It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"We ordinary people~ I'm so happy today~"

In the suspense editorial department at a certain point, the editor-in-charge Leng Feng happily hummed a happy ditty.

It was the weekend, and the book "The Devotion of Suspect X" signed by his subordinates had already reached 130,000 words, and after today's update, it was 150,000.

According to the lightning-like speed of the vampire boss, in a few days, it will reach the average standard for listing.

This is why he is happy.

Although the performance of this book is not as good as Dou Po and House of Horrors, many people even say that the vampire literature has regressed.

However, a lean camel is bigger than a horse.

Even so, "The Devotion of Suspect X" still ranks at the top of the suspense list, beating all works of the same period in the category.

With such a great god effect hanging, even if it is on the shelves, no matter how miserable it is, it will not be so miserable. As the editor-in-chief, he will definitely be able to get a little bit of light. The life in the editorial department is very nourishing - just like the supernatural section Like the haunted world, you can live a leisurely life by relying on a full-length masterpiece House of Horrors.

Based on Leng Feng's personal understanding of vampires, each book of this boss must have at least a thousand chapters and millions of words. For him, the editor who is directly in charge, it must be a very happy thing.

As long as the book "The Devotion of Suspect x" keeps updating, with millions of words on the water, his performance will definitely increase accordingly.

Isn't it beautiful?

Looking at the other editor in charge who was working hard to find books in the background, Leng Feng couldn't help feeling a little bit excited, and patted the other person on the shoulder, putting on a very smug expression.

"What are you doing?"

The editor in charge turned to look at him in puzzlement.

"Do you know what happiness is?"

Leng Feng pointed to the pseudonym of the vampire on the computer, and said.

"Happiness is like the fragrance of orchids, refreshing."

"Why are you pretending?" The editor's eyelids twitched, wishing he could rush up and punch Leng Feng.

However, Leng Feng ignored him and continued to chatter like a bard.

"Happiness is like candy sweetness, intoxicating, ah! happiness..."

At this moment, Leng Feng only felt that he was Shakespeare, Tagore, and Li Bai, possessed at the same time.

In the small office, this literary and artistic atmosphere was immediately brought up by him.

"Get out!"

However, the editor who was trying to find books scolded angrily, and couldn't help but turn dark.

Leng Feng, that stinky boy... he's been nauseated for the past few days.

Isn't it just luck, being introduced by the editors of other divisions, and signed to the big vampire?

Isn't it just that there is a high-traffic book, and you can get a bonus to eat and drink spicy food in the future?

Wasn't it just a few days ago that he was named and praised by the editor-in-chief?

It's like going to heaven.

Well, this is really... enviable.

The poor editor couldn't help crying.

woo woo woo

I want to curse you that extreme joy turns sorrow, and curse you that the new vampire book will be finished in a week!

However, at around five o'clock that night, when he was about to leave work, Leng Feng suddenly got such news.

"The Devotion of Suspect X" has just been updated with 20,000 words, and the application for the copy has been completed!

? ? ?

What the hell is this shit?

Leng Feng was completely dumbfounded, with a black question mark on his face.

Why did you finish the application without saying anything?

Could it be that he felt that his grades were not good, so he planned to cut the book without saying a word?

The soul is weak! Why didn't Qieshu tell the editor-in-charge of himself!

If you have problems, you can discuss them, and if you have problems, you can correct them. Why do you want to cut the book, vampire!

What are you going to do with my future bonuses like this?

Leng Feng thought that Su Chen had cut the book and stopped writing because he didn't read the main text immediately.

After all, web articles, if you finish the book at the critical point of 150,000 characters, there is a high probability that the book will be cut out, or there will be a more responsible author who will release the outline for readers to read, and then speak righteously run away...

Is it possible that a vampire is also going to be a ghost father-in-law?

Leng Feng's psychology is called grief and indignation.

Just at this moment, his editor-in-chief, the one whom he pretended to be b during the day, sent a very timely passage, which almost made Leng Feng vomit blood after reading it.

"Happiness is charcoal in the snow, flowers in brocade, rain in drought, it is my hope in despair, it is your despair in hope..."

Across the screen, you can feel the other party's full of schadenfreude.

Who is not a yin and yang poet?

"The Devotion of Suspect X is finished, Leng Feng, Feng Shui turns around, hehehe~"

"Get out!"

Good guy, this time it was Leng Feng's turn to be nauseated.

After being depressed alone for a while, after a while, it was already the time to get off work at six o'clock, but Leng Feng still hadn't left, but hurriedly contacted Su Chen.

"Boss vampire, the little one needs an explanation!"

"Why is the book finished with 150,000 words?"

"Don't you want to go on the shelf?"

"Is it because of bad grades that you want to cut it or what? Huh?"

"Ah, vampire, you are talking, vampire!"

Leng Feng anxiously questioned Su Chen's soul.

However, Su Chen was clearly prepared, and said to him on QQ calmly, "Oh, it's Leng Da, I forgot to tell you, I'm going to finish my application today."

"wdnmd, how can you finish the book with 150,000 yuan?"

Leng Feng couldn't believe it.

besides.

With such a harmless tone, do you think I will really approve you to finish the book?

You are a platinum writer, standing at the top of the food chain in the writer's ecosystem, how can you be so messy, change the style as you say, and then cut it if you can't write well?

What nonsense!

How much psychological harm would this cause to an editor in charge?

...Fortunately, I was still pretending to be compared with my colleagues in the morning, but at night I was slapped in the face by the speed of light and mocked.

mmp.

Such a wayward author made Leng Feng tremble all over, sweating all over his body on a hot day, and his hands and feet were cold.

Can this certain point be better? What should we do as the editor? Damn it, when will the editor really stand up!

"But the story is over, I don't have anything to write about if there are too many." Su Chen ended with a helpless little expression, "So please let me finish this application from Leng University, and it can be regarded as an explanation to the readers who invest .”

That's right, to finish a book, you usually need to get the editor's approval first, and Su Chen needs to pass the Leng Feng first.

"I disagree!"

Leng Feng refused without thinking.

"You finish the book before it's on the shelves, aren't you kidding me? And tell me the truth, vampire, when you finish the book at this juncture, you definitely cut the book out of the end, right? Absolutely?"

After listening to the words, Su Chen was not in a hurry, but instead showed an abnormal smile.

"I said, University Leng, haven't you read my text yet?"

"Ah? Didn't read it, what's the matter?"

Leng Feng was taken aback for a moment, but then he realized that this bad boy wanted to persuade himself from another angle, so he quickly typed again: "Even if you write the text, you can't finish the book with 150,000 yuan!"

Didn't see it...

Su Chen couldn't help but feel calm, and the old god said: "How about it, Leng Da, please go and read my entire text first, and I will promise you whatever you say when you come back."

"Really?" Leng Feng hadn't expected that a vampire would be so easy to talk to.

Do you think you can impress yourself with writing?

Just kidding, I have read countless volumes of online articles by the great gods and the small gods, as well as various well-known suspenseful works. You just want to impress me with a novel of 150,000 words?

Su Chen: "Well, really, Leng Da, go and see."

Leng Feng didn't think too much about it: "That's okay, 150,000 words is not much, just wait for me to contact you in two hours."

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