Mob Devil's Guide To Surviving DxD

Who what when where and why.

Very philosophical questions indeed.

No seriously, Where am I?

Shit... Last thing I remember was.. getting hit by a...truck?

No, that was definitely a truck.

Those tires definitely felt like truck tires.

Now, where am I?

I shouldn't be in the hospital and I'm sure of it. I specifically remember seeing half my body explode and dragged across the pavement. I'm definitely dead.

So where the hell am I.

This feels like... A sponge?

No.... A w.o.m.b?

Holy shit, don't tell me I got reincarnated????

No wait I remember.. yes I remember.

As I was dying, and I made a wish. Yes, i saw a bright star in the sky and made a wish.

I can only remember that I wished for reincarnation, but, to where, I don't remember.

Now, the second order of business. Who am I?

My name...

My family...

My House location...

I can't remember any of these.

I can remember specifically what city, what state and what country I live in, nothing beyond that. I Remember the restaurants I last ate in. I remember where I work, I remember what I did for a living. I remember my hobbies, my fetishes. I remember who I lost my v.i.r.g.i.n.i.t.y to.

Things relating to my name I cannot remember.

Maybe this is a side effect of reincarnation? I don't really feel attachments to anything in that world. No wait... I was an orphan definitely.

Shit, I guess no one is going to miss me.

My hobbies were... programming, digital art, reading light novels, watching anime, buying manga and figures.

A perfect otaku if I do say so myself.

Well, nothing wrong with that. it's not like I was a failure at life or anything. I learned programming at the young age so it could set me up for a self-sufficient life.

I remember creating and re-skinning apps as a decent source of income.

Oh Yes, I was also a frequent anime Forum contributor. The main ones I contributed to was naruto, bleach, blue exorcist, highschool dxd, so on and so forth.

DxD... DxD... I feel like there's something important about that but I can't figure out what.

hmmm?!?

Nani???

Wait wait wait, Am I flying right now????

No, I'm definitely flying right now. Whoever my mother is, she's definitely not on the ground anymore. I can't feel the vibrations of her walking anymore. what I can feel however is... The flapping of wings?

Wings? My mother has wings?

Oh my God -ARGGGHH-

What the hell, what the hell was that??

What the hell oh my God-AAAAHHHHHHHHHA-

Shit shit sHIT it hurts. It hurts so much.

- a few minutes later-

Damn that hurt. The hell was that?

It hurt when I said.... No way, wait a minute.

wings...pain whenever I use the G word...reincarnation...

Yes yes now I remember. As I was dying I made a wish upon the star.

I just finished coming back the bookstore, with the latest volume of a specific book that I never got to read. A book with a very colorful world, a world of devils and angels and gods and perverted dragons.

Yes, I remember the wish

I wished... To be reborn in the world of DxD.