Mob Devil's Guide To Surviving DxD

DxD huh?

I can't say exactly say that this isn't a shock.

though I can't completely prove it yet, I'm almost certain I've been reborn as a devil.

though I am the one that wished for reincarnation, I can't exactly say that this is a safe world to live in.

You know, what with all the monsters and actual gods walking around here and there.

Then there's also that terrorist son of Lucifer. That guy's a real doozy to deal with. Shit, how the hell am I supposed to survive this? The kind of Havoc he is going to reek in the future will devastate nearly all myths in this world.

That f.u.c.k.i.n.g lunatic released trihexa you know?

if I want a long life span in this world I would need to at least become an ultimate class devil.

Shit.

and even then, becoming an ultimate class won't exactly save you from quite a lot of shit this world has to offer.

I mean f.u.c.k, I'm likely a pure blood devil who doesn't have a longinus on me. no, let alone that, I probably don't even have regular sacred gear if I really am a pure blood.

Worse than that, what are the odds I'm even born a high-class devil?

low class and middle-class are pretty much treated like shit in this society.

No no no. It's not time to panic yet.

yes that's right, I'm a reincarnator. I likely have some kind of cheat or system or something.

alright here goes nothing.

Cheat activate...

System online...

Boil my blood! ....

Reality, be rent! Synapse, break! Vanishment this world!....

Welp, I tried.

Shit now what? As much as I love DxD, I don't want to die just because some guy looked at me wrong or sneezes in the wrong direction I just happened to be standing in.

I mean I could f.u.c.k.i.n.g die as collateral damage between the inevitable fight of two white and red dragons you know?

*Sigh*

Mom, I'll just go to sleep for now. I'll think of something when I wake up. maybe when it's time for me to be born...

and with that, my conscience slips back into nothingness

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-it's red.

-it's beautifully red.

-all I see is a great beautiful red.

-the red swims through the ocean of silence, that colorful nothingness.

-a void containing nothing yet also everything.

-the red rides it like some kind of King. No, the red is beyond a king.

-The red is the Emperor, and this is its Empire.

-No... This is the road in which it rides on.

-Yes like some kind of biker emperor.

-Looks like fun.

-I wonder... can I ride with the red too?

- and so... I follow after the red.

-on this great trail he has carved

-I follow after the red... To ride with the red.

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I wake up in shock. Holy shit was that great red?!?!

why? how? why?

Also, what the bloody hell was I doing??

what the blood-soaked hell was I f.u.c.k.i.n.g doing following him???

Great red is the kind of guy who would kill you for looking at it wrong.

But seriously, how did I even bump into him while dreaming... oh wait that's how.

yes that's right, I remember, he's Dragon God of Dreams.

wait, is great red even male? I mean, Ophis is genderless, it stands to reason that great read this likely also genderless too.

Anyway ... putting that nightmare aside for now, I'm rested in fully awake.

Now. what are my plans for the future?

one important lesson I learned while in the orphanage in my previous life, was that you didn't have to be some kind of Genius or the best in anything. Just make realistic plans and follow through with them pragmatically and you can become successful in life. Be patient and make long-term Investments. They will reward you greatly in the future.

the second important lesson I learned was the art of acquiring women. From which I learned from a rather successful womanizing Uncle who always volunteered at the orphanage.

3 simple rules.

- Run fast, hit hard, read books.

According to the uncle , when you're a kid, just being a fast runner makes you popular. In middle school, it's holding your own in a fight. After that, brains make you popular. His point seemed to be, "Run fast, hit hard, and read books."

guaranteed to get you laid.

With these lessons in mind, although I was an unrepentant otaku, I was far from being some loser neet.(1)

From here, I will apply these rules to this new life. and as it stands now, I believe there's something I can do while I'm still in the w.o.m.b.

A power that if I start training from now on, will give me an unimaginable advantage in my later life.

A guaranteed future investment.

The manipulation of Life Force Senjutsu.