Handsome All Over the Earth [Interstellar]

"Just put these EWs at will. Even if they are placed in the golden display section, almost no one will buy them." The human staff who cleaned the shelves glanced at the entire shelf, and reluctantly placed the EW robot on the shelf.

Shoppers move around throughout the mall, and items placed at the top and bottom are generally more likely to be unsalable, while Yizhen is lying flat at the bottom of the shelf.

The salesperson left, and a voice full of concern suddenly sounded on the shelf in the corner and said, "Hey, Xiaohong, how are you feeling now? The position on the shelf that is parallel to the customer's line of sight is generally the most attractive for customers to consume. It was the human who said it was the "Golden Display Section" just now, you are at the bottom right now, and Xiao Hei and I are on the top of the Golden Display Section, it seems that Xiao He and I will have a new owner soon."

"It's not good, I'm my own, I don't need a master." Yi Zhen said with a sneer.

"Okay, Xiaohong, you really don't have a sense of humor. Humans won't like a rigid robot like you." The green fat man said to himself.

Yi Zhen wanted to find some sealing glue to shut up this fat dead man!

"Shut up!"

A soft and waxy voice came out of Yi Zhen's robot mouth.

The little boy passing by widened his eyes and looked at the position where the voice came from, an EW robot with the machine on!

A little boy's face suddenly moved to a position 0.1 meters away from Yi Zhen, grabbed Yi Zhen, and trotted around a corner, trying to find his mother to show off his new discovery.

Seeing Yi Zhen being taken away, Fatty Green and One Eye threw away the plastic seal on their bodies and looked at each other.

On the shelf next door, a woman is looking for a lithium battery suitable for a mechanical housekeeper. These days, their mechanical housekeeper is running too fast. It should be the rechargeable lithium battery. The beautiful woman who is studying the cost-effectiveness is caught by her son: " Mom, Mom, this robot can talk!"

Seeing her son, the woman touched his little head tenderly and lovingly and said, "Please Bob, all robots can talk, and so can Bieber."

"But it's different! Uncle Bieber never said 'shut up' to me, I just heard it say it! Mom, can I buy it? I love it!"

The woman looked embarrassed, and Bob's green eyes were full of tears, "Mom, mom, buy it! I really like him, I promise to take the exam next week, I will definitely get a good score!"

Apparently the woman is excited...

Green Fatty and One Eye were lying on the shelf pole: "The main brain is on the top, why didn't I think of it! Xiaohong is going to be sold so soon!"

The eyes of the two EW robots were full of envy.

Yi Zhen (●—●), who was in the hands of the little boy, raised his head: "Ma'am, you are so beautiful. Although I would also like to go home with you, I am not for sale. I am a gift from the robot human-703."

Hearing Yi Zhen's words, the woman could only help the little boy to put Yi Zhen back.

Human-703 high-definition robot, the price is not cheap! It takes two million stars to buy an ordinary 703 robot, which is unbearable for any ordinary family!

The little boy reluctantly put Yi Zhen back in place, and looked back at Yi Zhen one step at a time, until Yi Zhen waved goodbye to him (●—●)/~~Bye bye

"God, Xiaohong, you lied! Are you doing it for me? I didn't expect you to like me so much! I've decided, I'll move down tonight. I'll do slow-moving goods with you too! We can be on the shelves Chat! I can tell you the story of me and my former master! He was a…”

The green fat man's voice was like a magic voice. After the lesson he had just learned, Yi Zhen didn't talk to him this time. He didn't want to be bought by anyone. At night, he would find a human-703 and insert his own chip into it!

human-703 is a new type of robot based on 702. In addition to having various special functions, it also has a biomimetic skin, which is exactly one-to-one with the appearance of a human. Except that the core is a robot, it is almost exactly the same as the appearance of a human. Of course, their price Also naturally expensive.

Yi Zhen couldn't bear it any longer. He downloaded a chat software on the Internet. After a simple reprogramming, it formed a simple internal chat software, and then sent it to the green fat man and the one-eyed through the network.

"The mastermind is on top? Did I get a virus?" A pop-up box for installation and download suddenly appeared in front of him, and the green fat man screamed in horror!

Even the one-eyed was too frightened to move. For robots, the virus is like a human cancer that scares them!

[The installation is complete, the installation package is being deleted, please wait. ]

[Hi, dear friend, you have chosen me in the vast sea of ​​people, it is a great honor, welcome to use EW chat software! ]

A three-person group was created in an instant - group members [Yi Zhen] [One-Eyed] [Green Fatty]

Yi Zhen: [Green Fatty, shut up! It's easy to get people's attention if you talk like that, if you don't want to be known by the master mind. ]

Green Fatty: [Wow, Yi Zhen is Xiaohong? You actually have a human name! So handsome! Did your previous owner get it for you? ]

Yi Zhen: [emmmm] Why does this green fat guy always miss the point (●—●)?

One-eyed: [Yi Zhen? I'm not called One Eye, I have a name - Black Light. ]

[The administrator modifies the name of the one-eyed group—Black Light]

Black Light: [Thank you ＾_＾]

Green Fatty: [Both of you have names... woohoo, am I the only one who doesn't? I'm so sad... Feeling abandoned by this world...]

When Yi Zhen saw the green fat man talking, he immediately blocked the news. The ghost knows how long this sad green fat man will talk!

After half an hour—

private chat —

Black Light: [Yi Zhen, how to block group news? ]

Yi Zhen: [Wait for me and give you permission. ]

Three people form a crowd—[Administrator Yi Zhen modifies permissions, and Heiguang becomes the administrator of this group. ]

Black Light: [Thanks ＾_＾]

Cut back to the three groups, Yi Zhen saw the news of 1000+, the whole machine is not good, is the green fat man's mouth a Gatling machine gun? !

new news—

Green Fatty: [woohoo, I want a name…woohoo…]

Yi Zhen: [I regret bringing you out. ]

Lu Fatty: [The mastermind is on top, Xiaohong, you are no longer the original you! ]

Lu Fatty: [I'm very aggrieved, the little red who told me not to jump is gone! woo woo woo woo…]

1000+ unread messages from Green Fat - [woo woo woo] [spin cry] [storm cry] [desperate cry]

Yi Zhen: [Don't cry...I'll get you one. ]

Green Fat: [Really (●—●)? ]

[Administrator modifies the name of the green fat group—chubby]

Chubby: […]

Chubby: [You, you don't think I'm a robot and I'm stupid! This is not a name at all! No one will cry - chubby! ]

After Yi Zhen took revenge on the green fat and called himself Xiaohong, he finally gave the green fat a normal name.

[The administrator modifies the name of the chubby group—Hua Haoduo]

Hua Haoduo: [Yi Zhen, I like this name! than heart! ]

Yi Zhen: [Just like it. ]

Blacklight: [This name...]

Hua Haoduo: [Does it sound good? I can feel my own handsomeness just by reading the words! Yizhen you are awesome! ]

Black Light: […If you like it ^_^]

Hua Haoduo: [Happy circling] (●—●)!

Hearing that "a lot of talk" is very satisfied with his name, Yi Zhen is also very satisfied, giving himself a like.

Just as the three robots were chattering in the chat software, suddenly a girl's scream came from not far from the mall!

"Yes, it's an admiral! It's Gu Si Nian! Ah ah ah! So handsome!"

"It's really the year of Gusi..."

"So handsome, I fainted!"

Gu Sinian - the youngest general in the Federation, his father is the president of the Federal Academy of Science and Technology, and his mother is the chairman of Interstellar United Trading Co., Ltd. These are nothing! The most important thing is that he is handsome! Those male and female stars in the entertainment industry are simply scum compared to him.

There was a hint of helplessness in Gu Sinian's eyes. He covered his face thicker than a star when he went out, and he didn't dare to show his face. He was obviously a soldier, but he had the most fans. When a person goes to the street, he is even more thrilling than those celebrities. Once he is discovered, he has to run away obediently.

I really don't understand, obviously he has covered his whole face, how did these people recognize him? ! The robot at home was vandalized, and the whole house was in disarray. He had already slept in the garbage heap for a day, and could not sleep a second time, so when Gu Sinian saw the mall on his way from get off work, he stopped and even took off the military uniform.

Without thinking about it, more and more people gathered, and Gu Sinian ran out neatly, but today he must buy a robot to clean up! Otherwise, his days will never end!

On the way to escape, Gu Sinian turned back and took the smallest cleaning robot EW at the bottom of the shelf, and ran to the cashier.

The robot Yi Zhen (●—●) caught in the hands of Gu Sinian?

The robot poked Gu Si Nian's hand: "Sir, I'm not for sale..."

Obviously, the other party didn't want to hear what the robot was saying. Before Yi Zhen's words were finished, he had already been placed on the cashier counter.

"drop-"

[A total of 300 star coins, the payment was successful, thank you for your patronage. ]