DXD: Hard To Kill

Within a nice room just rented out by a certain red-head, sat the members of the Shinigami Men's association. The entire room was new and in pristine condition and it even came with it's own wide-screen mounted within the wall along with a giant rectangular table in the middle.

"Congratulations everyone! it was a grand success!" Shiro cheered to everyone else in the room

Photos were distributed and the funds have come in. Shinigami Times Magazine had a few pages dedicated towards the members and there was even a calendar shoot coming up.

"Um.... has anyone else received strange looks from people? Mainly females?" Asked the shinigami who's name I will never remember

"You aren't the only one, even Rangiku kept giving Kira and I a weird look when we met up as if she knew something." Hisagi confirmed

"My subordinate Kiyone has also been acting strange lately. Whenever I greet her she would become incredibly fl.u.s.tered for no reason" The ill white haired captain added

More confirmations of strange treatment were thrown around until.

"Oh, well of course people would look at you guys like that." The crimsonette said as he pulled out a set of pictures from out of nowhere "I photoshopped some of the images to increase our demographics" Shiro explained as everyone's eyes widened at the pictures

Hisagi and Kira in a compromising position, Captain Ukitake with Iba and the scientist beneath his feet as if worshipping him and a few more risque photos.

"This..... but why!? Why would you do this!?" the leader of the men's association asked followed by his fellow wronged comrades

"The underground sales for these were our main source of funds, how do you think we were able to get this room so soon?" The crimsonette explained

"WHY AM I SHOVING THAT CHICKEN LEG UP MY..." Omaeda yelled as he reached a certain picture

"Your sacrifices will be remembered." the silver eyed 17 year old said with a blank face

The room all directed their dark gazes towards the target of their ire. Shiro noticed this and reached into his pocket.

"SMOKE BOMB!" the red-head yelled as he disappeared in a blast of white smoke

The cries of indignation from the men's association were heard all over soul society.

∞

As Shiro walked around chuckling at his prank, a large man noticed the protagonist as he was also lost.

"Hey you." The large man called out. The jingle of little bells could be heard as the crimsonette turned his attention towards the man. Confused he pointed to himself

"Me?" he asked as his silver eyes widened in recognition despite never meeting the man before

"Yah, I heard you were the old man's brat." The eyepatched man said as his gaze seemed to inspect every inch of the protagonist

"Uh, I guess so since everyone is assuming that." Shiro blankly said as he was wondering if he should run

"Which means you're pretty strong right? Fight me!" yelled the captain as he swung his sword down at the red-head's shoulder

Debris flew up as the smoke cleared. The serrated blade could be seen as it cut through Shiro's clothes. The captain's smile widened as he noticed there wasn't a scratch on his opponent's skin.

"Hehe, you really are tough." Zaraki said as Shiro returned the favor with his own slash. Only to find that his zanpakuto was also unable to cut through his reiatsu

'What the hell? Why can't I cut him?' He was dumbfounded as he was sure he had enough reiatsu to match Kenpachi's

"You... aren't used to fighting other Shinigami are you?" The Kenpachi said as he looked down at his durable opponent

"You have no resolve or intent in your blade, if anything you just tried to cut me with a wooden sword. When two shinigami fight, it is a battle between their spiritual pressure. You don't seem to be good at using yours" He continued as Shiro's eyes widened

[He is correct, due to Host's personality at rarely ever taking anything seriously. Host is unable to use his resolve to sharpen Host's spiritual pressure properly] Sounded the system's voice

Before the system could continue, the captain swung his blade at a large building. The structure was cut in two as the top half began to fall towards the silver-eyed shinigami

"Well shit"

∞

As the captain of the 11th division looked down at the rubble that crushed the teenage shinigami, he felt disappointed. He turned around and began to walk away

"What a letdown"Sighing until he heard movement from behind him

From the rubble, the protagonist bursted out as he looked at the surprised captain.

"If I can't beat you with reiatsu, then how about magic!" he exclaimed as he held his arms up

A swirling vortex of the void could be seen above the soul society. Kenpachi began to sport a feral grin as he could feel something different than reiatsu pressuring him. As the pressure reached it's height, his opponent only uttered one word

"EXPLOSION"

A large mushroom cloud could be seen from everywhere as if someone dropped a mini nuke.

Shiro began to grin until he felt a large pressure released as the mushroom cloud instantly dispersed to reveal a pillar of yellow reiatsu piercing the sky. He began to feel sweat on the back of his neck as he looked at the form of Zaraki Kenpachi grinning..... without his eyepatch.

∞

Not too long after, all captains within soul society responded to the large explosion. Reaching the scene, the Head Captain Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto felt his blood boil as he saw what was happening. The 11th division Captain chasing around the brat who's parents he was just talking with. The old man took a deep breath as he shouted out

"YOU IDIOTS!"

the two figures stopped as they noticed everyone else. Then Shiro raised up his finger as he pointed towards his overpowered opponent.

"HE STARTED IT!" the red head cried

It was an eventful day for Soul Society