Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

After coming out of the detention center, Qiu Xunjie was beaten and kicked. Who is in charge of debt collection without any experience? Guaranteed that he can't find any serious injury, even if it hurts, he will be educated and compensated for some medical expenses. What's the point?

The boss above meant to make the surname Qiu suffer enough and let him learn the truth of being a man. You don't **** care about this ex-girlfriend. Let's treat her as a treasure in the palm of your hand, and you deserve it!

After the debt collector finished the meal, he stopped and asked him to raise money properly. He said that he would come back in two days. After leaving, he immediately called the big brother above: "Brother, we really caught him as you said. Come on, I just finished beating, so be cool!"

I heard a very unconcerned hum from the other side.

This brother thought for a while, and told him how he beat him again. Before he finished speaking, he heard the other side ask: "What else? It's okay to hang up! I'm too busy to listen to you, then It's up to you, don't kill people directly, leave some breathing space and play leisurely."

It is easy to seek death, but to be chased and forced to flee is called despair. Qiu has had enough good days, and he should taste it.

Hearing what the eldest brother said, these thugs discussed it and decided to let him relax for two more days. First, call him to harass him, and leave him some time for relatives and friends to tear him apart... On the other end of the phone, the eldest brother did not hold back. He threw the phone to the side, and continued to admire his wife's heroic attitude of training monkeys. I didn't think the golden monkey was cute before, but it turned into a cute **** in his wife's hands.

This buddy watched the video over and over three times, and then he devoutly liked it and left a message saying that it is more reliable than the grandchildren of Pineapple Terrace! This quality! This efficiency!

[Crazy call for my wife! The wife is very stable! 】

[I have read it very carefully, the progress bar is still missing bit by bit, I can't wait to see tomorrow's share! Come tomorrow! 】

[I'm a little curious, after the reunion tomorrow, will the flaming lips still remember what they learned today? I guess tomorrow is to review today's content...]

Seeing this, netizens came back to their senses, yes, that's a monkey, how good do you expect monkeys to have a good memory? Well done today, can't forget all about it after a night? Some people say that it is also very beautiful, and they like to watch baby monkeys cry when the young lady is crying, and they can eat a bowl of white rice without the need for an old godmother when they look wronged.

[I want to **** my wife more than watching monkeys being told to cry, am I alone? 】

【Yes, you are. I'm not as dirty as you are, I just want to be in the sun, my wife, I'll wait for you in bed~(*/ω*)]

It can only be said that Qiao Yue has been too busy recently, and he has no time to squat on Weibo every day in the forum, otherwise this buddy is afraid that he will die for a hundred years. In order to live up to his wife's expectations, Qiao Yue practiced his video editing skills hard, and planned to make a blockbuster effect for the monkeys' report performance.

And Yu Xia's side also went well beyond imagination. Because of the encouragement measures, the monkeys voluntarily lined up and practiced more after they went back. Especially those few who didn't get hugs because they fished, they were earnestly chasing the progress. I'll make up for it tomorrow, so I'll give it a hug.

After the second update of the military training diary of the Yunnan golden snub-nosed monkey, I boldly predicted that there will be no more progress today. I feel sorry for the big brother who repeats "the whole team stands at attention and rests a little bit to the right, report the number and look forward" every day.

The staff helped recall it again. Baby Monkey did a good job. The fat piers in a square array were neatly lined up. They looked at Yu Xia's direction with bright eyes.

The cameraman gave a close-up shot of Yu Xia. The young lady looked quite restrained. The slightly upward curvature of the corners of her mouth and her smiling eyes still betrayed her.

This shot made unknown how many big brothers turned into wolves and howled strangely in front of the screen.

[I've been thinking about it every day recently, and I can't figure out what the mentality of the surname Qiu is. If this is my girlfriend, let alone my future father-in-law is only in a wheelchair, even if he goes bankrupt, I won't break up! No one wants to separate us! 】

[Dude, don’t be so excited, I’m not afraid to tell you that I have the same idea in my heart, but I feel that we are basically dreaming, and my wife is a public resource, so can we fly with us? 】

[People die for wealth and birds die for food, why don’t you understand this? Stop talking about him, spoiler! Look carefully! Read it three times and we will discuss it slowly! 】

【Who said yesterday that silly monkeys must not remember anything? Holy crap, this progress is so fast! 】

[Monkeys are so arrogant, there is still a way to survive the new military training at the end of August? The instructor will force you to death, right? ? ? Brothers who are preparing to go to college after graduating from high school, how are you feeling? 】

[Graduate dog replies upstairs: I want to become a monkey and be practiced by the young lady. 】

[Or just practice without practice...]

The monkey babies added new movements on the second day of the military training. They learned to straddle, stop turning, and walk in place.

It’s a little easier to straddle, but it’s difficult to turn left and right. In normal military training, this kind of movement is neat and heroic. When it is placed on a slightly fat Yunnan snub-nosed monkey with a beer belly, it feels like it is eight times slower. Every time Turning around and shaking his belly, he could feel the unbearable weight of life across the screen.

This kind of movement is not enough to say left and right, people can't understand it, let alone monkey, Yu Xia will point in a direction at the same time, Xiao Duandun will first look at which direction her finger is pointing, then pause for half a beat, and then neatly slow down Tun Tun turned a right angle, the picture was funny once...

Turning left and right, I was dizzy. I don't know how many monkeys. When they stepped on the spot, the flesh on their belly shook. With that fashionable hairstyle and flaming red lips, the staff couldn't bear it any longer. Turning around and laughing until my stomach hurts and cramping.

I always feel that this picture is a bit catchy. I know that baby monkeys tried their best. It's not that they are not serious, but they are too funny. When they step out, they seem to be defeated and go back to their hometown with their necks shrunk. .

Seeing this, those who drink water choked, those who eat noodles choked, and those who surreptitiously watched the video at work, lying on the table and smirking for a long time before recovering.

[It is also said that it is a serious military training video. Whose military training is so funny? Damn, I broke down laughing in the library, but I didn't dare to make a sound, and I almost suffocated. 】

[The national defense students are in a complicated mood. I never thought that someone would be able to step on the spot like this. I feel that every time I lift my foot, I have used up all my strength. When I step down, I can say it weighs hundreds of pounds, like a bunch of fat people. A square. 】

【Your fat man is so cute? 】

[Your fat man has this kind of treatment? 】

[The most annoying thing is that this group of monkeys have a serious look, especially serious, even more serious than I brought those soldiers. Seeing it or not, people have faith in their eyes. Yesterday it was a mass of scattered sand. Today, we can work together for our faith! Really touching! 】

[Their belief is the young lady standing at the front. All the monkeys are staring at the young lady. They can't see anything except the young lady...]

I thought the video on the first day was high enough, but no one thought that the awesome ones were still to come. After watching all the content on the second day, many people spread out on their chairs, and it took a long time to relax. After slowing down, I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes with a tissue, and then I remembered that the instant noodles had cooled on the table.

Ouch, the wildlife sanctuary is the place where the young lady should go. It's so **** suitable for her.

This video has been reprinted like crazy, and some people have shared it and created a pineapple station, let them see others! Daily change! A work of conscience! How about you? You have a **** conscience, and it gets worse and worse from now on, and it's almost impossible to pick it up now.

Isn't the African grassland chapter finished? When will it be broadcast? In addition to Miss Prairie, what else did you shoot, but to be accurate!

Some people say that they are still urging him to do shit. No matter when he broadcasts, he is not satisfied with watching the monkey military training? This place is full of dramas of young ladies. Besides, the monkeys looked more friendly than the pythons, crocodiles and spiders. When I read the rainforest chapter earlier, I was afraid and couldn't help but want to read it. It was really poisoned by Yu Xia.

There are also brainless fans who have carefully recalled the content of the military training. They can't wait to see the monkeys kicking straight steps. Not only them, but the old men and women in Beijing are also very happy. From the first day of the military training diary update, they meet every day to watch together, After reading it, you will give a score, and there will be disputes over whose action is better.

On the night of the second day of the military training, Yu Xia received a call from Qiao Yue, and after a few words, he heard the old man urging him, asking Qiao Yue to help spread the word and focus on the key points.

Yu Xia asked him what happened.

Qiao Yue said: "The old men agreed that the fourth monkey in the third row has the most standard movements and the fastest response. It should be promoted to the first row to be the face."

Yuxia:  …

"Ayue, shouldn't you make this call mainly to tell me this?"

Qiao Yue glanced at him, then glanced at the old man sitting next to him, and said cheekily, "I miss you so much, by the way, I will help grandpa with a message."

Yu Xia covered her face and smiled, she gave a kiss to the other end of the phone, and then said, "Thank you for me, old man, by the way, you can help me ask if there are any problems, have you been doing well so far? ?"

Qiao Yue asked on the spot, and the old man recalled how the monkeys looked like walking on the spot, and said with a tangled face: "I feel that those monkeys are very similar to when we climbed the snowy mountains and crossed the grass at that time, but we were cold and hungry, and we couldn't move our feet, and every step was heavy. Ah, after thinking about how many billions of people's hopes and futures we carry on our shoulders, can we not sink? Although it is difficult to walk, there is light in the eyes. It is very good, think about how even monkeys can learn, how can people not learn Yes, this is very educational."

Yu Xia thinks that Mr. Qiao is still awesome, really awesome! The majority of netizens also laughed, and it is very touching that he can still say such a high-level remark.

The monkey baby's military training diary has only been updated for two days, and it has rushed to the hot search with an irresistible trend. The leaders of Pineapple Station also regretted that they had too low a vision at the time and did not sign more than one issue at a time. The audience scolded them for continuing the sting, saying that after watching a variety show for so many years, it was the first time they saw the unfinished ending from the second episode... The audience was also wronged, it wasn't that Yu Xia was too high-level when he appeared, and even every episode after that I did it all seriously, but it didn't meet the audience's expectations, and now there is only one chapter left in the African grasslands.

Not only domestic audiences, but also foreign brothers are also fancy on forums and social networks, asking people why their friends in Huaguo haven't updated, and said that there is no movement in the weekly issue?

[Didn't you say that the next step is to survive on the island? ? ? I'm still waiting for the young lady to face the new man-eating crocodile, and then ride the shark and leave gracefully. What about the video? I guess the content is not right? Post it if you see it! 】

[It's been so **** long, why hasn't anyone shared it yet? 】

[Since I watched Summer's recording of Crossing the Rainforest, the Discovery Channel has been unable to satisfy me, and I haven't been able to find a show to watch recently...]

[Huaguo international students will tell you responsibly that the pineapple station of the dog day is unfinished, and there are no girls and sisters in the second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth issues. I recommend you other videos of girls and sisters, and here is the daily update! 】

The study abroad party shared the monkey baby's military training video back to its own country. Although it is a little less wild and exciting, this is enough to satisfy the cravings of the brainless fans who can wait.

Pineapple Station watched the video they took with the monkey sanctuary and compared them with their well-made variety show, and praised the other party's conscience, but felt that his knees really hurt. Director Chen was also eating braised vegetables at home and watching the military training video that was on the hot search. He was indeed full of sincerity. Even if there was no post-processing, the audience still loved to watch it, like him.

Yu Xia is really capable, but unfortunately he only talked about one phase of cooperation at the beginning, and then he signed up for another phase after he said everything.

Sorry, really sorry.

Director Chen regretted that he didn't seize the opportunity. Those customers who took care of Yu Xia's business felt that they had finally come to life. There were new videos to watch, and there was no need to continue playing the already boring tropical rainforest. The only bad thing is that at the end of the video every day, the little sister will hug those puffy monkeys. Before this time, the dog group headed by Husky couldn't help but explode.

Xiang Chao took a lot of effort to hold down this stupid dog who was going to make trouble. After recovering, he said in the group exhausted, "Anyone of you called to the reserve to ask? Do you want to watch the dog? I'm **** fast. I can't handle this idiot at home."

[It’s not that I can’t control it soon, it’s that I can’t control it forever. 】

[Forget it, I won't mock you for the sake of everyone's fate. 】

【Who is better than whom? 】

Recalling the time when Miss Sister opened a pet store in N City, as long as he was operating normally, he would be happy every day, and the dog was obedient and obedient. The honeymoon period is so short! Soon, the good days will come to an end.

The heartless man left as soon as he said it, but he forced the **** shoveling officers who were both father and mother to die.