Dark Lord Dumbledore

It only took one Wizard to break the mould of a brainless sheep and take the only path that was left for them, that of a Dark Wizard! Trying to influence the Wizarding world to become a more tolerant place was a recipe for disaster. Almost as bad as somehow giving muggles magic! The retards in those fanfics were truly naive fools if they thought they could make everything better with everyone having magic!

Did they not know how many people were in the prison systems? They would all become Dark Lords, and this was not including all the egotistical wish-fulfilment people like Chad himself coming out of the woodwork! The world would end in under a year. Muggles already hate each other enough and find creative ways to kill themselves as it is without magic to help them. Imagine magical biological or chemical warfare, magically infused atomic bombs or bludger-like missiles! Not to mention all the mind raping that would be going on. No, humanity was already a cruel and violent beast without magic, and the magical humans too stupid to take advantage of it.

But mostly, Chad didn't want the competition! All the negative reasons he had just thought of not to give the 'mundanes' magic were things he planned to exploit! The pièce de résistance of his plans were that 80% of them were not even against the law! Well, the magical law, and that was the one he planned to operate under. Chad had read through the books of legislation he had found in Godrics Hollow and the ones he could buy out of bookshops, but they only covered the basics.

Much like only listing the ten commandments instead of the book of the laws you needed to study to become a lawyer. Its main focus was on the International Confederation of Wizards decision to enact the Statute of Secrecy in 1692 and the three Unforgivable Curses. Other than that was common-sense legislation like stealing, raping and murder. The full list of every law that was in effect under the Wizengamot could only be bought at the Ministry of Magic for 1000 Galleons! It was safe to say that not many people bought it other than old Pureblood families that planned to take full advantage of it.

Worse, it was not even advertised! It had taken Chad a month to realise that his books on law were only primers and to track down the full list of legislation he wanted. The fact that all the Aurors he had Crystal ask in Diagon Alley had no clue what he was talking about was further proof of foul play. Technically, it was available for any that wanted to purchase it, but at such a high price and that it was so hard to find pointed to the fact that the higher-ups wanted the common rabble ignorant.

That and the fact that there were no Law-wizards! If you broke the rules that you didn't know about, you were expected to defend yourself. There were allowances such as if you were underage, your guardian could take over the role, or if you gave up the right and had a 'Dumbledore' on hand to fully take over your defence. You had to remember, the Wizarding world was still stuck in the dark ages, things like fancy lawyers didn't exist, and ignorance was not an excuse. It was also why muggle-borns never achieved anything of worth.

"Oh, what's that new invention? A magical trainset for children? I'm sorry, but you have just broken the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts laws, you will be heavily fined!"

A week later, the same toy is put on the shelf by a Pureblood after filling out the correct forms...

Nevermind the hypocrisy involved that has the train to Hogwarts magically enhanced, or that technically the law only prohibited the enchantment of a Muggle item with the intent to use it for purposes other than for what it was designed for, you're done, son!

Chad had immediately bought the 1000 Galleon book and committed the whole thing to memory! The only redeeming quality about the price was that it was self-updating of any new laws. But boy was it worth the price! The most significant loophole that Chad had uncovered was the fact that magical contracts bypassed pretty much all laws! There was also practically none protecting muggle rights, and Chad remembered that Muggle Protection Act was not proposed until 1992!

God, he loved his eidetic memory! Everything from his old life was filed away and ready to access immediately, thanks to Occlumency. He had a whole file on Harry Potter knowledge that was full of every wiki he ever read of information from the books. Some of it conflicted with actual facts uncovered in his new life, but the majority of it was valid and extremely valuable! Future knowledge was a massive cheat, up there with R.O.B wishes.

Muggles pretty much were deemed as beasts under Wizard-law, probably because they used to hunt and burn anything even suspected of being magical. The 'Light' wizards continually tried to get new protection acts through the Wizengamot, but their efforts were half-arsed at best. Even they were pretty biased against muggles after all and looked down on them more than squibs that were disowned.

The Weasleys were the best example of this, they were as 'Light' as could be, radically even, and still disowned Molly Weasley's second cousin. Ron assumed he was working as an accountant in the Muggle world and didn't even know his name. That coupled with bumbling Arthur Weasely, a staunch believer in the equality of all magical and Muggle folk, and knew absolutely nothing of them.

That was why it was highly illegal to **** a Witch and then Obliviate her, but the same act on a muggle woman would only receive a rebuke without punishment. Tricking a Witch into signing a magical contract agreeing to be a s.e.x slave, however, was acceptable. You just needed to maintain her health and not blatantly torture or kill her, much like a magical creature. Then again, there was not really an agency for magical creature welfare, and house-elves were a prime example of the breaches of the law concerning magical creatures.

It was a very silly breach of basic freedom guaranteed by magical law, but so was pretty much all the acts still active, even Purebloods were not exempt from contract laws. If you were stupid enough to sign your rights away, you could be quickly relegated to the level of a magical creature, less so in some cases and there was nothing the law could do about it. Sure you would be scorned and ridiculed as a monster by the 'Light side and some 'Neutrals', but the 'Dark' would give you a high five and congratulate you for your savvy loophole use. Contracts with magically hidden words could be voided by the Ministry if it was ever brought to their attention.

Chad was amazed that more than half these laws had not been overturned in this day and age, then again, after seeing the average intelligence of a magical human, it was pretty believable. He also suspected Dumbledores hand in it considering he was in charge of educating the new Witches and Wizards and at the head of two organisations that could bring everything to light for the public to rally behind. That and only the Minister of Magic had access to the Muggle government.

Yeah, Chad was going to make use of the many loopholes to bring every Witch and Wizard under his control before they wizened up and destroyed the world. How the muggles never rebelled after Voldemorts bullshit, Chad would never know. Surely there must have been plenty of it caught on surveillance cameras. The first thing he needed to do was write up a standard employment contract that would enslave stupid magical without them even knowing. Since a Hit-Wizard trainee has a starting salary of 700 Galleons per month, and these were the Crème de la crème of the Aurors, then 100 Galleons a week should be a very reasonable wage.

[ I, ________________ herby pledge on my rights as a Magical human, that I will work for Mesopotamian Inc for a term of 3 years.

For the sum of 400 Galleons a month, I agree to 48 hours of lawful work a week (6 x 8 hour days) with an accrued 4 weeks a year of holiday pay. For this generous sum, I agree with the following rules and regulations and acknowledge that wages will not be paid if the contract is broken.

Non-disclosure agreement covering employee identities and company operations, services or building locations.

No corporate espionage of any kind.

No disrespect or violence towards Mesopotamian Inc employees or owners.

No derogatory comments or negative PR against Mesopotamian Inc.

No blatant shirking of assigned work.

Will not break any Ministry of Magic laws while employed by Mesopotamian Inc.

If the signatory of this contract breaks these simple rules, they will use their own magic to Apparate to the containment cells of Mesopotamian Inc to await punishment under the laws of the Ministry of Magic.

Employee: ____________________ Date:____________________

Mesopotamian Inc Representative: ____________________ ]