Married To A What?!

Sasuke couldn't believe he was doing this. Itachi and Kurama looked perfectly normal in the Lake of Love peddling a swan boat. He might have been insistent about getting out of that scaly cold-blooded creature infested place earlier but right now, he just wanted to go back there if it meant he didn't have to deal with this. Naruto was beside him not looking any better. The young fox was considering using his crappy transformation magic to change his gender just so that it wouldn't look as odd with two grown man pedalling on a love boat.

As if sensing his brother's thoughts, Kurama shot a look at Naruto that made the kit shudder. He gulped and nervously took Sasuke's hand before pulling his signature watery eyes and pouty lips. As much as it was devastating to his pride, Naruto didn't want to suffer his older brother's wrath. Assume wasn't ready for the onslaught of kawaii when he turned and the younger Uchiha lost half of his intelligence when he agreed to picking out a black swan boat with Naruto.

Only when the young couple were seated in the boat did Sasuke realise what was happening. By the time he could react, Naruto had already pedalled them across half the lake. The sophomore wanted to curse. Why did Naruto have to be such an atheistic piece of hot ass? If the golden fox had waited, the Uchiha would have gotten both of them out of it before they could embarrass themselves.

On the other hand, Naruto had only one thought on his mind. He wanted to put as much distance as possible from Kurama and himself. Itachi seemed to be having the time of his life, clinging onto Kurama's muscled bicep as they shared slow searing kisses in the middle of the lake. There were many boats moving at a slow pace and many more that have decided to simply float on the lake just so that the couples inside them could enjoy a make-out session. Naruto and Sasuke's boat was the only one speeding about in the lake.

Sasuke blushed as he let his husband do all the leg work. The Uchiha's dress shoes would often slip from the pedals so he gave up and decided to look at his favourite person in the world work out.

Naruto was oblivious of the adoring glances sent his way as he worked up a small sweat. His goal? To get to the most secluded corner of the lake away from the crowd in front. While he was doing so, the blond fox couldn't help but wonder if this would be the perfect time to take a kissing selfie away from the others. Sasuke was usually too embarrassed to be seen being lovey-dovey in public. They didn't really follow the rule of holding hands but Sasuke did hook his finger into Naruto's belt hoop as they walked. Since Itachi didn't comment on it, the golden fox would let it be.

As the boat slowed to a stop, Naruto felt a heated gaze to his right and paused to let the boat glide. There was nobody near them at this point and Naruto felt something stir in his pants with Sasuke biting his lips so seductively with pupils fully dilated. The two lovers stared into each other's eyes for a long time before a magnetic force drew them closer.

Sasuke threw caution to the wind and grabbed his boyfriend by the ridiculous shirt, smashing their lips together and shoving a tongue in. Naruto g.r.o.a.n.e.d and tangled his fingers in the raven hair, pushing back playfully as he nipped the Uchiha lightly before returning the favour. His inner fox just wanted to take Sasuke home and pound him senseless into the mattress until tomorrow but the logical side of him screamed at him to get the damned selfie.

In the heat of the moment, Naruto felt proud of himself for being able to find that goddamn phone. Sasuke wasn't even aware of the phone that appeared as he m.o.a.n.e.d when Naruto slyly glanced over at the camera while giving it a good view of his tongue mingling with Sasuke who had a light blush on his cheeks and his eyes shut in submissive p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e. The fox wasted no time and snapped that picture, fully aware of the possessive vibes he gave off in that shot. Now, nobody would be mistaken about who Sasuke belonged to. He would not hand this beautiful creature over to anyone.

Once the selfie was taken, Naruto put the device away and focused solely and making Sasuke melt in his arms. Sasuke wasn't prepared at all when the fox demon hauled him over to his side of the seat and maneuvered him to straddle the jock. The young Uchiha jolted when he felt heated skin against his as Naruto slipped a hand underneath his dress shirt. The scalding touch of his husband's hand over his smooth back made Sasuke lurch forward. Naruto didn't miss the opportunity to grind their h.i.p.s together harshly once before devouring the sophomore's mouth.

Fully at the mercy of his experienced fox lover, Sasuke could only react to the feeling of Naruto's teasing touches. Naruto smiled into their tongue-lock when he felt Sasuke squirm and shudder in delight at being fondled. Feeling daring, Naruto groped Sasuke's perfect a.s.s with one hand and teased his husband through the cloth, making the young Uchiha lose control of himself. The m.o.a.ns came out soft and strained at first but changed when Naruto groped that pert bottom. Sasuke lost hold of his control and felt the strength leave the legs that was holding him up the whole time.

Naruto growled when Sasuke became slack in his arms, pressing both their heats against each other through fabric constraints. His blue eyes turned scarlet and the air around them changed when the golden fox let out an animalistic growl.

Itachi and Kurama who were enjoying themselves stiffened when they felt the water become slightly choppy. Kurama frowned in the direction of that lone boat in the corner of the lake and sighed. Whatever the kids were doing, they'd better stop before they start a freak accident.

Already, some of the couples started to pedal back even before the rental time was up. Nobody knew why there would be waves in the small lake but it was always better to be safe than sorry.

Kurama cheated and used some light fox magic to power the boat over to where Sasuke and Naruto supposedly were. Luckily for the young couple, the back of the boat was facing the reporters who were staking out on the banks. It wasn't a good sight with Sasuke looking so out of it like a trance from a date-r.a.p.e drug and Naruto half untransformed.

"What's going on?" Itachi asked and Kurama reached out to tug on Naruto's exposed fox ear.

The kit yelped in pain and the magic stopped, causing the lake's surface to be as smooth as a mirror's again. Sasuke took a bit longer to actually regain his senses and when he did, Itachi had to try catch his little brother before he sent everyone tumbling into the water.

"Sorry 'Tachi... I think Naruto and I need to have a fox to fox talk once we get back. Can you and Itachi go on to the cafe and grab yourselves something first? We'll catch up later."

Nobody had time to disagree with the Hunter because Kurama promptly jumped to the black boat and threw Sasuke over to Itachi who caught the flailing sophomore.

Using fox magic, Kurama sped off with Naruto still protesting beside him until the Hunter chopped Naruto at the side of his neck, putting him out for a while. Left with no choice, Itachi and Sasuke slowly worked their way back to the banks and search for a cafe to settle down in for lunch.

"What happened back there?" the CEO asked.

Sasuke frowned and remained silent. He didn't know what had happened back there either. One moment, he was dying from embarrassment at having to go on the love boat and the next all he wanted to do was to submit to Naruto. Everything was a blur but Sasuke knew that part of that arousal he felt didn't belong to him.

"I don't really know..." the young Uchiha admitted and Itachi didn't say anything but he stood closer to his younger brother who was looking for dejected and rejected than usual. Sasuke looked incredibly vulnerable in the moment and Itachi decided that the paparazzi had enough for today. The double date was ruined and there was clearly something wrong with Naruto. he's lost control over his magic twice already and that usually didn't happen according to Kurama.