My Weird Life

  Chapter 495 Happy God (12)

   "Look, has the pattern changed?"

  The bleak moonlight shone on the top of the inner wall of the coffin, revealing a shadowy silhouette.

  Su Wu was still listening carefully to the old man's secrets about the past, but he didn't expect him to change the subject halfway, and was slightly taken aback for a moment, suppressing the idea of ​​asking about the secrets and the future.

   Stare at the top of the inner wall of the coffin.

  The pattern that was originally painted and engraved as "Shengxian Gate",

  Under the moonlight, there was a strange change!

  The word "immortal" in the word "Xianmen" on the forehead of the door, like wax tears being twisted and twisted by the fire, turned into a word "ghost"!

   Around the two vermilion lacquered wooden doors, blossoming auspicious clouds turned into hideous grimaces, surrounding the two dark and gloomy doors!

  The maid of honor who sticks her head out from the crack of the door,

  The hair on the head is disheveled, and there is a grimace mask on the face!

   On the foreheads of the grimace masks, which were less than the size of fingernails, there was a **** '囍' written on each of them!

  Gate of ghosts?

   The gate of **** is closed!

happy God!

  Su Wu turned to look at Shenhan.

   This divine man is not just pretending to be like the madman Quan Zhuo just now, the black-faced old man has real skills in his hands!

   Shenhan patted the coffin gang, and murmured: "It's really what Xishen Sect did...

  After the deceased ordered this coffin,

   Must have been persuaded by the coffin shop owner, lay down in the coffin and tried to see if it fits—after this test, Hun'er was taken away by the "God of Joy" and brought into the gate of ghosts. "

Seeing Su Wu's thoughtful look, the black-faced old man reminded him aloud, "Don't even try to control the coffin shop owner right now—according to the situation, the coffin shop owner must be a member of the Xishen sect." up.

  He must have gotten the news and hid,

   It is impossible to catch him now! "

"The old man seems to understand this Xishen sect." Su Wu looked at the black-faced old man and said, "In that case, what should we do now, how can we recall the soul of old man Jiang so that he can stay in the world for a while longer? ?”

  The black-faced old man patted the coffin supporter, pointed to the open gate, and said, "Carry the coffin back.

  You carry forward and I will follow behind.

   Tell you what happened just now. "

  He was referring to 'that old thing from hundreds of years ago'.

  Mr. Jiang’s sudden death may have something to do with the ‘Xi Shen Sect’.

  —In the pattern painted on the top of the coffin, the palace woman guarding the "Gate of Ghosts" wears a mask with the word "囍" written on her face.

  Since the two may be somewhat related, Su Wu has the patience to listen to the old man tell the story of hundreds of years ago.

  That story is in the same period as "Li Zhuo Hu Lang Temple".

  He handed the key to Shenhan,

  He carried the coffin and walked ahead.

  The divine man waited for him to leave the gate of the old house, locked the gate, and followed him.

  The two just walked under the cold moonlight,

   Fortunately, the night is dark now,

  Otherwise, if the villagers saw someone walking up and down the road with a coffin on their backs, they would have to be scared out of their wits!

  The old man's voice came to Su Wu's ears from behind: "The woman believed the nonsense of those people from the Xishen Sect, thinking that she was a 'Meat Guanyin', and she just sat on the altar and received incense for a period of time.

  As long as you can save your husband,

   She doesn't care about this taboo.

It's a pity that she thought too easily—on the day when Xishen Cult chose her, she was invited into the paper-made temple of Xishen Cult, and sat on the altar, and then someone from Xishen Cult babbled beside her. Singing, someone is going to carry her sick husband to the paper-made temple,

  Someone was busy spilling handfuls of uncooked rice on her husband,

  The uncooked rice fell on her husband, stuffed it into her husband's mouth, and was steamed instantly!

   cooked rice,

   But there was a rancid smell, and black water kept dripping out!

  The people and women of the Xishen religion said that the rice was helping her husband **** away the unclean things in his body, so she should not worry,

  Things have come to this day, although the woman feels that the situation is weird, she has reached this point, and she can't retreat even if she wants to.

   According to the requirements of Xishenjiao people, they had to put on vestments, crowns and masks.

  After wearing these things,

  The woman couldn’t move on the spot.

   Further on,

  She only felt that someone was constantly sticking some sticky and stinky things to her body, and those things gradually solidified after being stuck all over her body, becoming as hard as copper and iron.

  Here, Xishen Sect goes on to "depict images", "worship", and "build temples",

   A temple of Xi was erected there.

  After the establishment of the Xishen Temple, our local area will suffer a great disaster!

  For newly married young men and women, the first child must be difficult to survive,

  Marriage can only be carried out in secret. If you welcome and send off with beating gongs and drums, the bride will die for no apparent reason the next day!

   It was later,

  The 'Tiger Catch Immortal' came to us,

   broke down the Temple of Joy for us, and people's lives gradually became normal. "

  There is a relationship between the Immortal Catch the Tiger and the ‘God of Joy’.

   That Hulang catcher, is he his junior brother 'Gousheng'?

  Su Wu was deep in thought.

  Just now, Shenhan said that the various rituals of "establishing temples" of the Xishen Sect always reminded him of the method of the Kitchen God Sect to collect and build temples.

   will use one of the most critical materials—meters!

   Could the "Xi Shen Sect" be a sect that deviated from the original intention of the Stove King Sect and became evil?

   "Since the Xishen Sect has been abolished and even the temples have been destroyed, why is it starting to appear again now?" Su Wu asked the black-faced old man.

  “There are people from Xishen religion all over the world,

   Always press one end and the other end pushes up again, how can it be so easy to shatter and clean? The old man shook his head, looked at the moon in the sky, and continued, "Even in our local area, there are still some fools and lunatics secretly believing this."

  Some people think that enshrining the God of Joy will make their luck more prosperous.

  Someone pursued a woman from another family but couldn't get it. After hearing someone's introduction, he invited Xishen into the house.

   There are also people who are simply bad.

  These people gathered together in secret,

  Fumble around, maybe something will happen-judging from the current situation, they really have something to do and make a fuss! "

  Su Wu carried the coffin into Jiang's yard,

   Seeing this, several people guarding the courtyard hurriedly moved a stool so that Su Wu could park the coffin in the courtyard.

   "Just now this fake madman has explained everything.

  Someone contacted him secretly, and that person should be someone from Xishen Sect.

  The other party gave him a sum of money,

   asked him to kill a big rooster that the Jiang family had always kept when he was practicing.

  In this way, Mr. Jiang can regain his soul and live an extra day and a half. "Su Wu picked up Quan Zhuo who was shrunk in the corner, and briefly told the old **** what happened before.

  The old godly man nodded again and again,

  Facing Jiang Yingying's earnest gaze, he scratched his chin and said with a smile: "It seems that the people of Xishen Cult also have something to ask for—what kind of rooster in your family is it?

  Can you take it out and have a look? "

"OK!"

  Jiang Yingying nodded quickly, and hurried to a hut specially built for 'emergency canned food',

   called it twice,

  A big rooster with colorful feathers and a weight of 30 to 40 jin walked out of the hut with its head held high and its chest held high.

  It has sharp eyes, looking around at the strangers around,

  The feathers on the neck exploded,

  Staying at Jiang Yingying's feet, she immediately entered a state of vigilance.

   "Chicken is good chicken!"

The old godly man looked at the emergency canned food, admired it, then shook his head and said, "No matter how good the chicken is, it's just a piece of meat after death. I don't know what that man wants the chicken blood for. Could it be that he heard something about the chicken blood?" Remedy?"

  He frowned and thought for a while,

   shook his head,

  Looking at Quan Zhuo, who was brought over by Su Wu, he said, "That person told you, as long as you kill the chicken, the deceased from the Jiang family will be able to return to his soul, how long will he stay alive?"

"Yes Yes Yes!

  The other party told me personally,

  I have chat history! "Quan Zhuo looked at the black-faced old man wearing the same waist apron as himself, and immediately felt a bit of kindness among colleagues, nodding his head repeatedly,

   It seems that he regards the other party as an elder in the industry who can 'justify' himself.

   "Then I saw that the 'Gate of Ghosts' has not been closed tightly...

   I don’t know how much that ‘God of Joy’ has recovered now…”

  The old man said a few words to himself,

   Don’t care about Quan Zhuo who is controlled by Su Wu,

  Turn to the altar.

  In front of the altar, there is a full set of magical instruments for insanity.

   Quan Zhuo didn’t use any of them,

   Earlier, I took a broken gossip mirror and shook it around.

   "You guys are quite complete,

   is something that falls into your hands - wasted.

   After tonight, you will definitely not be willing to do this business anymore, so give me all these things then! "The old man turned his head and said a few words to Quan Zhuo.

  Quan Zhuo was stunned: "Why?"

  Although this time he was shallow and was seen as false and true, he admitted that he was wrong this time.

  The world is not full of people who practice the Tao,

  He does it,

  The income is still considerable!

  The old man grinned at him, revealing a mouthful of black and yellow teeth: "You are scared out of your wits. After seeing the real chapter, do you still dare to dance on the grave and sing in the hearse?"

   Quan Zhuo opened his mouth wide,

  A chill rose from the bottom of my heart!

   "Should I give you a piece of cloth so that you can cover your eyes and pretend you didn't see it?" The old man smiled and teased Quan Zhuo.

  Quan Zhuo was stunned for a moment, then shook his head again and again, and said dejectedly: "After seeing Zhenzhang, I also gave up. It's good not to leave any more thoughts."

   "You are smart about that."

  The old man nodded and turned around.

  He picked up the pair of Dharma hexagrams on the altar table that showed the sign of "great auspiciousness", and shouted: "Wait for me to make a hexagram!"

   Immediately, he muttered words for a while,

   While he was muttering something, Su Wu's thoughts were suddenly touched,

  I found that the wind in all directions seemed to be spinning around the old man!

  The old godly man rolled up his sleeves, and threw a pair of Dharma hexagrams behind him—Dharma hexagrams fell towards the ground, and were wrapped in the invisible wind, whirled and danced, and refused to appear on the ground for a long time!

  The old man stomped his feet,

   said: "Let's fall!"

  The hexagram of Fa fell instantly!

  Yang face up,

  The toes of the bull's horns point to the directions of 'Qian Gua' and 'Kun Gua' in the courtyard!

   It's 'good luck' again!

   "It really is Dinghaishenzhen!"

  The old man raised his head and gave Su Wu a thumbs up.

  (end of this chapter)