Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

After the results of the lottery came out, the director team asked the two teams to separate on the spot. In the next time, they could have discussions within the group, get to know each other, including assignments, etc., and enjoy the food together in the evening. After the meal, go back to the hotel and sleep. After a good night's sleep, we will officially leave tomorrow morning.

"Are you sure about this group? There are two professional action stars there! And Zhou Shaojun, who is an athlete! Look at Chai Ge's muscles, he is also a fitness freak! ... It's too bullying, it's not fair!"

Zhou Shaojun, who was named, was delighted, saying that since he decided to group by lottery, taking competitive events as an example, the rules ensure the fairness and fairness of the lottery process. As for the result, a bit of luck is needed.

The female guest on the opposite side was also proud, and she felt a lot more at the same time. If it was another variety show, everyone would want to compete with the popular and handsome. First, there is a chance to get closer to each other, and secondly, it is easy to get hot topics. Encountering this kind of survival... It is only a teammate with strong ability that can give her a sense of security. Take a look at the blue team, young singers from draft shows, newcomers in the circle who have just had two works, national younger brothers from child stars, young men from martial arts dramas, the most popular is the hit drama series at the beginning of this year. Crazy swiping traffic niche. According to my conscience, the appearance conditions are very good, but is handsome enough to fascinate the python or the crocodile?

If the competition is in the city, the blue team has a huge advantage. In the kingdom of wild animals and plants, what's the use of looking good?

The red team who took advantage are basically satisfied, but Chai Ge, he is caring, considerate and tolerant of other people's personalities. Regardless of his muscles, he is actually a man with a delicate mind. Chai Ge also feels that it is difficult to carry out a combination show like the opposite. No one seems to be able to carry weight, set up camp, find ingredients, or make a fire for cooking. They all look too young, and they are the type who usually don’t open fire at home. Can't give people a sense of trust.

Thinking this way, Chai Ge hesitated and said, "It's okay to smoke again."

As soon as he said this, all his teammates changed color, and three of them raised their hands at the same time: "It's decided, let Chaige go over, let's exchange one! That's enough fun, right?"

The director team is still very human, and it is okay to change people, as long as everyone agrees.

Of course, everyone will agree that it is enough for the red team to avoid redrawing. As for the blue team, the situation is at its worst now. It's good to have a chance to change it. Even if this kind of good thing doesn't fall on his head, he can welcome Chai Ge, a muscular fitness maniac.

On the blue team's side, four of the five male guests had their heads broken and were vying to be exchanged. Only the 16-year-old young and tender-looking national brother, he intuitively thought that the young lady who opened the pet store was better than the others. Reliable, can't say why.

This child usually doesn't use his brain very much. He is accustomed to relying on instinct and intuition. Feeling that the young lady is reliable, he gathers around the young lady and does not interfere in the battle for the exchange quota.

Yu Xia glanced at the child. He was sixteen years old, and he was about the same height as himself. When You Qi smiled, his eyes were bright and sunny. She asked: "The opportunity is rare, don't you want to be replaced?"

"I think it's good to be on a team with Miss."

"Where's the good?"

"...Well," said the child, scratching his head, "I feel like I've teamed up with Sailor Moon, and I feel very at ease."

The director heard this sentence inadvertently, and praised his perverted intuition in his heart. I don't even think about being able to appear on Pineapple Channel as a pet shop owner. Maybe she is an ordinary person?

The stupid child is still saying, let the young lady ignore those who are in Caoying and Han! Be sure to release them after entering the rainforest! Yu Xia couldn't help laughing, and asked, "Who gave you the confidence? How do you know I'm not the one holding back?"

"Intuition, my intuition is very accurate."

The two of them have a completely irrelevant attitude. They let others break their heads. They are immersed in their own world. They chat very happily. Yu Xia called her sister.

Yu Xia also figured out that his surname was Shu and his full name was Shu Rui. When he was five years old, he filmed his first play in his life. It was rare that he grew up without disability, and he still had a baby face, looking like a dog that was not weaned.

This kid didn't do much work in preparation for the high school entrance examination last year. Now that he is in high school, he wants to make contact without delaying his work for too long. He should focus on his studies and maintain a certain degree of enthusiasm. Variety shows are a good choice.

Shu Xiaodi learned that Yu Xia's life skills were full and there was no problem in cooking with an earthen stove, so he showed a smug look on his face. He tilted his head towards Yu Xia and said, "I'm familiar with the city of Y! Sister Xia, I'll invite you to dinner, and you'll invite me when you enter the woods!"

Yu Xia also tilted her head and asked, "Can you bring your family to eat together? I will try to eat you up!"

Younger Shu, who has a good family and started filming at the age of five, is fearless. He smiles and says not to bring one, he can sit at a full table.

Thinking of the team of fully armed bodyguards behind Qiao Baobao, Yu Xia glanced at brother Shu with a faint smile.

"What? Can you really sit at a table? Sister, did you bring a group of relatives and friends into the rainforest?"

"Sell it out, you'll find out later."

...

After some tossing, the most popular traffic niche in the team was replaced, and a Chai Ge was replaced. Before coming over, Chai Ge also let his former teammates tease him, let him take up the burden of poverty alleviation and wish him strength.

A few brothers were like saying goodbye, and could not wait to squeeze out tears to send him away. Chaige himself can't laugh or cry. Starting from his heart, he is very happy to be able to help others. From the effect of the show, his role in the blue team should be much greater than that in the red team. Nothing bad.

As for danger, danger always coexists with opportunity, and there are fewer tightrope walkers in the entertainment industry?

If he wanted to, he still cooperated with the camera to put on a helpless expression and exchanged with the popular traffic on the opposite side.

The roster was completely finalized, and the two teams discussed for half an hour. When sharing personal information, Yu Xia really surprised his teammates. The pet store owner said that she can cook with firewood, she recognizes thousands of Chinese herbal medicines, and can perform first aid without sprays and medicines. Besides, as a pet store owner, she knows animals better than others...

After listening to the five men in the team, they all fell into self-doubt and denial.

"So our team's ace turned out to be Miss?"

Shu Xiaodi stretched out his hand and ordered the men except Chai Pavilion, and said with emotion, "We are only four salted fish."

"Sister Xia cover me!" The talent show singer cheekily approached, but was stopped by younger brother Shu, "How old are you and call me sister, what about your face?"

"I'm twenty-two! Is that a girl?"

Yu Xia smiled and said, "I am eighteen, the sixth eighteen."

Teammates A, B, C, D, E:  …

"It's boring to talk like this, let's find a place to eat and talk?" Seeing everyone's enthusiasm, Shu Xiaodi said that he had to go back and invite his sister to dinner, Yu Xia blinked and said it was okay. He took out his mobile phone again and sent a message to Qiao Yue, saying that there was still a process here, and asked him to take his bodyguard brothers to eat. There were many places to trouble others when he entered the forest.

The people have been found, and there will be a lot of time to get along with them. There is no rush for a while. Qiao Yue obeyed the leader's instructions and asked them to pack up and go out for dinner. Dining is one aspect, and they have to be reminded not to tell Xia Xia everything. Don't mention the bad things about Chen Millet's rotten sesame seeds.

After Xie Yifan and Master Qiao finished this meal, he felt that the three views had been reshaped again. He never expected that the walking weapon would also be afraid.

That night, Yu Xia fell asleep early in the room assigned by the program team, and Qiao Yue lived on the same floor of the hotel. He also slept early, and was particularly concerned about Qiu Xunjie's state before going to bed. Because there is no huge expenditure, Qiu Xunjie has not noticed any difference in bank deposits. As for the online loan, it will take time for it to break out before the repayment date.

Compared with their ease, the rest of the guests were much heavier. Those who were married kept in touch with their wives and children while they were still able to use communication devices. Those who had fixed girlfriends also talked on the phone, and reported to their parents that they were safe. And complaining with the broker...

"This group is poisonous! Several male guests in our group collided! And you dare to believe that the one with the most complete skills is the flower in the green bush???"

"You can help me find out what Yu Xia's background is. The director said that she opened a pet shop in N City. The shop is on Huayuan Road, and the name is Love Pet Paradise. Let me know what's going on?"

"I don't understand the meaning of this wave of operations by the program team? The red team sells toughness and tenacity. Although the environment is difficult, everyone still works together to pass the test. Even if there is friction in the middle, we can always unite through mediation and consultation. What about us? We are clear It's a failed group that is contrasting, how can there still be people in this group? Isn't this cool?"

The most uncomfortable thing is that people set up a car crash. The little fresh meat of a few people has a strong selling point. If one does not get it right, it will be trampled by others. After finishing a variety show, not only did it not become popular, but it also sinks. This is very difficult to accept.

The agent is also worried, what can I do other than to inquire about it?

Few people who received this variety show are very popular, let alone this episode of Tropical Rainforest. They all feel that this episode is the most dangerous. They are either out of breath or newcomers. The contracted person has also arrived in Y City. Starting and retreating, Pineapple Terrace is not vegetarian.

Don't look at it as just an online variety show, Taili also has high expectations, and they are very confident that they will become popular.

No matter what, it is at this juncture, either willingly or resolutely, there is no third choice.

This night, several guests didn't sleep well, and the director also answered several calls in the middle of the night, all of them came to find out, saying that if their own artists are ignorant, please bear with them, and please be sure to ask them after entering the woods.

Seeing them as such directors was also very helpless. To be honest, the director team had higher expectations for Yu Xia's team. They could probably imagine how the other team would play. On Yu Xia's side, everyone had no idea. They felt that if it weren't for a disaster, they would be better off. There was no such thing as a moderate option.

No matter which one you choose, it's a rating for the program group, which is better than bland.

Early the next morning, the two teams got into the car arranged on the stage and headed towards the tropical rainforest. At this time, the assistants of the guests and the bodyguard team competed to show up. Xiaodi Shu turned his head to look around, but couldn't find Yu Xia's team. She's not a celebrity, just a pet store owner, so she patted her chest and said, "This is my first time recording a variety show, right? No one? But it doesn't matter, use mine."

Yu Xia looked behind younger brother Shu, smiled and said no more.

Seeing her eyes fall behind him, Shu Xiaodi turned his head to look, I'm going! ! !

It was a pale and thin young man, and he brought a team of fully armed soldiers, the kind of soldiers who looked like they were on a special mission. They were all wearing equipment for field operations, much more professional than the professional bodyguard hired by the most famous traffic niche student.

The eyes of those bodyguards couldn't help drifting towards this group of people.

This temperament, this feeling, this alert state, this equipment, this **** smell...

"It should be special forces."

The traffic Xiaosheng was quite surprised: "You said they are active duty special forces? Can Pineapple Taiwan be a web site and invite these people?"

After he finished speaking, he found that the man in the lead was walking towards the blue team's little sister who opened a pet store, and he heard him say, "Before we set off, the old man called and chatted for a while, and it was delayed for a while."

Then the young lady smiled back at him, saying that it was just right and was about to leave.

Qiao Yue swept around the staff of Pineapple Station, found the director, and asked him if he could arrange a nearby person to protect Yu Xia. The director, even a blind man, could see that Qiao was getting bigger and bigger. He made a concession on the spot, saying that as long as he didn't break into the camera, it was better to follow him with the staff and keep a certain distance.

Domestic star variety shows are full of moisture, and the truth is not true, but it can't be too fake. Like this kind of show, you still have to make the guests suffer a bit. On this point, the director told Qiao Yue and asked him to be more tolerant, but Qiao Yue accepted it well. He knew his wife's ability well, and he brought a bodyguard just in case.

It sounds good to say just in case. To put it bluntly, Qiao Yue wanted to come along, but he felt that after entering the tropical rain forest, there would be countless "rivals in love" against him. This team of bodyguards was mainly prepared for themselves, and Xia Xia used them. The odds are low.

At this time, the other guests who participated in the recording of this episode realized that they underestimated the pet shop owner. Some people regret that they didn't seize the opportunity to gain friendship yesterday, especially the popular traffic niche who changed to the red team, he was inexplicably flustered.

Miss Sister has such a strong backer, the show team made her play the role of the loser of the other team?

He was a little worried, for fear that he would make the wrong choice after breaking his head in exchange.

He was about to set off, good or bad, and it was useless to think wildly. He closed his eyes to clear the distractions, and began to think about how to not put himself in danger, but also win the favor of the audience and not be annoying.

The off-road vehicle escorted the guests all the way into the tropical rainforest, and stopped at the set starting point.

"You can get off now. This is the starting point of the blue team. From here, you have to hike into the rainforest. We all know that tropical rainforest is the kingdom of wild animals and plants. Here, if you are not vigilant, you may encounter unexpected events at any time. Everyone has prepared all the tools that may be used in the rainforest, you can choose at will, and remind everyone to pay attention to the weight.”

At this time, the two teams have already separated. Outside the camera, the star assistant is discussing with the director team, asking if they really want to let them walk into the rainforest with these things on their backs, or if they just need to shoot enough material, and the rest of the time is up to the staff Help with transportation.

What the director team means is that even if the program team opens some back doors for you, it's not asking you to take a bodyguard to the back garden. You don't leave, you don't carry your back, and you're fresh. Isn't this too fake?

"Try to restore the truth as long as you can. The audience's eyes are so good now, how can they sell everything if they fake it? Would you be embarrassed by the water army?"

He was still at the starting point, and he didn't take the first step. Someone was already trying to fake it. The director's brows were furrowed, and his temper was about to come up. At this time, Yu Xiaoxia raised his hand.

"Director, we have to walk behind our backs, can't we ask for foreign aid?"

Crowd:  …

How strong do you have to be to speak such shameless words in such a positive light?

If it wasn't for someone carrying a gun behind him, the director would have cursed his mother.

Seeing that he had misunderstood what he meant, Yu Xia added: "I don't mean to ask someone to help carry the load. There are many natural porters in nature, can we use them?"

From the bottom of my heart, I still didn't understand it, but the director replied positively. The bodyguard team and staff will not help you to carry the weight. If you can invite the porters of nature, you are awesome, and you should enjoy it. After entering the rainforest, there are no rules. You can enjoy great blessings as much as you can. You can also taste many rare tropical fruits for free.

That's great.

Yu Xia and his teammates delayed the application for ten minutes, saying that they wanted to try their luck. Because they didn't know each other well, even if they didn't agree in their hearts, it was still worth the delay for ten minutes. The teammates agreed unanimously, saying that they would pick the important things to pack first, and let Yu Xia do what he wanted to do quickly.

It seems that everyone is curious, some are real, some are acting, and some people guess that Miss Sister is starting to steal the scene? Full of emotion, there are so many routines for outsiders in the circle!

Yu Xia trotted into the jungle, and soon no one could be seen. After waiting for a few minutes, she didn't see her coming back. Teammates, look at me, I'll look at you.

"Nothing will happen, right? Let's go and see?"

"We don't have the time. If we look for someone, we'll be behind the red team."

"I knew I should stop her..."

On the other hand, Chaige, who was exchanged, made a choice among the tools and comforted: "I don't think Yu Xia is an impulsive person. Just wait, maybe there will be a surprise."

Although younger brother Shu was also worried, he took a peek at Qiao Yue who was standing with the staff and said that he still believed in little sister Xia. In my heart, I thought that the man was all calm, and besides, there were more than one bodyguard following her from afar, and nothing would happen unless she was unlucky.

"Is this panic? This is not the beginning, think we have to spend at least two or three days in the rainforest..."

Just as he was talking, he heard movement in Lin Zi's direction. Everyone looked at each other, and within a few seconds, the fair-skinned and beautiful girl in a camouflage uniform and a blue bracelet came back. She didn't come back by herself. , she rides on the back of a cow.

"I'm going! Is that a bison???"

That dark skin, explosive body, sharp horns, every detail shows the ferocity and irritability of this group. Every year, people can see the news of bison hurting people on the news. They live in groups, act in groups, and have few natural enemies. From the guests down to the staff, they were dumbfounded. The bodyguards invited were all panicked. The group of people that Qiao Yue brought were already on guard. Yu Xia, who was sitting on the back of the cow, smiled brightly. She rushed to the teammates. He waved his hand and said that he was lucky. He met a group of energetic little cuties at the edge of the forest. He said that Yu Xia patted the cow's back and said, look at those strong muscles! This is the Lamborghini in the jungle! Is there a luxury supercar?

Two teammates had already taken a few steps back.

"Don't come here! Keep a safe distance, I beg you!!!"

"This is a wild ox! It's not an old ox ploughing the land! How did you trick them into coming here?"

With a cute face, Yu Xia walked over and asked Mr. Bison to carry us for a ride, please, and they came. "We can bring all the things prepared by the director's team. When it is always useful, hurry up and pack up, teammates."

Five men, look at me, I look at you, and finally they all looked at the director and found that the director was also bewildered.

But soon, the staff overcame their fears and became excited. They were afraid of scaring the wild bulls, so they whispered to Yu Xia, "Can you let them rest on the ground for a while? That way everyone will feel more secure."

Of course Baby Bison couldn't understand what Yu Xia was talking about. She conveyed it in a different way, and the leader finally realized it. It fell down, and after it fell down, it gave instructions to those behind, and the group that followed would all lie down. .

Yu Xia got off the back of the cow and wanted to help her teammates pack their luggage. Her five teammates moved in unison, and they waved their hands in unison.

"Yu Xia, go back, have a good chat with the Buffalo brothers, cultivate and cultivate feelings, and we will clean up the things."

Xiaodi Shu looked at the multi-functional tents, various tools, pots and pans, medical supplies on display... He couldn't help laughing, he looked at the director with a sincere face: "As long as you can hold it, you can pack everything. Is it true to leave? The program team is too considerate, and the preparations are so complete."

The staff who were praised were not very moved. Originally, they wanted to compare what the two teams chose to see who was well prepared, but now there is no comparison.

Bison! A small herd of bison!

Don't talk about these tools, off-road vehicles can drag you away!

There are bison to clear the way, the bison bears the weight, the bison walks... Is this **** going to sweep the tropical rainforest? It is said that it is difficult to survive under many crises? We are a variety show with tossing stars to please the audience as a selling point, not to let the young lady come to travel and vacation to pretend to be coercive.

It's useless to say anything. After the first wave of counseling, the five boys have now accepted the latest settings. They peeked at the baby bison lying not far away while packing things swiftly.

Axes, shovels, multi-purpose daggers to take away!

Bandage spray emergency medicine all take away!

Get two more tents!

Bring a raincoat too!

Oh, and there are food, including garbage bags. Sitting on the back of the cow is to eat melon seeds to pass the time, and the program team is quite thoughtful.

The godless man raised his hand: "Director, can I remove the seat cushion from the car and take it with me? It's so frustrating to sit on the back of a cow like this."

The eyes of the brothers next to him lit up, and then showed expectant expressions: "This can make you think, worthy of being an old river and lake!"

"I've played bicycles, motorcycles, sports cars... This is new today!"

The director who couldn't listen to it finally forced a sentence: "This is a national key protected animal! This group is worth more than you, Lamborghinis in the jungle!"

"Look at this horn, it's a Hummer."

"No, it should be a bull."

With Yu Xia's help, the blue team rode the bison one after another. Yu Xia also asked Qiao Yue with his eyes and asked him if he would come.

Joey:  …

Looking at it like this, I feel sick and tired. If I sit on it, the scheming ox can't pack him into the camp of the beast?

Qiao Yue glanced at Yu Xia with aggrieved eyes and rejected the proposal. He told himself in his heart that it would only be one episode, and that it would be over. Thinking that this **** is still at the starting point, just taking the first step, this trip is really desperate.

So why did he want to come to abuse him?

The bison is so annoying, isn't the plush at the back worse?