It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

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"Happy birthday, Teacher Maoxuewang! I have always been taken care of by you."

In a small apartment, several people ate and drank very harmoniously.

"Come, please drink please drink."

With a smile, Yinsha filled Su Chen's cup with beer, which had just been drunk, and handed it to Su Chen.

"Haha... ok ok."

Her enthusiasm was irresistible.

Su Chen took the glass of wine without blinking, gulping it down like drinking fruit juice.

Seeing this scene, Su Xiaoxiao also clamored to have a few drinks together, but was stopped by Su Chen desperately.

For nothing else.

He can still vividly remember the last time this guy got drunk.

The wine is probably not a negative number.

If this broke out directly in the apartment, it would be embarrassing for him as an elder brother.

Especially now.

In fact, he felt that the little girl was already smug enough.

"Oh, Mr. Maoxuewang, please drink slowly..."

"That's the imported beer brought by Xia Fanqin..."

Feng Yu complained to Su Chen.

The person involved, Xia Fan, waved his hand indifferently.

The food, drink, and merry-go-round continued until the birthday party drew to a close.

With an apologetic face, Xia Fan was the first to propose to leave.

At night, he still has things that he can't get out of, even if he wants to stay.

Of course, before leaving, he handed over the paper bag he brought to Su Chen and Su Xiaoxiao.

Among them, Su Chen's share was extra large and heavy.

"Take it, Teacher Maoxuewang, this is a birthday present, and it contains imported hazelnuts, walnuts and the like."

"This is for Teacher Xiao Su... Congratulations on your birthday again."

Xia Fan smiled and said.

Su Chen took the bag and put it aside, "Thank you."

"Hehehe..." Su Xiaoxiao also took her share, giggling strangely, "Thank you for the tribute from my believers!"

"..."

After giving the gift, Xia Fan apologized repeatedly and left.

The two put the gifts they received on the table temporarily.

On the other side, Yinsha and Fengyu looked at each other, and they also wanted to offer the gifts they had prepared.

Different from Xia Fan's attitude like giving a gift, Yinsha still pays attention to the details, and puts a lot of effort into the packaging of the gift-wrapping ribbons, wrapping colored paper, and filling up the appearance score.

"Teacher Maoxuewang! Here you are! It's a gift for both of you!"

Yinsha also handed over a gift.

Su Chen took it and asked curiously, "What's inside?"

"It's the little girl's full love." Yinsha told him with winking eyebrows.

The latter couldn't help but have nothing to say: "Uh..."

However, when you pinch it lightly through the packaging, it is not difficult to guess that the feel should be clothes.

"Teacher Maoxuewang... this is mine!"

Feng Yu also hurriedly took out the share she had prepared from the bedroom.

The bag containing the gift was placed at the door of their bedroom. In addition, there were other paper bags piled there, which were all the daily necessities they had just purchased after they returned to the apartment.

Slightly messy.

"Although it's not a big gift, if you don't mind..."

"That's too far-fetched."

Su Chen also accepted Feng Yu's gift, "Your kindness makes me very happy, no matter what you give, I am very happy."

"In short, it's not a valuable item. I hope you won't be too disappointed when you open it...but it's also my heart!"

Feng Yu's cheeks flushed when he said these words.

For her to speak so frankly, it was already a superclass operation.

She quickly ended the topic, and went to hand Su Xiaoxiao a gift instead.

"Also, this is Teacher Xiao Su's..."

The same paper bag as Su Chen.

The little girl didn't open it to look at it, and took the gift naturally, showing a smile to comfort the other party:

"Me too, no matter what you give,

I will be very happy! Thank you, sister Feng Yu. "

"..."

After the gift giving session is over.

The party is almost over.

Taking advantage of the night, the two returned to the house.

The first thing I do when I get home is to unwrap the presents to satisfy my curiosity.

The first is Xia Fan's.

Inside, as he said, are imported canned dried fruits, densely printed with foreign characters, which looks very expensive.

It is worth mentioning that among Xia Fan's gifts, Su Xiaoxiao's gift is very interesting.

Under the dried fruit in the paper bag, there was a neat pack of papaya milk.

Good guy, even if you can figure out that Xia Fan is an unintentional match, it always looks malicious.

Sure enough, after seeing her extra surprise, Su Xiaoxiao inevitably rolled her eyes, and secretly wrote down Xia Fan's account in the small notebook.

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Then there is the gift of Yinsha.

Exquisite packaging and ribbons, when you open it, there are two sets of bear pajamas of the same style.

Yes, it's a bit similar to the one worn by the main character Feng Aotian in the October new show "Bearing Bravely Into Another World", but it's lighter than that.

Su Xiaoxiao liked this very much, so she took it apart and put it back on.

As for Su Chen?

Well, forget it.

Men in their twenties are still wearing bear pajamas... This is no longer just a childlike innocence, is it?

Furthermore, after wearing it, if Su Xiaoxiao made a video or took a photo, it would definitely be another wave of social death.

So he simply put the large bear pajamas at the bottom of the closet.

Seal decisively.

The last one is the gift from Feng Yu.

In fact, among the three gifts, Feng Yu's is what he looks forward to the most.

Because it is easy to read, it seems that the other party has put a lot of thought into it.

So he also said to the other party, "No matter what you give, I will be very happy."

but.

When Su Chen opened the present.

His whole body is broken.

There was nothing else in the paper bag except a women's nightdress.

Feel the sheer black lace trim on a nightdress, and the feel of the smooth fabric...it doesn't get any more real than this.

...

I was stunned for three seconds.

After confirming that this is a gift for myself, and there is nothing else inside and outside the paper bag...

He typed a "?" slowly.

So, Feng Yu gave me a gift...

Is it a women's fitted night dress?

What the hell is this?

The so-called ulterior motives, effort to choose a gift, refers to giving yourself a women's dress? Or a fitted nightdress?

hello!

What kind of gift is this?

What are you implying?

Although I said at the time that no matter what it is...

But your hand in women's clothing...it's so true that he didn't expect it.

I was overwhelmed by Feng Yu's operation.

Before Su Chen could continue to sigh and think.

From the little girl's bedroom next door, there was a scream like a lost soul.

"What's wrong? Xiaoxiao?"

Startled by the sound, Su Chen hurried to the little girl's bedroom to check.

The latter was leaning weakly on the gaming chair, his face full of lovelessness.

Seeing Su Chen come in, she reluctantly raised her arm and pointed at the paper bag with trembling fingers.

"This...that is, it's Sister Fengyu who gave me a...gift..." The voice was also trembling, as if she had suffered a great psychological injury.

Look in the direction pointed by the other party.

A set of women's underwear with a trademark was quietly placed on the bed.

Purple and black, it looks very bold.

On top of that, the size is ridiculously large.

D... no, maybe E...

In short, it is impossible to be a size that a little girl can use.

If Su Xiaoxiao wanted to wear it, she would have to start with five layers of breast pads!

From this size alone, one can feel the kind of malice overflowing beyond papaya milk.

What the hell are the gifts Feng Yu sent!

This is the unanimous cry of the two brothers and sisters.

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