Kuai Chuan Teaches You To Be a Man

Compared with those countries in Southeast Asia that are covered by virgin forests, the area of ​​tropical rain forests in my country is not large, but the plant species distributed in these thousands of square kilometers account for half of the country, and the birds and mammals are also beyond imagination. .

When they really entered the tropical rain forest, the program team felt that their preparation was not sufficient, and even said that it might not be suitable to choose such a program at all. The bison and gibbons on the periphery of the forest are not so dangerous yet, the more you go in. , the difficulties faced by the film crew are getting bigger and bigger.

The bodyguards accompanying them all shook their heads in their hearts. The tropical rain forest is not a place that stars can conquer by forming a group. Even soldiers who have undergone strict training must be very careful when they come here. They have not encountered any accidents. The lady at the pet store.

She's weird, really weird.

Except for some large carnivores with brutal nature, ordinary animals will actively attack humans either because it is really hungry right now or because your presence makes it feel threatened. You broke into its territory, it feels like an unknown person with a knife and an ax broke into your home... Putting aside the saying that human society has a legitimate defense, in the territory of wild animals, crossing the border may cost your life price.

If the same kind invades, they may have their own language to communicate. In the case of cross-species, you can't understand its intimidation and repelling, and of course you will be attacked.

Yu Xia is very strange, she seems to be born with the radiance of the Buddha, and will not make any creature feel threatened. People will take the initiative to invite her to play at their home, invite her to play, and give her a greeting gift, and they will take care of her when she is done playing. Send it out of the house, let me bring some special products back and welcome to come again next time...

Is this science? ? ?

Large carnivores see humans entering their territory like chickens and ducks delivered to your door. Someone may politely invite it out, and more will wipe its neck with a kitchen knife, and you can add a dish on the table that day.

Many people lack empathy for animals, and vice versa.

Yu Xia's existence is very unscientific. She seems to be a natural darling. Animals love her. Not only do gibbons give her fruits, but also other small fluffy ones give her nuts. There are butterflies in her all the way. There were dancing around, and the film crew captured a lot of precious images. The director felt that after entering the rainforest, Yu Xia had raised the level of this program several degrees, and it had already surpassed the scope of the internet comprehension.

"These videos record a large number of rare animals and plants, should they be brought back for review?"

Thinking about the animal world in our country, it is not real shooting but drone work plus narration science. The audience also likes to watch it when it is broadcast. These are really close-up videos they took today, and there is a lot of interaction. In the eyes of ordinary people, it may be a knowing smile, but in the eyes of professionals, it is very valuable. This kind of video will definitely be sent for review.

The staff were still thinking about it, and the blue team looked at the time and felt that they could prepare to find a place to camp.

Generally, when camping in the wild, you should start choosing a camp after noon. If you delay it too late, you will have little room for selection, and because the road must consume a lot of physical strength, you will be very stamina and unable to keep up. You may do everything in the end. No, it will crash.

"I've read some books on survival in the wild. We have to find an open and flat area near the water source and put our tent there."

"If you are close to the water source, it will be more dangerous than other places. In case of encountering animals fetching water... Aren't there giant pythons and crocodiles in the tropical rain forest?"

Boys tend to like to watch Discovery Channel programs more, and generally have a higher interest in nature and science. After receiving the announcement, they also made up for the relevant knowledge of tropical rain forests. Some people waved their hands and said that crocodiles that grow naturally in our country are originally I have only seen two. Among them, the bay crocodile has disappeared, and now only the Chinese alligator is left. The Chinese alligator is an endangered animal. It's easier for you to see those brutal and ferocious crocodiles in the zoo, but the wild degradation kept in the zoo is probably not so serious.

As they talked, they amused themselves.

Isn't that right, I only heard that Chinese alligators live in the Yangtze River basin, but I never heard that they can bump into each other in the tropical rain forest.

Yu Xia heard these words in her ears, and she wanted to remind her that our country has not registered the hukou for wild animals in the tropical rain forest, and it is not impossible to discover new species. The Chinese alligator is unlikely to be seen in such a place, why is it impossible for the crocodile? Maybe there is a baby crocodile living next door uncomfortable and moving along the river to our country.

Thinking of this, she amused herself, thinking that this is illegal entry?

"If you want to meet wild crocodiles here, maybe they will give you a prize to thank you for your contribution."

"...Even if there are no crocodiles, what about the jungle python?"

At this time, Yu Xia spoke a little more, saying that he was not at the scene of a disaster movie, and that the common python is only three or five meters: "Like the Burmese python, it is not poisonous, it is hunted by strangulation, and it is very difficult to be entangled alone. Wonderful, don’t worry too much about the crowd, the virgin forest is still more dangerous with poison.” Compared with the easy-to-find targets like the giant python, the poisonous flower and poisonous insects are more likely to make people fall into trouble. If you go by yourself, it will be very dangerous.

Thinking like this, Yu Xia patted the baby bison again. It was really hard for them for a long time.

It was relatively easy for the blue team to find a place to camp. The bodyguard team thought it was pretty good. Qiao Yue, who had evolved into a big encyclopedia, secretly wanted to teach Yu Xia the correct way to set up a camp, the tent facing the structure, the use of fire, and more. Security protection, etc. After a few paragraphs, it feels like it's useless, so I won't say it if he has bodyguards. As for the show team, anyone can have an accident, and it's impossible for my wife...

By this time, the crew had followed the filming for half a day, and they were also very tired. The director arranged to temporarily stop for a few minutes and continue to the next process later.

Yu Xia went to the side to chat with Qiao Yue.

Qiao Baobao can be aggrieved, saying that he has no meaning to come here except to drag his legs. His wife is the focus of the camera lens, and her every move is guaranteed by the ratings, and there is too little time to talk alone.

Yu Xiawei looked up at him and said that it doesn't really matter if it was filmed. The original film needs to be trimmed and edited. When the show comes out, you won't be able to see that there are huge teams on both sides. Lives are in danger while crossing the rainforest.

"That said, I don't want to delay your filming process, and I don't want to hear them say that you are doing something special," Duo is still thinking about her, how can she be so cute? Yu Xia stood on tiptoe, stretched out his arms and wrapped his arms around the back of Qiao Yue's neck, hugging him. She still wanted to kiss, but found a small green head sticking out from the tree next to her, looking at herself curiously. Realizing that it was exposed, it twisted its body up to the top of the tree, shot out of the branches high off the ground, and twisted its body to glide through the air.

"Snake! Snake! Snake!"

"Fuck it's a flying snake!"

Whether it was resting or drinking, Qi Shushu looked up and saw a snake gliding in the air. It shot from one tree to another across a distance of tens of meters, and turned between several trees. In the end, Paji landed beside Yu Xiaoxia...

The case is solved, the case is solved, this is the pilot of nature pretending to be!

Qiao Yue took a look and revealed the identity of this kind of snake.

"It's the Paradise Tree Snake."

Yu Xia looked at him when she heard the sound, with curiosity in her eyes, Qiao Yue extracted relevant information from her brain and introduced to her: "This is a paradise tree snake living in the lowland tropical rainforest in South Asia and Southeast Asia, a master of aerodynamics, gliding It's their escaping skills..." But just in the previous paragraph, it was a show of skill, and the effect was quite good. It gliding around in a circle attracted the attention of the young lady.

Yu Xia had come into contact with some pet snakes, both large and small. Seeing the Heavenly Tree Snake staring at her, she tried to squat down and slowly stretched out her left arm. She kept a safe distance from the snake, and after waiting patiently for a while, the snake slowly wandered around, following Yu Xia's outstretched hand, and gently wrapped around her arm.

"Xia Xia, be careful. Although this snake is not very poisonous, it is still poisonous."

Although he didn't understand what Qiao Yue was talking about, Baby Snake stared at him unfriendly for a while, but unfortunately Qiao Yue couldn't be in the camera, otherwise the subtitles could be added here: I'll **** you! Use your blind comparison?

No need for the director to signal, the crew of the film crew who were just resting began to act, and they even signaled to Yu Xia to slowly bring the snake over and bring it back into the camera. I sighed in my heart again, but unfortunately I didn't get a picture of the heroic nature of the Heavenly Tree Snake gliding in the air. Because of its first-class ability to escape, the number of such snakes is quite large, but there are not many people who are fortunate enough to see it with their own eyes.

"Did anyone take a picture just now? Did anyone take a picture?"

"Me, me, me! I wanted to take more pictures to see if there were any useful footage later. I didn't stop. I should have captured it just now, but I don't know the effect of the shooting..."

No matter what the effect is, it's good to be able to shoot.

The director was about to take a few more close-ups. At this moment, he was still a little excited and nervous, and it didn't take long before he became numb. The snake temporarily settled on Yu Xia's arm. It didn't move its nest when setting up the tent, or when the firewood was built. The teammates got together to assign work, but it still didn't move its nest.

Hearing that the snake was poisonous, the others hid far away, and Younger Shu summoned up the courage to stand beside Yu Xia, the one that was closer to the Heavenly Tree Snake. He recited various mantras in his heart, and out of the corner of his eye caught a glimpse of the green snake twisted into a twist on Sister Xia's body, and looked at them with his head tilted.

Yu Xia said amusingly, the aggression of the bison is much stronger than that of the Paradise Tree Snake, and I don't know how many bison die every year...

"That's what you say, but it's a cow and a snake!"

Brother Shu is still talking, saying that more cattle are practical and diligent, and those who work hard without complaining are the labor force. As for the snake, it is the representative of ruthless and ungrateful, and there is an allusion called the farmer and the snake.

Okay, then Yu Xia stepped aside with the green snake baby and asked them how to assign their work, who went to pick up firewood, who went to fetch water, and who went to find ingredients?

Touching his chest and saying something of his conscience, if you want to act alone, any of the five brothers will feel guilty: "We have six people, how about two or two teams? I don't know who is responsible for which part. Bringing back dead branches is the same when encountering ingredients. Going to the riverside may encounter wild animals that used to drink water. , this time we have to rely on ourselves."

Yu Xia was the first to express his position: "The tools we brought out have buckets in them. I'll go look for the water source, and you'll see the distribution?"

Several male guests, let's look at you, look at me, they decided to divide into three waves, one wave alone as fitness madman Chaige, and the other two and two waves to try their luck in three directions.

There are only bodyguards and staff left at the camp for the time being.

Yu Xia shoulders the heavy responsibility of bringing water back. Not only did she bring a small bundle of ropes, she also brought four buckets, and she did not forget to bring the bison. There was a river beach not far from the camp. He unloaded the bucket and put it at his feet. Yu Xia patted the cow on the back to let it drink water, and got busy with the bucket. It had been half a day since she entered the jungle, and this was the first time she had approached the water source. She thought that one trip might not be enough, so she first drew some water and went back to the pyre to burn, and she had to go two more trips.

Just thinking about it, I felt that the Heaven Tree Snake twisted around my arm was a little tighter. Is this a signal to her?

Almost at the same time, the baby bison also paced over.

Seeing how nervous they were, Yu Xia's heart beat faster. In about five or ten seconds, three crocodiles surfaced, landed and came towards her.

I remember when the director found her and said that the tropical rainforest in our country is not so dangerous, because the dimension is high, the species are far less diverse than those near the equator, and the danger is not so high. He also said that people who do geological surveys and animal and plant research often come to the virgin forest. I have never heard of any giant pythons and crocodiles. In addition, the program team hired a professional bodyguard team. The safety factor exceeds 90%. The possibility of encountering beasts extremely low. Instead, the guests focused on preventing mosquito bites, and the conditions here were difficult, and everything had to be done by themselves, not as convenient as in the city.

It's hard to say whether she has too much affinity with animals or whether she has such a coincidence this time. After the baby bison, baby ape, and baby snake, baby crocodile appeared.

Since it lives near the river beach, it should be a freshwater crocodile?

But isn't the wild freshwater crocodile found in my country only the Chinese alligator in the Yangtze River Basin?

Heck too.

When Yu Xia was suspicious of life, the baby snake had already slipped away, and it also liked the little sister. Yes, but the crocodile, as the king of reptiles... can't afford it!

It was a wild ox, who wanted to kill the crocodile with its horns. Seeing that it was about to dry out, the three crocodiles sank back into the water. The fish looks delicious and delicious.

To be honest, Yu Xia is still a little bit square at the moment. It's not that the flag is down and the baby crocodile is on the stage. It's because these fish shouldn't be protected by law, right? Even if there is, it's too late. If you throw these at her feet, it's not already cold or it's going to be cold.

Originally, I came to fetch water, but when I went back, the bucket was full of fish, several kinds of fish. Seeing the baby crocodile who gave her so many gifts, Yu Xia really couldn't help laughing. She thanked the baby crocodile, tied the bucket to the back of the bison with a rope, and prepared to go back to the camp. After walking two steps, she heard a movement behind her. She stopped, and so did the brothers behind her. Looking back, it was not just the baby crocodile who helped prepare the ingredients.

Seeing Yu Xia turn around, it slowly crawled forward two steps, and found that it didn't scare the young lady away, it climbed two more steps, and even arched her at the feet of the young lady...

At such a close distance, Yu Xia could see clearly that this was indeed a freshwater crocodile. It was much smaller than a bay crocodile, and its body length was at most two or three meters.

The crocodile baby made a sound of love while dawdling and stinking! The tail, which was not soft at all, twisted and twisted into an S shape.

Even if the animal's kindness can be received, it is still difficult to understand what the other party is expressing. After guessing and guessing for several minutes, it is not. Finding that the baby crocodile kept staring at the big bison next to him, Yu Xia came up with an unreliable guess: "Baby, don't you want to help move things too?"

Crocodile baby:＞▽＜

I don't think so, but I'm preparing to officially shoot it for a job!

The baby is not only powerful, but it is more stable to climb up! strong! Can carry a lot of things!

Besides, can a leather sofa be comfortable with a crocodile leather sofa?

Most animal babies have a characteristic. If you are not satisfied with it, they will make trouble. Yu Xia can fully imagine what will happen when she brings the baby crocodile back to the camp. The Paradise Tree Snake can make them hide and crawl. The appearance of the real boss is afraid that it will scare him. But the boss wants to follow, but he can't stop it... Yu Xia pretended to be calm and patted the baby crocodile's body, and made a gesture to make it follow. The crocodile baby, who usually hunts both fast and ferocious, pretends to be sweet and silly in place, twisting its tail and following up with an almost cute gesture, looking innocent, cute and harmless.

Of course, this was in Yu Xia's eyes, and others did not agree.

Hearing the movement by the river beach, the teammates who were trying to make a fire on the pyre turned their heads to look. The first thing they saw was the young lady and the baby bison with the bucket.

"We wanted to light the pyre first, but it didn't go well, Yu Xia, didn't you say..."

Originally, I remembered that Yu Xia said that she was very good at this and wanted her to help. At this time, the two who were competing with the firewood saw the crocodile who was less than three steps behind Yu Xia.

I have seen bison including the Paradise Tree Snake before, but at most they just stopped for a while and didn't completely crash. Seeing with my own eyes that the young lady brought the crocodile back to the camp, the teammates' mentality collapsed.

"Stop! I beg you, I'll kneel down for you!"

"Sister, don't go any further, but look back and see what you brought back!!"

Yu Xia looked back seriously, and the baby crocodile also tilted its head. This movement can be seen on a gibbon, but on a crocodile... No one except the young lady saw it cute. The legs are so soft that they can't stand up.

The mentality of those bodyguards that Qiao Yue brought was about to collapse.

It stands to reason that at such times they should be alert and ready to rescue.

But, as long as you think that Yu Xia is standing over there, and that the crocodile was brought back from the other end of the river by herself, the taste is really not to mention.

"Miss, I beg you, let's go back and pick up cats and dogs. Can we not pick up pythons and crocodiles? Who said that only the Yangtze River in our country has alligators? Tell me what the **** is this?"

The brothers in the same group are about to collapse, and the director is still persuading him not to be so excited, you are more dangerous like this.

The big brother sat on the ground and wiped away tears.

"Why on earth can't I think of taking this announcement?"

"Forget the snake, this is a crocodile! This is a crocodile!!"

"Mom I want to go home QAQ..."

Seeing that his brother was so frightened, Yu Xia was also very embarrassed, and explained, "I was fetching water on the edge of the river beach, and when I met them, not only did I help catch a lot of fish, but I also took the initiative to ask us to be a crocodile skin for a period of time. The seats, because of the kindness, can only be brought back."

You can't take it if you don't want to. You can follow it yourself without it. Crocodiles are amphibious.

Among the two people who were lighting the fire, there was younger brother Shu, who was also startled. On the one hand, it was because of his trust in the young lady, and on the other hand, the young lady was full of helplessness. He thought that he might block the road with the gibbon this time. It means, the baby crocodile is chasing and running with the fish in his mouth, but he can't get away...

Brother Shu tried hard to mediate the atmosphere, so he said, "I knew a few of us were going to fetch water, so we wouldn't bring the crocodile back to the camp."

The one who scared the soft legs hadn't thought about it before, but now he thought about it. The thought of hitting the crocodile head-on when he went to fetch water made him almost urinate.

"The freshwater crocodile is actually quite gentle, and it's small, so it doesn't take the initiative to attack people," Yu Xia said, and crouched down to pat the one in front, saying, "Didn't the show crew prepare cushions for us? I Thinking of giving it a bath with a soft brush later, it's not as comfortable as sitting on the ground? It's a leather sofa anyway."

The entire crew:…

Even the director of this group couldn't help it. I wanted to ask her, Miss Sister, are you telling a bad joke?

Xiaodi Shu's expression also collapsed. He was still trying to cooperate. He laughed dryly and said, "This sofa looks quite unique. It's the first time I've seen it when I grow up."

Qiao Yue stared at the dog-leg crocodile at his wife's feet for a long time.

I want to say that my wife sits in my arms! Is my arms more comfortable than crocodile skin?

When he found that his wife didn't pay attention to this, he was very angry, and said with emotion that wild animals must also abide by the Basic Law.