Handsome All Over the Earth [Interstellar]

"Why don't you call Xiao Hei again?" There was no expression on the one-eyed face, and the special cute voice line simulated by the EW robot actually read a shivering chill from his audio device.

The green fat man unskilledly controlled the EW robot to walk forward for a distance, and put the mechanical arm on the shoulder of the one-eyed: "What's wrong with being called Xiao Hei? You are originally black!"

boom-

One-eyed slapped over, and Fatty Green was not to be outdone: "Oh, fighting? Who's afraid of who? It's all EW, who's better than who?"

Two EW robots less than the height of a human calf were fighting. Yi Zhen turned his head silently on the side to study whether the EW robot has networking capabilities. Now he needs to get more information about the future on the Internet. Since the EW robot has a remote control function, it has a built-in network. Connecting the port, Yi Zhen quickly entered the interstellar network.

In the year 3017 of the Earth's interstellar calendar, the sci-fi plots that were once in the movies have become reality one by one. Human beings have entered the era of large-scale voyages, and robots have replaced humans to do repetitive work without technical content. Mechanical engineering has been widely used and is widely used in the military. Mechas are the last line of military defense.

After searching for many related events, Yi Zhen determined that this was a completely different planet or universe from his world! In his country, they do not develop small-scale robots as family nanny needs. They are more about developing space jumping and super-intelligent brain connection control technology. One intelligent brain will be in charge of a large area. His main star has The thirteen areas correspond to the thirteen brains. These thirteen brains complete daily chores for human beings. Humans can only choose between eating and waiting for death, or trying to contribute to the country.

After Yi Zhen learned the information about this time and space, he returned to EW's body from the online world. It took a step forward and only heard a click. Looking down at him, he immediately confirmed that it was the small white ring on the wrist of the EW robot. The one-eyed and the green fat man turned to look at Yi Zhen at the same time, one of them looked at his hand in frustration: "Xiaohong, you smashed my bracelet... As soon as I came out, it became a defective product... Why am I so pitiful...I'm going to be returned to the factory again..."

Listening to this title, the one who doesn't need to talk is the green fat man.

One-eyed who fought with Fatty Green didn't take advantage of it either. EW's face was already covered in scratches. According to the robot's acceptance criteria, the two standing in front of Yi Zhen were already defective.

Green Fatty's entire robot is not good. He sat on the ground with a face of despair: "Xiao Hei, it's all you! It's all your fault, woo woo woo... I'm going to die..."

One-eyed heard the name of the green fat man, although he was extremely angry, but EW did not have an extra expression system, and always maintained a cute expression. He could only hear him say nondescript words in a soft and waxy voice: "If in the past, I would You've been torn apart!"

The green fat man, who was sitting on the ground with his head down, snorted: "Cut, before? Please, you are an EW now, and you tore me up?"

One-Eyed: "I'm Mecha Intelligence! You **** housekeeper!"

Fatty Green: "It's all from one production line. Who is more expensive than who?"

One-eyed: "Oh, I'm sorry that you and I are not on the same production line. I am a military manufacturer. As far as I know, military manufacturing is much more expensive than civilian use."

Fatty Green: "...woohoo, Xiaohong, look at him, look at this little black, he bullies me! Don't you care?! Woohoo, I'm going to be returned to the factory..."

Yi Zhen, who stepped on the green fat man's wristband, walked silently to a brand-new unopened EW robot. He didn't quite understand what the green fat man was thinking. He heard a soft voice from his audio device and asked, "You What are you crying about? It’s better to change your body, there are so many here, you can choose whatever you want.”

The dejected green fat man jumped from the ground and stood up in an instant: "Yes! I didn't expect that I am no longer a custom babysitter robot! These can be my body!"

The green fat man hugged Yi Zhen and cheered happily: "Xiaohong, you are so smart, you must be a high-definition robot like me!" (●—●)!

One-eyed: "Hehe, mentally retarded."

Luckily, Fatty Green couldn't hear the one-eyed sentence, because Fatty Green was changing his body with the help of Yi Zhen and temporarily turned off the power.

"You two are not allowed to fight, and I won't help you change your shells if you fight again. I will wait for you to return to the factory." After Yi Zhen helped the two companions change their bodies, One Eye and Lu Fatty were brand new again.

One-eyed, green fat: "..."

At night, three robots in the warehouse were lying on the shelves chatting.

Green Fatty: "What kind of master do you think we will have this time?"

"I don't know." The one-eyed voice seemed calm and calm, but he felt a momentary depression in his heart. His previous master was a federal soldier who died on the battlefield not long ago.

Yi-jin didn’t answer because he was surfing the web.

The green fat man lying in the middle poked Yi Zhen's arm with his hand in the dark and asked, "Xiaohong, you haven't answered my question yet."

Yi Zhen said casually, "I'm mine."

"But you can't be your own, robots will have masters." Fatty Lu turned his head to look at Yi Zhen.

(●—●) A big face suddenly appeared in front of him, Yi Zhen: "…"

Just chatting on the shelf, a month has passed—

"This company's sales are so bad, I'm getting moldy in the warehouse! When are they going to sell us?!"

A robot was madly leaning against the railing on the shelf, taking care of itself and looking at the high-end customized robots packed in the sky with a bit of resentment. If it wasn't for his height, Yi Zhen really wanted to change his body and leave this place There is only a warehouse for robots, but now he is too short.

"Xiaohong, calm down! Don't get excited. Even if we leave the warehouse, we still have to wait on the shelves of the mall for our new owner to take us home."

Yi Zhen sat on the shelf with one hand on his cheek, looking sadly at the warehouse door that had never been opened.

A month was enough for him to figure out the company's procedures. Yi Zhen entered the company's monitoring system, squatted in the sales department and watched these salespeople keep calling and selling. Even he was anxious for these people.

…

"Of course, we can provide the best service, please believe in the strength of our company!"

"no problem!"

In the scattered conversations, finally a new young girl put down the communication device in her hand.

Colleagues in the same group all looked at him nervously: "How is it? Is it done?"

The girl shook her head in frustration...

"Hey..." Several old employees could see that they were also very sad. This little girl is very good, but unfortunately, the probation period is coming soon, and none of the orders were successful... I am afraid that she will leave.

Through the surveillance system, Yi Zhen saw the name of the company that contacted the girl—Tesco every day.

If it wasn't for the reason of leaving the warehouse so as not to attract the attention of others, Yi Zhen would have already hacked the system and ran away, but if he continued to stay in the warehouse with Fatty Lu, he would have gone crazy!

After half an hour—

The frustrated rookie girl was sad that she couldn't pass the assessment period, when her communication device suddenly rang - "Hello, is this the Mechanical Revolution Company? I'm a purchaser from Tesco Mall every day, and I'm about to order it soon. The model of the robot will be sent to you."

"What? But just now..."

"What happened just now?"

"No...it's nothing, I'll have someone deliver the goods for you right away!"

The girl put down the phone and covered her heart, although it was very strange why the other party suddenly agreed to order the machine, but it didn't matter!

"Great! I can stay here!" A barbell-like laughter resounded in the office.

In front of the warehouse - the uniformed warehouse manager is a middle-aged man who counts orders and assigns tasks to the transport robot. He paused and said, "It's strange, so many EW models are ordered?"

Since the robot nanny includes functions such as cleaning and hygiene, more families choose to use mechanical housekeepers, and the sales of EW have plummeted, and the best-selling robot has defaulted to a slow-selling product that cannot be sold.

Yi Zhen hacked the computer of the president of Tesco Mall and issued a purchase order. The president of Tesco saw his order and was a little silent. He might have made a mistake. Forget it, it doesn’t matter.

In the warehouse, Yi Zhen tapped the green fat and one-eyed beside him with his hand, and made a clanging sound, "We are going to be transported out, don't move, put the plastic wrap on."

"But with so many EWs, how can you be sure that it must be us who were sent out of the warehouse?" Green Fatty asked Yi Zhen in confusion, but his body chose to believe Yi Zhen's words more honestly (●—●) [Washing hands expectantly ]

Yi Zhen: "You won't push them away, will you get on yourself?"

Green Fat: (●—●)?

Sure enough, within three seconds, the door of the shipping warehouse opened, and the transport robot began to count the robots purchased on the order for packaging. The transport robot α, which was responsible for counting the EW robots, scanned the bottom shelf with a camera, and collected the goods from the first one. into the packaging library.

Green Fatty: "Woooooo, it's so far, we will definitely not pack us together!"

One-Eyed: "Indeed..."

Yi Zhen stood up from the lying position on the shelf, dropped the plastic seal on his body, "Follow me!"

One-eyed and Fatty Green looked at each other, then immediately followed in Yi Zhen's footsteps, the three EW robots went straight to their destination in the huge warehouse.

The transport robot α was about to complete its packaging task for today. Just when it was about to load the last few EW robots, three small robots suddenly rushed to its hand, and Yi Zhen took a step forward and stood up straight.

After α scanned Yi Zhen and his friends, he directly bypassed them three—[No plastic packaging, not meeting the qualification standards. ]

Seeing that the three of them were ignored, Yi Zhen immediately thought of the reason: "One-eyed brought three plastic seals over here!"

"it is good!"

The three robots took the plastic bag, covered themselves, and appeared on the right hand side of the transport robot α again. This time, they fell into the packaging warehouse accurately.

[Standards Compliant, Packaged—]

[Packaging completed. ]

[Delivery from the warehouse to the destination - Tesco every day. ]

In the packaging box, each robot is in its own carton packaging, and a transparent plastic film can see their cute appearance.

All three robots in this dark box suddenly opened their eyes.

"Xiaohong! I'm going to call for you! There's actually such a queue-jumping operation!"

Because of the box, Lu Fatty couldn't move, but Yi Zhen still heard the **** name - Xiao Ming and Xiaohong... What a classic elementary school math problem, the names of the hero and heroine...