Summary
Yan Zheyun was born and bred to be a winner. His parents were on the Forbes’ List, he was the valedictorian of his graduating class at the top university in the country, and the icing on the cake was being voted ‘school grass’ four years in a row by his peers. And now, at just twenty-five, Yan Zheyun was the proud chairman and CEO of his very own tech company.
But what should have been the happiest day of his life turned into the worst when he heard a strange robotic voice while crossing the road for coffee, just because he couldn’t wait for his secretary to return from the photocopying room.
[BUG REPORT #193842347: OTHERWORLD SOUL DETECTED. INITIATING DEPORTATION SEQUENCE.]
And then he died. In a very boring, very run-of-the-mill car accident.
…except maybe he didn’t.
The first thing Yan Zheyun thought after he opened his eyes and found himself in a bedroom that looked like the set of one of those inner palace dramas was: Wow, coffee wasn’t worth it.
The second thing he thought after he realised he was now in a historical BL novel and had transmigrated into the body of a tragic beauty who was (about to be) used and abused by his multiple lovers was: I must have opened my eyes with the wrong technique, let me try again…nope, still here. Well. F**k.
From CEO to lowly slave, Yan Zheyun couldn’t believe his luck. Stuck in a foreign world and surrounded by crazy tops (respectively A.K.A ‘The Childhood Friend’, ‘The General’s Son’, ‘The Crown Prince’, ‘Some Other Prince’, ‘That Creepy Duke’ etc.), Yan Zheyun realised that his one day’s experience as CEO had not prepared him adequately for this new life of misery.
But he wasn’t the sort to give up without a fight so…Yan Zheyun resolutely made up his mind to stay away from the terrifying romantic plot line, try and write himself a new political plot line, and while at it, hug some big thighs, curry some favour with the powerful.
And in a dynastic monarchy, whose thighs would be a better choice for hugging than the emperor himself?
Liu Yao: …This Sovereign permits you to hug other parts too
But what should have been the happiest day of his life turned into the worst when he heard a strange robotic voice while crossing the road for coffee, just because he couldn’t wait for his secretary to return from the photocopying room.
[BUG REPORT #193842347: OTHERWORLD SOUL DETECTED. INITIATING DEPORTATION SEQUENCE.]
And then he died. In a very boring, very run-of-the-mill car accident.
…except maybe he didn’t.
The first thing Yan Zheyun thought after he opened his eyes and found himself in a bedroom that looked like the set of one of those inner palace dramas was: Wow, coffee wasn’t worth it.
The second thing he thought after he realised he was now in a historical BL novel and had transmigrated into the body of a tragic beauty who was (about to be) used and abused by his multiple lovers was: I must have opened my eyes with the wrong technique, let me try again…nope, still here. Well. F**k.
From CEO to lowly slave, Yan Zheyun couldn’t believe his luck. Stuck in a foreign world and surrounded by crazy tops (respectively A.K.A ‘The Childhood Friend’, ‘The General’s Son’, ‘The Crown Prince’, ‘Some Other Prince’, ‘That Creepy Duke’ etc.), Yan Zheyun realised that his one day’s experience as CEO had not prepared him adequately for this new life of misery.
But he wasn’t the sort to give up without a fight so…Yan Zheyun resolutely made up his mind to stay away from the terrifying romantic plot line, try and write himself a new political plot line, and while at it, hug some big thighs, curry some favour with the powerful.
And in a dynastic monarchy, whose thighs would be a better choice for hugging than the emperor himself?
Liu Yao: …This Sovereign permits you to hug other parts too
- 1 Chapter 1 - Died A CEO, Woke Up A Slave
- 2 Chapter 2 - Don't Want~
- 3 Chapter 3 - A List Of Enemies
- 4 Chapter 4 - An Invitation To Scheme
- 5 Chapter 5 - Checkmate?
- 6 Chapter 6 - A Costly Miscalculation
- 7 Chapter 7 - The Son Of Heaven
- 8 Chapter 8 - Gentleman
- 9 Chapter 9 - Too Soft
- 10 Chapter 10 - Green Tea
- 11 Chapter 11 - By Lantern Light
- 12 Chapter 12 - Epiphany
- 13 Chapter 13 - A Lotus Cake Favour
- 14 Chapter 14 - The Inevitable
- 15 Chapter 15 - The Real White Lotus
- 16 Chapter 16 - A New Life In The Stables
- 17 Chapter 17 - Was His Surname Bi Or Huang?
- 18 Chapter 18 - First Blood
- 19 Chapter 19 - Out Damned Spot
- 20 Chapter 20 - Don't Save Drowning Women
- 21 Chapter 21 - Calm Before The Storm
- 22 Chapter 22 - The One Who Almost Got Away
- 23 Chapter 23 - Spring
- 24 Chapter 24 - A Helping Hand (R18)
- 25 Chapter 25 - The Best Medicine
- 26 Chapter 26 - The Mantis Stalks The Cicada
- 27 Chapter 27 - The Oriole Watches The Mantis
- 28 Chapter 28 - A Small Man And A Small Woman
- 29 Chapter 29 - Fighting Like Cats And Female Dogs
- 30 Chapter 30 - Too Late For Regrets
- 31 Chapter 31 - Substitute
- 32 Chapter 32 - A Birthday Present
- 33 Chapter 33 - Setting The Trap
- 34 Chapter 34 - A Princely Dance
- 35 Chapter 35 - Parting’s Such Sweet Sorrow
- 36 Chapter 36 - Mesmerising
- 37 Chapter 37 - His Majesty
- 38 Chapter 38 - Walls
- 39 Chapter 39 - 'Sisters' And 'Brothers'
- 40 Chapter 40 - There Can Be No Peace
- 41 Chapter 41 - Sword And Shield
- 42 Chapter 42 - Taskmaster
- 43 Chapter 43 - No Time For Beauties
- 44 Chapter 44 - Crazy Old Bat
- 45 Chapter 45 - The Empress Star
- 46 Chapter 46 - Godfather
- 47 Chapter 47 - Plum
- 48 Chapter 48 - A Solstice Gathering
- 49 Chapter 49 - The Taste Of Home
- 50 Chapter 50 - Where The Wind Blows
- 51 Chapter 51 - Flowers And Fans
- 52 Chapter 52 - Secret Alliance
- 53 Chapter 53 - Spoilt
- 54 Chapter 54 - The Ties That Bind
- 55 Chapter 55 - Chickens In A Yard
- 56 Chapter 56 - [Bonus Chapter]A Noble Lord
- 57 Chapter 57 - A Feast For The Eyes
- 58 Chapter 58 - [Bonus Chapter] In-Laws
- 59 Chapter 59 - [Bonus Chapter] Talent
- 60 Chapter 60 - Playing Favourites
- 61 Chapter 61 - Flute (R18)
- 62 Chapter 62 - [Bonus Chapter] Inner War
- 63 Chapter 63 - [Bonus Chapter] Palace Of Rain And Sunshine
- 64 Chapter 64 - A Too-Thoughtful Gift
- 65 Chapter 65 - [Side Story] Baby Sister
- 66 Chapter 66 - The Replica
- 67 Chapter 67 - [Bonus Chapter] Scapegoat
- 68 Chapter 68 - Hongmen Feast
- 69 Chapter 69 - Double-Crossed?
- 70 Chapter 70 - Film Emperor
- 71 Chapter 71 - Calm After The Storm
- 72 Chapter 72 - White-eyed Wolves
- 73 Chapter 73 - Blue Sleeves
- 74 Chapter 74 - A Mother's Love
- 75 Chapter 75 - Smoke And Mirrors
- 76 Chapter 76 - Small Talk
- 77 Chapter 77 - Discipline (R18)
- 78 Chapter 78 - The Walls Have Ears
- 79 Chapter 79 - Those Who Were Lost
- 80 Chapter 80 - Coax Me
- 81 Chapter 81 - [Bonus Chapter] Filial Piety
- 82 Chapter 82 - Hard Peaches
- 83 Chapter 83 - Sour Plums
- 84 Chapter 84 - [Bonus Chapter] Waiting
- 85 Chapter 85 - Eyes And Ears
- 86 Chapter 86 - More Questions Than Answers
- 87 Chapter 87 - Candidate
- 88 Chapter 88 - An Ancient Salaryman
- 89 Chapter 89 - Heirs And Graces
- 90 Chapter 90 - Ill Omen
- 91 Chapter 91 - Escalation
- 92 Chapter 92 - Next Move
- 93 Chapter 93 - A Midnight Stroll
- 94 Chapter 94 - Visitor
- 95 Chapter 95 - Quack
- 96 Chapter 96 - Liu Yao
- 97 Chapter 97 - Playing Their Game
- 98 Chapter 98 - Appearance VS Reality
- 99 Chapter 99 - Sixth
- 100 Chapter 100 - Peonies
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