Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

What is the result of talking about fluffy at leisure? After a comfortable ride on the bison, the blue team really encountered plush.

This kind of plush lives in the virgin forest in the south of our country. It can walk upright and is very good at climbing trees. They have long forelimbs and hang on the branches. recently...

"Look, it's a monkey!"

"Are you illiterate? That's a gibbon."

Yu Xia also noticed that when she looked up, she saw a dark ape hanging herself from a branch. It was covered in black hair, except for its white cheeks. There is a different kind of ugly. Seeing that it was staring at him with curiosity, Yu Xia waved at it, and it swayed and let him step on the branch of the tree. go up.

Seeing that the monkeys kept chasing and shouting from time to time, Yu Xia called the baby bison to stop. She stopped here, and the ape became shy again. It disappeared from the camera as quickly as when it came. The staff in the film crew who often watched the animal world was still a pity, saying that it was an endangered white-cheeked gibbon, which is the only one left in our country. Less than a hundred, I didn't expect to meet here.

Brother Shu's ears were sharp, and he was shocked when he heard Cope: "And there are still defeated gibbons? What about his brother cheating and gnawing old?"

The staff corrected: "It's not a prodigal! It's white cheeks!"

Brother Shu also patted his chest: "What do I say! How come gibbons are also prostitutes..."

In a few minutes, he realized that the gibbons are really prodigal. The one just now came back after a while, still carrying a bunch of bananas, not just bananas, it picked a lot of tropical rainforest specialties and stuffed it to Yu Xia, and the fruits were all piled up in the arms of Miss became a hill.

It didn't stop until it heard that it was enough and it was no longer needed.

Yu Xia reached out and touched it.

From the teammates down to the staff of the show group, including assistants and bodyguards, there is nothing that they don't envy. What kind of pet shop owner is this? This is the **** queen of the jungle! The director raised his head and looked at the sky. It was still bright.

"We're going through the rainforest this episode? How do I feel like human and nature."

At the starting point, they put together a bunch of lines, vigorously advocated the dangers of tropical rain forests, and made the guests mentally prepared. This trip will be very hard, and the result? The hardest part of the journey was the staff. The guests rode leisurely on the back of the cow. There were basically no animals who dared to provoke the bison in groups.

Look at this white-cheeked gibbon. It was an endangered wild animal in the country for many years. It is very precious. If it is in the zoo, the staff can treat it as an ancestor.

Younger Shu murmured to himself, saying yes, this is not a prodigal?

Yu Xia laughed, she thought for a while, and gave the fruit she just received to her teammates. As a result, she gave one, and the gibbon grabbed one, and divided one, and grabbed one. The white-haired baby ape held a pile of fruits and looked up at her with star eyes. When I look at my teammates again, my hands are all empty, and there is nothing left...

The picture is so beautiful that many of the staff were laughing wildly, and the cameras they were carrying were shaking. Yu Xia didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said to Baby Ape, who locked her in court, "I can't finish it if you give me so much."

Seeing her helpless, Baby Ape looked down at the fruit in his arms, and then looked at the five idiots who were not liked by the ape. It tried to break a banana from a bunch of bananas and handed it to the one standing nearby. The godless man, after the other party took it, he turned around and glanced at the young lady's face, and saw that the young lady was very happy.

The baby monkey was very reluctant to bear it. It wanted to see the little sister happy again, and finally reluctantly sent the fruit out.

Those who received the fruit were almost moved to tears. It has always been only human beings to feed the animals, but here it turned out to be the other way around. The one from the talent show singer also said that he is from the S province. There is a famous mountain in the province. There are many monkeys on it. The monkeys are clever and cute when you see the animal world. Passing by the place where you live, then you are cold. That monkey loves to grab your bag and grab your hat, and it's possible if he doesn't scratch you.

Yu Xia reached out and touched the baby ape's head, praising it for its good work, and then said to the draft singer of the team: "Apes are primates with developed brains, and they have many similarities with humans. They have high IQs, you can When it's a curious child who likes to imitate adults."

Children are frank and self-willed. These apes are the same. When you wear a hat, they will learn to wear a hat. When they see you carrying a bag, they will be curious about what is in the bag. It doesn't know how to abide by the law, and it's normal to ask for it when it's curious. It's not deliberately targeting you, but congratulations for attracting its attention.

Ape Baby dragged Yu Xia to keep her from leaving. Yu Xia looked at the director and said it was okay. Because of the relationship between the bison, their progress is very fast, and they know that they are far ahead of the red team without asking, and they can stop and rest for a while.

The blue team rested in place and enjoyed their fruit feast. Yu Xia became interested, and she was teaching the baby ape to do various movements. For example, salutes, shaking hands, these are too simple for baby monkeys, Yu Xia had an idea and turned to look at the talent singer who complained about monkeys just now.

"Tian Tian, ​​aren't you the so-called little prince of hip-hop? Let's show a hand and let Baby Ape learn two moves from you!"

dance?

Even people with incoordination can't learn it, and now they want to teach monkeys?

The little prince of hip-hop was desperate in his heart, and he thought again, it is not unusual to teach people to dance these days. Not to mention this is the nationally endangered white-cheeked gibbon!

Even though he expected the scene to be embarrassing, he still did it, and still remembered Yu Xia as a good thing. It can be seen that this gibbon is a good baby in front of her. She asks to learn, and others are willing to learn...

The staff squatted in rows to enjoy the passionate dance between the hip-hop prince and the gibbons.

With the young lady by her side to encourage her, Baby Ape has learned very seriously. It not only imitated the movements, but also tried to restore its demeanor. After learning it a few times, it was possible to string together a few simple movements. Although it looked a little stiff, its limbs were also Not very coordinated, at least people are dancing!

The sense of achievement in teaching monkeys to dance is unparalleled. The little prince of hip-hop dance is still unfinished. He is going to teach him another one. The director said: Do you still want to teach baby ape Thomas to spin? You can leave people alone! Stop doing evil!

...

I always felt that the painting style of the show seemed wrong. The director thought about it with his cheeks on his back. After hesitating between directing and letting go, he decided to let go completely.

Variety shows are not easy to do these days, and it means that the ratings are not going up, and another way may become popular. Anyway, if it depends on the regular routine, there is the red team next door, the blue team takes care of him, let him go!

It's good to think about it. First, I asked Mr. Bison to help with the luggage, and now the baby gibbon has staged a tropical rainforest version of the fruit-throwing cart... This is the highest state of harmonious coexistence between humans and animals! What a positive energy! The staff couldn't help but show a kind smile like an old mother!

The blue team was laughing and laughing all the way. In comparison, the red team starting from the other end was much more embarrassed. They also met the ape and monkey tacitly, but the encounter was not so wonderful, because the baby ape's fruit was accidentally touched, and the baby ape was very angry, it was only an ape, and the other party was a group of people. It doesn't matter if you can't do it, call your friends to help, the ape baby screamed a few times, and the brothers came as soon as they said it. They directly staged a wave of high-altitude throwing for the red team, picked the unpalatable fruit and smashed them with a head and a mouse. The tragic scene in the mouth of the talent show singer next door was staged——

Ape baby swinging on the swing snatched the red team's baggage that was finally carried in by the red team. He stood on a tree branch several meters high and opened the red team's eldest brother's bag in front of him. on the branch of the tree.

The staff of the film crew protected the equipment for the first time, and the guests were immediately stunned. As the young lady who was responsible for her appearance, her eyes were red, and she wiped her tears and said how could there be such a bad monkey, what should I do now?

The program team had anticipated the dangers that might be encountered in the virgin forest, such as poisonous insects and poisonous snakes, they had taken into account, brought enough medicine, and accompanied by professional medical staff, but they did not expect to be blocked by apes and robbed.

Earlier, I felt that the red team might be easier, but now even the red team is so difficult. They are almost exhausted during this journey. After a short rest, they will lose their luggage. I wonder if the embroidered pillows over there are still alive?

There are only two points of consolation left for the entire red team:

The first next door should be even worse.

The second director group will not ignore them, they have to make up their luggage.

The one who was filming the action scene was still saying that next time the monkey comes back, they have to fight back and not be pressed and beaten. Someone whispered: "Don't be impulsive, that is a national-level protected animal and cannot be beaten."

The six people were very angry, and the only female guest wiped away her tears and complained that protecting animals is more important than people? This is too bullying!

"I just told you not to touch that banana. How could there be a small pile of bananas on the ground, I guess it's the monkey's."

"You got caught after taking someone else's things, so you shouldn't be beaten?"

The female guest was still aggrieved: "The banana didn't have a name written on it. Who knew it was it? It's useless to say this now. We lost more than half of our luggage. How will we spend the next two days?"

You shouldn't be participating in this **** variety show!

In the virgin forest, even monkeys will bully people!

The staff over there held back for a long time and kept trying to correct them, that's not a monkey, that's an ape! Don't complain anymore, you can't stand this difficulty, and you can't break down and cry later? It is possible to encounter anything in such a place. If you want to be popular and famous, you have to pay a price!

The signal at their current location is okay, and the staff assigned to the red team will call the other end, talk about what happened here, and ask how the other end is doing.

"We have basically completed today's mission, and we can prepare to find a place to camp and make a hearty dinner in the forest."

"..."

How can it be? ? ?

"Isn't the fresh meat group over there? They can travel so much with their luggage?"

"Enough, but we have invited foreign aid here, and the guests are not burdened."

"Why do I get more confused the more I listen?"

"You remember, there is a very special guest in this issue, that is Miss Yu who runs a pet shop in N city. Go back and show you the video we recorded here, she is so amazing, Miss Yu is one for five. Lie down with the fresh meat team to win, we are not shooting through the rainforest at all, but people and nature!"

The other end of the phone was still talking, saying that she would start a show for the young lady, maybe she could make the world's "Animal World" cool together. This is the folk wonder. When the show is back, the audience has to kneel in front of the computer to watch the video. It is really high-energy throughout the whole process, so exciting that it can kill the editing in the later stage. Every frame is so perfect, you don’t know what to give up.

"On this one through the rainforest, I can make a weekly show, at least four weeks."

"Just asking, have you ever seen the tropical rainforest version of the fruit-throwing car? Have you ever seen the hip-hop little prince join hands with the gibbon to dance passionately?"

Those in charge of following the red team were all stunned.

What the hell, what have you experienced in just half a day? Why is it like listening to a scripture?

It was only then that he remembered the purpose of making this call. He originally thought that if both sides were having a hard time, he could take care of them fairly and make up for the loss. Now it seems that the blue team is completely useless, so what about the red team?