It Would Be Great If I Could Be a Copywriter

"It would be great if I could be a copy master ()"

does it.

This was no longer a birthday surprise, but a birthday fright.

A set of unknown women's nightdresses for myself.

A set of ridiculously sized underwear was given to Su Xiaoxiao.

Gift-giving genius, good guy, I really have you.

In a way, this birthday was indeed unforgettable.

"You got a weird gift too? Mine is a nightgown."

Su Chen exchanged information with Su Xiaoxiao in a bit of pain.

"Lady's nightdress? Pfft—" the little girl suddenly laughed, "Brother, do you want to try it on?"

"Wearing that thing is worse than killing me directly."

Turning out the dead fish eyes, the corners of Su Chen's mouth twitched.

Then he mocked with a half-hearted smile: "It's you, the gift you received is hard to wear, right?

Tsk, it's really pitiful..."

You don't understand the pain of the steel plate.jpg

As soon as these words came out, Su Xiaoxiao immediately became unhappy and wanted to explode.

"Hmph, if I want to, put on five layers... er no, six layers, it's still wearable for the time being."

Pretending to be calm, the little girl bulged her cheeks and pushed the steel plate hard, "You really underestimate me."

Su Chen: "..."

Six floors...

Dude, you might as well just use silicone.

Not continuing this sad topic, Su Chen put the nightgown back into the paper bag in distress.

Even he couldn't understand it at all.

What is Feng Yu's intention to give the two of them such an outrageous gift.

——Su Xiaoxiao's can be understood as motivation... But what is the hidden meaning of this nightdress?

Su Chen frowned and fell into deep thought.

Alas, I can't figure it out.

the other side.

After cleaning up the mess of the party, it was already midnight at twelve o'clock.

The two girls, who were a little tired, naturally planned to go to bed directly.

Before that, Yinsha rummaged through a pile of bags at the door of the bedroom.

"Strange...why can't I find it?" She murmured a little strangely.

After looking for it for a while, Yinsha shouted to Fengyu who was taking a shower in the bathroom: "...Fengyu, have you seen my newly bought nightdress and underwear?"

"Eh? Isn't it in the bag at the door of the bedroom..."

"But there are only scarves and shampoo here!" Yinsha said.

"Ah? That's weird...I obviously put it there, why don't you look for it again."

"..."

Yinsha was a little depressed and silent.

After searching and searching for a long time, I still couldn't find it. In the end, I couldn't bear the sleepiness, so I had to give up and go to sleep.

Early the next morning.

Seeing the large bulge on Su Xiaoxiao's chest, Su Chen almost vomited blood several feet high.

"What are you looking at? Have you ever seen a beautiful girl?" The little girl puffed up her chest.

"Hey, even if it's a birthday present, there's no need to wear it the next day, right?"

Su Chen almost rolled his eyes out, and asked suspiciously:

"...Also, how did you put it on?"

The little girl is an ordinary airport, but this set is at least D by visual inspection.

You can wear this?

Schrödinger's boobs?

"It's simple, just put a million dots of breast pads on."

The little girl triumphantly stretched out her fingertips, making a "a little bit" gesture.

It seems to be proud of successfully responding to his ridicule yesterday.

Su Chen tactically leaned back and took a breath.

You are a million points...

I'm afraid it's not the Milky Way at your fingertips, right?

...

In short, I didn't bother about Su Xiaoxiao who suddenly operated with a thousand layers.

After that, Su Chen hurried to the store.

On the way, I was thinking about how to tell Feng Yu about this later, so coincidentally, I ran into him on the way.

"Good morning, Teacher Maoxuewang."

Situations like this often happen in normal times, but this time, it made Su Chen extraordinarily embarrassed.

He just received a set of strange gifts yesterday... How can he be so calm today?

However, Feng Yu didn't seem to think so.

With a relaxed smile on her face, the girl walked beside him, walking shoulder to shoulder with him.

At this time, Feng Yu was still in the dark.

He didn't know that he mistakenly gave Yinsha's newly bought nightdress and underwear as gifts yesterday.

She was naively imagining how touched Teacher Mao Xuewang was after receiving the shampoo.

a long time.

Su Chen pondered for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"That... Feng Yu, about yesterday's gift..."

"Hmm! How does Teacher Maoxuewang feel when using it?" Feng Yu smiled at him.

He just froze.

Ah this...?

To ask this with such a natural look?

Also, how could labor and capital wear women's clothes!

Not to mention any feelings!

"Ahem..."

With a dry cough, Su Chen smiled stiffly, trying to be as tactful as possible: "Uh... I appreciate your kindness, but maybe it's a little inappropriate?"

"Yes, is it?"

But Feng Yu's smile disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, looking extremely disappointed, and beaming with joy, "I'm sorry, Teacher Maoxuewang..."

The girl drooped her head.

Seeing that Su Chen was in pain again, he hurriedly said haha ​​and changed his words: "Haha, I was just joking, how could it be inappropriate? I like it so much!"

"Then Teacher Xiao Su's too?"

"Of course, she also likes it very much! I started using it early this morning!" There is nothing wrong with what Su Chen said.

"Is that so..."

Feng Yu was overjoyed when he heard the words, and smiled again, "This is the first time I bought a gift for the teacher, and I don't know what to buy. It would be great if you like it."

The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched: "It's really the first time I gave a gift, it's really daring, it's really you."

"Well, what did the teacher say just now?" It seemed that his voice was too low for Feng Yu to hear clearly.

"It's okay, it's nothing, don't worry..."

Su Chen was also very tactful and didn't say anything more.

In short, both of them had deviations in their perception of the truth.

Lead to the whole process of cross-server chat.

This situation continued until the arrival of Yinsha.

"Eh? Isn't this Teacher Maoxuewang? Is my gift from yesterday okay?"

Yinsha, who appeared suddenly, lightly patted Su Chen's shoulder.

"It's Yinsha..." He breathed a sigh of relief.

Although Yinsha's personality is a little out of line, at least the gift she gave is barely a serious gift.

"Your gift, Xiaoxiao, girl likes it very much, but let me forget it."

"Hey, aren't you wearing it?"

"Why do you think I would wear that kind of thing?" Su Chen rolled her eyes angrily.

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Feng Yu couldn't help asking curiously: "Yinsha, did you send bear pajamas?"

"Yes, you must do what you say!" Yinsha nodded.

"By the way, Feng Yu, what did you give?"

Speaking of which, she still didn't know what gift Feng Yu had prepared.

This girl was mysterious and secretive the whole time, and she didn't reveal it to her.

"Ah, what I gave is a..."

"Ahem!"

Su Chen interrupted the spellcasting with a loud noise.

Meow.

If she said this, she would be the one who would be embarrassed!

Feng Yu glanced at him in a daze.

"I sent..."

"Cough cough cough!"

"I send……"

"cough!"

"I……"

"Ahem, what, can we change the subject?"

"???"

Feng Yu's heart was bewildered.

What's the matter, Mr. Maoxuewang? Why are you so determined not to let yourself speak? Isn't it a L'Oreal men's shampoo?

And Su Chen's heart was broken.

You girl, something is wrong.

Something is very wrong!

I gave the man women's clothing, or a close-fitting women's nightdress... Would a normal person say it so casually?

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