My Weird Life

  1249. What happened next (12)

"This thing is usually placed in the bedside drawer of the couple, so that when the couple wakes up at night, they can take it apart and use it directly..." Su Wu explained a few words to Hong Renkun very tactfully.

Hong Renkun's expression suddenly became strange.

He spat several times and dropped the 'dried balloon' in his hand directly to the ground.

At this time, Tao Zu took off the "fishnet stockings" on his head and walked towards Hong Renkun and Su Wu holding up the pillar-shaped object that was flashing with colorful light and constantly bouncing.

"What is this thing used for?" Tao Zu waved the thing in his hand, his eyes thoughtful, "It's such a strange thing, its shape looks irregular, but it reminds me of..."

Before Tao Zu finished speaking, he was interrupted by Hong Renkun.

Hong Renkun winked vaguely at Su Wu, then turned his face and said to Tao Zu: "Brother Su has already told me that the things you are holding in your hand are actually what people use for massage nowadays.

 Look at the swollen thing on the top. Does it look like a human thumb?

Use it to massage shoulders, elbows, and sore parts of the body. It can relieve muscles, activate blood vessels, and make people feel comfortable all over the body! You have old arms and legs, this thing is more suitable for you to use!

This thing is so convenient, you can carry it with you and use it for massage anytime, anywhere -"

The square-faced middle-aged man didn’t even finish his words. He couldn’t hold back his laughter and burst out laughing. He looked at Tao Zu with a puzzled look on his face as he held the shining column. As he turned it over and over to examine it, he finally opened his mouth and laughed: "Hahaha, the old man has lived for thousands of years - hahahaha - in this case Come and see, hahaha, he’s still a baby, hahahaha...he-"

When Hong Renkun burst out laughing, Tao Zu next to him also laughed.

 The old man smiled as he picked up the transparent and colorful rubber stick in his hand and stuffed it directly into Hong Renkun's mouth.

 “Ugh!”

Hong Renkun was stabbed in the throat by this pillar, and he rolled his eyes immediately, and the smile on his face suddenly froze.

 "Hahahaha..." Now it was Tao Zu's turn to laugh.

Su Wu looked at Hong Renkun's face, which turned purple. He pulled out the rubber rod that Tao Zu had shoved into his mouth. Then he looked at Tao Zu, who was laughing. He thought for a moment, turned around and exited the small room. 24-hour self-service store.

Hong Renkun’s angry roar and Tao Zu’s defensive voice sounded alternately in the curtain-covered shop behind him.

 “Old man, I will fight you until death!”

“Didn’t you say that this product is used to massage the whole body, relieve muscles, and activate blood vessels? I use it to massage your stinky mouth. It’s fine if you don’t thank me. How dare you scold me?!

 Among us, who is the Lord and who is the incarnation?

 You idiot, can’t you tell the difference? "

“Now, in my incarnation, I will turn over and become the master!”

 …

Su Wu silently walked away a few steps and walked to the row of buildings opposite the shop.

He turned around and saw a rumbling sound in the shop, followed by buildings falling one after another. Su Wu sighed: "It would be nice to dismantle everything..."

 A moment later, a disgraced Hong Renkun walked out of the ruins of the building.

With the red sun above his head, he walked up to Su Wu with a sullen face and asked in a low voice, "Where are we going now?"

Su Wu looked at his appearance, then cast his gaze on the red sun above his head, and soon replied: "Now we need to stay here for a short period of time.

I have to go back to the Qing Dynasty to explain some things to my old friends.

 Brothers Tao Zu and Hong, are you going to stay here, or are you going to the Qing Dynasty with me?

—You are not familiar with this world. Thousands of years have passed, and the world has changed a lot. Why not stay with me and come back with me soon? "

The strange rhyme of "Sanqingzhizhi" is vaguely connected to the direction of Longshanji, and there seems to be the cause and effect of "eyes cunning" and "becoming cunning" in that place.

Su Wu needs to go back and ask Taoist priests Shao Shoushan and Su Jue about it.

In addition, he needs to come up with a plan to see how to arrange the junior brothers and sisters in Zao Class, as well as how to save Zhuer.

Regarding the fact that "Liu Feiyan" is increasingly entangled with "Tian Yuan" and is vaguely affected by Tian Yuan, he promised to help Miss Liu get rid of Tian Yuan, so he can't just let it go.

As well as the disciples of the Beidi Sect, etc., he needs to make arrangements.

Hong Renkun and Tao Zu are not people who can't take care of themselves at the moment. In the 24-hour self-service shop, the two of them seemed so ignorant and confused about what happened. In fact, it is better to say that their attitudes are casual. , they have never studied these in depth - they really want to know for themselves what the functions of those things are, and it is not like there are no written instructions on the wrapping paper and packaging boxes of those things...

Today's simplified characters are also evolved from traditional calligraphy in the past. It is not known how knowledgeable Hong Renkun is, but Tao Zu is definitely not a person with shallow knowledge. It is not difficult for him to understand today's traditional characters. .

 Hong Renkun cannot be said to be better able to understand the foreign characters on the packaging boxes.

Even so, Su Wu wanted the two of them to follow him, but he also didn’t want them to wander around. What if they walked out of Mingzhou and scared others?

Their occasional willful actions can cause a storm here.

Su Wu Geng has no idea what time or day it is in reality today, or whether anything new has happened.

Hearing Su Wu's words, Hong Renkun's eyes rolled around wildly. In the red sun above his head, Tao Zu was also silent, and he must be thinking about something secretly.

A moment later, Hong Renkun walked towards a car parked on the street and said to himself: "This iron box has four wheels. It should be a vehicle for carrying people? How do you ride on this vehicle?"

As he spoke, Hong Renkun had already grasped the door handle, pulled hard and pulled off the entire front door.

He got into the car and pressed the left and right buttons, but because there was no key in the car, he could not start the car.

“Brother Hong, do you want to go with me to the Qing Dynasty?

 It won’t be long before we can come back again. "Su Wu opened another car door, got into the driver's seat, and asked Hong Renkun. He opened the armrest box and happened to find a pair of car keys from inside. He inserted the key into the hole and twisted it gently. The engine rumbled under the hood of the car, which was missing two doors.

Hong Renkun was attracted by the movement. He squinted at the steering wheel held by Su Wu with both hands, and did not respond to Su Wu's words at all: "You asked me to play, is this how you drive?

Turn this wheel, and the car can change directions at will—"

Not only did he open his mouth to speak, he even reached out to grab the steering wheel from Su Wu's hand. Su Wu reached out and pulled the steering wheel off. He held the steering wheel in his hand and asked Hong Renkun expressionlessly: "Hong Brother, answer me first, and I will hand over this steering wheel to you."

"There are so many cars over there, I can just find one!" Hong Renkun didn't take Su Wu's threat at all, but he just said a few words when a steady sound of breathing suddenly sounded in his ears - The breath of the underworld pulled the time and space all around, revealing gaps in time and space. Hong Renkun felt that the 'underworld world' was approaching him. He suddenly no longer dared not take Su Wu's words seriously and rubbed them. Shou said, “It wasn’t much fun during the Qing Dynasty, it was nowhere near as fun as it is now.

 I want to stay here, look around and have some fun first.

 The old man also has the same idea as me. "

Su Wu sighed when he heard this, frowned and said: "Once you take action, whether it's light or heavy, you can easily collapse the building, and it only takes half an hour to overturn a city.

 I am really worried about leaving you here. "

“Don’t worry, don’t worry!

This guy is not reliable, but I am very reliable!

 It’s normal for you not to believe in him, but you can’t help but believe in me, your ancestor? "Tao Zu hurriedly revealed his face from the red sun above Hong Renkun's head and spoke to Su Wu repeatedly.

Su Wu glanced at him and shook his head: "Forget it."

Hearing this, Tao Zu and Hong Renkun thought Su Wu had agreed, and they were both overjoyed -

While the two were grinning, an emotionless male voice sounded in their ears: "Welcome to the 'Perfect Life', you can consume the 'True Gold from the Other Side', travel across time and space, and travel in endless time and space. , to find answers to those difficult problems that can be solved, to create answers to those difficult problems that are unsolvable!”

 “The ‘space-time world’ you can currently enter is as follows.”

 The darkness drowned Su Wu, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu. In the endless darkness, a huge dial is suspended in the middle of the sky and the earth.

 The screens are listed on the four sides of the dial.

 ‘Yuan Kong’s future life’;

 ‘Li Wu’s future life’;

 ‘Li Feixiong’s future life’;

 ‘The past life of the master of Wenjia in Datang Mountain’;

 ‘Su Quan and Zheng Chunfang’s Relics of Time and Space’;

 ‘The time and space world corresponding to the wooden sword’;

 ‘The future life of Taiping Daokui’;

 …

Looking at the scenes that appeared on the screen, Hong Renkun and Tao Zu both opened their mouths. They both looked at Su Wu angrily. However, Su Wu controlled the breath of the underworld. At this time, they were linked to this cause and effect. , directly dragged them into this dark space, where Su Wu was the master, and as guests, they could only do as they pleased!

 “You are deceiving your master and destroying your ancestors!”

Tao Zu was very angry and said: "You are disobeying the wishes of our ancestors. How come I have a disciple like you in my Maoshan witchcraft sect?!"

Su Wu turned to look at Tao Zu, with Huang Tian Fa Zhao above his head, and said: "Am I still going to bully my master and destroy my ancestors now?"

Tao Zu shrank his neck when he saw the Huangtian Fazhao with the faint yellow rhyme above his head, and immediately suppressed the words that came out of his mouth. He could only glare at Su Wu indignantly, and finally said no more.

Hong Renkun saw the old man shivering in front of Su Wu. The unhappiness he had had immediately dissipated without a trace, and he suddenly started to smile.

Su Wu put away the yellow sky edict above his head and turned to look at the numerous time and space listed on the four sides of the dial.

At this time, Tao Zu was determined to be a thief, so he reached out and patted him on the head.

The shot was neither light nor heavy, so Su Wu had no choice but to sigh, turn his gaze to "Li Feixiong's future life", and gave the simulator instructions to cross this time and space.

 “You have chosen ‘Li Feixiong’s future life’!”

“This time and space has broken away from the clutches of Ligui and has returned to the normal time sequence.

The time node you are staying in has been destroyed as a result. It will consume three taels of real gold from this shore to repair the time node for you, and it will be automatically transferred to the time node you want! Do you want to consume three taels of real gold from this shore? "

"yes."

 “Used successfully!”

 “Fixed!”

“Entering this time and space will consume five taels of real gold from the other side. Do you want to use it?”

"yes."

 “Entering—Li Feixiong’s future life…”

The huge dial hovering in the darkness instantly turned into a spinning roulette!

The clear light filled the roulette wheel, turning the rumbling wheel into a mirror. The figures of Su Wu, Hong Renkun, and Tao Zu were reflected in the mirror. When the three people's figures were imprinted in the mirror, all kinds of illusions and realities appeared. It also completely dissipated.

Su Wu gathered his mind and fell into a riverbank with lush grass.

On the bank of the river, there is a ferry built with a few wooden planks, which has long been abandoned.

Several figures in the distance were suddenly swept away by the clear light from the sky at the same time, and fell into the grass on the opposite bank. They slapped the dusty grass stems on their bodies, stood up from the grass, and saw clusters of dog tails on the opposite side. The tall young man surrounded by grass, and Hong Renkun with the red sun above his head beside the young man, suddenly became excited and shook their arms at Su Wu: "Zhenren Su!"

 “Master, Master!”

 “Pig, we are here!”

Su Wu saw Taoist Shao and his wife, the four girls of Beidi Sect, Ding Yin'er, and Li Heihu opposite. He smiled and waved to the people on the other side of the dry river in response. Suddenly, a burst of water came from the distance. Voice-

He turned his head and looked towards the place where the water was roiling, and he saw a river rising up, coming from afar in an instant, and flooding the river channel!

He and the old friends on the other side were about to be cut off by the sudden flow of the river. At this moment, Su Wu suddenly felt an impulse for some reason, and he waded across the river beach, which was half full in an instant. Meet the people on the other side.

 The old friends on the other side were slightly stunned for a moment when they saw this.

But soon someone reacted, lifted up their trouser legs and hem of their robes, and walked into the river with a smile.

 The two groups of people gathered together in the middle of the river, looking at each other and laughing loudly.

Hong Renkun looked at the people who were drowned by the water in the center of the river, his face a little confused. He turned and looked not far away: "Isn't there a bridge dozens of steps away? Instead of walking on the bridge, walk on the river with high water?

 What is this for? "

He vaguely felt something in his heart, but when he thought about it carefully, it was still difficult to trace the vague 'feeling'.

Tao Zu looked at the people walking hand in hand to the other side with an incomprehensible look: "You are just a loser, what do you know?!"

 “Who are you scolding, my old turtle son?!”

“What? You, this incarnation, deserve to die—how could I have created such an incarnation of you? You were created specifically to make me angry and lose my short lifespan!”

“You think I just want to be created by you, haha—”

Tao Zu transformed into an old man with muscles all over his body, and directly pulled Hong Renkun out of the grass, and was about to fight with him on the spot. When Su Wu walked to the other side of the river, he turned around and saw this scene, and his head suddenly became as big as a bucket: "Brother Hong , Patriarch! Don’t fight again!”

The two of them are so angry, how can they listen to him?

Seeing that the two were already rolling around in the grass, Su Wu hesitated and wanted to cross the river again to separate the two. At this time, a clear light rolled up several **** of flames and settled in front of Su Wu.

 In Qingguang Lane, Zhong Sui walked out and Qing Miao, Xiu Xiu and others came.

Zhong Sui glanced at the situation on the other side and said to Su Wu: "Don't worry about them. They will stop fighting when they have enough."

Su Wu shook his head when he heard this, and finally stopped trying to dissuade the two people.

A group of people walked up the river embankment and found a thatched cottage, where they settled temporarily.

"We just escaped from reincarnation, and we happened to meet you. Master Su has already solved the matter in the other side of time and space?" Zhong Sui looked at Su Wu and asked Su Wu first.

“There are still many things that have not been dealt with.

 I will come back for now, there are still many things to discuss with you. " Su Wu shook his head and replied.

Zhong Sui understood what he said: "Okay, what do you need me to avoid first?"

"That's not necessary." Su Wu smiled, "I also have something to discuss with you."

"The same goes for me." Zhong Sui replied, then looked at Qingmiao, Xiuxiu, Li Heihu and others, and said to Su Wu, "If Master Su has something to do, I'd better discuss it with them first. I want to discuss it with Master Su." , but I can’t finish it in a short while, so I can leave it to the end.”

"good."

Su Wu turned his eyes and looked at everyone with a smile on his face: "Although the world today is still full of evil and terror, it is still a lot different compared to the past.

 The bowels of Sanqing have been sealed, and the Cross Tribulation has also been silent in the intestines of Sanqing.

You are now freed from reincarnation. What you will do in life in the future depends entirely on your luck. "

When everyone heard this, some looked relieved, while others looked melancholy, vaguely aware of the upcoming parting.

 (End of this chapter)