Counterattack Into a Male God

Ji Yanzhi's luck is always uniquely blessed. No, he just thought about the shark, and a great white shark about the length of an adult appeared near the shallows.

The netizens who were watching the live broadcast were so scared that they screamed again and again, and even the staff were taken aback and greeted Ji Yanzhi to come up quickly.

However, Ji Yanzhi was holding his cheeks, and came out with a puzzled sentence: "This white shark is probably not very smart. Didn't he know that it is easy to get stranded when it appears in the nearby waters?"

The netizens who were watching the live broadcast spontaneously brushed out rows of ellipsis, and at the same time sent out a cry from the soul in words——

[Fuck, shark. 】

[Little brother, your focus is wrong! 】

[Hurry up to be obedient and come ashore, OK? 】

Ji Yanzhi suddenly moved. He did not go ashore obediently, but jumped up quickly and accurately, and then the pointed wooden stick in his hand was facing down, and when he fell into the sea, he fiercely inserted the white that was actually attracted by the spring water. Shark head.

The whole action was done in one go, just like the kind of super-difficult action movie staged in a movie theater, making everyone (including online audiences) silent and dare not to show the atmosphere.

"Look, I said this white shark is not smart!"

This white shark that was attracted by the spring water was considered a ‘dead well enough’. Ji Yanzhi dragged it ashore and dragged it to the camping site of Team A.

The camping site of Team A is close to the Gaozhihai Reef, and the environment is good, with its back against the reef facing the endless, white and fine white sandy beach.

Ji Yanzhi squatted in front of the tent and quickly hacked the fresh white shark with a dagger on the spot.

The viewers who watched the live broadcast on the Internet were basically shocked by Ji Yanzhi's actions, let alone the staff who stayed on the shore and followed the shooting with a remote camera. They were stunned and thought they saw the martial arts youth. .

Oh, not thinking, but Ji Yanzhi himself is a martial arts young man. Still the kind of male and female.

Suddenly, the number of viewers in Team A's live broadcast room increased geometrically.

After the audience asked why the incoming barrage is [FML, ah ah ah ah ah], it was immediately has become a little brother sister dedicated fans can not wait to start the season netizens science, martial guise season little brother 'hand 'The scene of killing the white shark.

Not only netizens said, in fact, some netizens have already uploaded that scene cut screen to the bib, and it instantly became the headline and dominated the hot search lists.

# Cuisine of a young man who is said to have played the role of the Peerless Demon Girl as a man, how did he become a young man of martial arts! #

It can be said from "Attack, Star! "Since the beginning of the broadcast, only Ji Yanzhi has the most popular traffic surge. This, according to the cleverness of the big brother Ji, has long been expected. When the three of Yin Xiangtian came back holding firewood, Ji Yanzhi was throwing all the shark entrails into the sea to feed the fish.

Facing the shocked face of his companion, Ji Yanzhi didn't say anything. Instead, he took a few straight red branches and began to cut the bark with a dagger.

"We will eat grilled shark tonight."

Yin Xiangtian was the first to recover, and quickly started building a bonfire with dead branches according to Ji Yanzhi's words.

"We caught a few crabs." The recovered Yan Yun said: "Brother, cut a piece of shark meat for me. Manli and I will go to the staff in exchange for fresh water."

Upon hearing this, Ji Yanzhi took the dagger and dropped it, and cut a large piece of meat from the shark carcass that had been cleaned.

"Your dagger is really sharp." Yin Xiangtian said with envy.

"Ancestral."

Ji Yanzhi didn't lift his head and said, "Xiang Tian, ​​you go to the reef to pick up shells. When Sister Yan Yun and her two bring fresh water back, you can just cook a pot of soup in a boiling pot."

Yin Xiangtian: "Then this is a slate like a washboard, how do you plan to get it?"

Ji Yanzhi: "I'll deal with it."

Yin Xiangtian: "Brother Ji, that's hard work."

Ji Yanzhi: "Go and come back quickly."

Ji Yanzhi continued to cut his wooden stick, and then cut the fat and delicate shark meat with a dagger into pieces, pierced with the shaved wooden stick, sprinkled with coarse salt, and inserted the worn shark meat into the bonfire. Then Yin Xiangtian gave him the lighter to light the bonfire.

After a while, there was a sizzle, and it was obvious that the white shark bladder was very thick, and once it was grilled, it began to emit an attractive fish fragrance.

Because it is an island, there is no such thing as a crowded place on weekdays. The seafood ‘produced’ here is very rich. Yin Xiangtian, as the son of luck, was not as lucky as Ji Yanzhi. He fumbled over the reef and found several head-sized coconut snails.

Yin Xiangtian thought how many coconut snails were enough to cook a pot of seafood soup full of snail meat, so he was no longer greedy, and happily returned to the camp with a few coconut snails in a net bag. Then, like a good baby, watching Ji Yanzhi take the coconut snails, he lifted his dagger and dug out the meat of a coconut snail.

Yan Yun and Yu Manli, who went to exchange fresh water with the staff, have returned.

Yan Yun briefly cleaned the boiling pot with seawater nearby, and then placed it on the stovetop that was simply built up with stones.

The fresh water is packed in barrels of mineral water, and there is about half a bucket of water in it.

As a female man, Yan Yun easily picked up the bottled mineral water and poured it into the boiling pot, and also teased herself.

“It’s not easy for us girls. It’s okay if you don’t have a boyfriend. Once you have a boyfriend you just dated, even if you can open the bottle cap with your bare hands, you have to pretend to be weak and give your boyfriend a chance to perform. It's not hypocritical, but to satisfy men's wish that girls are all small birds."

[Yes, you are right! The large-scale world is really fragrant! 】

[Hahaha, I'm just like a bird. When there is a boyfriend, it is so weak that the wind blows down. When there is no boyfriend, carrying a gas tank on the fifth floor is definitely not a problem. 】

[On the top floor, in the eyes of all boyfriends under the sky, their girlfriends are weak and dependable, in fact, emmmmm...]

Team A hunted an adult-length white shark here, while Team B did nothing magically.

Unlike the members of Team A, who are exceptionally harmonious, Team B has a strange and unknowing green tea bitch, who repeatedly demonstrates his presence there.

What freely originated fish in the sea is a living life anyway, do we really want to eat it? Yuyu is so pitiful.

What kind of octopus is so disgusting, you will definitely get sick if you eat it. Let's let him go!

In short, after a series of show operations by Hao Jiali, Team B finally picked up a few conch shells, barely enough to fill their stomachs, which looked like Team A, which was grilled shark meat and boiled coconut snail meat.

The contrast was fierce, and the barrage began to be speechless.

[Black question mark face, what we are watching is really a live survival program, not a cult scene that promotes "what does fish have, we can't eat it, we have to be hungry, pure and kind", right? 】

[I also have this question. Seeing Hao Jiali with a fake face performing a green tea drama similar to "Tutu is so cute, how can you eat him", goose bumps all over her body. Hao Jiali, you are so kind, so kind that makes all your team members hungry together. Don't eat those conch shells when you have the ability! 】

[I want to **** curse, my brother, Gu Yingdi, Di Li finally caught a few fish easily? Even sister Meng, the queen of singing, did her best to pick the octopus on the sidelines. As a result, Hao Jiali, the Harpy, let go of the fish and the octopus without even asking. Is she sure she hasn't been gnawed by a pig? 】

[The upstairs scolding Hao Jiali is fine, why bother scolding the pig together. The pigs are so cute, they are so fat, their meat is delicious. 】

[Hahaha upstairs, it's correct, just Hao Jiali's fake stuff, why is it compared with a pig? 】

[I remember that Hao Jiali sent a scarf two days ago before going on the show, saying that the steak is delicious and the pineapple and sour pork is delicious. How pitiful cows and pigs are. They also have life. How could Hao Jiali, such a kind and enchanting evildoer, divide his life into different ranks. 】

[Niuzhu: Sorry, in the eyes of Hao Jiali, we are not worthy of life. 】

Team B here because Hao Jiali arbitrarily called the shots and let them go for dinner on the grounds that "fish is so cute, octopus is disgusting", and fell into an unprecedented silence.

The atmosphere of Team A is unusually harmonious.

Perhaps Yin Xiangtian wanted to take the upright Boy route, but the farce that happened on the B team made him laugh directly into his stomach.

"Oh, I haven't seen such a magnificent world for a long time. It has refreshed my knowledge of stupid people."

Yan Yun glared at Yin Xiangtian: "Gloating is not your gloating method, right. Be a little reserved and don't let netizens see that you are gloating."

[Sister Yanyun, we have already seen it. The eldest prince is gloating. 】

【2333, it is common for people to gloat for misfortune, because we are also gloating for misfortune. 】

[It's still our little brother Ji who is more stable, and his expression has not changed! Brother Ji is planning to set up a facial paralysis set? Brother Ji can do it, we trust you. 】

Ji said that he did not move like a mountain, and still slowly used the rock slab that had been cut flat and placed it on the simple stone stove that was used to cook coconut snails. The shark meat was marinated in coarse salt for a while.

The other team members used coconut snail shells as bowls on the spot, cut red branches to make chopsticks, and enjoyed eating around the stove.

"Isn't it said that there are Merlot beads in coconut snails? I really want to experience the pleasure of digging Merlot beads from coconut snails!"

Yu Manli's words made Yin Xiangtian happy.

"Tomorrow I will pick up coconut snails again, I will definitely make you feel this kind of fun." Yin Xiangtian said to Manli very seriously.

Yu Manli blushed, and the tips of her ears turned pink.

Yu Manli did not speak any more, but the atmosphere between the two made Yan Yun and Ji Yanzhi invariably step back a few steps, leaving space for them, let alone on the Internet.

Netizens started to scan the barrage of [the two must be adulterous], neatly and neatly and the B team's live broadcast room has been scanning the screen and scolding Hao Jiali, but it seems very consistent.

The sky was getting dark gradually, and the smoke was curling up. Yan Yun, who deliberately met with the singer queen, brought the dream of singing queen Tantai over.

Tantai Dream is already in his 30s, except for the first struggle for his dream. It can be said that the reason why her appearance looks so easy-going is entirely at this point.

Tantaimeng didn't scold Hao Jiali for brain damage in front of the camera. It was her generosity.

"Xiao Ji's craftsmanship is good!" Tantai Meng ate the grilled shark skewers and gave Ji Yanzhi a thumbs up.

Ji Yanzhi smiled shyly, but said: "If you have all the condiments at home, it will taste better."

"That's pretty good."

Tantaimeng's attitude is very kind, without the taste of being superior. He even took the initiative to ask for Ji Yanzhi's prestige, planning to get along with friends after the show.

Perhaps Team A was too friendly to Tantaimeng's eating behavior. The standard upright Boy sports athlete Di Li touched his hungry stomach, and couldn't bear to throw the conch shell on the ground anymore, and ran towards Ji Yanzhi and the others.

The movie emperors Gu Qingsong and Zhao Guangrui did the same, and they also broke out in the hunger and silence that were so hungry that they were groaning.

Their arrival was definitely in the expectation of the members of Team A. Even if the adult-length great white sharks have their internal organs removed, it is not Ji Yanzhi that the four of them can eat a meal even with the Tantai dream. Therefore, the guest members of Team A, including Ji Yanzhi, greeted Gu Qingsong, Zhao Guangrui, and Di Li with special enthusiasm, and asked them to learn from Tantai Dream and grill shark meat skewered with red branches around the campfire.

Hao Jiali, who was left alone and beautiful:...

This year's teammates are not good enough, how can they be so unambitious.

Hao Jiali touched her stomach and found that she was full of anger. The members of Team A, who knew that they were all petty ghosts, would not take the initiative to ask herself to eat, so she snorted and got into the tent. In that way, most of them have never considered that the tent is for two people, and the blanket is also the problem of two people covering it together, so I just wrap the blanket and go to bed.

The staff who followed Hao Jiali were speechless and couldn't help but sympathize with the dream of Tantai, who has always been known for her elegance and calmness. It was precisely because of such emotions that the staff could not help but remind Tantai Meng. You must know that Tantaimeng is an old singer in the music world anyway. Offending her really shows how mindless Hao Jiali is from the side.

After listening to the staff, not only Tantaimeng but also Team A were collectively silent.

"This woman's brain is sick!" Yin Xiangtian chuckled, fully demonstrating what disdain is to everyone present.

Ji Yanzhi echoed: "That's called princess disease. In layman's terms, princess disease usually occurs in girls who are at home but whose hearts are higher than the sky. Hao... By the way, what's the name of that cocky girl."

Yan Yun sneered: "Brother, you deliberately, when you know that she is not self-aware, and her appearance is not enough for the entry standard, now she asks her name again. Be careful if she knows it, ask you to perform a crying show. Oh, you are a straight man who is incomprehensible."

"Oh, it turned out to be her." Ji Yanzhi said from Congshan Logistics, "Is it wrong? If Li Huanggui's concubine really looks like her, she is not the white moonlight cinnabar mole in the hearts of two generations of emperors. It's white rice grains of mosquito blood. If you don't believe it, Sister Yan Yun asked Xiangtian, and asked him whether he looked at the awl face from a normal man's eyes, whether the artificial beauty such as European-style large double eyelids looks good."

Yin Xiangtian: "..."

Yin Xiangtian was silent for a while, and Guo said honestly: "At first I thought it was pretty and different, but there are too many artificial beauties of the same type, just like the ones coming down the assembly line. The beautiful faces are too much the same, yes. People have to be aesthetically tired, okay."

"That's the truth." Zhao Guangrui smiled and agreed: "So I really don't understand why Hao Jiali participated in this show?"

Gu Qingsong also said: "Could it be that I heard that the actor of the royal concubine Li Huang also participated in this outdoor reality show. Not convinced that a man's clothing is actually more beautiful than her, so I participated." It's just a pity and her. She belongs to the same entertainment company, and she knows herself as the owner of her back, so she has to take care of her in front of the camera.

"It's important for a person to have self-knowledge."

Di Li smashed a sentence, and then squeezed Zhao Guangrui away to talk to Ji Yanzhi.

The atmosphere became more and more fiery. When the bonfire was extinguished, Di Li simply moved the sleeping bag over and slept next to the tent built by Team A.

Yan Yun invited Tantaimeng into the tent where she and Yu Manli lived, and the three of them covered a blanket, which was just fine!

No dream for a night.

In the morning, the big guy was awakened by the sound of seagulls.

Yan Yun yawned and walked out of the tent first.

"Brother, you got up really early."

Just ran a lap along the beach, Ji Yanzhi had soaked his hair with sweat at this time, and they clung to each other messily.

"What to eat?"

Ji Yanzhi first asked Yan Yun.

Yan Yun: "When we went to the mangrove forest to collect firewood yesterday, we saw several coconut trees. I called Xiang Tianmanli to pick coconuts. Brother, would you like to pick up some seafood on the beach?"

"The tide rose last night?"

Yin Xiangtian asked, who came out yawning.

"Last night not only the high tide, but also thunder!" Ji Yanyi said serious nonsense: "You didn't feel it last night?"

Yin Xiangtian: "..."

"I think you are assing me." Yin Xiangtian rubbed a handsome face and said bitterly, "Brother, you are so immoral!"

"I am glad that I am willing to take care of me."

Ji Yanzhi felt that in addition to being a friend of women’s gangsters and women, it’s also good to be an upright and poisonous boy. So in the next few days, he almost released himself and Yin Xiangtian’s nasty critics staged a "good brother loves and kills each other." 'The drama.

With the blessing of this ‘smart idea’, the ten-day "Attack, Star!" "After half of the show time, Ji Yanzhi and Yin Xiangtian were the best brothers in popularity, followed by Yan Yun, and even Yu Manli, who was obviously regarded as the favorite of the team, was favored by the other three members of Team A. The little princess on the palm is also very popular.

Only Hao Jiali, it can be said that she is a mouse **** that was placed in Team B, and she couldn't swallow a good pot of porridge even if she stinked.

In order to avoid eating shit, as early as "Attack, star! "On the second day of the broadcast, the actor Gu Qingsong and Tantai Meng after the song discussed the division of labor between the two teams with Yan Yun, who was obviously the captain.

For example, Ji Yanzhi and Yin Xiangtian, who are very good at catching food, are in charge of finding food. Other logistics such as collecting firewood, washing pots and cleaning are completely handled by Team B.

Yan Yun agreed with the idea that peace is the most important thing. But I don't want this mutually beneficial act of mutual benefit to directly annoy Hao Jiali, who only loves posing in the wind and will only hinder her.

Hao Jiali cried at the camera to the point of being hypocritical, and she cried to be isolated by other guest members of Team B.

Her teammates were embarrassed.

The three big masters, look at me and I look at you, and then coincidentally fell in love with Tantaimeng, the only female in the team.

Dream of Tantai: "..."

Tantai Meng can be regarded as disgusting Hao Jiali's hypocritical energy.

I really didn't want to pay any attention to her, but facing the camera, Tantaimeng still struggled to get bored and asked Hao Jiali what was wrong.

Hao Jiali drew a match: "Sister Meng, do you all hate me!"

Dream of Tantai: "..."

After Ji Yan's journey, he was planning to ask Gu Qingsong to borrow the pan he asked for. Hearing this, he subconsciously replied, "You are quite self-aware!"

Hao Jiali's tears flowed even harder. "People are girls. As a boy, how could Brother Ji bully me as a girl? I don't know how to let me."

Ji Yanzhi stopped.

"Are you my girlfriend?" Ji Yanzhi asked in return.

Hao Jiali shook her head shyly.

Ji Yanzhi laughed: "It's the first time you are a human being, and you are not my girlfriend. Why should I let you? Are you the big face or the most beautiful in the world?"

Hao Jiali was taken aback, then she covered her face and burst into tears.

Ji Yanzhi let out a ‘tsk’, and then asked Gu Qingsong to give him the pan with an inexhaustible tone.

"What are you going to do? Do you want us to help?"

Following this step, Gu Qingsong hurriedly took the lead, leading two elders who were equally indescribable and ran towards Yin Xiangtian.

Tantaimeng hurriedly followed the words of last season, and completely forgot Hao Jiali, who had turned into a stranger.

Faced with this scene, the audience who watched the live broadcast on the Internet were also unable to say anything.

[I really hope that Miss Jiali Hao can think about it a little bit and quit "Attack, Star!" "On this stage, otherwise us audiences don't know how long she will have to endure her crying. 】

[I admire the man behind Hao Jiali. What a lofty spirit of self-sacrifice he possesses that makes him appreciate this kind of grotesqueness. 】

[Perhaps the taste of the rich is so strange. Maybe other money owners like this one! 】

… The comments on the Internet greatly annoyed Baba, the gold master who was so interested in going online to watch Little Canary's participation in the reality show.

Hao Jiali, this woman is mentally retarded, so she really thought she was the center of the world and everyone should hold her.

Oh, in order not to be infected by mental retardation, it seems it's time to break with her.

Speaking seriously, most of the puny-rich N-generations who like to play canaries or celebrities are not stupid. Like brand-name bags and jewelry, you can agree to buy them when you are in a good mood, but Jinwu Cangjiao’s residences are all still in their own names.

So it is conceivable that if Hao Jiali, who is still working on all kinds of deaths, is rejected by the gold master Baba, she will probably be so black that she can't splash a wave after the bone dregs fall. In the end, she can only Sadly quit the entertainment circle.

On this point, Hao Jiali did not know.

So in the next few days, Hao Jiali, who felt that wherever she fell, she would rise from wherever she fell, worked hard to find her presence in front of Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi, who is always disgusted and broken, is mean, but Hao Jiali is still not discouraged. She is so thick that she can put aside her serious work. Zhou Zhen, who has been chasing Ji Yanzhi's lens, is angry.

"Why is this woman so shameless!"

Zhou Zhen arrogantly used her rights as the little princess of the Zhou family and asked her elders to ask for the private number of Ba Ba, the gold master behind Hao Jiali, and called directly to her.

The gold master Baba was so confused by the scolding that he couldn't help asking: "That sister Zhen, where did the little one offend you? You give the little one an explicit statement, and the little one must change it!"

"Take care of yourself, or I will interrupt your doglegs by your dad."

After scolding, Zhou Zhen hung up the phone, leaving Hao Jiali's (former) gold master Baba's heart and liver called a throbbing. I always feel that something bad and incredible will happen.

But IQ is limited, Hao Jiali's (former) gold master Baba did not think of a reason.

Just a few days later, he learned from a rich second-generation who had a good relationship with Yu Guoli that Yu Guowen and Yan Yun, who had officially become a first-line flower, were quietly dating. Suddenly, his mind flashed and he was ready to start with Yu Guowen, to find out why Zhou Zhen was so angry with him, the rich N generation.

Hao Jiali's (former) gold master Ba Ba simply took advantage of "Attack, Star!" "The theme of this issue of Survival on the Island is coming to an end, and Yu Guowen ran to the vicinity of the pier with a faceless face, together to pick up the good brothers and future wives who participated in the recording.

Hao Jiali’s (former) gold master Baba expected Zhou Zhen to come on this day, but Zhou Zhen did come, but she ignored him as a pug, and she was talking to Yin Xiangtian about whether to take a break. Time, let’s talk about Ji Yanzhi, who is going to shoot movies, TV series or variety shows.

"So you learned martial arts, my treasure boy."

The words of such an overbearing female president directly caused Yin Xiangtian to laugh when he accidentally heard them.

Ji Yanzhi smiled helplessly, but under Zhou Zhen's nervous and expectant gaze, he took the initiative to hold her hand.

"Don't listen to the words of the director and the producer. Believe me, the words of the domineering president are not for you."

"Then what am I suitable for?"

Even though she was five years older than Ji Yanzhi, Zhou Zhen was as sweet and uneasy as a young girl. She asked Ji Yanzhi, in addition to wanting to know what she was like in Ji Yanzhi, she also tentatively asked if Ji Yanzhi wanted to talk to herself about a relationship that was based on marriage and only related to Fenghuaxueyue.

"Just be yourself."

Ji Yanzhi smiled. When he took Zhou Zhen's hand and walked forward, he seemed to know her mind, inadvertently but like a deliberate way. "Since you chose me, then Miss Zhou Zhen, please give me more advice for the rest of my life."

The scene where Ji Yanzhi and Zhou Zhen hold hands was captured by sharp-eyed paparazzi. Hao Jiali's (former) gold master Baba now knows why she was called by Zhou Zhen to scold her.

Hao Jiali’s (former) gold master Ba Ba’s sadness, I think Zhou Zhen really has no vision, how can he give up their righteous "elite men", and choose Ji Yanzhi to enter the entertainment circle to make a living. What about fresh meat.

And this girl, there is also a hobby of women's clothing!

Could it be...

The sour harp Hao Jiali (former), the gold master Baba suddenly thought, could it be that Zhou Zhen is good at this, then should he...

Hao Jiali (former), the gold master Baba, immediately struck a spirit. He felt that he was silly a moment ago, so why did he want to take his place instead. As for Zhou Zhen's total temper, whoever marries her will not be free for the rest of her life.

Hao Jiali (former), the gold master Baba, who would rather have a life of bohemian love for freedom, patted her frightened and fluctuating chest, and took the initiative to say hello.

"Sister Zhen, Brother Ji, I wish you a good one hundred years. When will the wedding be held!"

Zhou Zhen: "..."

Yan Yun: "..."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Yu Manzhen: "..."

Yin Xiangtian: "..."

Brothers Yu Guoli and Yu Guowen: "..."

Oh, where's the mentally retarded from here! No wonder you can't think of raising Hao Jiali, a brain-dead green tea bitch. Feelings are all the same, they are all very mentally retarded.