Crap, I Was Rifted

"It is good to meet face to face as it were." The Eldar God said to Azul. The others nodded and few grimaced at him. They didnt try to hide their distaste.

"Nice to meet you specifically." AzuI greeted him back as politely as he could. Then the others. When he got to the ones with the distaste, he was not polite. "What the hell is your problem this time you shit heels? You think just because you are some God you won't get my ire. I will gladly stab you and eat the remainder of your power. Go ahead and test me!" The look on their faces was priceless. "I am a lot stronger than before, do not test me. I swear I will do things that Slannesh could only dream of to you f.u.c.kers. Do not forget this is your fault. I rember a hell of lot more this time."

Kaine chuckled. "That's more like it. I am liking him more and more now."

"Peh, foolish mortal you scare no one." The Storm God (Hoec) said. He had a smug look on his face that just begged to be hit. "You need us, even more so this time."

"Yeah... not your punching bag.. so.." AzuI released his power as an Overload and his Dark Cosmos Power into the room. He let it wash over them and bolstered himself. If they were gonna throw there weight around so would he. "You are pretty arrogant for a dying God still. Shall we speed up the process? It is not like you are any help in this day and age. And if the track record is correct, you have failed over and over again to keep the Eldar safe."

"Maybe we should just relax a little." Kurnous said. Isha shuddered inside Azul from hearing his voice. But she did not come out. Displaced in time, she was wanting to talk with them all again. She only heard Cegorach (or The Laughing God) every now and then. He whispered things to her through the warp.

"Now let's see.." AzuI pulled out Slannesh and point it directly at him. "I can kill you here and now before the others release enough power to hurt me. Even if they do, this place will fall afterward from my people."

"You dare!' The Moon Goddess (Lileath also known as Lilcarth) said. AzuI didnt even look at her and fired a Concussive Shot at her face. He still didnt like her. Not one bit anyway.

"Boom!" The shot passed through her weak defense and cut up her face. A collective gasp went out. Galtea then appeared next to him. She looked a little angry at them. But said nothing.

"Azul enough. They were out of turn, but you have to relax just a little." Zion said giving him a smirk. He was quite happy that Azul shot at her. But his eyes looked at the sword. A fleeting look of pity there before it went away. "For me please put the sword down."

"Hmmm very well then." AzuI pointed the blade down. He didnt put it away though. "So what's next? Well Zion, or should I call you by your actual name Asuryan or the Phoenix King."

"Well, they want you to complete a trial to prove your worth. Despite the time we could spare." Asuryan said. "Glad you figured it out this time. You are sharper this time. More intelligent."

"Yeah, dont have time for that. Can you just wake the Craftworld up and I go out there and kick some Tyrannid butt? In case you have not heard, we have Necron's coming this time."

"No!" A Male and Female said togethor. They were embracing each other and refused to depart. AzuI knew who they were. The two the Wood Elves worshipped. Then it dawned on him. "Isha and Kurnous from Warhammer." He looked around at all those in the room. "Flippin hell... all of you are here."

Asuryan x2, Hoeth, Isha (a small Part), Kurnous x2, Ladrielle, Lileath x2, Loec, Vaul x2, Addaioth, Anath Raema, Gia (or Gea) Hoec, Atharti, Estreuth, Khaine, Drakira, Ellinill, Eldrazor, Ereth Khial, Hekarti, Mathlann, Morai-heg, Nethu, Hukon, Adamnan-na-Brionha, Amex, Khirkith, Liadriel, Meneloth, Salthite, Sarriel, Torothal.

"Zion are all.. are all of them the different deities throughout the cycles and every connection of your World? If so .. if so damn this is just jacked up." Azul muttered.

"They are. Just the last remnants of themselves." Zion nodded and looked at him solemnly. "Glad you realized. You are not as barbaric as some of them think." His gaze went to the side looking at the others.

"Hmmm, to revive each of them... they really do not deserve it." Azul muttered. Isha had communicate with the small wisp of her self. It then talked to Kurnous. "I have a bad feeling about this..."

System: Kurnous has offered to become one with your soul.

"Dang blasted." Azul grumbled. He could feel Isha pleading. The one inside and the one in front of him. "Fine, but if I grow horn antlers and other crap, I am gonna loose it."

System: Kurnous soul has fused with your own. Benefits locked until leaving. Isha has fused with Isha inside of you.

"Ugh, these bloody memories." Azul felt the sacrifices of every Wood Elf that was used in the ritual. Remnants of their souls leaving on each time. Inside, Isha cried tears of joy and hugged the grass in happiness. "Ok, that was worth it." The sense of freedom definitely made Azul feel better.

"Let me speak!" Khaine said Stepping forward and shrinking down to human height. He was about 10 feet from Azul. "A trial of combat from me. You will face a warrior of my choosing."

"Alright, that sounds fair." AzuI nodded that would take a few minutes tops. He would win. That was certain from last time. "Let's begin, and after we will fight each other." Khaine smirked and stepped back. A warrior formed where he just stood. A double-bladed axe on his shoulder.

Observe: Korhil Lv 20

Speciality: Soul Warrior

Status: Enraged

He looked at Azul and his eyes lit up in fury. His attack came fast and powerful. The savagery was intense. Azul redirected his shield to just in the front of him. When the axe made contact, the shield absorbed it. With a flex of his arm, AzuI reached out for a grab at his throat.

"Bloop!" Korhil attempted to move the axe from the shield but couldn't. Azul had wrapped it in tendrils of water. Sending some that headed for his hands to cut them up.

"Azul, mind switching to a pure martial aspect?" Khaine asked. AzuI didnt answer as he dropped his shield and jumped forward kicking Korhil opponent in the c.h.e.s.t. He stumbled back and brought his Axe up to attack his c.h.e.s.t. AzuI deflected it with a left palm strike. It stung slightly.

"Fwip!" A flick of Azul's wrist towards Korhil's face, a fast palm strike. "Ping!" Korhil blocked with the axe.

"Korhil you are quite deadly. Definitely the you from the End Times." Azul said as he brought the sword up for a lunging strike. "But just that. Deadly but not dangerous. The other you would have given me some trouble. But this version of you.." AzulI stopped when his axe came down swinging at his midsection.

"Fwoosh!" With a step in, bringing the sword under Korhil's left armpit. The lunge was a feint. Taking the blow from the shaft of the weapon was nothing. The axe power resided in its top section. AzuI flicked his right hand up cutting his arm off with ease.

"Ahh!" Korhil screamed. AzuI didnt stop his attack. As he brought the sword arm back down heading for his neck. Then he felt it. Someone had activated some strong psyker power. Azul activated his shield and jumped back to Galtea.

"Hehe," Galtea chuckled. "They cant hurt me silly. But the thought you wanted to shield me was nice."

"Well yah know?" AzuI said with a self-deprecating smile. Pulling the shield to cover himself, he looked up. Korhil had his arm reattached and stared. "You lose. But that was fun."

"Thank you." Korhil said hoarsely. He reached his axe out handing it to Azul. The weight and power of the axe felt wonderful. Like an old friend.

'This would have hurt like hell if it connected. It is stronger than last time.' Handing it back to him, Korhil shook his head no. AzuI tucked it away into inventory but it reappeared on his back.

"The axe will serve you well." Korhil said. He then turned to Khaine. "May I rest now?"

"Of course." Khaine said and nodded. A bloody mist covered him and he was gone.

"I take it that princess he fought with didnt survives did she?" Khaine shook his head no. AzuI looked to Galtea, is there any way she is in the System shop again?" Her eyes flashed for a moment.

"She is not. Gripped by chaos the same as 90% of the others." Galtea had a pensive look. "We can send Korhil there but... it's an endless torment for the two."

"Yeah no. Hmmm, Slannesh.. take them from there." Slannesh communed with the battle of End times. Something Azul thought was possible, but did not want to deal with at the time. "Revive."

"Woom!" Two Rune Eldar appeared. Both were at level 1 but whatever. Adranna and Korhil stared at Azul.

"you two will fight in this battle. When it is over..." Azul felt the connection to Mira. She agreed with him. "I have a place for you to rest. A place for you to guard. Until the end of time."

"We will do it with great pride." Korhil said. Adranna nodded agreeing. "Thank you." Azul handed the axe back to him. The two embraced in front of their Gods and Azul happily.

AzuI shook his head and looked back at Asuryan. "What is next?"

"A battle of the soul. A hard one at that. For this, you have my apologies." Asuryan gestured to the Lileath who reached her arm out. AzuI felt something come out of him.

Standing in front of Azul was, well him. Just old. About 90 or early 100s. He was in a wheelchair with an Iv attached. He looked horrible.

Azul stepped back and tried to contain himself. Everything in him raged at the sight. He wanted to kill himself. He barely found his voice after a few minutes. Even though he knew it was coming, it still did not feel good seeing him.

"Why... I should be ok with this." Azul shook his head. The muddling from the Eldar Gids clearing up.

Galtea just stared never looking away. Azul couldn't read what her thoughts were at the time even more so. But at the front floating, she was happy.

AzuI thrust the sword out. Straight at the old man's c.h.e.s.t. The very sight of himself in this state was driving him mad. Right before the sword made contact with his c.h.e.s.t. He felt Galtea and several other biotic strands. They hope he wouldn't do it.

Mira: Remember your promise to Zelda. This falls under it.

"Rahh!" The sword disappeared into his inventory with a quick thought. "Dammit!" AzuI punched the floor as he kneeled in front of himself. 'I would have killed himself this time without that reminder.' Looking up, AzuI stared at the old him. "Did we accomplish anything this time? Did we get married and have a family? Did we have children? Did we matter?"

"Heee, hee." Old Azul wheezed. "Accomplish yes. As much as a common man could anyway. Married no. We couldn't get over the failed relationsh.i.p.s of the past. As for children, that's another no in the traditional sense. Surrogates here and there. S.p.e.r.m doanations."

"Haa better than last time." Azul muttered.

"No, foster kids. A lot of them when I hit my 60s. As far as matter, we did to a select few. Our friends did well with our help. Their kids turned out alright. I never spent a birthday alone. I never went a week with out a phone call asking how I was doing. So yeah we mattered yah poozer." The old man wheeled over. "We did a lot. When you severed the connection, a lot was learn. Got to keep your enemies from suspecting anything."

"You suck." Azul muttered.

"You suck. I dont see a wedding band on your finger. Why aren't you married yet?" He transferred the memories to the old man. "Eh, your so old, and barely have a traditional family."

"Been busy fighting for my life. That's why." Azul stared at th eold man. "Relationsh.i.p.s are really hard still."

"Yeah, yeah sure." Old Azul stood up. The effort alone looked exhausting. "If I am gonna die again, I will do it on my feet this time."

"Alright, you old bastard." AzuI stood up and reached his hand out. "Not really death, just returning to the source."

"Heh!" Old Azul snorted. "I am the source. You just took all the personality with you to this place. No matter. You are going to learn a lot real soon. So many games since you have been here." As soon as their hands' touch, AzuI received his memories. His own memories. He was content, Azul was not. "I am done with these trials. Time to go get wrecked by a horde of Nids." AzuI started walking out.

'These memories are casuing your statue to flux.' Isha thought to him. 'It is.. restless. It is also growing.'

"Wait Azul!" Galtea yelled at him. Azul was exhausted spiritually. "You should continue."

"Not at all. So far everything has been getting worse. I dont even want to guess at the next trial again. That fire will tear my but apart this time." AzuI made it to the door before he was stopped by Galtea.

"Just do one more." Galtea pleaded. "It will help you like before. It is good for you. You know this true."

"Fine, just one more. As long as it doesn't waste to much time." AzuI turned around and watched as the next one stepped forward. It was a female. AzuI did not like her look. He felt something was blocking his memory. 'What happened last time here? The fire should have been nexr right?'

"The next trial is that of the heart." It was Morai-Heg. The Crone, the Goddess of Fate and Soul. She gave Azul a sultry look. It creeped Azul out. A white light hit him in the c.h.e.s.t. A dagger floated in front of him. "You will re-live all your past loves or stab your self in the heart... well your soul."

AzuI didnt wait till she finished, he plunged the dagger into his soul. AzuI stabbed and twisted one more for good measure. He threw the dagger at her. "Are we done." He did not want to relive those. That sounded like the torture of the highest level.

"Azul.. are you ok?" Galtea asked. AzuI gave her a shrug.

"I lied." Morai-Heg said. "You will re-live your past loves."

"Ok, so we are done. Bye bye now." AzuI made it to the door before he was stopped. "What is it now?"

"Woom, woom!" Psychic energy reach around, and grabbed Azul he was suspended in the air for a few minutes before falling. In minutes, he went through countless memories. Memories that the System provided to the Eldar Gods.

System: Willpower Check Auto Fail

"I will kill you!" Azul wrapped his power around Morai-Hag's throat. "I actually liked you. You and the woman who worshiped you. Before she turned twisted. But killing you will feel good. Really good. You showed me things, I never wanted to ever re-live that. It was not just relationsh.i.p.s. But also the few people I cared for and lost. I was able to see my Great Grandfather again. That.. feeling him disappear again.. watching him die..."

"Cracckkk!" The room started to crack as his Dark Cosmos grew stronger. Up to his shoulders, the Dark Surplice armor formed up.

"Azul... stop." Galtea looked scared. Azul paid her no mind. "Please stop."

Morai-Hag looked unfearful. "I do what I must. We need you.. for.. here.. and for Warhammer.. I am.. sorry." Azul's Pather power latched onto her. Her biotic strands poured into him. Slowly he felt what was most important to her. It was him. A very weird feeling that needed to be explored later.

"Haaa." Azul sighed and let her go. Moari-Hag just turned to light and entered him. He felt her move around his Nether World towards Isha. Her hand outstretched fixing a part of the Black Statue.

"You only have a few more to go." Asuryan said. "Completing them will help you greatly."

"Nah, that's ok. I was just supposed to come here and get a Craftworld to help me fight. Not all this." AzuI wanted to sleep now. Damn Old Azul made him tired. "Thanks for those who came. They are about to get a hell of a workout."

"Will you reconsider?" Asuryan asked. His tone put Azul on edge a little.

"No." Azul had the door opened and almost took a step out. Then shit became wonky. In front were the Thessia sisters. Aurora smiled at him. Her sisters smiling behind her. All but Onyx and Sapphire anyway. Amethyst, Emerald, and Ruby smiled turned to smirks.

System: World has made a request. User is disabled for five minutes.

'What the?! I cant move. Not again.' AzuI tried to activate his biotics. They did not work. Nothing did. Before he could think of something to do, he was yanked into the air and thrown into the Urn. It then caught fire. With an actual magical fire like in Warhammer Fantasy this time. Bloody Psyker Fire and Warp fire as well. 'Disabled my fire to keep the resistance away from Flame Fist.

System: World has requested to disable upgrades. Approval granted from Administration.

"Ahhhh! Stop!" Azul biotics went into overdrive trying to dull the pain. Then they shut off. "Arrghhh get me out of here!" AzuI tried to move but found his muscles all burned off. He didnt even see when the flesh disappeared.

System: Willpower Check 30 Pass Reactivating Powers now

The only thing keeping him standing was his willpower. Then everything came flooding back in. His power as an Overlord started to rise more and more.

"Ahhh this is really f.u.c.k.i.n.g hot!" Aurora said first. At some point, they stepped into the urn. "We would not let you do this by yourself." She came over and kissed Azul. "Teeth to teeth is weird. Need lips." Emerald looked to be enjoying the fire across her body.

"Ughh this is something else." Ruby smiled. She looked at Azul with a predatory smile. Onyx said nothing as she washed in the flames. But she never looked away. Amethyst and Sapphire held it in. But they were in pain, and they did not like it.

As long as they held it togethor their Willpower and power would grow. It would grow a lot higher than before. Those five minutes felt like an eternity. AzuI could feel Galtea nearby watching, worrying. Wanting to reach out but holding back.

When the fire dissipated he watched as his body regrew. His muscles and organs looked enriched. In the reflection of the urn, he could see his right eye glowing a pinkish red. My left glowing whitish blue. The Millenium Eye flickered before going away. Before Azul's muscle finished, he climbed out of the urn. The Thessia sister's unconsciousness. He stumbled over the side for a bit. He didnt have the energy to speak. He crawled to the exit supporting them. Psyker power rolling off them.

"I am sorry my son. Truly I am." Azul heard Asuryan say. He felt a hand press on his shoulder as he hobbled. He didnt care who it was, Azul just kept moving.

Then he felt a burning inside. More memories. Memories of this Eldar and an Eldar that was the Avatar of Asuryan (Zion). He raised the little Azul and tried his best to guide him as he could. But even the fraction of his soul was to set in its ways. AzuI didnt mind being ostracized as he grew into the Eldar he was.

He was taught a good bit by Asuryan (Zion). Mostly spiritual stuff. A lot of customs and lore. He was grooming Azul to at least have the memory of the race. He trusted the Eldar would live on in some way through him still. AzuI would have felt bad, but he was to screwed up to feel anything really.

The World interfering and the Administration approving everything. That was new. They did nothing last time. Now, this.

Azul pushed the door open. He almost fell into the arms of someone. But stood up straight. Jaina was outside with a group of Eldar. Jaina received the Thessia sisters and healed them up. Onyx and Sapphire's bodies flickered with power. The majority of their souls left. They only arrived for this one part.

"Ughhh, curaja." With a enough focus, Azul healed himself. "Much better." As he watches the bodies heal, Azul stared at them in interest. He touched on their minds. 'Think you for that. Glad you take your job and your personal reason seriously.'

'Of course.' Aurora responded. 'Nice power up for us. I can feel our strength growing in our Heron bodies. We can defintely help you contain things in the Sanctuary better. Fire Emblem Path of Radiance should be easier with you in control more.'

'I hope so. Just relax for now.' Azul brushed them each with a happy memory. "Jaina everything ok?"

"Good enough." Jaina smiled. She looked Azul over and smirked. "Your n.a.k.e.d."

"Right." Azul shrugged and requipped his armor. He was happy that it entered his inventory when everything happened. "Time for a little rest then."

AzuI woke up the next day. He was not alone. All in the room were the Rune Eldar he brought with him. Even the other team he sent out.

'Bass are you ok?' AzuI thought enough to ask him first. He started to talk with the others getting info.

'I am fine NetOp.' Bass said sleepily. 'Galtea is helping the others. Would you like me to notify her?'

'No that is fine. Head back to sleep.' AzuI felt his body was fine and his thinking was a little sharper. "Alright, so what did I miss that was critical?" AzuI asked no one specifically. "Dont all of you speak at once."

"We found some more fighters. Not much but a few." A Rune Eldar said. Observe said his name was Durst. Rune Eldar about medium build. Another stepped up and spoke.

"A lot of Dark Eldar groups joined up. Word got around." She handed over a list for Azul to read.

"Thanks, Tami. I doubt it will make a major difference but have them trained on the mortars. That will help the most." Azul said. "Wait, I mean have them train with a few of the others to get their dark d.e.s.i.r.es under control.

"Of course," Tami said before darting off. When she opened the door, a group of Eldar came in. A group of 15 to be exact.

"Greetings... OverLord" The lead Eldar said.

"Hi." AzuI swung his feet off the bed and noticed he was n.a.k.e.d again. Looking down all his scars were gone and a lot of his body hair as well. "Well, that's weird." Looking down, he thought it weird about the True Rune marks looking slightly bigger. Seeing his clothes to the side, AzuI pulled them over getting dressed. A body moved behind him. He saw Emerald and Aurora behind him. "Well... that is just nice."

"You slept you big lummox." Ruby said coming over. He noticed the distinctive armor. A Raven across the front of the armor.

"I swear that looks like.." Azul thoughts stopped. "Why do you have that?"

"Because I took in the soul of Morai-heg." Ruby smiled. "We need all the power we can get. You will not believe what the others did." Azul faint from pure shock. "He.. he.. I guess he needs some food." The other Rune Eldar smiled. The fact their various Pantheon members walked among them was to much for them. They would fight with the strength of titans.