Married To A What?!

Itachi didn't know what was going on and was very silent. Externally, he was calm but his mind was still trying to process his latest murder attempt and the sparkly supernatural magic show. The CEO wondered how he was actually still alive when a portal opened in front of him. His younger brother was carrying a pale looking old lady and Itachi had more questions than answers at the moment. Still, he held his questions back because Sasuke was busy.

"Where's Gaara?" he asked the Bunny Lady and Mei shook her head.

"He went ahead to check on Danzo. Where's Kankuro? He was meant to meet up with you and Naruto..." Mei frowned.

Beside her, Temari readied her gigantic fan. If Kankuro didn't meet up with Naruto, that only meant he was taking out unseen enemies along the way.

"I need to speak to Gaara," Sasuke told Mei and Temari stepped up.

"I'm Gaara's sister. You can talk to me. Also, leave the witch with Lady Luck."

Sasuke looked unsure as he recalled Kakashi's words. "I don't know about that... Kakashi told me to find Gaara specifically..."

The blond lady rolled her eyes and excused herself, passing the nearly unconscious Tsunade over to Mei before she dragged Sasuke away forcefully. The younger Uchiha was surprised that he couldn't escape her strong grip.

Once the duo was outside of Itachi's hearing range, Temari pointed her fan at Sasuke. "Gaara is on his way to help Kurama. Whatever message Kakashi has can come to me. Also, why would you be meeting up with Kakashi anyway? Why isn't Kankuro with you? Also, where is that snake mage?"

Sasuke smiled proudly. "Burnt to a crisp. Tsunade's trap worked and the other three goons weren't too difficult to take care of."

"Trap?" Temari was confused. "Where did you battle the mage?"

"The batting cage?" Sasuke answered and the blond sighed. Kankuro was probably still figuring out where the battle was taking place since Kurama informed them there were several possible locations. The batting cage was the last on Kankuro's list.

"My bad. He's probably still making circles trying to locate you and Naruto. Where is the main battle taking place? Where's Naruto? Why isn't he with you and why is Kakashi fighting Danzo with Kurama? Wasn't he meant to take down someone else with Tsunade?"

Sasuke shook his head. "There were complications. Kurama's hit by something and gone but not dead while Naruto has transformed into a massive ten-tailed fox. Kakashi is trying to keep the damage to a minimum and says that Gaara has to come quickly."

Temari paled. "Did you not miscount it? Ten tails, you say?"

Sasuke nodded. The blond warrior glanced back to the Lady Bunny and CEO. "Thank you for trusting me with this. I will inform Gaara about it right away but I need to escort everyone to the den first. It's still not safe and your witch looks like she just barely escaped death. How fast can you run?"

The fox's mate grinned. "Pretty fast. At least faster than normal humans now..."

"Good," Temari nodded. "I'm leaving Itachi in your care. I'll take Iruka and Mei can carry Tsunade. Everyone else should be at the den now."

Sasuke agreed on the arrangement and the humans didn't protest as they climbed onto the demons' backs.

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