My Weird Life

“You may have already made some guesses about my identity and the fate of my life in reincarnation.

-For me, time is like a long river. You are waiting on this bank of the river, but I am on the other bank of the river. The river can go from here to there, but the people on the bank are actually unable to get there unless there are boats to help them. of.

The reason why I can go from the destination of the river over there to the origin of the river here is actually because I was lucky enough to get a ray of "three absences" charm, so I can cross "each other".

As you may think, I am a person on the other side of the river. "Su Wu then spoke to everyone.

After the 'simulator' was replenished, there was no longer any restriction that prohibited Su Wu from revealing the existence of the simulator to people in the corresponding time and space. Therefore, he was finally able to slightly reveal his origins to these old relatives and friends who had lived and died with him. them.

　　After Su Wu said these words, he was silent for a while.

Everyone was also silent.

 During this long silence, someone whispered to himself: "You live at the head of the Yangtze River, and I live at the end of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day without seeing you, and drink the water of the Yangtze River together..."

Following the sentimental female voice, Su Wu saw Liu Feiyan in red standing in the corner. She raised her head at this time and looked directly at herself: "This shore and the other shore are too difficult to cross after all.

If I can survive the bitter world, even if I just step onto this shore, there will be a possibility of meeting my little brother again..."

 “There is no need to be so sentimental, I have a promise to you.

 It will definitely help you get rid of the infection of "Heaven's Resentment", and there will always be a chance to meet you in the future. " Su Wu said.

Liu Feiyan just laughed when he heard this and didn't say much else.

 “If a person dies, a bird will turn to the sky, and he will not die for tens of thousands of years!

 What is there to be sentimental about? "At this time, Hong Renkun, who had a few grass stalks on his head, walked into the thatched cottage carelessly. With the red sun above his head, he looked around at everyone and said loudly, "I will die in five years. Look at me, how sentimental I am. One day?

 You still have so much time to live, and there are always many possibilities in life.

What are you afraid of?

It is not difficult to cross the world of bitter water and step onto this shore..."

In the red sun above Hong Renkun's head, Tao Zu's face appeared. Tao Zu closed his eyes slightly and said lightly: "Those who have never crossed the world of bitter water always feel that setting foot on this shore seems to be a simple matter.

 This is called sitting in a well and looking at the sky.

 Don’t believe the nonsense of my incarnation. "

Upon hearing this, Hong Renkun raised his head and glared at Tao Zu angrily.

Tao Zu smiled contemptuously.

"The first ancestor of Maoshan is right." Zhong Sui nodded and followed.

Hong Renkun looked at Zhong Sui angrily.

Whether it’s right or wrong, the sentimental atmosphere lingering here is finally dispelled by Hong Renkun and Tao Zu’s jokes. Taking advantage of the opportunity, Su Wu first looked at the four female disciples of the Beidi Sect and Ding Yin. He said: "Yingchu, Chuxuan, Chuji... you have become my disciples, and I still don't I just gave you the talisman and taught you some superficial techniques.

 As a master, I owe you a lot. "

 When the four female disciples heard this, they all shook their heads.

Chu Xuan-Chuan Baoer said: "Master has given us a new life. We cannot repay Master's kindness, and we owe Master more. Please stop saying such things. It really hurts us..."

“Being a teacher, you always need to preach, teach, and resolve doubts.

I am now passing down the Beidi sect’s orthodoxy to you and others. As for ‘teaching knowledge’ and ‘clearing doubts’, I cannot complete it now. "Su Wu shook his head and spoke. The six-day ghost eyes between his brows opened, and the terrifying figure of the 'Shadow Emperor' appeared behind him. The **** opened his five dragon arms, and lightly tapped on the heads of the five disciples of Beidi. All the root talismans they used to practice were changed into the "Baby Emperor's Root Talisman".

Su Wu turned to look at Zhong Sui, and continued: "I have taught you a lifelong Taoist practice. In the future, I would like to ask your help to teach my disciples and resolve their doubts, so that they can embark on the right path of Taoist practice. , revitalize the reputation of 'Northern Emperor'."

Zhong Sui nodded: "It's just a small matter. Master Su, I agree."

 “Thank you, Your Excellency!”

Su Wu bowed his head to Zhong Suiji.

Zhong Sui also bowed in return.

"I teach you the 'Demon Body Seeds the Dao'. You can improve it at your own opportunity. In the future, if any of my disciples can succeed in practice, I can let them try to practice the 'Demon Body Seeds the Dao' and escape from life and death." Tribulation pass." As Su Wu spoke, he drew a righteousness talisman on the palm of his hand. The righteousness talisman, which only had a few square characters, contained a huge amount of information, including the 'Demon Body Planting Dao Dafa'. He showed Zhong Sui the righteousness talisman drawn in his palm.

Zhong Sui glanced at it and knew the true meaning.

 He nodded: "Thank you Master Su for teaching me."

Tao Zu, who was hanging over Hong Renkun's head next to him, saw that Su Wu was so casual and taught the Maoshan Zhengfa to people outside the Taoist lineage. They immediately stared at Su Wu with his beard.

However, there was nothing he could do about Su Wu, and he could not stop Su Wu from spreading the Dharma.

 He blew his beard and stared for a while, then closed his eyes again and returned to the old god's presence.

After giving instructions to several disciples, Su Wu immediately looked at everyone in the kitchen class. Qing Miao was holding the iron-framed lantern carrying Zhu'er's fire **** body and looked at her quietly.

Xiuxiu was holding a candle carrying Li Hu's fire **** body and looked at him nervously.

Su Wu looked at the two, smiled, and said, "Where is Qing'er today?"

"It's always wandering around somewhere. It's easy to call it back. What's the matter with it, senior brother?" Xiuxiu asked Su Wu with a straightforward heart. Su Wu responded: "Yeah.

I originally planned to entrust you with the body of the God of Fire, entrusting your nature and will, and contain you in my fire, and take you across the long river of time and space to the world where I am.

But now that I think about it carefully, this method is not safe.

 You may fall out of my own fire the moment I return to reality.

In addition to this, I thought of another way - you walk around the world in the body of a fire god. You can no longer practice the 'devil body seeding method' like a person with a flesh shell, and walk through a hundred years of time and space to enter reality. .

The longer one's own Vulcan body burns, the more likely it is that it will cause all kinds of death-energy wind disasters and disasters to extinguish one's own Vulcan body.

Therefore, I think that although you cannot practice the method of cultivating the demon body, maybe 'Qing'er' can practice this method. If it practices this method, you will entrust the fire **** body in its 'treacherous stomach' , should be able to wade through a hundred years of time and space.

  —What do you think of this method? "

The reason why Su Wu proposed this method was because he had indeed seen Xiu Xiu who was placed in the body of the God of Fire hundreds of years later. It was the ray of fire from Xiu Xiu that broke the deadlock that Su Wu faced at that time. .

At that time, 'Qing'er' had not yet practiced the 'Dharma of cultivating the demon body', so Xiu Xiu traveled through a hundred years of time and space.

If Qing'er practices this method, he may be able to bring everyone to a hundred years later.

Hearing what Su Wu said, Qingmiao's eyes sparkled, and there was a slight smile on his originally quiet face.

Li Xiuxiu hesitated and said: "Qing'er is just a mule. If you let it practice the magic of demon body cultivation, it probably doesn't know how to practice it..."

Tao Zu, who was listening to the words of several people next to him, could no longer hold back after hearing these words. He immediately shouted to Su Wu: "Hi! Hi! Hi! My little fellow Taoist, you can plant the demonic body of our Maoshan shaman into Taoism as you like. It’s just a matter of teaching it to others, but now how can we expect even mules, horses, pigs, and dogs to learn this method? The practice of this method has always been dangerous and the threshold is extremely high. How can it be achieved casually?!

Although he talks about Dharma practice, he also tries to save sentient beings through the sea of ​​suffering.

 Whether it is crossing people or crossing oneself, it is a good thing.

But you are too contemptuous of Maoshan Zhengfa by passing it on to a mule and horse. Instead, people in the world despise this method and think that Maoshan Zhengfa is some kind of dog-skin plaster. You can just buy two plasters and put one on your body for fun. Woolen cloth! "

Hearing what the First Ancestor said, Su Wu’s expression did not change. He turned to the First Ancestor and replied, “Qing’er is not an ordinary mule or horse.”

 “No matter how extraordinary the mules and horses are, they are still mules and horses!”

“Qing’er has accommodated a ‘strange stomach’ based on her destiny.

It has survived since the late Ming Dynasty to this day, and there is still no sign of the decay of the flesh shell, and there are no signs of recovery. "

"Huh?" Tao Zu was stunned when he heard this, "Is there such a thing?"

“Exactly.

Grandmaster now thinks, does Qing'er have the talent to learn the "Great Dharma of Demonic Body Seed"? "

 …“…whatever.”

Su Wu turned to look at Zhong Sui.

Zhong Sui suddenly understood what he meant: "Master Su, you want me to teach a mule and horse the 'Demon Body Seed Dao'? It is not easy to teach an animal the Demon Body Seed Dao, but since Master Su said that the mule itself is If you have an extraordinary talent, you might as well give it a try.

 I try my best. "

"Please do your best." Su Wu bowed to Zhong Sui again.

Zhong Sui looked at everyone in the kitchen team and his face became serious: "I will live up to Master Su's trust!"

"Thank you!" Su Wu solemnly thanked Zhong Sui, and then looked at Qingmiao, Xiuxiu and other Zao Class juniors and sisters with some relief, and said with a smile, "A hundred years is always a long time, but if you are in the world of Demon Body Seed Taoism, In fact, it is also very short.

 Junior sister and brother, we will meet again in a hundred years. "

"good.

 See you in a hundred years, brother. "

 The junior girls in Zao Class agreed with a smile.

 The people who had been settled left the thatched hut, and in a blink of an eye, only three people, Shao Shoushan, Taoist Su Jue, and Li Heihu were left in the thatched hut.

"Zhuzi..." Li Heihu scratched his head, hesitated for a long time, and finally said to Su Wu, "Don't you go back to your hometown to see? Grandma is still at home waiting for you to go back. It's been seven or eight years..."

“Then go back and take a look.” Su Wu responded.

Li Heihu grinned and said nothing else.

Su Wuze said: "Heihu, you are the most likely to cultivate the 'Demon Body Seed Dao Technique'. I have passed this method on to you a long time ago. Don't let your talent down. A hundred years later, I hope you and I can meet again." !”

“Don’t worry.

 See you soon. "Heihu responded cheerfully, and then walked out of the thatched cottage.

 Su Wu, Taoist Shao and Ma Xiangu were the only ones left in the thatched cottage.