DXD: Hard To Kill

I still dream of that day, I felt helpless, resigned,desperate but most of all I felt rage. Strapped down to an operating table like an animal, I still remember that man's eyes. The way he looked at me as if I wasn't even a person. Thinking about how he said he would do the same to my little sister. I wanted nothing more than to rip his throat out.

Before I could try anything, I heard voices outside. they started to get louder as they turned into screams. It didn't take long for them to stop, as the silence continued my master started to contact anyone still outside.

The wall gave out as it burned to ashes. A boy who looked no older than 12 stepped in, the target of my hatred didn't hesitate to try and eliminate the boy with magic only to be dumbfounded as the boy stepped out of the explosion unscathed. It was less than a second before my former master's head was lopped in one swing of my savior's sword leaving me awestruck.

His gaze turned towards me and the first thing I remember him saying was

"Uhh, by any chance do you know the way out?"

He started to panic as I let out tears of joy

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Waking from her dream, Kuroka looked at the disheveled mop of red hair of her savior in her embrace as he slept in between her mounds. Their legs entwined and n.a.k.e.d as the day they were born. The red head began to stir from his slumber as he cracked open his eyes to be greeted by the sight of her twin peaks. He just sighed as he lay there with content.

"You seem awfully calm for someone who woke up to something any guy would kill for to be in your place" The nekoshou said coyly

"Don't care, had s.e.x" replied the silver eyed shinigami as he was just happy to finally lose his v-card

The cat-girl just giggled at his response "Me too~" she said as she planned to cuddle her lover for the rest of the morning

The atmosphere was broken as the door clicked open and the head of the goth loli popped in to stare at them "My turn?" She asked still in complete monotone

The shinigami wasn't sure to respond and before he could, his lover already beat him to it.

"Sure! come on in nya~" She answered with a mischievous smile

Shiro would learn on that day, that the stamina of a dragon god was not to be underestimated

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"And in the end that useless goddess attracted all the undead to us." said the isekai adventurer

Shiro just continued to listen to the Isekai protagonist's rant as they continued to drink alcohol from the system. He found out he could no longer get drunk, only buzzed. He was summoned into this formerly haunted mansion a day after being double-teamed in bed by a nekoshou that seemed to be in heat and a dragon god. Now don't get him wrong, s.e.x is awsome.

But when you try to match the stamina of a dragon god, it just doesn't end. Even when he asked for a break, the goth loli would just keep on going until his little brother hurt and then continuing to ride him until he felt like he would die of s.e.x. He would have to up his stamina in the future if he wanted to survive.

"Then she practically fainted! Can you believe that she becomes completely useless after one spell!? And don't get me started on the crusader, she's as hopeless as Aqua" cried the adventurer as he downed his drink

The shinigami wasn't sure how long his ranting would go but considering the fact that this protagonist never made an actual request when he was summoned, he doubted just listening to his ranting would count for finishing the job.

"And she can't even land a single hit even if the enemy was standing still right infro-" He was cut off by the crimson haired reaper

"Look, I get it. Your entire party is full of strong but situational members besides yourself who is trying to balance it out. The Arch-Priest wastes all the money, the Arch-Wizard can only use one spell a day before becoming incapacitated, and the Crusader is a tanky m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t" Shiro analysed as he put together the past hour of ranting

"But you still haven't actually told me what you actually summoned me for" He said as he tried to get back on topic before the adventurer could start ranting again. He wasn't a therapist so he wasn't sure if he could just have everyone sit down and talk it out considering how shameless the entire party is if he remembered the show correctly.

"Hic- Isn't it obvious? I wanted you to give me a cheat" said Kazuma a matter of factly

"A cheat?" asked the shinigami as he wasn't quite sure he could do that

"Yah -hic, that Kyouya bastard had an overpowered sword when he got here and did well for himself. I wouldn't have picked Aqua i I knew she would be useless" he said with a hiccup as he started to go back to ranting. Meanwhile Shiro was talking with the system

'Uh system, got any ideas? It's not like I have a shop or anything to buy for him." He asked since he couldn't just give the isekai protagonist his zanpakutou or teach him kido

[Host could bathe him in Dragon's blood] replied the robotic voice

'Oi, I don't have any dragon blood' He deadpanned as he would remember having blood from a dragon

[Host could use Skasa's blood] stated the system

'I am not using my partner's blood! Even if she didn't mind, I still wouldn't do it' He responded annoyed as he massaged his temples

'I would not mind it' sounded the female dragon's voice

'Skasa, no' He said with finality

[Host could always use Fafnir's blood from the Food and Drink function] said the system

'Wait why is his blood even in there?' he asked as he found the option in the drink section

[Siegfried drank it, thus was considered a drink] replied the disembodied voice

'Huh, well that's a thing I guess' He said as he got up towards the door and locked it, then turned around to look at the isekai adventurer

"Kazuma..." he started as he slowly walked towards him.

The brunette started to get chills on his back as his danger senses lit up. Turning his gaze towards the slowly approaching shinigami, he saw his eyes slit and a creepy smile plastered on his face.

"Don't ask anything, just take off your clothes" he said finishing his sentence

On that day all adventurers across the town of Axel heard a desperate cry of help