Married To A What?!

Although it was a double date, Itachi decided that it would be hilarious to split up after a match of rigged rock-paper-scissors. Sasuke and Naruto were made to go on the 'extreme' ride while Itachi and Kurama could enjoy the less intense one.

By extreme, Sasuke meant spinning three-hundred and sixty degrees in a high-speed loop after a sharp dive. The golden fox was bouncing on the balls of his feet from excitement but Sasuke was dying slowly on the inside as their turn approached. He turned to glare at his brother who was clinging onto Kurama's arm while chatting away carefreely. It just turns out that the ride's theme was cross intersecting roller-coasters with one for the thrill-seekers and the other for the family-friendly bunch.

The sophomore felt as if the hangman had secured a noose around his neck when he was shoved into a seat with the safety buckles clamped down on him so tightly that he was almost unable to breathe. Naruto's initial excitement had also died down and the fox was beginning to be twitchy. The young Uchiha wasn't sure if he was seeing things but Naruto was looking a little pale and sounded a little more nervous than usual with a strain in his laugh sounded two pitches higher than normal.

Nope, it wasn't Sasuke's imagination. Naruto let up a small eep with the sound of brakes disengaging. The golden fox reached for Sasuke's hand subconsciously as the roller coaster began to move. Sasuke could smell it distinctly the fear radiating from Naruto as the roller coaster reached the peak and stalled. The anticipation was making everyone nervous and Sasuke felt the strength leave his legs.

Neither of the boys was ready when the stupid ride shot off like a pendulum with a snapped rope. the inertia almost threw Sasuke off and the sophomore felt his soul lagging to keep up with his body. naruto was so spooked by the speed that his transformation came partially undone. His claws dug deeply into the leather belts and his ears popped out through his fluffy golden hair. Sasuke yelled in shock when the mist spray blinded him for a moment in one of the rolling dives.

From another queue, Itachi watched his younger brother scream and chuckled. Kurama looked at his mate with mischief in his eyes. The stupid golden fox was going to have harsher training if something like this could undo his transformation. Still, he couldn't help but be amazed by how sneaky the CEO was. How could nobody figure out how much of a cunning person Itachi was? If fox demons were cunning and manipulative, then Itachi would be the perfect Incubus. Not only was the effeminate man alluring, but he was also very good at convincing others to do what he wanted. Even Kurama sometimes was tricked into it.

"Why did you get rid of them so quickly? I thought you said it was a double date?"

Itachi hummed and rested his head on Kurama's shoulder with a pensive look on his face.

"I just wanted to spend some alone time with you. Is that not a good thing?"

At that, the Hunter was unable to find any words to counter it. Instead, he pulled Itachi closer and placed a chaste kiss on top of the beautiful man's head. The spent the rest of the time in the queue just cuddling up in the line, not caring about the jealous stares or sounds f the camera shutters.

Sasuke had a hard time walking and he felt like turning his stomach inside out. The soul he lost was still somewhere up there in the clouds at that triple loop, trying to find its way back to the Uchiha's body. Naruto was quick to run away and carried Sasuke on one shoulder as he ran. The transformation had come undone but luckily, there were many people in the amus.e.m.e.nt park wearing headbands with animal ears. Still, he could feel his third tail popping out in his pants. The blond fox also had no d.e.s.i.r.e to explain the claw marks on the leather belts and safety device.

Sasuke allowed himself to be carried, too weak to say anything at the moment. However, after he regained his soul and senses, the young Uchiha smacked naruto over his head.

"Dobe! What the hell do you think we're doing? This is a public toilet, I'm not an exhibitionist!"

The golden fox yelped in pain as Sasuke smacked him hard. "Shh! I just need to free this stupid buckle before it explodes!"

Sasuke couldn't believe how crude his husband was being. How did that suicidal ride turn him into a horny freak? Explode? At that moment Sasuke wished he'd taken the chance to castrate this fox. This was not the right time to be screwing arou-

"Oh," Sasuke muttered after he saw the fluffy tails pop into existence. On instinct, the sophomore cuddled them and buried his face into the fluffy tail as another one popped into existence.

Naruto cursed. His fight and flight instincts were driving him crazy and he felt the demon in him calling for battle. It was difficult to suppress the growl as another tail materialised. however, the animal in him calmed a little when his mate nuzzled into his tail. It didn't stop immediately but the physical contact helped. Slowly but surely, Naruto regained his senses and looked at Sasuke who was in total bliss being surrounded by eight tails.

The sight was a little strange with Sasuke nuzzling his exposed tails while sitting on a toilet. Two grown men squeezed in one small cubicle in a public toilet doing cute stuff like cuddling wasn't very place-appropriate. they should have been doing this in their bedroom and taking the time to lead it to s.e.xier things.

Still, Naruto didn't have the heart to hide them away from his husband. The golden fox swore that Sasuke was more like a cat demon. Nuzzling furry tails made Sasuke go into some sort of trance like a cat high on catnip. He became extremely affectionate and adorable that Naruto would never admit aloud because he wouldn't put it past his husband to try and strangle him in his sleep if he admitted that out loud.

"Sasuke... we should continue this later. I don't think Itachi and Kurama will be too pleased to know that we've spent about twenty minutes in here. They should be about done by now."

That brought the young Uchiha back to reality effectively and the sophomore blushed, stammering excuses and blaming Naruto. The golden kit just laughed and kissed his husband into silence before checking for the coast to be clear before leaving the cubicle.

The moment they left the washroom, Naruto gulped. Itachi wasn't looking too pleased and Kurama looked too amused.

"It's good to be young but I think the deal was to have a double date. If you wanted a make-out session you should have invited us for a 4-P."

Sasuke turned bright red and naruto vehemently denied anything of that sort which made Itachi tease them more. Kurama didn't do anything to stop his lover as he was enjoying it too much. He doubted that he would ever allow Itachi to participate in more intimate activities with anyone else. Not even Sasuke and Naruto were allowed to see Itachi int hat state. The CEO's l.e.w.d face and submissive expressions were reserved only for him.

"Sh-shut up!" Naruto yelled and shoved the map into Itachi's hands. "You chose the last ride so now I'll choose. Let's got to this one!"

Naruto clearly wasn't looking at what he chose and pointe to something random. Sasuke had a really bad feeling with the evil grin on his brother's face.

"Sure!" Itachi agreed and winked at Sasuke. "I think the reptile museum will be a very interesting place to visit. Don't you think so, Sasuke?"

The younger Uchiha wanted to die. He had a bad encounter with snakes. Why did his buffoon-headed husband pick such a terrible location? Surely there were better options to be random about. Kurama glanced at the map and hummed, thinking of the next location he would choose. So far, the Lake of Love seemed like a good place for embarrassing couple memories. the mental image of two men sitting on a swan pedal boat peddling away for fifteen minutes would be a treat for the paparazzi following them.

Yes, after the reptile museum, they would definitely go to the Lake of Love.