Me? Oh I’m Kali, Kali Green

Sitting at the table of a very messed up kitchen where two big holes were present in the wall and a broken pipe from the sink spewing out water nonstop, is Kali and Magnus both sitting on the side glaring at each other.

The fight was so painful to watch that they had to stop it, well Anna did, she was the only one with the balls to stand up having enough.

Of course she couldn't stop it physically but with her powerful world destroying voice she froze the two in mid fight.

The fight got to the point of Kali biting the leg of Magnus, and Magnus biting the head of Kali, it was a hard thing to watch.

Anna was screaming at the two of how the day was about gathering and all yet they were idiotic and destructive.

The two both looked down ashamed as Anna screamed at them.

To the others it was funny, they were sniggering and taking pictures of the situation, since it is unlikely that two giant sized barbarians are being told off by a small redhead and they are looking like misbehaved dogs.

Since it was cold outside everyone went in, Anna made the two sat on the table so they could finally settle this feud once and for all.

(Did I say the saying right?)

And for a bit Anna was walking back and forth asking why they hate each other so much, spoke of the messed up house and such but all that fell on deaf ears as the two were having a naming contest in their heads.

'Ancient fossil' Kali thought to Magnus.

'Grass eater' Magnus fired back.

'Saggy piece a shitt' Kali screamed in his head.

'I don't know why you keep calling me saggy, I clearly don't have anything saggy on me... well other than my-' Magnus sat back and crossed his arms with a mocking face looking at Kali.

'You don't need to have any, It's just the fact that you are a-'

*BANG!!*

Anna slammed the table as she saw them not even listening to her, the two seemed like they were having a mocking battle with telepathy.

"What the hell?!" Anna didn't know what to do.

"Why do you even hate each other? Did something happen in the past?" Anna asked.

"He is not even my father!!" Kali screamed out, pointing at Magnus while looking at Anna.

"And from this point on he isn't my son anymore." Magnus replied, he turned to the side with cross arms.

"Um... I don't know if you know this but, no one here believes that.

I mean who the hell has white natural hair and is as tall as you two? Even both your scars have a history together and you both look similar." Charles chimed in.

"Old man, why do you even hate pops? He has been nothing but good to us and..." Anna said to Kali.

"Because he came out of nowhere and decided to create trouble and make himself at home without my permis- WAIT!! What the hell?!

Since when was this OLD FOOL "POPS?!"."

Kali realized, he seemed to think that the kids are getting along with the guy too well, and too quickly since he just came a few hours ago.

The kids didn't answer and just looked away not answering.

"What the hell did you do?!" Kali looked at Magnus pointing at him.

"Look Kali, there is nothing to be ashamed about, everyone has flaws and-" Anna tried to calm Kali down.

"I'm gonna stop you right there sweetie... What are you talking about?" Kali asked Anna as he felt he was missing something.

"Pops told us about your childhood... how you... peed your bed...pfft... until you were 13 years old, how you were a crybaby..." Charles said trying hard not to laugh.

"How you were a mommas boy...pfft hahahah... and when you were beat up by your sister hahahah!!" Kera chimed in.

Kali stood there looking at this group of kids who were laughing at a childhood he apparently don't have, or don't remember.

He would deny it but they looked so hooked on the story and felt they wouldn't listen.

All this trouble came from one man, Kali slowly turned to Magnus.

Magnus who was on the other side of the table was looking away and whistling like this was none of his business.

*Swoosh*

Kali flashed and grabbed Magnus' long beard and looked him straight in the eye.

"You old bastard, what did you tell them?! You're making me look bad in front of them!!" Kali gritted his teeth.

"Wha? I just told them about your childhood and all." Magnus put his hands up in surrender.

"I didn't even have- your lying!! Why do you lie-" Kali paused and looked at the still laughing kids.

"Shut it!! Whatever this old fool told you, IT IS NOT TRUE!!" Kali screamed out to the kids.

"See, told you he would deny it." Magnus said, looking at the kids.

"I'm not denying it, I'm just telling the truth!!" Kali said.

"I also told you he would deny denying it." Magnus said.

"Oh you- arghhh!!" Kali jumped at Magnus over the table.

Kali grabbed Magnus' neck as he tried to strangle him to death as they tumbled onto the floor.

"Thats enough!! It's already late and the sun is rising soon, we haven't even blinked a sleep yet!!" Anna yelled.

Anna walked up and got in between both Kali and Magnus and pushed them aside, she looked at both of them glaring them down.

Kali stopped, he thought she was right, the day has already been messed up... and it was this old fools fault.

Kali thought that messing this old man up wouldn't fix what he already told the kids so he decided he should call it a day.

It might have been a p.l.e.a.s.u.r.e to beat the old man into a bloody pulp, but everyone's already too tired.

"You're right Anne." Kali looked around.

Natasha and Barton stepped up and spoke out, saying they were gonna leave.

They would have probably stayed even until the next day to get some answers, but a while ago Fury called them up asking if they had any information.

And though they had some about Magnus being the reason for the blackhole they didn't know anything about the giant creature, in the end Fury changed his mind and said he will handle it himself.

And so the two are planning to leave, but Kali thought of using this chance and brought Natasha to the side.

He spoke to her in private and asked her to give him a chance, have one dinner just the two of them.

Kali was more than willing to take many chances to be with Natasha, but he didn't wanna push too far and thought of just making a good relationship with her if they never enter a loving relationship.

In the end she agreed, but she didn't say when this date would be nor did she asked, neither did Kali as it just seemed to fly over their heads.

As they went back to the other both Natasha and Barton was about to go and call it a night but was stopped.

"We still haven't taken the picture today." Anna said.

"Oh right!! Lets take the picture first." Kali said.

As everyone gathered and took their positions for the picture Kali used his telekinesis to make the camera float in front of everyone before the flash went off.

In the picture the boys were sitting down on the floor and glaring at the camera, girls were either on the couch or sitting near it, Magnus who appeared out of nowhere and sat in the middle of the couch between Sydney and Anna who sat on the couch.

On the back of the sofa were the a.d.u.l.ts and the baby Hannah.

Kali was in the right side with Logan beside him, Hannah was on top of Kali's shoulder, on the other side was Natasha and beside her was Barton.

"Great, go and print it out later Chase." Kali said as he gave the camera to Chase as it belonged to him and he was always in charge of printing out the pictures and such.

"Alright, we'll be off now Green." Barton called out.

"Oh wait!!" Sydney called out.

She got up and ran back to the backyard, not long she returned with a basket full of apples on it.

The two gladly took it, if only it was smaller they could probably use it as an energy replenisher or for fatigues.

"Isn't she a great host?!" Kali said as he wrapped a hand around Sydney hugging her like he is showing her off to the two.

The two laughed it off before thanking everyone generously before they left.

"Alright, Logan we always have the couch for you to sleep in whenever you wish." Kali said.

For the past few weeks Logan has been coming in and out and lately has been getting comfortable, even the kids knew about him and got more intimate and such.

Logan might have stayed at the X-mansion but he never really feel like he belonged there, and neither did he feel like he belonged here but he was getting comfortable pretty quickly, either that or it was the magically unlimited beer in the place.

"No thanks, beers out anyways." Logan said as he walked for the door.

"Hey!" Kali called out.

Logan turned around just to catch something Kali tossed at him, catching it Logan looked at his hands to see a ring with two keys jingling on it.

"It's for the house and the [Nest], and if anything there is probably a lot more booze left at the [Nest]." Kali said.

Logan turned and started walking to the door again, he twirled the key ring on his fingers as he smiled walking out the door, but not before saying a simple thanks.

Kali looked back and all that is left is is the girls.

"Girls, ready to go home?" Kali asked.

"Like you wouldn't believe."

"Been ready since yesterday."

The girls said.

"Alright, Markus!! Walk them home!!" Kali said.

"What?! Why do I have to do it?!" Markus screamed out.

"Because I said so."

"No need, we can handle ourselves." Kera said.

"See even idiot Ki says they don't need me." Markus said.

"The f.u.c.k'd you call me?!" Kera said.

She jumped and grabbed Markus' neck on a hold, she could have just swung at him or something but Markus would always dodge or run away.

But if she were to grab and hold him she could do some damage without him running.

When she had a hold on him she opened her mouth and bit Markus' neck.

"AGGHH!! You crazy bitch!!" Markus yelled out and ran around trying to get her off.

While these two were bickering in the background, Anna and Sydney walked up to Kali.

"I put your presents in your room old guy." Anna said.

"Oh! Haha thank you, I almost forgot it was christmas at all." Kali said.

"Because your head is probably empty all the time." Anna rolled her eyes.

"And you are also getting more requests for interviews." Sydney said.

"Again? I told you to just push that aside, they don't really matter." Kali said.

"What do you think I've been doing? Even if I just ignore and push it aside they keep on asking for you, why won't you just do an interview and get it over with, if you do it, it might even get the restaurants name out and more customers will come." Sydney said.

Ever since the restaurant became known in the city and was on top with other top restaurants, Sydney -who handles the business now- had been receiving interview requests from news stories and others.

She told this to Kali but he said to just ignore it, and she did but then the requests for interviews keep climbing up.

Since the restaurants opening, it has only been getting mostly good opinions on the place, even food critics put five stars on the place and only a few having low opinions on it but they were known as haters and just spouting nonsense.

Kali was actually known as a self-taught and had no record of having been in any culinary school or anything, and there isn't anything that sticks out for this guys but the mysteries behind Kali was being urged to explore by these interviewers.

"Ignore them for a bit more, if it gets too annoying then I will talk to them." Kali said.

By now the boys were out and most likely in their rooms getting ready to sleep for the rest of the day, the girls grouped up near the door and an unwilling Markus stood there with them with crossed arms.

"Alright, you all have a goodnight, and Merry Christmas." Kali said as he gave small hugs to them.

And with that they left with Markus and Kera bickering at the front.

Kali turned around in time just to see Magnus about to walk to his small little house in the backyard.

"Hold it!!" Kali said.

"What now?! You wanna harm this fragile old man?" Magnus asked.

"Fragile my a.s.s, fix my damn house." Kali said pointing at the messed up kitchen and the walls.

"Oh right, haha."

*Snap*

And with that they were fixed, Kali saw that and thought of his powers as the "I don't need to explain shitt" powers.

"And listen here..." Kali walked up to Magnus and pointed at him trying to intimidate Magnus.

"Stop filling the heads of the kids with your non-existent stories." Kali said.

"Who said they were non-existent?" Magnus said.

But before Kali could say anything else he snapped his fingers and disappeared.

"Tsk!! Old fool." Kali said before walking off.

He was about to head upstairs but paused when he saw a boy on the couch watching TV.

Most of the lights were still on, and the hallways light was the only one on along with the light from the TV.

Kali walked up and sat down with the boy.

"Keon, how are you holding up?" Kali asked.

He put his arms around the young man and did a side hug before squeezing the boys shoulders.

"Hmm? Oh... I'm fine." Keon said before pressing the remote changing channels.

"Did you enjoy today?" Kali asked.

Even though he messed up today a bit he still hoped that these young kids enjoyed the holidays and so on.

He heard the stories to most of these kids and he always tried his best to at least make them smile everyday, and keep their stomachs full.

The holidays like today was what he hoped the most on to change their minds on it.

The holidays for them is not something they would have much thought on, some don't care about it, some think It's just a waste of time, and some hate it.

Like Keon, he hated it since all his life he had different experience on these holidays.

Keon had an older brother named Komar, both of them were in the adoption agency because their single mother who took care of them passed and they were left alone.

For years they stayed in the system as nobody wanted to adopt them, they were in pairs so if anyone wanted to adopt one then they had to take the other, and so they stayed in the system without much change for years until their teenage years.

Komar turned 18 and he became an a.d.u.l.t, he had no where to turn to until he met a few old friends of his and started some work on the streets, illegal work.

And so when Komar went out to do his grind he left Keon in the system alone as he thought being alone now would give him a higher chance in getting adopted, and for another reason he didn't want Keon to take the path he is taking and told Keon to work hard in school.

Komar thought Keon was too nice to be in that type of illegal work, even when they were in times of trouble Keon would always think of others before himself, Keon is a naive nice kid that always picked up helpless and injured animals or give food to the homeless even if he would turn hungry.

And seeing his way of life Komar knew it would be for the best to not let Keon in to the life of crime.

And not long Keon was taken into a foster care, he lived happily with his new family, but it didn't last too long as his nice personality always brought troubles in the new family, and so Keon moved from house to house without ever really having a home.

At some point he arrived at a new home and thought the folks were nice but the folks there were worse than anyone he ever met, in that new home the couple worked Keon to the bone doing many work but didn't get anything good out of it.

The reason he hated holidays was because he would spent those days working in that new home, on christmas he was freezing cold, on thanksgiving he would be weak from hunger, and on days like valentines day he would wonder why he isn't loved.

Finally having enough Keon ran away from his current "home" and lived in the streets, he would spent his days and nights asking for his brother Komar, he wasn't sure if he would be able to find him but he had to try.

After a week of empty living he finally found some news that he thought would get him closer to finding his brother, but it was the complete opposite.

Komar was dead, and when Keon heard about it he finally had a breakdown and fell down like a doll in the middle of the alley way, he spent hours lying there with tears falling down his eyes wondering why his life feels so lonely and lost.

Fast forward a few weeks and Keon was working in a homeless shelter helping out the homeless.

Even after all he had experience he still had his generous nature, and he became a known volunteer as he was nice to everyone.

The benefits of working in the shelter was that he was also able to have food for himself and a bed to lay on.

After weeks of working he met an old friend of his named Zhang, this Zhang was from a foster home Keon was previously in and Zhang was one of the only few that were nice back to him.

When they met again Keon was truly happy with the reunion as he knew Zhang was a truly good person and was also nice, after some small talks Zhang asked Keon if he was interested in getting a job in a new restaurant in the city.

Seeing the opportunity Keon immediately agreed, and as he and Zhang arrived at the restaurant he saw other old friends like Charles and Markus.

When he got the job Keon was happy and the pay was great as well, he spent his time on the shelter beds before he started sleeping in the dragon house.

And after that a lot of things happened and Keon finally had a break as he was living a calm life right now.

"Yeah, it was fun." Keon said.

"As long as you enjoy it and are having fun." Kali said.

"You... you think there are people out there in the cold?" Keon asked imagining his time in the cold as well.

Keon experienced what it feels like to not be able to move his hands and feel them from being so cold, or become so weak because of hunger, and it was a nightmare to him, he sometimes couldn't believe he went through it, and also wonders if people has been through worst.

"...of course there is." Kali said.

"Of course there is, there are always people out there in the cold or someone somewhere hurt, and you do what you can to help but in the end you can't help everyone." Kali said.

Keon here was always a positive for the charity events or just charity in general, when Keon started getting comfortable in the house and the kids he would find ways to help the people in need.

Keon was able to get all the kids together to help on jobs in the shelter and make goals for a charity fundraising events.

At first the kids didn't want to do it, but Keon had an ability that would make everyone including Kali do it, Keon would start talking about the helpless lost and lonely children along with the hurt puppies and kittens, and that alone got the kids in even Kali was in with the events and fundraising.

A couple time Kali turned the restaurant to feed the homeless and the kids, and he cooked himself, he made it free for the homeless and the kids under 21 to eat and all.

In fact if you were to put all the money Kali put in the charity systems for kids and those in need, it would add up to almost 10 million, and at first Kali slowly put small amounts in it but when Keon spoke of how the kids in the system wouldn't get a good meal or a present, Kali started putting large chunk of money in the system.

And no one realized Keon's ability until later on, but Kali and the kids didn't have anything against it, they have all been there and they would gladly put in more money just to help the adoption kids and the foster kids, and also ease Keon's worries.

Kali sat there with Keon for a bit and spout out a few jokes and things to make the kid smile but nothing was happening, although the boy did smile it wasn't exactly a smile.

"Life is a bitch." Kali said.

"Now that is the realest sentence if I ever heard one, and life sometimes f.u.c.k someone up and turn them into evil f.u.c.ks or worse, and with that evil they spread it and it just continues to bring out the worst in people.

But you, Keon, you.

You are one of the small numbers that stays the way they are and are always looking at the positives and such.

Even after everything you went through you still use your time to help people, and that is not an easy thing to do." Kali said.

Kali felt that the boy was having some hard time enjoying life knowing others were at their lowest point, the feeling of millions going through what he went through or worst is just on his mind.

Keon sure was having fun during the party, some laughs and smiles were apparent on his face but at times he would freeze thinking of those depressing things.

"But the guys told me that I can be selfish every once in a while...and...that being nice is not always a good thing." Keon said, feeling the sourness of what he said.

"Well yeah, selfishness is not a bad thing, sometimes you need a little bit of that.

But screw what anyone tells you, just do whatever you wanna do.

I know you enjoy the feeling if helping someone but it doesn't hurt to be selfish and enjoy yourself sometimes.

You are always in if It's saving someone, heroes don't always wear a shitty cape.

Heroes are heroes but the truth is they don't save every victim in the allies or stop every crime before it really happens, the true heroes save a soul one at a time.

You are one of these heroes and you are always helping someone everyday Keon, I've seen it whenever you walk out of my doors and I see you walking old grannies across the street or giving all your change to the needies and such.

You are a real hero to those you helped even if It's a big or small contribution." Kali said looking at Keon who was having some thoughts of his own.

"See you worry about not being able to help the planets people but you are already doing fine yourself, one by one you are spreading the generosity.

And you should know that it is alright to save only one life at a time, even if that life is yours.

There is nothing wrong to be a selfish hero and saving yourself." Kali said.

"Hmm." Keon hummed.

It wasn't a yes or no hum, it was just a noise as he was in his head doing some thinkings.

Seeing Keon in deep thought Kali decided to just leave him with his own thoughts as he got up before patting the boy in the shoulders.

"Get some sleep soon or you'll be drowsy tomorrow." Kali said as he continued to go upstairs.

But before he could put one leg on the steps he heard Keon calling for him.

"Yeah?" Kali said.

"Um... if you don't have anything going on tomorrow... can you help me with something?" Keon asked.

"Sure."

Kali said without even asking what it is, even though he doesn't know what Keon was planning, the boy is the one with the softest heart in the house.

As he walked up and past the rooms the rest of the boys were doing their own things, he passed Hannah's room and saw Charles putting Hannah to bed.

He thought about it and he thinks he should spent more time with her, even though he does spent time with her he wanted the child to start calling him dad or something.

So far Hannah has only been saying small words even though they are not precise but they were close enough to rhyme with the words she wanted to get out.

Leaving them he went to his room, he opened a small cabinet and grabbed two glass cups pouring scotch.

As he picked one cup up he waved his finger as the other glass cup floated into the dark, the glass stopped in mid air as a hand came out of the shadows and grabbed onto the cup, looking closer a man with an eyepatch was sitting on a chair in the dark.

"Fury." Kali greeted.

"..."

Fury didn't say anything, he just sat there looking at Kali.

" I guess your reason for being here is because of that giant octopus?" Kali said.

Kali knew Fury was here a whole ago but he just let him do his thing and stay in the shadow, ha also expected him to.

If something significant happened and it involved Kali, Fury would almost all the time appear and question Kali of whatever he is involved in that is too big for S.H.I.E.L.D. to handle.

Fury didn't drink the glass but left it on the small table near the chair he was sitting on and stood up.

"Do you mind explaining how a giant creature suddenly appeared in the middle of the cities waters? And how you were suddenly the closest one near it?" Fury asked with his hands on his h.i.p.s.

"It was from another realm, from the realms of monsters." Kali said.

".."

Fury stood there, he liked that he got an answer but was surprised of getting one easily, but he can't just believe what this man is saying for all he knows it could be his doings that brought the giant creature onto this world.

"How?"

Fury asked, his agency was able to pull some pictures out and saw that the creature came out of a small blackhole just like the one Kali came out of, only it was underwater and smaller.

"Well you see when I came from the blackhole it was able to attract some small scale entities that roams the realms of unknown, and the blackhole is a way for me to travel but that way can't be controlled so it attracts some beasts such as that creature, the second blackhole that appeared was-" Kali spoke.

Kali earlier thought up of an excuse and decided on this simple lie.

"Was that mans doing?" Fury said as he walked to the windows and looked at the small house in the backyard.

"Guess you were already informed." Kali said.

"Is he dangerous?" Fury asked.

"...Yeah." Kali said.

Fury turned around and looked at Kali frowning.

"What? I'm just telling the truth, but there is nothing to worry about, if he wanted to destroy the world or anything then he already would have, even a million of me wouldn't be able to do anything." Kali said.

"That is not exactly reassuring Green, stay in your line and work on your restaurant..."

Fury and Kali was going back and forth, Fury was pushing it not worried about the fact that Kali could just kill him with a finger.

Kali didn't really cared for the way Fury was acting, he has the power to make S.H.I.E.L.D. his bitch but there were also reasons he didn't wanna do it, he also knew that even though Fury was a bit rude and would go through some lengths to achieve his goals but in the end he is just the small good guys.

The two cut their conversion as Kali and even Fury somehow knew someone was coming to Kali's doors.

*Creak*

When Zhang opened the door he looked around the room other than looking at Kali but saw nothing, he sensed earlier that there was an extra KI in the house.

Kali looked at the boy and smiled impressive by his cautiousness.

Kali turned around to not see Fury, but he can sense him heading out.

"Hey, everything alright?" Kali asked.

"Yeah."

"Good, so what can I do for you today Zhang?" Kali asked.

"Hmm." Zhang didn't say anything but just walked up and sat on the chair near Kali's bed.

"I'm not sure if It's a big deal but..."

"What? What is it?" Kali asked.

"I just came to inform you that, we got gifts from pops." Zhang said.

"You did? What did he give you guys?" Kali asked, a little curious what a god would give them.

Zhang didn't say anything, but he did point at his head.

"What?" Kali asked and stood up with a bad feeling.

"It's nothing bad, I think... Magnus asked me what I wished for Christmas, something I could ask god or something." Zhang said.

"What?!"

"Well I thought about it and told him it would be "Smart enough to learn many things" and I thought he was just asking, but when he asked if I would rather have high comprehension, I didn't think much of it and just said yes." Zhang said.

"You mean?..." Kali was stuck.

Zhang nodded his head.

"I can comprehend things more better and quickly, I was in the room reading some advanced books and I was able to keep up and understand unlike that past." Zhang said having a small smile.

"So you're saying..."

"I'm saying pops made me smart, I think." Zhang said still unsure.

Kali was walking back and forth wondering about this, I mean it is a good thing Zhang is smarter and he wanted that, but this is stepping over the line what if Magnus gave them some kind of world destroying powers or...

Kali was having a few thoughts, he went up to the point of wondering if Magnus would let him have another wish, or maybe a wish exchange.

"Wait so, did the old fool give the other some wishes as well?" Kali asked.

"I'm not sure about the others, but I know Markus and Charles spoke to him too so I don't know." Zhang said.

"Tsk, no wonder those two punks didn't stand next to me when I was fighting Magnus." Kali said.

"Alright Zhang, can you tell me anything of your new...skills? The limits? The levels?" Kali asked a bit curious.

"I don't know, but I was able to keep up with the books in my room; some advanced chemistry, psychology, and engineering.

The most thing I was able to grab on was the computer codings, programming, computer science and more, I still haven't tried all of then." Zhang said excitedly.

"Okay, that is amazing, I guess that isn't so bad, go, go learn with all your hearts satisfaction." Kali said.

Zhang nodded and rushed out, most likely go through almost every book he can find and learn more about being a tech guy greatly boosting his skills in the computers, probably even more than Kali could teach him.

Kali was happy that Zhang loved what he was granted, Zhang was worried and came to Kali informing him hoping there weren't anything wrong.

And seeing that Kali doesn't reject this new gift of his Zhang was high in the clouds happy.

"Alright thats it I'm talking to this old man." Kali said as he thought of walking to Magnus' backyard house.

But before he could open his doors a letter dropped from out of nowhere and landed on Kali's hands.

"Tsk." Kali opened the letter.

::

"No need to talk about it, it was just a one time thing for Christmas.

Plus their powers are not over the top.

From: Lovely Old Man Magnus"

::

Kali read it before ripping it.

"Jesus it's like he hears and sees everything." Kali muttered.

Another letter dropped on his hands.

::

" I do if I want to."

::

"Well don't!!" Kali screamed out.

*Sight*

Kali thought of this new nightmare of his.

He sat on the chair and drooped down, he looked to the side to see two wrapped presents on his table.

Kali walked up to it and read as it said it was to Kali, he smiled and opened the first present.

It was chocolate, nothing too big but not too small either, he loved it.

Kali grabbed the second present that was clumsily wrapped and opened it.

It was a coffee cup, on the body it says:

"BEST DAD IN THE WORLD"

Kali also smiled at this and chuckled, he grabbed the chocolate and put it away in his closet and grabbed the cup taking it to a low cupboard and opened the small door.

Inside the small cupboard box was more than 10 coffee cups, and on the bodies of it there were various sentences on it:

"BEST DAD IN THE WORLD"

"YOU ARE NOT THE WORST"

"THANK YOU"

"THE BOSS' CUP"

Most of them were gifted to Kali as a joke but Kali didn't care and would just collect them and out them together.

Up in the roof...

*Fwoosh*

A lighter was lit up and was put close to a cigarette.

As Markus inhaled the smoke through the filter he exhaled out a lungfull of smoke.

*Pah*

But before he could inhale a second time a hand smacked the back of his head and the cigarette along with the pack was gone.

"Arggh!! F.u.c.k!!" Markus yelled out.

He looked up to see Kali standing with his smoking the cigarette he previously held.

"I thought I told you to stop smoking?" Kali said as he sat next to the frowning Markus.

"What do you want?" Markus asked.

"Nothing I just sensed an idiot on my roof so..." Kali said.

"Yeah? What now? You wanna have some bonding time? No thanks." Markus tried to stand up but Kali held the back if his shirt and pulled him back down.

"So did you enjoy today?" Kali asked.

"Nahh, didn't really care for it." Markus said.

"What did you get today? What kind of presents?" Kali asked to which Markus sweated on.

"Uh... nothing just some new boots and a jacket... nothing too important." Markus said as he looked away hiding his nervousness.

"Oh? Really? Well then what about from the old fool? What did he get you?" Kali asked.

"What?! What are you talking about? He gave gifts?!" Markus yelled playing dumb.

*Pah*

"AGGHHHH!! STOP HITTING ME YOU OLD BASTARD!!" Markus yelled.

"What did he gift you?" Kali asked as he flicked the cigarette off.

"None of your business." Markus pouted and crossed his arms looking to the side.

"Alright I'm sorry, how about you tell me and I won't get mad, or bitch about it." Kali said.

"..."

Markus took a second but finally not being able to hold it off Markus pulled out two heavy looking steel pistols.

"COOL RIGHT?!! THEY'RE CUSTOM MADE!!" Markus yelled staring at the two guns with starry eyes.

"Guns?" Kali blinked stupefied at the fact that Markus' wish was dual pistols.

"Not just any guns, these are special, I don't know how the old fool got it but they are SO PRECIOUS.

It is a burst-fire revolver with high damage, high fire-rate, medium range, and high stability!!

These little f.u.c.kers are close range killers, delivering high burst damage and solid penetration..." Markus spoke a few thousand words in a second and Kali was just thinking about how this idiot was becoming so similar to the Jason Todd of DC.

"Alright alright shut up, those are dangerous weapons you know that right?" Kali asked.

Markus suddenly leaned back and held onto the two guns as if they are gonna escape his hands.

"I won't take it, as long as you promise to only use those for evil f.u.c.ks in this world." Kali said looking at Markus seriously.

Markus also getting serious looked at Kali.

"Of course not, I have a few people that is in my head that really needs to go down." Markus said as he looked at his revolvers.

Kali nodded and just stayed quiet, that is until Markus spoke again.

"This one? I call her Bonney." Markus said waving the gun on this left.

"This f.u.c.ker? I call en Clyde." Markus said as he waved the right gun.

"Put em together, they're bother Bonney and Clyde!!" Markus said as he aimed both the guns upwards.

*Sigh*

"F.u.c.k.i.n.g hopeless." Kali fell on his back and stared into the sky.

Markus besides him was making gun noises with his mouth while imitating gun fires.

Looking up to the sky Kali caught a shadow up in the air, he looked close and what he saw shocked him to the core.

He could see Charles up in the skies flying, a little uncontrollable but he was still flying.

"Guess I don't need to ask the boy what his gift is." Kali muttered looking at Charles up in the high skies.