Mob Devil's Guide To Surviving DxD

"Hey Matsuda, Motohama, move over I can't see shit!"

"Wait a minute, I still haven't gotten a proper read on them with my glasses scouter!"

"Well, with a little bit more and you'll get a full picture. wait for it!"

After physical education was complete, three perverts were desperately trying to peep into the girls changing room. Naturally they are are Issei, Matsuda, and Motohama. these three are major offenders renown in their voyeurism regardless of how many times they get caught. even if they're beaten by the girls, they will always be back. This perverted threesomes are regarded as the problem children in school.

The idiot trio were planning to enjoy this day more than any other day.  They had come up with a superb plan and found a brand new peeking spot.

" I told you, this was a great spot. Apparently this was the spot boss always used!"

"I've confirmed it many times, you get the clearest view from here. "

"Yep! Now we can peek into the oasis with our heart's content!"

Never had the idiot Trio being so jubilant is this day today.

"Thank you for the gifts from heaven. Thank you b.r.e.a.s.t god"

Suddenly the door was kicked open and a multitude of girls rushed out.

"Found them, right on schedule. "

"I told you I could smell the perverts around here!"

"You three are going to get it today. "

Being caught red-handed, The Trio were about to run using their pre-made Escape plan. At which point, the thought occurred in the minds of the three of them simultaneously.

Three?? Wasn't there four of them??

They looked around only to find that the fourth member of their group wasn't there.

"shit, not again"

"How does he keep doing that, how does he keep disappearing just when we're about to get caught."

"I told you bastards to watch him to see how he keeps doing that" issei screamed.

"Linnaeus you bastard, you're screwed us over again"

The absent man the three cursed at was none other than their senpai. 1 years their senior, both in grade and the arts of the perverse.

But one thing that's always bothered them, regardless of what happens, he has never been caught or blamed by the girls. kid always join them and their talks oh dear perverse missions, but when everything goes south, he seems to just disappear Into thin air just before anyone even realize he's gone. and it's always right before they get caught too.

As the situation had turned for the worse, anyone could guess what actions the 3 would take.

The action taken by the pervert threesome was:

"""Run away!"""

Yes, escape.

""""Wait !!!!"""

Dozens of girls chased the fleeing trio. This game of tag was already becoming a daily scene for the school. the girls chased with such fever, and the boys ran like there lives depended on it. They were putting out speeds that would make trained athletes spit take. As this was not the first time, they knew what would happen to them if they were caught. A trauma had already been ingrained in their bodies.

This has been such a daily occurrence that inexplicable rules had been formed on both sides. "grudges only last for one day", " you will not be punished for the crimes of yesterday" " you will not be punished so long as you don't get caught". no one knew how such a rule was formed, but it was enforced by all parties involved.

"Wow, the girls are persistent today." issei lamented.

"of course, they haven't been able to catch us all week" matsuda added.

And finally, motohama with a suggestion: "Let's split up and act separately. If you get caught ... that's your problem to deal with."

The trio split up all going their separate ways. Being chased at least five girls each.

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Watching all of this from afar, two students, a man and a woman. one red one blue.

"you really like hanging out with those three don't you" the red women said.

"of course I do, those three are what makes this school fun" replied the blue man.

"The entirety of my first year was nothing more than complete boredom until those three showed up."

"so you're bored whenever you're with me??"

" what's this? is that jealousy I detect in your voice?"

"O-Of course not. Also, I was wondering why don't you ever help them when they're being chased. I mean, you three are such great friends"

"As much as I would love to, I have a reputation to uphold you know."

"As you have your reputation as the red princess, I have my reputation as the blue prince."

"I told you before, stop calling me princess. although I don't like it, I don't care if other people call me princess, it just feels weird if you do it. You and I are supposed to be equals, aren't we? "

"But where's the fun in that? I like seeing you frustrated. Prin~cess~chan"

"hmmpf. Anyway, we have reports that the Fallen Angels have been prowling around the city and especially the school recently."

"They must know this is enemy territory, right?" the red-haired woman - Rias, says while being completely perplexed.

"What might they be after?"

"I think I might have an idea" the blue haired man - Linnaeus, turns his head looking towards the direction a certain b.o.o.b.s loving perverted ran in.

Rias saw this and responded in surprise: "Him? the one you said has the Red dragon emperor in him?"

"Yeah, him"

"It's just a hunch, but I got this gut feeling about it"