Dark Lord Dumbledore

With Crystal staying behind to buy up enough land for his own Magical Kingdom, Chad had to use a few Jedi mind tricks on the staff at both the airport and on the plane. But Legilimency was second nature to him at this point, and it was too easy to have them dancing to his whims. An extremely long flight with poor in-flight entertainment later, and Chad was using elf travel to arrive back at Little Whinging to resume his role as Dudykins.

Boppy was not as shattered as he thought he would be with the loving care of Petunia Dursley, but had a few choice things to say about the 'horse-faced muggle'. Chad was glad to know that his faithful little minion could take his place so he could travel when his plans needed him too, and that would be a fair bit. When he praised his elf for a great job, Boppy just sighed and said it was his job as head Peverell house-elf to help his master. It had taken a few days for his elves to get used to his name change, but led by Boppy and his dislike for the redheaded Potter devil woman, his minions adapted.

Not much had changed in the Dursely residence. Chad's 'parents' had showered him with love and food, the 'freak' was still living in the cupboard under the stairs, and the weird cat lady across the street had an unhealthy interest in 'Harry'. After turning five, 'Harry' had been trained in basic household chores, even assisting Petunia in cooking to take over eventually when he was proficient enough. Chad was quite happy to let him as he knew what Dudley would have grown up like.

Oh sure, Dudley was just a child and innocent in this timeline, but did that mean that Chad had to help him out? Sure he could mind-r.a.p.e the Dursleys into obedience and have Dudders grow up normally, but that would introduce way too many risks for himself. If word got back to the Dark Lord Dumbledore that 'Harry' was a well-adjusted boy with a happy home life, he would be over to investigate before you could say Obliviate! Not to mention that Chad fully planned to use Petunia and Vernon's memories as evidence of more of Dumbles evil nature.

Frankly, there were too many reasons not to help out the poor innocent child being emotionally tortured and used for slave labour. Not to mention that Chad didn't particularly care about the Dursleys getting their comeuppance in this reality, canon Harry really let the Dursley family off easily. He was sure there were some bleeding hearts out there denouncing him as a monster for letting an innocent child suffer, but this was tame compared what he planned to do to his enemies. Allowing a child's parents to raise their son, thinking he was their nephew, was poetic justice in his opinion.

He even laughed a few weeks ago on 'his' birthday when Aunt Marge whacked 'Harry' around the shins with her walking stick to stop him from beating him at musical statues or when she brought a computerised robot for 'Dudley' and a box of dog biscuits for 'Harry'. He tried not too, but the thought of their faces once they realised they had tormented their own immediate blood relation instead of Petunia's nephew was just too funny! No, Chad would be letting Dudley experience the life of Harry Potter until a couple of days before his eleventh birthday. He would need the memories of Harry Potter's terrible childhood in his later schemes.

At five years of age, Chad had things going pretty much to plan. While 'Harry' was out doing the gardening and confirming his sh*t childhood for Dumbledore, he was inside playing Super Mario on his new Nintendo. Man, it had been years since he had played this! Chad had sent all of his elves except Boppy to Australia to mine everything valuable out of the ground. But that was only after a week of educational videos and books on everything they needed to know about Australia and mining. The last thing he needed was for his elves to be attacked by dangerous wildlife or be found out by visible strip mining.

Even the non-combatant elves that now numbered over eighty were sent to Australia. They needed the Chefs to feed the hundreds of new ninjas, and the gardeners that had been recruited were to be sent to the plots of land Crystal was buying up. Chad had many plans for his future Kingdom in South-Western Australia, and the fifty or so elves that loved gardening would be needed for some of them. Potions were a vital part of being a Wizard, and he would need a lot of ingredients when he wanted to introduce his 'cures' to muggle society.

Although Chad did not plan to rule the world, he did intend to own a fair bit of it! He didn't want to be responsible for looking after the unwashed masses, but he did want to have a powerful organisation that allowed him to tell governments around the world what to do. Yes, he had big plans from a private army for a security company to a pharmaceutical company curing cancer. Buying up large tracks of land for personal empires and real estate opportunities was just the tip of the iceberg. He had changed Crystals goal of flipping houses to owning them outright and renting them out as soon as his ninja plan had raked in so much cash.

Until he got around to creating a muggle security firm, he had ten ninjas shadowing Crystal to keep her safe. Chad really needed to either teach his elves the obliviate spell that would not turn people retarded or hire and brainwash some Wizard minions. Seeing as the few thugs he had Boppy experiment on had lobotomised them, he figured it was time to put into the plan to recruit the muggle-born graduates of Hogwarts. That they had learnt the value of their Hogwarts diploma was not worth the parchment it was written on would greatly help the recruitment process.

Even the nerdy Ravenclaw muggle-borns were unprepared for the lack of options for them once they left school no matter how many 'Outstandings' they had obtained. Unless you knew someone high up in the Ministry, you were doomed to be a shop clerk or Auror if your grades were good enough. Thanks to Snape, not many had the Potions grade to become one of the underpaid police force that had to face killing curses with stunners. It was even worse if you were a werewolf or a magical creature. Chad still laughed at some of the fanfictions he read about the MC becoming a vampire or a werewolf.

It pretty much destroyed all your rights as a Wizard and made just about everything illegal. Magical creatures were not allowed to attend school and without their O.W.Ls were not legally allowed to use magic! And that's not even mentioning the wand restrictions! Dumbledore took a considerable risk having Lupin attend Hogwarts, which was why no other werewolves also had the same opportunity. It was also why the werewolf incident with Snape was hushed up without any penalties. Dumbles would be crucified if it was ever made public. There would have been liberal use of mind magic that day!

Chad had no plans to recruit any werewolves until he had found a cure, there 'disease' was just too easy to spread for the risk to be worth the effort. The same for Vampires, to employ someone that could not work in the sunlight or near garlic was ridiculous. Much better some fresh-faced naive fools with fundamental training that would jump at the chance to sign a magical contract for minimum wage. With about ten muggle-born graduating from Hogwarts a year, there should be plenty of sad saps out there looking for a job. Although Wizards and Witches were stupid, they were surprisingly cunning in railroading muggle-borns into their place at the bottom of society.

It took a certain amount of guile to take an open-minded magical child that was raised in the mundane world until eleven, and turn them into a sheep to be lead to wherever the purebloods wanted them to go after seven years of schooling. No muggle-born returned to the muggle world and use the massive cheat that was wand magic to make a fortune. There were not even that many that left England in search of fair treatment, and there was zero of them that brought mundane ideas into the magical world. Mostly because innocent-sounding laws prevented a lot of innovation and immigration, but mostly because they had their common sense drained from them after being indoctrinated into the magical world!

And Chad had absolutely no plans of changing this! It would be a fertile environment to take advantage of and make it oh so much easier to make them dance to his tune. Upgrading Magical technology and uplifting their society would only be done if he had enslaved the Wizarding world. There was no way he was going to arm them with new ideas and weapons to use against him! You would have to be a retard if you thought you could change the mentality of a community that was stuck in the middle ages after giving them some new dresses or a magical phone!

The fanfictions that Chad had read about opening shops or malls with fresh new ideas that had never been thought of before and being hailed as a genius would never happen! Sure, you could do it and make some money, but if the purebloods didn't kill you off and steal all your sh*t, all you would do was kickstart an age of Wizards that would use your ideas as a base to improve their own creativity! And as Chad quickly found out with magic in the Potterverse, your magic was only limited by your willpower and imagination.

Well-coordinated Death eater raids thanks to phones, magical guns that would definitely be banned by the Ministry that only allows stunners, civil war thanks to muggle-borns kickstarted creativity and finally utilising their muggle heritage. And most importantly, Wizards with access to the internet!

Not on Chad's watch!