Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Since confirming the reporting time, the reserve has been counting the days with fingers up and down, hoping that the big guy standing at the top of the pyramid will come over quickly and join their big loving family. There were also many experts who submitted applications and wanted to come to observe and study. Among these experts, many were interested in Yu Xia, and many were obsessed with the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey. The reserve selectively absorbed some talents, and they expected to wait for the big guy to come over. , the staff will be busy.

As expected by the person in charge, she was relatively free the day she arrived, and the next week was like a war. Even with all the preparations, she almost didn't keep up with Yu Xia's rhythm.

Needless to say the day before, colleagues from the reserve held a welcome party for Yu Xia. They cooked two tables of good dishes, and briefly arranged a few shows, making it a lot of fun. Colleagues rushed to introduce themselves, seeing that they were happy for their arrival from the bottom of their hearts, and Yu Xia also believed that he had made the right choice.

Colleagues introduced them in a circle, and finally it was Yu Xia’s turn, she also said two words——

"As a special recruit, even though I have learned a lot by myself before coming here, my professional ability is still much worse than my colleagues, and my understanding of wildlife protection is far from enough. If I make a mistake, please ask my colleagues. We help to correct me, anyway, I will follow you to learn a lot in the future, I hope I can keep up with the pace of the big army as soon as possible, and I also hope that my insignificant ability can maximize its role, and let’s make a contribution to understanding and protecting the Yunnan golden monkey.”

After she finished speaking, a group of people applauded vigorously. It stands to reason that Yu Xia is very famous now. Her topic is higher than that of entertainment stars. If anyone else is busy making money, she can resolutely give up fame and fortune at this time. Coming to this protected area like them is a foolish choice that 99% of people cannot make.

She did, no matter what others thought, the staff who have been studying the habits of Yunnan snub-nosed monkeys and protecting them for ten years are very moved.

When the invitation was issued to Yu Xia, no one thought it would be successful.

But she accepted it. She didn't come here dressed in fancy clothes and arrogance. She looked no different from anyone who was new to the report. If she had to say it, she was less nervous and more calm and confident.

When Yu Xia introduced himself, he was also very sincere and humble, and it was very comforting to hear what he said in the ears of his colleagues. Obviously, the major protected areas broke their heads and rushed to get her, and they made a lot of efforts and concessions to win her, but Yu Xia did not see that she was a privileged class.

The colleagues in the reserve at the welcome meeting were very happy. When they went back, they said that they knew that Yu Xia was different from the big stars in front of the camera and behind the scenes. She didn’t need the character of a girl who could make animals fully accept it. suspicious.

"I'm really looking forward to it. I look forward to seeing the monkey babies voluntarily lining up for a physical examination."

"...Yesterday the monkey ran away when he saw you. You still expect it to line up in a long line to receive our physical examination. Are you dreaming?"

"There was no Miss Sister yesterday! Now that Miss Sister is here, why can't you imagine it? You can bathe crocodiles by brushing pigskin, teach giant spiders to tap dance, and how difficult is it to make baby monkeys line up? I Let me tell you, maybe you can see the monkey military training that Miss Sister gave to our reserve after a while!"

"Don't tell me, it will be the Army Day in a while. If it goes well, our reserve will be able to put on a show. It's annoying that every time it is the giant panda base that is in the limelight, I haven't seen enough giant pandas for so many years!"

Every circle has a battle for the position, and of course there is also a national treasure circle. The major protected areas are very united to the outside world. It is only when you are in this business that you know how difficult it is. They will support each other in any situation. It is normal to close the door and diss each other. A wave of pandas means that black and white fat people are not as rare as us, and you will grab the limelight! You are a **** internet celebrity!

After Yu Xia came over, the gossip before going to sleep changed, and it turned into imagining that Baby Monkey became popular on the Internet and grabbed a counterattack, and an upright eldest sister interjected: "You guys said a few days ago that we do this business. You have to be down-to-earth, you can’t be as exaggerated as the giant panda base, and you only know how to make gimmicks all day…”

"Sister Liu, you don't know yet? Aren't we envious and jealous!"

"That is to say, can't you say something sour when you see them so shy?"

"We can protect the monkeys in a down-to-earth way while becoming popular. The purpose of making a little video is to help the masses better understand the monkey babies and make them interested in the monkey babies. ?"

Sister Liu:  …

Hey, you just be happy, anyway, I'll let you talk about good things and bad things.

The few female colleagues sat in rows and dreamed while drinking water. They were imagining a happy life where they could slap monkeys every day. After listening to them talk for a while, Sister Liu couldn't help but interject again: "Maybe the new colleague will be able to bring back the monkey baby tomorrow, and you will not rest, are you not afraid that you will not be able to lift your spirits?"

Oh yes!

What if the baby monkeys line up like penguins tomorrow!

"Stop talking! Go to bed early!"

...

The next day, the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey sanctuary released a small video through the official blog. Netizens really witnessed this magical scene. Yu Xia went into the mountain to go around and brought back a nest of dozens of Yunnan snub-nosed monkeys. She led the way at the front, and a long line of monkeys with flaming red lips and plump lips followed, heading for the protection base in a mighty manner.

In the camera, the person in charge of the reserve was very excited, saying that he had been here for many years, and this was the first time he had seen such a grand scene. It could be seen that Baby Monkey still did not trust the staff, but Yu Xia comforted him. , they didn't turn away the moment they saw the person.

He also said that everyone here loves animals, but because the Yunnan golden monkey is timid, many colleagues endured not showing up today, hoping that the monkey baby will no longer be afraid of them after getting familiar with them.

This video is very well shot. It can be seen that the camera is full of love. The golden monkey baby who is in the camera looks very individual. Netizens who are not in a good mood for various reasons will smile when they see the video, go back and watch it again, and share the praise after reading it.

[How do you feel that your wife looks just as good with or without makeup on, she is beautiful without makeup! 】

[I only went to report yesterday, and when I turned around, I sent a wave of benefits. Looking at this, I can cook two bowls of rice at noon! The wife is more reliable than the one next door. 】

[I was worried that my wife would be excluded in the past. It seems that I get along well, and my colleagues appreciate it? 】

Colleagues who browsed Weibo during the break said it was of course, and they were worried before yesterday, for fear that the new boss would dislike the poor conditions of the reserve and that she would not be as amiable as the variety show. If you really see it, you will know how much to worry about. The young lady is very nice. If someone else has this ability, their tails can be lifted to the sky. They are very modest and have no air.

When it comes to Yu Xia, it is inevitable to talk about her failed relationship in college. The new colleagues don't understand, how can such a good girl with the surname of Qiu go to do such a beastly thing.

【What do you do with him? Disappointing! Please tell me more about your wife going to your place. Are you used to everything in life? Beauty, take care of her! 】

Colleagues can envy Yu Xia. Not only Baby Monkey likes her, but there are so many netizens who genuinely care about her. Some people ask if the reserve is funded enough and if they want to raise money to improve the conditions for the monkeys.

Everything was easy to discuss, they just hoped that Yu Xia would live comfortably there, and they also hoped that Guan Bojun would put up some more short videos, whether it was watching Yu Xia play monkeys or watching colleagues blow her every day, it was a meal.

Yu Xia didn't spend much time hanging out on the Internet. She is now actively working, hoping to do a census for the monkey babies, help them measure their indicators, and think of some interesting group activities to play with the monkey group.

After getting acquainted with it, several colleagues suggested that the whole small video should be dedicated to the Army Day? Yu Xia counted the days, and it was too late. She talked about this in the video with Qiao Yue that night, saying that her colleagues hoped that she would bring the monkey baby to put on a show and send it out on August 1st. In order to convince her, colleagues also It is plausible that the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey lives in our country. As a rare species in our country, it is also an important part of the biological chain. On this special day, they also want to celebrate with everyone.

Qiao Yue knew Yu Xia too well, so he just wanted to hear encouragement. He was a little stupid, and he was still talking. The old man followed him when he heard the movement, and stuck his head out from the side: "This is good! Daughter-in-law, Xiaoyue, let go and do it. If you need professional technical support, just say it, I will tell you about the military training process, and I will show you the whole video!"

The old man imagined the scene of training monkeys, and felt that if grandson-in-law can train monkeys in a decent manner, with this video in hand, she will be more confident in the future when you spray those new recruits in the army. You are not even a monkey. Aren't you ashamed?

Just like the leader's lecture, he said to Yu Xia over there through the screen, do it well if you do it! Do it decently! He was also concerned about whether to measure the monkey's body and rush out a batch of clothes.

Seeing that the old man was getting more and more excessive, he occupied the entire screen and squeezed himself into the corner, the more angry Joe was. Reaching out, he turned the phone at an angle, brought his handsome face back to the camera, and said to the other end seriously, "Xia Xia, don't listen to my grandfather's blind instructions. It's a habit for him to use his subordinates."

The old man blew his beard and stared beside him, complaining that his grandson didn't know how to respect the elderly at all, and asked his grandson-in-law to educate him well.

Qiao Yue thought to himself that you didn't care much for young children, and you still have the face to complain.

I remembered that when I first came here, the old man was cautious when facing him, and later found that Xia Xia was able to control him, and it changed! It is no longer as easy to talk as before, and I know how to counter it!

Yu Xia stared at the screen shaking and shaking, Qiao Yue was guarding the camera to prevent the old man from coming over, but the old man's voice still reached her tenaciously, saying that you are the one who made trouble! I will discuss with my daughter-in-law Sun, what are you interfering with, a layman?

She couldn't help it anymore, she burst out laughing, the similarity between the two grandfathers and grandsons is too high, and they have the same bad temper.

Qiao Yue was still stubborn with the old man just now, turned around and asked in a calm voice, "Xia Xia, what are you laughing at?"

Yu Xia shook her head, saying that she was very moved when her colleague mentioned it, and wanted to give it a try. She also said in distress that the Yunnan snub-nosed monkey is a timid and particularly inactive breed, so it can grow that lazy body, but I don't know if it can be done. command them.

To train wild monkeys into regular army... It's definitely not possible to replace someone else, wife, as long as you want to do it, you can do it!

"Xia Xia, you're fine, do you want me to help you?"

Seeing Qiao Yue's bright eyes, she wanted to help, so Yu Xia gave him the task of rushing to make the costumes. He said that he would go back and measure the data and send it to him. He also said that this is also a necessary part of the success of the performance, which is very important. . Qiao Yue nodded and said that there was no problem, and asked him if he still had it?

"Ayue, do you know how to process videos? Can you help process them after they're done?" Qiao Yue has never learned how to make videos, but as long as it's computer-related operations, it's not difficult for him to get started, plus this clever brain ... He laughed out his big white teeth and said it was fine.

Yu Xia went to collect volunteers over there. She needs to select a group of monkey babies who are about the same size and have a high degree of cooperation and participation. Qiao Yue also devoted himself to the learning of new skills, and discussed with the old man about the choice of costumes. style, ready to give her a full set from head to toe. The old man also shouldered the burden of publicity. After he decided to do it, he went out to drink tea and walk the birds. All those old guys heard about it before, and they were very excited after hearing about it. Everyone is one Thought, if the monkeys can be trained well, these new recruits will no longer have any reason to be lazy. If you perform in general, you are the level of ordinary monkeys. If you do not perform well, you are not even as good as monkeys.

There is also an old man and an old lady looking forward to saying that she really wants to see it with her own eyes and train monkeys.

"Old Qiao, go talk to your granddaughter-in-law and ask her to take some videos while training and send it to us to see. It's fun."

Seeing that everyone's hopes were pinned on him, Mr. Qiao patted his chest and said that he would call at night, saying that his granddaughter-in-law had a very good personality and was different from Xiaoyue, so he would definitely agree.

"What are you waiting for tonight, call now!"

"That won't work! Xiao Xia is different from us. We can spend a day with a tea cup, and people still have to work! She is doing censuses for monkeys these days, registering dens for easy protection. She is very busy during the day. Only available at night."

That night, the old man urged Qiao Yue to make a phone call and told Yu Xia the wishes of the old guys. Qiao Yue suggested Yu Xia not to agree. He also gave an example. He said it was like a blind date. You promised to go and have a look. You can hear from their ears that they will be ready to get engaged tomorrow. This is how the bottom line is lowered. get used to them.

"No, of course we can't cooperate with blind date, but it's different from blind date. Is grandpa still there? Ayue, tell grandpa for me, we were going to update the military training diary of Yunnan golden snub-nosed monkey on the reserve's Weibo, and there will be a video. There are also pictures of Jiugongge, as well as written records, which can be seen every day, and the video on August 1 is the final report performance."

The old man kept nodding his head and said, "Okay, okay, that's great!" In this way, you can watch it every day, and let the soldiers see how difficult it is for monkeys to practice. Can you be more difficult than monkeys?

Within two days, the official Weibo of the Yunnan Golden Monkey Reserve updated their current progress and plans, saying that after so many years, a relatively accurate census was finally completed, recording a lot of precious data that was unimaginable before, thanks to the new colleagues With the help of her, she did a good job, studied very hard, and worked very seriously. Obviously, she came to the reserve wearing a halo, and she did not do anything special from life to work. She has fully integrated in. The whole Yunnan Golden Monkey Reserve loves her, her colleagues love her, and the baby monkey loves her too.

After summarizing the work, Guan Bojun mentioned that the Army Day is coming soon. They plan to give the monkey babies in the reserve a unique military training, and they will update the military training diary every day.

At first I thought it was a joke, but the next day, a video and photos were released. On the video, Yu Xia lined up the monkeys participating in this military training in a square. She stood at the front and made a temporary mobilization, saying a few words, Then start with the basics. Teach them to stand at attention, take a breath, look to the right, count...

Every item was very funny. At first, no one knew how to do it. The staff had to form a small team to show them, and let the monkeys imitate and learn. Yu Xia corrected their actions one by one.

Yunnan snub-nosed monkeys are actually quite lazy, they don't like to move, but it's very difficult to keep the monkeys steady. At first, Yu Xia was correcting the one in front, and the one in the back stretched out his paws to touch her, and you scratched me. I scratched back again, and I was ready to fight.

These thorns were all called to the side for criticism and education. Two of them were about to cry when they saw that the young lady was unhappy. Yu Xia didn't turn away from looking at them. The monkey baby even coaxed her in turn, playing tricks on her, watching She was still unhappy, and the other monkeys crowded around and slapped the idiot with one paw on the head.

Yu Xia pretended to be angry by coaxing, cheating, cheating, and pretending to be angry. All kinds of routines were used, and the most difficult first stage was passed. Baby Monkey knew what the little fairies wanted them to do. Knowing this, it would be easier later on. a lot of.

Compared with many other animals, monkeys are indeed smart. When the staff demonstrates the alignment, they align with them, but they can't see the small steps, and every movement is very solid. The most funny thing is to report the number, they also report the high and low pitch and rhythm, and if you edit it, it will be a b-box.

After completing the military training mission on the first day, Yu Xia hugged every monkey who performed well. The monkey baby that was missed cried aggrieved, and cried sadly while carrying the camera behind his back. Later, when they disbanded, they turned back three times, waiting for the young lady to change her mind and make up the hugs, but they didn't.

The military training video on the first day was very good-looking. Even after editing, the length was not short. Netizens didn’t complain at all. Some people said that after watching it over and over again, they couldn’t help but want to watch it when they had time. Can't go down.

Monkeys are poisonous!

Oh no, the lady is poisonous!

How can normal people train monkeys? Even if the monkeys are trained well, it is basically one-on-one, just let the other side simply imitate. She trained so much at one time, and she looks quite calm, even if all the troubles in the middle are resolved peacefully, and the monkeys who made mistakes admit their mistakes. Pretty good.

[I have seen variety shows similar to recruits reporting before. The editing and editing in the later stage are very good, and the screen is often full of embarrassment. I want to change the channel after watching it for a while. This is very exciting. I lost my mind and replayed it several times. 】

[My little sister's movements are very standard, have you practiced it specially? 】

[The mobilization at the beginning and the ideological education in the middle are also very good. Although it feels like Baby Monkey doesn't understand a word, they will understand a little bit after the whole day. If they study hard, they will be able to get the loving hug from the young lady! 】

[In the end, I was very aggrieved that I didn't get a hug. The young lady was too firm. If it was me, I would hug them all! There is no principle in front of the national treasure! 】

[Suddenly I feel that my thoughts are very dangerous. Why do I feel that the black and white fat man's position as the No. 1 national treasure is being shaken, and the monkey baby is catching up! 】

【…】

Netizens were bragging about the video, and they were very happy. Some instructors shared the video one after another, saying that some of the thorns they had brought were really not as obedient as monkeys. Miss and sister did a very good job. At the beginning, the soldiers were scattered, but the final part of the square looked quite neat, that is, a little shorter and a little fatter. When they looked forward, it was a little funny. Shooting down from the top, the flaming red lips of the entire phalanx wanted to beat the ground when they saw it, and many people laughed madly.

It's really hard that the camera doesn't shake, it's stable, the camera guy is awesome!

The brain-damaged fan who felt pity for Yu Xia suddenly felt that she had made the right decision. If she entered that circle, it was hard to say whether she could keep her heart.

Yu Zhiyong and Wenmin, who chose to stay in N City temporarily and didn't follow her to worry about her, were also chasing updates. Seeing her daughter smiling brightly in the monkey sanctuary, both of them thought it was good. Xia Xia was always right.

Relatives and friends at home hate that iron is not steel, and they call every day to persuade them to collect debts, money, 30 million!

Wen Min was a little uncomfortable before, and she felt annoyed when she received too many calls like this.

I thought that my husband and daughter were right, the family doesn't have to ask for this money now, but it's still troublesome to get this money, as if it's fine now.

The Yu family was pretty good, the Qiu family could be said to be a mess, and the three relatives and six relatives didn't dare to go out, for fear of debt collectors finding them, and for fear of other people's strange eyes.

Whenever they knew that they and Qiu Xunjie were with their relatives, people kept coming up to inquire, asking what was going on? Not from a prestigious university? How can moral character be so corrupt? Even if you are poor and crazy, you can't do such a thing! Really jealous, why didn't the 30 million marry someone?

What a good girl! Whoever can marry back is a great blessing, how can there be a fool to push it out?

The unfortunate relatives who were asked also roared and shouted in their hearts.

They were even more curious about how Qiu Xunjie could do such a stupid thing? Spending other people's bonuses and pretending to be a young talent with a successful career, shutting the door and pretending to be at home every day is annoying!

And those who were compared with Qiu Xunjie's works, this time they were proud of themselves.

Didn't you tell me to learn from him?

Do you dare to let me learn from him in the future?

...

Mother Qiu's Weibo has completely fallen, and people check in every day. Are you concerned about her son? Did you die?

Qiu Xunjie is not very good. He always wanted to get out of the detention center before, and hoped that his family would quickly hand in bail to get him out. He didn't know that **** was outside until someone paid bail for him and really left the police uncle's protection.

The debt collector was waiting for him at the door of the house, forcing him to pay back the money, selling the house, car and company to pay back the money, and even if he didn't sell his blood, he had to exchange money!

You said that we can sit down and talk if you don't have it for the time being. You said you didn't borrow it, you don't know, it's none of your business, and you have the ability to say it again?

Originally, in response to the dispute between Qiu Xunjie and the bank, the outside world said they would wait and see. After he beat up Lian Gong and revealed that he had stolen Yu Xia's 30 million bonus... The people didn't want to hear his explanation anymore, they didn't believe it, there was nothing they could do. letter.

He's a conscienceless beast, a complete liar! Now that he is out of the safe zone of the detention center, a bank will sue him, a loan company will force him to repay the money, and there will be contemptuous eyes and endless poohing from the outside world. The door of his hotel has been smashed. There are rotten eggs and rotten tomatoes on the ground in front of the door, and various slogans sprayed with spray paint, telling the boss not to pretend to be a tortoise, and it is only natural to pay back debts.