Counterattack Into a Male God

Yu Manli stayed at home and was practicing playing world-famous music on the violin.

After receiving Zhou Zhen's call, Yu Manli was stunned for a while, then she remembered that she seemed to have agreed to participate in that, well, "Attack, star!" "That field reality show.

Yu Manli is a squeamish girl. It looks okay on weekdays, but when it comes to things that may endure, even if she promised in advance, Yu Manli will think about whether to go back afterwards.

However, since this call was made by Zhou Zhen, an elite woman who can be called a strong woman. Yu Manli also wanted to rely on Yu Guoli and Yu Guowen's two cousins ​​to make her debut in Huaguo, so Yu Manli worked hard, but still went to Ji Yanzhi's home.

"...Can't you bring sunscreen?" Yu Manli was a little dumbfounded as a result of the discussion among the audience. The ultraviolet rays on the beach are so strong, what should I do if my skin gets sunburned?

"That's a problem." Zhou Zhen was silent, and then asked Yu Guowen who'just happened' to meet Yan Yun for a date: "Attack on, star!" This outdoor reality show has a fixed number of four people? Okay? Can't you insert one more person?"

Yu Guowen nodded: "I have already asked clearly, the fixed number is four."

"Who are the other people participating in the show?" Yin Xiangtian asked suddenly. According to the urinary **** of those variety shows that he had seen in his previous life, in order to create a hot spot for entertainment, he would definitely play yang and yin to bring together two people who have hatred together, to see if they are fighting against each other.

"The program crew dare not." Zhou Zhen Liangliang said: "Although Guowen and I usually look very friendly, not as violent as Guoli. But everyone who knows should know that Guowen and I are not as violent as Guoli. But it's easy to talk. If you dare to act against me and Guowen, you will naturally have to pay the price."

Even if you don’t rely on Zhou’s family, the industry’s gold-plated screenwriters and gold-plated producers who have real power and are responsible for managing the logistics of the film crews filmed by the director have the network resources that ordinary stars need to look up to.

If "Attack, star! If the director of the filming is smart, he should not violate the demands made by Zhou Zhen and Yu Guowen at the same time. Strictly speaking, the demands made by Zhou Zhen and Yu Guowen are not too much. They are nothing more than putting Yan Yun, Ji Yanzhi, Yin Xiangtian and the semi-naive Yu Manzhen into the same group.

Ji Yanzhi thinks "Attack, star! "The program team should not violate Zhou Zhen and Yu Guowen's requirements, but other candidates for participating in the program, it is estimated that it is a bit difficult to say.

Whether it’s Zhou Zhen, Yu Guowen, or Yan Yun, they know this very well. Ji Yanzhi didn’t talk nonsense about this issue. Anyway, when water comes, there will be mountains to stop it. See you then. The trick is done.

Yan Yun and Yin Xiangtian and Yu Manli continued to discuss what to bring. In the end, Yu Manli, who was afraid of getting tanned, decided to bring a large bottle of sunscreen with about 1000ml. Because Yin Xiangtian said: "Other celebrities should bring more things, then Manli will exchange extra sunscreen with other celebrities."

There was no objection to this season's statement, and Yan Yun wouldn't say anything anymore. Yu Manli, who was worried, quickly entered the state of preparation.

A few days later, about a week later, while "The Great Dewu" was airing on major satellite TV stations, Yan Yun, Ji Yanzhi, Yin Xiangtian, and Yu Manli formally participated in "Attack, Star!" "This outdoor reality show.

In addition, Zhao Guangrui, who played the role of Emperor Dewu, Hao Jiali, a popular traffic flower, Gu Qingsong, a little outdated actor, Tantai Dream and the athlete Di Li all joined the "Attack, Star!" "This outdoor reality show, that is to say, the number of people is not the standard even number of four people in the past, but one team is destined to have a large number of people.

"This is the rhythm of making trouble!" Yin Xiangtian murmured softly in front of Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi squinted: "Nonsense. People's program group just wants to make the show hotter."

"Speaking of this, don't you have a guilty conscience, Brother Ji?" Yan Yun also moved closer, muttering.

Yu Manli was very nervous, and the feeling of standing in front of the camera and playing with the orchestra on the stage was not the same at all. "Um... shall we follow the original plan and get the four of us together?"

"There is a brother, there is no need to add an unfamiliar person. Right, Old Ji!" Yin Xiangtian put his hand on Ji Yanzhi's shoulder, and said arrogantly.

Their sister Yan Yun is in love with Yu Guowen. It's not clear what kind of concerns the lovers are out of. They still have no official announcement but an underground romance. But this does not mean that Zhao Guangrui is forced, and it can be forced by Comet Entertainment to form the CP of the emperor and queen, and get close to their extremely united team.

"Yeah. Just take care of Manli."

In Ji Yanzhi's heart, Yu Manli, who is known as the original heroine, has a very good impression of Yin Xiangtian, the original hero who is still very lucky. Ji Yanzhi is not committed to digging the corner of the son of luck, so she is happy to be Yu Manli is trying to take care of Yin Xiangtian.

In the same way, Yin Xiangtian also has a good impression of Manli, a delicate girl. In response to Ji Yanzhi's words, Yin Xiangtian also hummed, ran to Yu Manli's side, smiled and waved at his camera, and said loudly.

"Hello, audience friends, this is a member of our A team, come, let me introduce you!" Yin Xiangtian introduced the players one by one at the camera. "This is your Lihuang noble concubine-the big brother Ji of women's clothing, your dignified, intelligent and forbearing Queen Guo-Miss Yan Yun, and our famous violinist abroad-gentle and lovely Miss Yu Manli."

Yin Xiangtian really has a sense of variety, and as soon as his ridiculous words came out, he has already gathered in "Attack, Star!" The audience on the live broadcast platform of the column burst into laughter.

[There is a second idiot there: The big prince is so funny, no wonder he can do something to hand over his sweetheart to the Great Dewu. 】

"Attack, star! "This column declares that the program is the most authentic in a live broadcast, without falsification, so its popularity has always been the hottest among many outdoor reality shows. And this also means that participating stars will have the consequences of two levels of differentiation between good and bad. Anyway, after the participation, the popularity is there, but whether it is red or black and red, it depends on the performance of the celebrity in the show.

Like to watch "Attack, Star! "The audience of the show will not mind too much about the celebrity guests participating in the show, but the difference between too much and the external person is too big, then it is destined to be black and red.

Except for Yan Yun, the members of "Their Team A" in Yin Xiangtian’s mouth are newcomers who have not set up or are too late to set up, and have too many tags.

As for Yan Yun, she started to enter the entertainment circle because of the milk tea advertisement she shot, so the personality set for her by Comestar Entertainment is exactly the same as the "milk tea girl" in the milk tea advertisement. She is an elegant and temperamental intellectual big sister. route.

In fact, Yan Yun is elegant, but her temperament...

It's not that the temperament from an orphanage is not good, but that Yan Yun's temperament is not like that of air bangs. Yan Yun's own bold personality is a bit silly and elder sister's style, in fact, this kind of very down-to-earth personality is also very marketable. But I don’t know if the top leaders of Comet Entertainment Company are filled with **** in their heads. Whether they are male or female celebrities, the large brokerage companies are very upright.

Female celebrities are either intellectual, elegant and considerate big sisters, or lovely and innocent national ladies; male celebrities are either sunny little dogs, or healthy old bacon. Even Zhao Guangrui's dog is a proper little fresh meat that is positive and serious.

Well, in the eyes of Yin Xiangtian, who has already been prejudiced against him, Zhao Guangrui's small meat is already half sour.

"Want to say hello to the audience?"

Under the direction of the director, the staff pointed the cameras connected to the live broadcast platform one by one to nine people who participated in this "Attack, Star!" "The star of Survival Island album.

As soon as this word fell, the other five people who had already criticized Yin Xiangtian and the others who had divided the team without authorization, immediately changed their faces, and were friendly to the camera facing the "Attack, Star!" through the live broadcast platform. "The live broadcast greeted the audience.

The five people didn't know that the moment they changed their faces, especially Hao Jiali's so distorted, was watched by the audience who watched the live broadcast motionlessly.

The audience began to talk about--

[I am a cute little girl: all the nine participating guests like it. But everyone's face-changing skills are deeply admired. Especially @郝佳丽, the fake nose is almost crooked. I still can't forget that when she participated in the "Truth or Dare" show, she vowed to say that she didn't have plastic surgery. Nasty, hypocrisy! 】

[Ji Xiao brother Mei cracked the sky: It's jealous. Jealousy makes people ugly. I remember that when the filming of "The Great Dewu", @郝佳丽, who was in charge of the traffic flower, also wanted to let the gold master behind her make great efforts to let her airborne the crew to replace @季言之出言丽皇贵太妃Woolen cloth. I don't know where she is confident that she can beat our lady's big brother @季言之小哥哥. 】

[Yuyu falls in love with cats: the self-confidence that being able to daydream brings her. I really don't want to see @郝佳丽's face, that ghost looks like someone owes her! 】

[I am a cute little girl: Damn, look carefully, look at that **** suddenly winking at Brother Ji. She wouldn't want to start with our little brother Ji. 】

[Yuyu falls in love with cats: Don't you tell me, I haven't noticed yet, Hao Jiali's Nabitchi not only winks at Brother Ji, but also scratches his head and poses at my eldest prince. Paralysis, where is such a big face, wanting to kill Brother Ji and the eldest prince in one go. 】

...

The barrage of subsequent blockbuster movies was all scolding Niang, scolding Hao Jiali not to Bilian. Even if Hao Jiali’s fans said [you are all talking about Jiali, obviously Jiali is the best-looking of all women], Hao Jiali’s remarks that she did not know her were brushed down.

The staff naturally noticed the remarks on the barrage, and immediately moved the camera away from Hao Jiali's side, but directly aimed the camera at Ji Yanzhi, who is handsome in men's clothing and stunning in women's clothing, and then adjusted the camera farther to allow participation. After all of the nine guests were in the lens, they began to formulately introduce the situation of the nine guests.

At this time, "Attack, star! "Only when the recording and live broadcast officially started.

Apart from the familiar Yan Yun, Yin Xiangtian, Yu Manli and Zhao Guangrui, Ji Yanzhi's other four unfamiliar guests have zero interaction.

Ji Yanzhi stood beside Yan Yun, with Yin Xiangtian on the left. There was obviously no extra action but it seemed to concentrate the brilliance of the whole world. In front of the camera, he was even more dazzling than Yin Xiangtian, a handsome and systematically helpful son of luck.

Because Yin Xiangtian had already preempted the team to sort it out automatically, so after boarding the ship and reaching the island with sea on all sides, he went directly to the link of elaborating the specifications.

"Please discuss carefully what to keep."

The director gave an order to confiscate the salutes brought by the guests. Both male and female guests can only choose one item for ‘survival on the island’.

The guests started wailing, but most of the actors were acting. Even Yin Xiangtian gave a weird cry, then pulled the team members, under the camera, began to discuss what to bring to the island.

They had rehearsed these in advance, so they chose what they should bring according to the original plan. Only when it was Yu Manli's turn, she began to make trouble.

"What's the matter?" Yin Xiangtian asked in a low voice.

"That person chose sunscreen." Yu Manli pointed to Tantaimeng, and said in a low voice: "So let's just cook it!"

"Huh?" Yan Yun followed Tantai Meng's line of sight and looked over. "That's Sister Meng, a senior in the music industry. I'll talk to Sister Meng, Xiangtian and Manli, and wait for her to come back and choose something."

With that, Yan Yun walked towards Tantai Dream, and the two whispered to each other, and soon reached a strategic cooperation.

Yan Yun ran back again. "Manli, you choose your large-capacity sunscreen. Xiang Tian, ​​you give up choosing salt and choose a boiling pot. I have already discussed with Meng sister. Exchange half of the sunscreen for half of the five kilograms of coarse salt she chose. "

The world of entertainment supremacy is weird. Generally, fine things such as refined salt are packaged in small quantities, while coarse salt is packaged in large quantities. The taste is salt anyway, the difference is that one is as delicate and white as flour, and the other is as distinct as white sugar.

Yu Manli exclaimed that she deserved to be their sister Yan, and handed over a large bottle of sunscreen with about 1,000 milliliters to Yan Yun for processing.

Yin Xiangtian carried the cooking pot and greeted himself at the camera.

"Anyone who likes to watch Brother Ji’s live broadcast should know that your brother Ji has a good cooking skill in addition to women's clothing."

Crazy refreshing on the live video window——

[Know, know, we know! Heart water

Yin Xiangtian laughed strangely again, and ridiculed the audience who couldn't see it at all.

"This time, the members of our A team have a good taste. You guys and girls especially want the sun's little brother Ji who cooks super delicious food. After going down the island, let Ji little brother prepare a lot of seafood."

Ji Yanzhi drifted by, squinting towards the sky.

"In fact, I have another specialty, which is very suitable for survival on the island."

"Huh?" Yin Xiangtian asked subconsciously: "What is it?"

"Rock charcoal grilled simple batch."

After Ji Yanzhi said coolly, he went to take care of the physical strength of Team A, and took two tents and two thick blankets back from the staff's hands.

"..." Yin Xiangtian looked dumbfounded: "I suspect that Lao Ji is connoting me just now, what do you think?"

Barrage--

[Just kidding, as a big lady in women's clothing, how can Brother Ji connote people! 】

[Little brother Ji is just dictating a famous dish. Rock charcoal grilled simple batch. Hahahahaha! 】

A series of hahaha, the work of peeping at the screen can't help but want to laugh. They have a hunch that the team A led by the captain Yin Xiangtian will definitely explode, at least better than the team B, which is obviously still in the running-in period. .

The nine guests and the staff who followed the film all went down to the island. Then, in full view, the ship sailed away from the island and docked on another island in the nearby waters.

The beach is very white and delicate, and I don’t feel awkward at all when I walk on the beach barefoot with my shoes off. The two girls, Yan Yun and Yu Manli, simply took off their shoes and walked barefoot on the beach.

The members of Team A and Team B are separated by almost half a beach.

This is the rule. For the convenience of shooting, the two teams should not communicate too much.

But even if they are a bit far apart, team A can see clearly what the people of team A are doing and have a good vision.

After the song, Tantaimeng and Hao Jiali also followed the same example, taking off their shoes and walking barefoot on the beach.

The **** men of both teams started to set up tents.

Because there is one more person in Team B, the extra person-sportsman Di Li rarely asks for a sleeping bag.

This is a smart choice. There is a big temperature difference between day and night near the sea. When a bonfire can burn day and night, it is the most correct thing to place a sleeping bag next to the bonfire.

Soon, Team A and Team B set up their tents.

The program team said at this time that night is coming, so that the teammates in trouble and themselves are not hungry, the big guys can look for food together.

As a survival program in the wild, since the program group asks the big guys to find food, they will naturally not provide it. Even if it is fresh water, it is up to them to exchange the excess food they obtain.

This is the practice of the program group, so the nine guests, even the most hypocritical and **** Hao Jiali among them, did not express their dissatisfaction. Just before the action, Jiao Didi asked where we were going to find food.

The Di Li who was asked was a straightforward BOY, directly facing Hao Jiali with the doubt of ‘Are you mentally retarded?’

"Surrounded by the sea, where would you like to find food?"

Zhao Guangrui, who was about to greet Di Li to pick up shells and conch and cook it in a pot, couldn't help but lower his head and smirk. Sure enough, the biggest nemesis of the green tea **** is the incomprehensible straight man. Seeing that Di Li was just a sentence, it made Hao Jiali, who was biting and standing still unaware, almost crooked.

Di Li spoke upright at this time.

"Relying on the mountains, eating the mountains, relying on the sea, eating the sea, the ancestors said that, we children and grandchildren should do the same. Have to ask to know what to eat? With that leisure time, it is better to go to the mangrove forest like Xuemeng and Gu. Pick up some firewood and come back."

Di Li really couldn't bear to see Hao Jiali, who didn't know what to do since their boys set up a tent, and only posed for Hao Jiali in the wind, so when he talked, he said that he was extraordinarily polite, and he said Hao Jiali's eyes. It's red. It feels like crying, but the tears just won't shed.

[Hahaha, I finally saw what is called a straight man like steel. 】

[Why Hao Jiali is crying? I'm so embarrassed to cry. Without help, I saw her posing there! 】

[I also asked where to find food. Is the seafood scattered on the beach not food? 】

[Mentally retarded may think that seafood on the beach cannot be eaten! 】

All the bullet screens did not say that Hao Jiali was good. It can be seen how bad Hao Jiali's view of passersby feels except for her brain-dead fans. However, the program group stipulates that all guests participating in the program cannot use electrical equipment, so Hao Jiali, who does not know that she has developed into the dark, turns her eyes, and actually ran to the Ji Yanzhi who was directing Yin Xiangtian to pick up smooth and flat stones to find a sense of existence. NS.

"Little brother, what are you doing?" Hao Jiali asked pretendingly.

Ji Yanzhi didn't say a word, and continued to cut the branches with his dagger.

Hao Jiali didn’t get a response and was not discouraged. She still said to herself: "Little brother, you are so capable, no wonder you can agree to the director to play the role of a woman. Unlike me, because she has to take care of her sick boyfriend, she has to decline. ."

"Do you want to know the reason?" Ji Yanzhi finally said: "The reason why the director let me play the Royal Concubine is because I look good in women's clothing. I don't want you to act, naturally because your appearance is not up to the standard. Entry standard."

Having experienced so many worlds, Ji Yanzhi is no longer the incomprehensible teenager. It's just, in fact, the nemesis of the green tea **** is not only the incomprehensible straight steel man, but also the man who has a poisonous mouth and loves to tell the truth like Ji Yanzhi.

It's okay not to ignore her. When she talks to her, Hao Jiali only feels that the blood is upwelling.

"How can you say that to others. It really hurts people's hearts."

"Or I'll ask the director for a mirror, and you look carefully in the mirror." Ji Yanzhi's cool irony: "People, in addition to self-knowledge, there must be ethics, and you can't tell lies without your conscience. You, um, by the way, my sister, what is your name!"

——I ridiculed people for so long and didn't know their name, deliberately.

When Ji Yanzhi threw it out, Hao Jiali burst into tears and ran away crying.

The Internet exploded because of Ji Yanzhi's unrivalled green tea. Many netizens said that they laughed at the pig cry, and learned how to quickly and accurately solve the problem of not wanting Bilian's green tea bitch.

Yin Xiangtian, who watched this ‘farce’, also said that he had learned it. When Ji Yanzhi cut the pointed sticks one after another, he asked: "Brother Ji, what else do you think I need to do?"

Ji Yanzhi looked around and found that Yan Yun and Yu Manli had made an appointment to pick up timber in the mangroves, so he asked him to ask the show crew for a net bag.

"Have you seen the video of rushing the sea? You can catch blue crabs in the mangroves by the sea. You can catch the crabs with a net bag. Place."

Yin Xiangtian nodded, and then asked a little worried: "Brother, you are really sure not to let me help catch the fish."

"Definitely and quickly roll away."

Ji Yanzhi squinted, and then took a few pointed wooden sticks he made with a dagger and walked out to the beach, waiting for the water to flow over his knees and over his waist, and then secretly took a drop from space that could attract fish. Lingquan water drops in the sea, slowly waiting for the prey to come closer.

Mr. Ji is confident that even if it is a shark, he can solve the shark quickly and accurately with only a pointed wooden stick.