a lesson, I'm sorry to her cousin who has been talking about since she was a child.

"In fact, we can control them remotely without going back."

Ji Yanzhi knew in his heart that the reason why his grandfather told them not to go back, apart from being very angry with his grandfather's family as an angry grandma, and his family's uncle and grandfather's family would be suspicious of him if they had an accident. After all, his life experience is not Secrets are not secrets from childhood to most of the time, so they say that it is best not to go back to the funeral.

Besides, if you can't attend the funeral of your great-grandmother, your grandparents will leave their hometown to settle in Anyue City where they are.

This is Ji Yanzhi's inference.

Ji Yanzhi also told the inference to Old Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei.

Upon hearing this, Comrade Tang and Xiaomei Tang expressed their enthusiasm for their elders coming to Anyue City to live together.

Then Tang Xiaomei said again: "Brother, what do you need to prepare to clean up people, dad and I are ready."

"You call grandma and ask about the birthdates of your uncle cousin and uncle cousin. I will prepare the others."

"Oh." Tang Xiaomei nodded heavily, and then said: "Dad, did you hear what your brother said, you call to ask for milk."

"Why is this my business again?" Comrade Tang was speechless, but he was very obedient and called his parents in his hometown.

Grandpa Tang answered the call. When Comrade Tang asked about the birthdates of his old wife, younger brother, and sister-in-law on the phone, Grandpa Tang responded very quickly. He directly reported the birthdates of the two and asked if he needed juniors. Birthday horoscope.

Ji Yanzhi shook his head aside: "It is enough to show the birthdates of your uncle and uncle's mother."

"Dad, did you hear it! As long as the birthdates of uncle and aunt are born!" Comrade Tang deliberately lowered his voice, pretending to be very mysterious and asked: "When will you come over, me, younger sister, Ayan? You all want to die?"

"Come after you finish your great-grandmother's funeral. Anyway, if something like this happens, there is no need to stay in my hometown."

The reason why this incident was not discovered until the great-grandmother was starved to death was mainly because the grandmother was married next door and usually visited the great-grandmother once every half a month.

As a result, a few days have passed since the last visit to the veteran. Who would have expected the uncle’s family to be so frantic and mad, and it is natural to believe that the granddaughter of their sons after their marriage was because their great-grandmother lived long enough to take up their family’s blessings. point.

Those who went to his mother accounted for the blessing of their family, don't you understand the old saying that there is an old family like a treasure?

According to Ji Yan's opinion, the birth of a granddaughter in their family is a blessing. Such an animal that is so frenzied and taken for granted should be cut off from offspring or grandchildren or give birth to a wicked and prodigal son who will harm the whole family.

After getting the birthday horoscopes of his uncle and uncle, Ji Yanzhi immediately went out to Lao Bai's place. When she came back, Tang Xiaomei was writing and drawing on a piece of paper, and Comrade Tang was standing aside and pointing. When Ji Yanzhi walked in, Comrade Tang sneered and said:

"Ayan, come and take a look, how are these ways to clean up people."

It should be the uncle and nephew. Comrade Tang’s thinking is actually very similar to that of Ji Yanzhi. They all felt that the uncle’s demented family should be cut off from their children or grandchildren or give birth to a wicked prodigal son who would harm the whole family.

"The old Wu family (grandmother's surname Wu), except your grandmother and great-grandmother, are all broken to their roots. The family was poor at the time, and your great-grandfather died young. It all depends on your great-grandmother's needlework craftsmanship. , I worked so hard to pull a son and a daughter to grow up. As a result, so difficult days have come. After the younger generations live a good life, they hate your great-grandmother for living too long. Tell me, what is the use of having a son? His mother is married to another family. It should be good to the Yue family, but basically no one says anything to the parents..."

As a good nephew appointed by Comrade Tang to take care of the elderly, Ji Yanzhi really felt that he had been warned.

He did not speak to refute Comrade Tang’s words, but said the truth: “The quality of a son depends on the quality of his daughter-in-law. After all, pillow wind has existed since ancient times. Like our aunt, who is a virtuous and virtuous woman, I never felt that uncle, your filial piety to grandpa, grandma, or even raising my nephew is wrong, so the atmosphere in our family is so harmonious."

Tang Xiaomei held her thumbs aside.

"That's the truth. So Dad, if you don't marry your daughter, it's the old thinking of another family. Okay, I'm as filial as my brother."

Comrade Tang rolled his eyes, and urged: "Ayan, how can you clean up those cousins?"

"Uh... how about letting them die on their own!"

It’s not good anyway. It’s better to let their family ‘hug a group’ to death, so as not to get married to another family when it’s time to harm other people’s sons and then to other people’s families.

Ji Yanzhi really thought so, but Comrade Tang fell silent.

"...This punishment...isn't it a bit light?" Tang Xiaomei said hesitantly.

"Who said that? The heaviest punishment in this world has always been that the heart is taller than the sky but inaction. Looking at the object of his disdain, he is happy, but he..." Ji Yanzhi paused, after all he did not take the poison. All the chicken soup was poured into Tang Xiaomei and Comrade Tang, but the topic was changed and talked about buying a house.

The house I currently live in is no more than a set of three, which is enough to live in three of them, but when Grandpa Tang comes, Grandma Wu will definitely look a little crowded. So Ji Yanzhi discarded his previous plans and prepared to start with a small two-story villa.

Just not far from the snack street where they are, there is a newly opened property. Except for the small two-story villas that meet the requirements of Ji Yan, they are all duplex buildings. The upper and lower areas add up, and the smallest one is about 120 square meters, which is completely enough for three generations of them.

It's just the price, which is very touching. At least if Ji Yanzhi is a serious one, if there is no other takeaway brother who comes to the money, even the down payment of 200,000 yuan is a problem, not to mention that Ji Yanzhi wants to pay in full.

These things are all worrying Ji Yan, and he just said that he didn’t want Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei to entangle him on how to clean up his uncle’s family. Besides, since there are three generations, a total of five people live. , It is time to ask Comrade Tang and Tang Xiaomei for their opinions.

"The duplex building is good, and the small two-story villa is also good. I heard that the villas in the most open real estate community have a small garden." If you have a garden, you can grow some vegetables in the garden and you can exercise your body. But the small two-story villa is said to be very expensive. Did you save enough money?"

Comrade Tang was also worried about this, so he directly said that he had saved hundreds of thousands there, and asked Ji Yanzhi to take it to buy a house.

How could Ji Yanzhi ask for Comrade Tang’s money? He simply stated that he had a special source of money. It was enough to buy a small two-story villa, and Comrade Tang’s money would be reserved for Tang Xiaomei as a dowry.

"I don't even have a male ticket. It's too early to say that I'm getting married."

Tang Xiaomei was also helpless, and she clearly talked about the house issue, how could it be related to her marriage. You must know that her personal problem has not been solved yet, and she is still a mother-to-child single, marrying a ghost!

"Uncle prepares for the little sister early."

Ji Yanzhi casually said a word of approval, and then he started busy.

It's about how to clean up the uncle's family.

In fact, Ji Yanzhi didn't think about how to deal with them. It is not a question of whether Ji Yanzhi is cold-blooded, but the saying that "a family has an old is like a treasure" is not false. The great-grandmother's ability to live to a hundred years old without any disease and disaster is itself the best portrayal of blessings.

Saying that it took the blessing of the family and caused all the cousins ​​to give birth to girls, chant!

His uncle, Comrade Tang, is not only a girl, but also the only seedlings of the couple who have worked hard for many years.

Wasn't it also a happily raised up? Didn't the aunt have no idea of ​​finding another son?

It is true that Comrade Tang loves to say that his nephew is responsible for providing him with old age.

But isn't this what Ji said should be?

It is equally important to have a great kind, but it is also important to nurture your kindness. Isn't it normal for you to raise me and raise you to grow old?

Therefore, Ji Yanzhi has always regarded Comrade Tang and Xiaomei Tang as his responsibility.

As for the uncle's family, hey, don't you think that the great-grandmother is alive, taking the blessing of their family. Then let them carry out the funeral of their great-grandmother's house. The continuation is so unlucky that they again suspect that the blessing is being occupied by their uncles and uncles and grandma.

However, even if they forced their uncles and uncles to death like their great-grandmothers, the blessings would not be able to reach their homes, but they would run out of blessings and suffer in the world without everything going smoothly. This is the greatest punishment for such a person who is so frenzied and taken for granted.

A series of decorations were made using the birth date and eight characters, and Ji Yanzhi went to buy a house.

Prices in Anyue City are not high, but a small two-story villa with a few square meters of garden costs three million yuan. However, this money is simply a small case for Ji Yanzhi, who has many collections in the space.

And just so coincidentally, when Ji Yanzhi just bought a house and was about to find a few great immortals to arrange manpower to help him clean the house, Grandpa Tang and Grandma Wu sold the fields and old houses in her hometown and came to Anyue City with her life savings.

When the two old people arrived, Comrade Tang and Xiaomei Tang picked them up.

Because Comrade Tang is fat, he belongs to the kind of people who are "disabled and strong." The two old people see the old comrade Tang who is round and autumn, and look at the thin and thin girl Tang who thinks that she is in good shape. I felt that Comrade Tang only cared about himself in terms of food and drink, and deducted the children harshly.

Comrade Tang was hard to say, especially when the old couple met Ji Yanzhi, they learned that their tall and thin grandson had bought a villa for them to live frugally, and taught that Comrade Tang is not like an elder. .

"..." Comrade Tang: "This is slander. Why am I not like an elder? I asked Ah Yan if he had enough money to buy a house. Ah Yan said that I don't want me to pay. What can I do? , It hurts Ayan's self-esteem."

Grandma Wu snorted. After all, she didn't continue preaching the old comrade Tang who raised her nephew as her own son. Instead, she talked about a family that had been in trouble since the funeral of her great-grandmother. He also said that he sold the house and fields in his hometown, just not wanting to have too much involvement with those black-hearted people.

"Did they come to trouble with grandma?" Tang Xiaomei, who ran to the kitchen to serve the fruit platter, was impatient when she heard Grandma Wu's words as soon as she entered the particularly elegant and simple living room. "Brother, I'll just say that your methods are too gentle, how can you just make them unlucky..."

Ji Yanzhi gave Tang Xiaomei a glance: "In a legal society, killing is illegal!"

Tang Xiaomei: "Brother, where did you want to go, I didn't instigate you to kill. I mean... hey, grandma, what did the old Wu family do? It makes you so angry."

"Wu Xiaohua, your cousin knows it."

Grandpa Tang took a sip of dry smoke and muttered, "Shortly after your great-grandmother was buried, she couldn't find out infertility. In order to avoid being divorced, she first hit her cousin with her idea. I want my family to be his husband's mistress. The people in the old Wu family are so refined except for your milk (grandmother). How could it be possible that they can only earn five or six thousand yuan a month, and they don’t look very good. Such a person is a mistress, unless you have the money to say otherwise. So..."

"So Wu Xiaohua hit the young girl's head?" Ji Yanzhi instantly guessed why Grandpa Tang and Grandma Wu, who had been nostalgic for their hometown and did not want to live in the city, made up their minds and sold the old house and land in their hometown. .

"It's so whimsical, I don't even bother to be angry with them."

The same is true for Tang Xiaomei, even Comrade Tang, who really doesn't even bother to get angry.

Let’s not talk about where Wu Xiaohua’s sense of superiority came from, she would think that the people of the old Wu family would not help him, and the people of the old Tang family would ‘help’ her not to be divorced. Although Tang Xiaomei's name is simple, she is not simple. Besides, there is also Ji Yanzhi, the almighty boss, how could it be possible for Tang Xiaomei to suffer such insults.

Ji Yanzhi didn't know that there was such a thing. Once he knew it, he had to give Wu Xiaohua a bad luck charm while taking the blessings of the old Wu family.

Ji Yanzhi sneered a few times in his heart, and then changed the subject: "Grandpa and grandma, in the small two-story villa we now live in, in addition to the flower terraces on both sides of the entrance, you can plant some flowers and plants, and there is a garden behind a few square meters where you can plant some vegetables. I didn't even finish it, so I just waited for my grandpa and grandma to come and discuss what side dishes to grow together."

Upon hearing this, she loved farming and wanted to live in the city, she could only dance square dancing. Grandpa Tang, who was inconvenient to visit each other's neighbors, and Grandma Wu suddenly beamed, and she didn't care about chatting with her son, granddaughter and grandchildren. The old couple hurried hand in hand, went to the small garden behind the villa to see, and then what kind of dishes should be grown in the place with little planning, and strive to make reasonable use of the space.

The old couple had something to do, and Comrade Tang, who was scolded all over, was relieved. Riding a broken eDonkey, he slowly went to open a store to continue doing business. As for Ji Yanzhi, she drove Tang Xiaomei to the crematorium village on a motorcycle.

"Do me a favor." Ji Yanzhi looked at Long Zhenzhen, whose mouth was constantly eating.

Long Zhenzhen, who always eats more than anything else, rarely stops eating.

"What's busy?" Long Zhenzhen asked.